REGARDING PAUL'S MOM

Colonel Edmund J. Burke

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Jul 31, 2010, 8:32:19 AM7/31/10

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Out back in the barnyard I oft met this sultry lass. Up in the hay loft,
where I would part her delicious meat curtains, I took her frequently, my
throbbing meatstick penetrating her lithe white body to its core.

--
The lions tremble at his approach.

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Colonel Edmund J. Burke

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Jul 31, 2010, 8:41:09 AM7/31/10

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"IMBJR" <im...@cloon.gasm> wrote in message
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> On Sat, 31 Jul 2010 05:32:19 -0700, "Colonel Edmund J. Burke"
> <ejb...@yahoo.com> wrote:
>
>>I would part her delicious meat curtains
>

> http://www.literaryreview.co.uk/badsex.html
>
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> Pleasures of the Anus

I read that passage and now have a tremendous erection.

Boscoe

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Jul 31, 2010, 8:42:32 AM7/31/10

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On 31/07/2010 1:32 PM, Colonel Edmund J. Burke wrote:
> Out back in the barnyard I oft met this sultry lass. Up in the hay
> loft, where I would part her delicious meat curtains, I took her
> frequently, my throbbing meatstick penetrating her lithe white body to
> its core.
>

You wish. The last time you saw a vagina was when you popped out of one
head first!!

Colonel Edmund J. Burke

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Jul 31, 2010, 8:59:32 AM7/31/10

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"Boscoe" <laughi...@hotmail.com> wrote in message
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Thank you for that kind reply, Boscoe. Or should I call you son. God knows
I've fucked half the whores on the west shores.

Phineas J Meow Alcandor

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Jul 31, 2010, 9:45:35 AM7/31/10

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Does that make it large enough to see with the naked eye now?

Zapanaz

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Jul 31, 2010, 2:36:39 PM7/31/10

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On Sat, 31 Jul 2010 05:32:19 -0700, "Colonel Edmund J. Burke"
<ejb...@yahoo.com> wrote:

>Out back in the barnyard I oft met this sultry lass. Up in the hay loft,
>where I would part her delicious meat curtains, I took her frequently, my
>throbbing meatstick penetrating her lithe white body to its core.

LOL

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You're a fucking cretin.

--
Zapanaz
International Satanic Conspiracy
Customer Support Specialist
http://joecosby.com/
"Distrust all in whom
the impulse to punish is powerful."
- Nietzsche

:: Currently listening to Black Sun, 1990, by Dead Can Dance, from "AION"

Boscoe

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Jul 31, 2010, 2:44:45 PM7/31/10

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You could call me son, colonel, but they reckon I'm the love child of
that ginger gezzer in CSI. Ginger hair, deep voice, shades and as I
talk to you I'm looking sideways. It it you, daddy?

Inna Quandary

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Jul 31, 2010, 2:52:50 PM7/31/10

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On Jul 31, 7:32 am, "Colonel Edmund J. Burke" <ejbu...@yahoo.com>
wrote:

It was a dark and stormy night too I bet.

Inna Quandary

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Jul 31, 2010, 2:55:08 PM7/31/10

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On Jul 31, 7:38 am, IMBJR <im...@cloon.gasm> wrote:
> On Sat, 31 Jul 2010 05:32:19 -0700, "Colonel Edmund J. Burke"

>
> <ejbu...@yahoo.com> wrote:
> >I would part her delicious meat curtains
>
> http://www.literaryreview.co.uk/badsex.html
>
> ---------------------
> Pleasures of the Anus

"If only I could still get hard, I thought, I could use my prick like
a stake hardened in the fire, and blind this Polyphemus who made me
Nobody"

BAAAHAAAWAAA!

Phineas J Meow Alcandor

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Aug 1, 2010, 12:12:23 AM8/1/10

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Dark and stormy, but it wasn't rain falling. Not many know this but the
flying monkeys in the Wizard of OZ where built to last, and have been
experimentally fused with SOME biological features. It seems that the
work of the artist formerly known a Price has been able to capture
locomotive energy from the digestive track of Echidnas. This was the
basis of the graft to the mechanical monkeys.

These monkeys generally stop at taco stands built into long abandoned gas
stations. This gives them the required energy source to fly. There are so
many of them that they often darken the sky, the observer for the ground
cannot tell the difference. They then have horrible stomach grumblings
(thunder) and projectile diarrhea propels them. So indeed it was not rain.

SteveH

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Aug 3, 2010, 10:17:14 AM8/3/10

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I would have thought its every time it looks in a mirror.

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SteveH