On Nov 12, 1:04 pm, "Rev. Ivan Stang" <st...@subgenius.com> wrote:
> On Nov 12, 12:15 pm, IMBJR <im...@cloon.fucker> wrote:
> > Where is it, Marty?
> > Sometime near the end of Sunday we will start CROWING HARD.
> There will be no photo and everybody already knows why.
Because she is a secret agent with the FBI whose image is well known to international roofsex pirates and terrorists and she is currently on a long waiting list for facial replacement surgery but until then her image can not be broadcast or published in any internet forum, no matter how minor and unimportant, because the roofsex pirates have spies everywhere like the Talamasca and there is a 100% chance they are watching alt.slack.
> On Nov 12, 1:04 pm, "Rev. Ivan Stang" <st...@subgenius.com> wrote:
> > On Nov 12, 12:15 pm, IMBJR <im...@cloon.fucker> wrote:
> > > Where is it, Marty?
> > > Sometime near the end of Sunday we will start CROWING HARD.
> > There will be no photo and everybody already knows why.
> Because she is a secret agent with the FBI whose image is well known > to international roofsex pirates and terrorists and she is currently > on a long waiting list for facial replacement surgery but until then > her image can not be broadcast or published in any internet forum, no > matter how minor and unimportant, because the roofsex pirates have > spies everywhere like the Talamasca and there is a 100% chance they > are watching alt.slack.
> Obviously.
If her cover is blown, Doc Martian may be able to avoid getting crowed at for up to 15 seconds (when we will inevitably find some OTHER thing to hurl abuse at), but a magic flying ocean liner packed with roofsex pirates will come and steal Baby Strawberry away in a Condom Cocoon, where her life force will be sucked out by Del Taco vigilantes who will use her lifeless carcass to ensnare Steve Guttenberg in a sex plot to extort the top secret, never before seen ending to Diner.
> On Nov 12, 1:04 pm, "Rev. Ivan Stang" <st...@subgenius.com> wrote:
> > On Nov 12, 12:15 pm, IMBJR <im...@cloon.fucker> wrote:
> > > Where is it, Marty?
> > > Sometime near the end of Sunday we will start CROWING HARD.
> > There will be no photo and everybody already knows why.
> Because she is a secret agent with the FBI whose image is well known > to international roofsex pirates and terrorists and she is currently > on a long waiting list for facial replacement surgery but until then > her image can not be broadcast or published in any internet forum, no > matter how minor and unimportant, because the roofsex pirates have > spies everywhere like the Talamasca and there is a 100% chance they > are watching alt.slack.
> Obviously.
And she has no way to access alt.slack to see what all the fuss is about. Probably because she is in a shallow grave out in the desert.
> On Thu, 12 Nov 2009 10:10:54 -0800 (PST), "Rev. Back It On Up 13"
> <eviel...@aol.com> wrote: > >On Nov 12, 1:07 pm, "Rev. Back It On Up 13" <eviel...@aol.com> wrote: > >> On Nov 12, 1:04 pm, "Rev. Ivan Stang" <st...@subgenius.com> wrote:
> >> > On Nov 12, 12:15 pm, IMBJR <im...@cloon.fucker> wrote:
> >> > > Where is it, Marty?
> >> > > Sometime near the end of Sunday we will start CROWING HARD.
> >> > There will be no photo and everybody already knows why.
> >> Because she is a secret agent with the FBI whose image is well known > >> to international roofsex pirates and terrorists and she is currently > >> on a long waiting list for facial replacement surgery but until then > >> her image can not be broadcast or published in any internet forum, no > >> matter how minor and unimportant, because the roofsex pirates have > >> spies everywhere like the Talamasca and there is a 100% chance they > >> are watching alt.slack.
> >> Obviously.
> >If her cover is blown, Doc Martian may be able to avoid getting crowed > >at for up to 15 seconds (when we will inevitably find some OTHER thing > >to hurl abuse at), but a magic flying ocean liner packed with roofsex > >pirates will come and steal Baby Strawberry away in a Condom Cocoon, > >where her life force will be sucked out by Del Taco vigilantes who > >will use her lifeless carcass to ensnare Steve Guttenberg in a sex > >plot to extort the top secret, never before seen ending to Diner.
> I think you have outdone yourself in this. You have spoken of a deep > truth here.
I have put myself in great danger by revealing these truths to you, yet still, I felt that you should know the true reason why Doc Martian can never provide proof of the beautiful, sexy, gorgeous, adoring, lustful, cock-worshipping, of-age goddess of his idolatry.
<eviel...@aol.com> wrote: >On Nov 12, 1:32 pm, IMBJR <im...@cloon.fucker> wrote: >> On Thu, 12 Nov 2009 10:10:54 -0800 (PST), "Rev. Back It On Up 13"
>> <eviel...@aol.com> wrote: >> >On Nov 12, 1:07 pm, "Rev. Back It On Up 13" <eviel...@aol.com> wrote: >> >> On Nov 12, 1:04 pm, "Rev. Ivan Stang" <st...@subgenius.com> wrote:
>> >> > On Nov 12, 12:15 pm, IMBJR <im...@cloon.fucker> wrote:
>> >> > > Where is it, Marty?
>> >> > > Sometime near the end of Sunday we will start CROWING HARD.
>> >> > There will be no photo and everybody already knows why.
>> >> Because she is a secret agent with the FBI whose image is well known >> >> to international roofsex pirates and terrorists and she is currently >> >> on a long waiting list for facial replacement surgery but until then >> >> her image can not be broadcast or published in any internet forum, no >> >> matter how minor and unimportant, because the roofsex pirates have >> >> spies everywhere like the Talamasca and there is a 100% chance they >> >> are watching alt.slack.
>> >> Obviously.
>> >If her cover is blown, Doc Martian may be able to avoid getting crowed >> >at for up to 15 seconds (when we will inevitably find some OTHER thing >> >to hurl abuse at), but a magic flying ocean liner packed with roofsex >> >pirates will come and steal Baby Strawberry away in a Condom Cocoon, >> >where her life force will be sucked out by Del Taco vigilantes who >> >will use her lifeless carcass to ensnare Steve Guttenberg in a sex >> >plot to extort the top secret, never before seen ending to Diner.
>> I think you have outdone yourself in this. You have spoken of a deep >> truth here.
>I have put myself in great danger by revealing these truths to you, >yet still, I felt that you should know the true reason why Doc Martian >can never provide proof of the beautiful, sexy, gorgeous, adoring, >lustful, cock-worshipping, of-age goddess of his idolatry.
'She' shouldn't be too hard to find. I mean how many hot babe lingerie model prostitutes with strawberry blond hair can there be in Canada after all?
> On Thu, 12 Nov 2009 11:22:35 -0800 (PST), "Rev. Back It On Up 13"
> <eviel...@aol.com> wrote: > >On Nov 12, 1:32 pm, IMBJR <im...@cloon.fucker> wrote: > >> On Thu, 12 Nov 2009 10:10:54 -0800 (PST), "Rev. Back It On Up 13"
> >> <eviel...@aol.com> wrote: > >> >On Nov 12, 1:07 pm, "Rev. Back It On Up 13" <eviel...@aol.com> wrote: > >> >> On Nov 12, 1:04 pm, "Rev. Ivan Stang" <st...@subgenius.com> wrote:
> >> >> > On Nov 12, 12:15 pm, IMBJR <im...@cloon.fucker> wrote:
> >> >> > > Where is it, Marty?
> >> >> > > Sometime near the end of Sunday we will start CROWING HARD.
> >> >> > There will be no photo and everybody already knows why.
> >> >> Because she is a secret agent with the FBI whose image is well known > >> >> to international roofsex pirates and terrorists and she is currently > >> >> on a long waiting list for facial replacement surgery but until then > >> >> her image can not be broadcast or published in any internet forum, no > >> >> matter how minor and unimportant, because the roofsex pirates have > >> >> spies everywhere like the Talamasca and there is a 100% chance they > >> >> are watching alt.slack.
> >> >> Obviously.
> >> >If her cover is blown, Doc Martian may be able to avoid getting crowed > >> >at for up to 15 seconds (when we will inevitably find some OTHER thing > >> >to hurl abuse at), but a magic flying ocean liner packed with roofsex > >> >pirates will come and steal Baby Strawberry away in a Condom Cocoon, > >> >where her life force will be sucked out by Del Taco vigilantes who > >> >will use her lifeless carcass to ensnare Steve Guttenberg in a sex > >> >plot to extort the top secret, never before seen ending to Diner.
> >> I think you have outdone yourself in this. You have spoken of a deep > >> truth here.
> >I have put myself in great danger by revealing these truths to you, > >yet still, I felt that you should know the true reason why Doc Martian > >can never provide proof of the beautiful, sexy, gorgeous, adoring, > >lustful, cock-worshipping, of-age goddess of his idolatry.
> 'She' shouldn't be too hard to find. I mean how many hot babe > lingerie model prostitutes with strawberry blond hair can there be in > Canada after all?- Hide quoted text -
>On Nov 12, 1:07 pm, "Rev. Back It On Up 13" <eviel...@aol.com> wrote: >> On Nov 12, 1:04 pm, "Rev. Ivan Stang" <st...@subgenius.com> wrote:
>> > On Nov 12, 12:15 pm, IMBJR <im...@cloon.fucker> wrote:
>> > > Where is it, Marty?
>> > > Sometime near the end of Sunday we will start CROWING HARD.
>> > There will be no photo and everybody already knows why.
>> Because she is a secret agent with the FBI whose image is well known >> to international roofsex pirates and terrorists and she is currently >> on a long waiting list for facial replacement surgery but until then >> her image can not be broadcast or published in any internet forum, no >> matter how minor and unimportant, because the roofsex pirates have >> spies everywhere like the Talamasca and there is a 100% chance they >> are watching alt.slack.
>> Obviously.
>If her cover is blown, Doc Martian may be able to avoid getting crowed >at for up to 15 seconds (when we will inevitably find some OTHER thing >to hurl abuse at), but a magic flying ocean liner packed with roofsex >pirates will come and steal Baby Strawberry away in a Condom Cocoon, >where her life force will be sucked out by Del Taco vigilantes who >will use her lifeless carcass to ensnare Steve Guttenberg in a sex >plot to extort the top secret, never before seen ending to Diner.
Throwing Steve Guttenberg in there was definitely a pretty slick side-arm throw.
-- Zapanaz International Satanic Conspiracy Customer Support Specialist http://joecosby.com/ I broke my arm trying to fold a bed. It wasn't the kind that folds. - Steven Wright
:: Currently listening to Baryton Trio No. 50 in D Major: Allegro di molto, 1768, by Haydn, from "Haydn Divertimenti"
iDRMRSR the Reclined Mastar hunched over a computer, typing feverishly; Thunder crashed, iDRMRSR the Reclined Mastar laughed madly, then wrote:
>You know, if Doc Martian is nice to me, I have some, err, pictures of >Kristin Alter which I could email him, and he could pass off to the rest of >us.
>[*] >-----
But he would have to turn them all sideways before he posted them, otherwise it would be obvious.
-- Zapanaz International Satanic Conspiracy Customer Support Specialist http://joecosby.com/ I broke my arm trying to fold a bed. It wasn't the kind that folds. - Steven Wright
:: Currently listening to Baryton Trio No. 50 in D Major: Menuet: Moderato, 1768, by Haydn, from "Haydn Divertimenti"
> Rev. Back It On Up 13 hunched over a computer, typing feverishly; > Thunder crashed, Rev. Back It On Up 13 laughed madly, then wrote:
> >On Nov 12, 1:07 pm, "Rev. Back It On Up 13" <eviel...@aol.com> wrote: > >> On Nov 12, 1:04 pm, "Rev. Ivan Stang" <st...@subgenius.com> wrote:
> >> > On Nov 12, 12:15 pm, IMBJR <im...@cloon.fucker> wrote:
> >> > > Where is it, Marty?
> >> > > Sometime near the end of Sunday we will start CROWING HARD.
> >> > There will be no photo and everybody already knows why.
> >> Because she is a secret agent with the FBI whose image is well known > >> to international roofsex pirates and terrorists and she is currently > >> on a long waiting list for facial replacement surgery but until then > >> her image can not be broadcast or published in any internet forum, no > >> matter how minor and unimportant, because the roofsex pirates have > >> spies everywhere like the Talamasca and there is a 100% chance they > >> are watching alt.slack.
> >> Obviously.
> >If her cover is blown, Doc Martian may be able to avoid getting crowed > >at for up to 15 seconds (when we will inevitably find some OTHER thing > >to hurl abuse at), but a magic flying ocean liner packed with roofsex > >pirates will come and steal Baby Strawberry away in a Condom Cocoon, > >where her life force will be sucked out by Del Taco vigilantes who > >will use her lifeless carcass to ensnare Steve Guttenberg in a sex > >plot to extort the top secret, never before seen ending to Diner.
> Throwing Steve Guttenberg in there was definitely a pretty slick > side-arm throw.
> -- > Zapanaz > International Satanic Conspiracy > Customer Support Specialisthttp://joecosby.com/ > I broke my arm trying to fold a bed. It wasn't the kind that folds. > - Steven Wright
> :: Currently listening to Baryton Trio No. 50 in D Major: Allegro di molto, 1768, by Haydn, from "Haydn Divertimenti"- Hide quoted text -
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Thanks. If only it WAS a slick throw, and not a 100% totally true fact explaining why we can't see a picture of his elegant, gorgeous, cum-slut angel baby.
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