Complaint
HdMrs. Salacia the Overseer
Subject: Complaint
Email To: compl...@internet.net
To Whom It May Concern:
I wish to register a complaint regarding the filthy pictures to be
found on the internet. Any innocent person--including a child--or an
unsuspecting person browsing the internet at work can stumble upon the
most depraved photographs or "art" ever dreamt of by perveted minds.
By allowing such filth you are encouraging that your internet be
nothing better than a sewer system of human perversion and immoral
effluvia. I demand that you take steps AT ONCE to make the internet
safe for viewing by normal god fearing folks who are just trying to
live their lives without the constant foetid barrage of spiritual
corruption to be found there.
This very morning I had the displeasure of opening my Free Agent
browser tapping into Giganews and accidentally downloading some random
newsgroup postings that did NOT contain one single printable Precious
Moments embroidery pattern as I had intended. Instead, to my horror I
discovered that some foul pervert posting under the name of IMBJR had
produced not a harmless cartoon as the description "animation" would
imply, but a step by step demonstration of how to induce an abortion
by PIPE on a private school girl sporting a Brazilian style Merkin. I
HAVE NEVER SEEN ANYTHING SO DISGUSTING IN MY LIFE!!! The internet and
IMBJR should be ashamed for creating and distributing such damned
filth from HELL.
I sincerely hope that you will attend to this matter at your earliest
convenience for the sake and safety of the general internet using
public. If this matter is not rectified by tomorrow morning when I
wake up, I shall be forced to pass around a petition to have the
internet removed from the web. I am sure that once I apprise them of
your current content offerings that I shall have the unanimous support
of my fellow citizenry and they shall insist that I bring the petition
to the police station for OFFICIAL action.
Yours truly,
Constance Rightguard
phy
news:8da8u0t6aj75t6cqr...@4ax.com:
> I'll get my coat.
>
> P.S. Looks like the still verson of that animation got me a 7-day
> suspension from DeviantArt.
So you can post deviant art as long as it is socially acceptable deviant
art?
-phy
HdMrs. Salacia the Overseer
>On Tue, 11 Jan 2005 03:08:20 -0600, in reply to HdMrs. Salacia the
>Overseer <sevent...@verniciouskanit.com>:
>
>>Newsgroups: alt.slack
>>Subject: Complaint
>>Email To: compl...@internet.net
The internet and
>>IMBJR should be ashamed for creating and distributing such damned
>>filth from HELL.
>
>I'll get my coat.
>
>P.S. Looks like the still verson of that animation got me a 7-day
>suspension from DeviantArt.
>
Scout's honor. I only narced to the internet powers that be. Swear to
"Bob''.
The petition is growing, too. The hens are MAD!
Rev. Ivan Stang
the Overseer <sevent...@verniciouskanit.com> wrote:
>
> I sincerely hope that you will attend to this matter at your earliest
> convenience for the sake and safety of the general internet using
> public. If this matter is not rectified by tomorrow morning when I
> wake up, I shall be forced to pass around a petition to have the
> internet removed from the web. I am sure that once I apprise them of
> your current content offerings that I shall have the unanimous support
> of my fellow citizenry and they shall insist that I bring the petition
> to the police station for OFFICIAL action.
>
> Yours truly,
> Constance Rightguard
Remember, it's pronounced "IMM-buh-jer" not "I.M.B.J.R."
--
The SubGenius Foundation, Inc.
(4th Stangian Orthodox MegaFisTemple Lodge of the Wrath of Dobbs Yeti,
Resurrected, Rev. Ivan Stang, prop.)
P.O. Box 181417, Cleveland, OH 44118 (fax 216-320-9528)
Dobbs-Approved Authorized Commercial Outreach of The Church of the SubGenius
SubSITE: http://www.subgenius.com PRABOB
Rev. ErRoR
In article <4ijau0tbfktpcqc7b...@4ax.com>, IMBJR
<im...@imbjr.com> wrote:
> On Wed, 12 Jan 2005 10:35:18 -0500, in reply to "Rev. Ivan Stang"
> <st...@subgeniusNOSPUM.com>:
>
> >In article <a347u014jshkaoum5...@4ax.com>, HdMrs. Salacia
> >the Overseer <sevent...@verniciouskanit.com> wrote:
> >
> >
> >>
> >> I sincerely hope that you will attend to this matter at your earliest
> >> convenience for the sake and safety of the general internet using
> >> public. If this matter is not rectified by tomorrow morning when I
> >> wake up, I shall be forced to pass around a petition to have the
> >> internet removed from the web. I am sure that once I apprise them of
> >> your current content offerings that I shall have the unanimous support
> >> of my fellow citizenry and they shall insist that I bring the petition
> >> to the police station for OFFICIAL action.
> >>
> >> Yours truly,
> >> Constance Rightguard
> >
> >Remember, it's pronounced "IMM-buh-jer" not "I.M.B.J.R."
>
> That's right, Mr. Stang.
>
It means "I'M a BadJer"
eRroR
From error to error, one discovers the entire truth.
Sigmund Freud
nu-monet v7.0
>
> Remember, it's pronounced "IMM-buh-jer" not "I.M.B.J.R."
>
In a fit of dyslexia, for the longest time I
thought it was I.B.M.J.R.
This makes sense in some nerdy sort of way, like it
was his first computer, or maybe he had worked for
IBM or something. So why not have a Reverend named
OS/2 or something?
iDRMRSR, on the other hand, I figured was a doctor
or professor who is a fan of the UK "party band"
'Mister Sister'. No accounting for taste:
(from the Lancashire Entertainment Co. website)
"Mister Sister is a well-loved 8-piece party band.
The band line-up features a unique 3-piece all girl
brass section, backed up with an engine room of drums,
ballistic bass, and classy keyboards, all topped off
with strong 4 part harmony vocals. The live party band
covers a wide range of material to suit all tastes and
has the big brass section necessary for those classic
soul hits. They are the perfect band for a society
wedding, corporate party, & conference event."
Okay, now two more Reverends want to kill me.
--
"We're going to take things away from
you on behalf of the common good."
-- Hillary Clinton
iDRMRSR
Well, you've met me in person, so you know how large I am. I knew of the
band Mister Sister clear back when I thought up the name in 1997, but
figured it was obscure enough (about 8 hits on Google back in that day).
Amazing how the description of the band is accurate to myself, omitting the
3 piece all girl brass section, however.
And I'm not going to kill you.
I added the "i" in front to blend in with the burgeoning Mac world, where I
have never roamed, and I ALWAYS wanted to be a doctor, hence the DR.
Yes, this is a scary true fact about iDRMRSR. I was, for two years, a
pre-med student. That is, until I stumbled on the computer lab at the
college.
Yes, I could have been a real DOCTOR.
[*]
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HellPope Huey
"nu-monet v7.0" <not...@succeeds.com> wrote:
> "Mister Sister is a well-loved 8-piece party band.
> The band line-up features a unique 3-piece all girl
> brass section,
Big deal. Skinny Puppy once toured with an all-brass girl section.
Put a whole new spin on "vagina dentata." Buffing them was nowhere near
the big hoot some thought it would be.
--
HellPope Huey
The C.H.U.D.s used to stick to the sewers;
now they're at the damned malls
At some point in time,
you will come to the realization
that almost everybody is making
Howard Dean sounds.
- Revi Shankar
"Nietsche is Pietsche."
- Ogden Nash