Stangs biology columns

Tater Gumfries

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Nov 12, 2009, 12:04:37 PM11/12/09

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Tater done took a leap of faith, hopin Rev. Stang warn't gonna whup
him for this. Found all of Stang's microscope posts and put em all
here:

http://kernsholler.net/KernsHollerJournalOfScience/Biology.html

Tater lives by the old maxim "It's easier to apologize than to get
permission"

Tater

Pisces

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Nov 12, 2009, 12:06:55 PM11/12/09

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Awesome!

nikolai kingsley

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Nov 12, 2009, 12:16:04 PM11/12/09

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> Tater lives by the old maxim "It's easier to apologize than to get
> permission"

i has to say i ain't found it to be so.

Moose magazine

Rev. Ivan Stang

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Nov 12, 2009, 12:44:38 PM11/12/09

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On Nov 12, 12:04 pm, Tater Gumfries <TaterGumfr...@usa.com> wrote:

Tater, if I was worried about my deathless prose being copied, I sure
as hell wouldn't post it to Usenet. I'd send it to my agent and see if
he could line me up a paying column-writing job. Which I probably
"SHOULD" do.

But then it wouldn't be fun! And Slack comes first in the life of any
initiate.

Anyway the Kern's Holler Journal is much more prestigious than any of
those Conspiracy magazines or websites and it is a far greater honor
to be included there along with the othar greight writars and spellars
of our time.

CHUCKkey

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Nov 12, 2009, 4:18:22 PM11/12/09

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I'm surprised you had the time to write any of this while blowing
through your monstrous trust fund, playing with action figures,
tinkering with a microscope and not to mention all those secret
meetings with Sumner Redstone..

Rev. Ivan Stang

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Nov 12, 2009, 5:22:45 PM11/12/09

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Truth be told, I have my underlings do all that stuff. I even have
them jack off and fuck the groupies and so on. I basically just sit
and stare off into space, thinking about how much I wish I could
legally tell various people to kill themselves. In fact this very
paragraph is being written by StangSub #342B. But he is well paid. And
even if he isn't, he'd have to say he is if he wants to get paid at
all.

Rev. Back It On Up 13

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Nov 12, 2009, 5:24:22 PM11/12/09

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On Nov 12, 12:44 pm, "Rev. Ivan Stang" <st...@subgenius.com> wrote:

I agree. This is why I have given Tater a blanque cheque to take any
of my words and publish them freely for the citizens of the Holler to
"enjoy". It is a great honor to be included!

Don Stockbauer

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Nov 12, 2009, 5:29:44 PM11/12/09

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Tater, this is exact what I did to the grapevine growing on our live
oak tree coming from the Joe Conti ranch. Chopped it in two in order
for it to quit competing with the oak for leaf space. Never ask
permission. He'll never know.

Zapanaz

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Nov 12, 2009, 8:17:45 PM11/12/09

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Rev. Ivan Stang hunched over a computer, typing feverishly;

PAID?

You really haven't got the hang of this "slave labor" thing at all, do
you?

--
Zapanaz
International Satanic Conspiracy
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http://joecosby.com/
I'd like to think that brain surgery is less
a science or an art than an act of will and
intestinal fortitude.
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