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Joe Cosby Likely Attended a Crappy Joke State College like Cal State Dominguez Hills, or Some Other Cal State School Where the Dummies Go

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Maharan...@gmail.com

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May 10, 2008, 11:36:00 AM5/10/08
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I suspect Cosby is a graduate of an affirmative action joke holding
tank for dumb people, like Cal State Dominguez Hills, or one of the
other affirmative action joke schools for dummies in the Cal State
system. What do you think?

Maharan...@gmail.com

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May 10, 2008, 11:42:07 AM5/10/08
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Don't get me wrong - some of these Cal State schools were good back
when the students were primarily White, but now they are on a par with
the University of Honduras, in other words, a completely useless
institution that has contributed absolutely nothing to the improvement
of the human condition.

"Fwap", King of the Gnu

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May 10, 2008, 12:04:50 PM5/10/08
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Tell me about the implication of Danto's theory of narrative
history for seriality in art created in a communicative (as
in non-hermetic) tradition.

...

Maharan...@gmail.com

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On May 10, 12:04 pm, "\"Fwap\", King of the Gnu"

<Explodingju...@barichandmail.com> wrote:
> On Sat, 10 May 2008 08:36:00 -0700 (PDT),
>
> MaharaniCodC...@gmail.com wrote:
> >I suspect Cosby is a graduate of an affirmative action joke holding
> >tank for dumb people, like Cal State Dominguez Hills, or one of the
> >other affirmative action joke schools for dummies in the Cal State
> >system. What do you think?
>
> Tell me about the implication of Danto's theory of narrative
> history for seriality in art created in a communicative (as
> in non-hermetic) tradition.
>
> ...

Tell me about the implication of weak feminized Norwegian losers who
are too weak and effeminate to either reproduce, or to protect their
women from the hordes of muslim immigrants on welfare who rape them,
who were shipped in as a result of the failure of Norwegians to
perpetuate their race?

"Fwap", King of the Gnu

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May 10, 2008, 12:18:40 PM5/10/08
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Don't try to play rough with me, Sambo. I can see the shame
burning in your hysterical, womanlike words.

For now I'll chose to interpret them as "No, my aryan
master, whom I worship as a graven image, my feeble mongrel
mind cannot comprehend this basic academic exercise, please
do not punish me with a single efficient twitch of your
perfect, milky-white glistening, chiseled brain-muscles."

I trust you do realize that by your own demented criteria,
which I would never dream of applying to anyone not as
ignorant and puny as you, you just failed at knowing crap
about aesthetics, including music theory?

...

Maharan...@gmail.com

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On May 10, 12:18 pm, "\"Fwap\", King of the Gnu"

Sambo? What the fuck is that supposed to mean? It's a drag when
Europeans try to act like they speak english.

"Fwap", King of the Gnu

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Tch-tch. I keep forgetting you are merely trying to pass for
intelligent.

When you try to pretend to be smarter than those around you,
it is advisable to not admit to ignorance quite as readily
as you do. But, seeing the kind of memes you have been
rolling in, it's not surprising that you have aquired the
habit of using ignorance as a rhetorical affectation.

Adjusting to an ammerrikin level of subtlety:

Put up or shut up, nigger.

...

"Fwap", King of the Gnu

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May 10, 2008, 12:41:10 PM5/10/08
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By the way, my nigger, you have until tomorrow on this
assignment. I hear the mournful call of the alcohol, calling
out for mooching.

...

Pisces

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May 10, 2008, 12:52:14 PM5/10/08
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On May 10, 11:36 am, MaharaniCodC...@gmail.com wrote:

What school did you graduate from Mikey?

Rev. 11D Meow!

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"Pisces" <KVan...@gmail.com> wrote in message
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That's not the Real mikie.

Sri Bodhi Prana

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On May 10, 11:11 am, "Rev. 11D Meow!" <Ji...@Crack.corn> wrote:
> "Pisces" <KVanH...@gmail.com> wrote in message

I think it is, Meow. Check the profile.

Sri Bodhi Prana

CalledH...@gmail.com

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One of the top universities in the world, with degrees in music.

Pisces

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May 10, 2008, 2:00:22 PM5/10/08
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Which university? By whose ranking? What is the basis of the ranking?
Also the exact title of your degree(s) please.

A few Possible rankings for "top university":
Top 10 Universities Receiving Most Patents
Top 25 Movie Piracy Schools
Top 100 Business School
Top 100 Most Attractive Student Population
Top 50 Religious Universities
Top 500 institutions by research impact.


To assist you in your lie I have included the US News top American
Universities

Princeton University (NJ)
Harvard University (MA)
Yale University(CT)
Stanford University(CA)
University of Pennsylvania
California Institute of Technology
Massachusetts Institute of Technology
Duke University(NC)
Columbia University(NY)
University of Chicago
Dartmouth College(NH)
Washington University in St. Louis
Cornell University(NY)
Brown University(RI)
Northwestern University(IL)
Johns Hopkins University(MD)
Rice University(TX)
Emory University(GA)
Vanderbilt University(TN)
University of Notre Dame(IN)

To further assist you here are the Top 20 (with ties) according to
Times - QS World University Rankings

1 HARVARD University United States
2= University of OXFORD United Kingdom
2= YALE University United States
2= University of CAMBRIDGE United Kingdom
5 Imperial College LONDON United Kingdom
6 PRINCETON University United States
7= University of CHICAGO United States
7= CALIFORNIA Institute of Technology (Calt... United States
9 UCL (University College LONDON) United Kingdom
10 MASSACHUSETTS Institute of Technology (M... United States
11 COLUMBIA University United States
12 MCGILL University Canada
13 DUKE University United States
14 University of PENNSYLVANIA United States
15 JOHNS HOPKINS University United States
16 AUSTRALIAN National University Australia
17 University of TOKYO Japan
18 University of HONG KONG Hong Kong
19 STANFORD University United States
20= CORNELL University United States
20= CARNEGIE MELLON University United States

Rev. Back It On Up 13

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On May 10, 1:38 pm, CalledHarmon...@gmail.com wrote:

Early this afternoon I was thinking, "It is about time for Michael
Alcandor to change his e-mail from that maharani name". I'm very
impressed with myself for the prediction.

I don't really like it when people call you Mikey though. It doesn't
suit you. Do any of your friends in your real life call you that? I
don't think they do.

Rev. 11D Meow!

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"Sri Bodhi Prana" <bo...@mail2bombay.com> wrote in message
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shhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
i may onto something.
probably not.

i'm pretty busy skinning chinchillas,
so i may not be able to come out
and play much today.

have fun
enjoy the whatever it is

whoever it is must've
got a beating from the Jew FreeMason VIACOM front...


Rev. 11D Meow!

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Universal Life Church
http://www.themonastery.org/?destination=mTrainDiscourseExcorcism
He's got the certificate to prove it.


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Zapanaz

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On Sat, 10 May 2008 18:04:50 +0200, "\"Fwap\", King of the Gnu"
<Explodi...@barichandmail.com> wrote:

I bet Stnag attended some SHit state college for dumb people too, huh
Mikey?


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Whom is on first?

And why does he smell like pee?

:: Currently listening to Hating Every Minute, 2007, by Alkaline Trio, from "Remains"

Rev. 11D Meow!

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May 10, 2008, 2:18:43 PM5/10/08
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when i am confabbing with mikie,
it's to his/her inner child.

i'm not convinced this one is male of any known species.
almost up there with SATIN SPAWN, but not quite...

PINK SATIN... yay


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Zapanaz

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On Sat, 10 May 2008 10:38:09 -0700 (PDT), CalledH...@gmail.com
wrote:

Boy I find that convincing.

I won the Nobel peace prize. From those guys that give Nobel prizes.


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trying to outsmart nenslo is like trying to seduce a man who
had his penis burned off in a horrible accident.

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Zapanaz

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On Sat, 10 May 2008 11:04:21 -0700 (PDT), "Rev. Back It On Up 13"
<evie...@aol.com> wrote:

>I don't really like it when people call you Mikey though. It doesn't
>suit you. Do any of your friends in your real life call you that? I
>don't think they do.

I used to spell it "Michael Alcandor!", but that was too much typing.


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dreaming in heaven
floating weightless on a cloud
little fat fucker
- Cat Haiku

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Rev. 11D Meow!

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>
> On Sat, 10 May 2008 10:38:09 -0700 (PDT), CalledH...@gmail.com
> wrote:
>
>>On May 10, 12:52 pm, Pisces <KVanH...@gmail.com> wrote:
>>> On May 10, 11:36 am, MaharaniCodC...@gmail.com wrote:
>>>
>>> > I suspect Cosby is a graduate of an affirmative action joke holding
>>> > tank for dumb people, like Cal State Dominguez Hills, or one of the
>>> > other affirmative action joke schools for dummies in the Cal State
>>> > system. What do you think?
>>>
>>> What school did you graduate from Mikey?
>>
>>One of the top universities in the world, with degrees in music.
>
> Boy I find that convincing.
>
> I won the Nobel peace prize. From those guys that give Nobel prizes.
>

He/She's worried you can pick him/her out
from decades of year books
if he/she IDed the school.


SODDI the Reformed

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"Rev. Back It On Up 13" <evie...@aol.com> wrote in message
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Friends? In real life? MIKEY?

AW HAW HAW HAW HAW HAW!

Next you'll be axing about his girl friend.

Mrs. Rosie Palm and her five comely daughters.


Rev. Back It On Up 13

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On May 10, 2:42 pm, Zapanaz <http://joecosby.com/code/mail.pl> wrote:
> On Sat, 10 May 2008 11:04:21 -0700 (PDT), "Rev. Back It On Up 13"
>
> <eviel...@aol.com> wrote:
> >I don't really like it when people call you Mikey though.  It doesn't
> >suit you.  Do any of your friends in your real life call you that?  I
> >don't think they do.
>
> I used to spell it "Michael Alcandor!", but that was too much typing.
>
> --
> Zapanaz
> International Satanic Conspiracy
> Customer Support Specialisthttp://joecosby.com/

> dreaming in heaven
> floating weightless on a cloud
> little fat fucker
>  - Cat Haiku
>
> :: Currently listening to Lord Only Knows, 1996, by Beck, from "Odelay"

I like that you've gone back to it. Good job. You're not the big
fucking loser idiot I keep hearing you are!

Maharan...@gmail.com

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On May 10, 2:11 pm, Zapanaz <http://joecosby.com/code/mail.pl> wrote:
> On Sat, 10 May 2008 18:04:50 +0200, "\"Fwap\", King of the Gnu"
>
> <Explodingju...@barichandmail.com> wrote:
> >On Sat, 10 May 2008 08:36:00 -0700 (PDT),
> >MaharaniCodC...@gmail.com wrote:
>
> >>I suspect Cosby is a graduate of an affirmative action joke holding
> >>tank for dumb people, like Cal State Dominguez Hills, or one of the
> >>other affirmative action joke schools for dummies in the Cal State
> >>system. What do you think?
>
> >Tell me about the implication of Danto's theory of narrative
> >history for seriality in art created in a communicative (as
> >in non-hermetic) tradition.
>
> >...
>
> I bet Stnag attended some SHit state college for dumb people too, huh
> Mikey?
>
> --
> Zapanaz
> International Satanic Conspiracy
> Customer Support Specialisthttp://joecosby.com/

> Whom is on first?
>
> And why does he smell like pee?
>
> :: Currently listening to Hating Every Minute, 2007, by Alkaline Trio, from "Remains"

Why do you bet that, Joe? I don't think Stang is anywhere near as dumb
as you.

Pisces

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On May 10, 3:02 pm, "Rev. 11D Meow!" <Ji...@Crack.corn> wrote:
> "Zapanaz" <http://joecosby.com/code/mail.pl> wrote in message
>
> news:L7-dnVL51ej2drjV...@zhonka.net...
>
>
>
>
>
> > On Sat, 10 May 2008 10:38:09 -0700 (PDT), CalledHarmon...@gmail.com

> > wrote:
>
> >>On May 10, 12:52 pm, Pisces <KVanH...@gmail.com> wrote:
> >>> On May 10, 11:36 am, MaharaniCodC...@gmail.com wrote:
>
> >>> > I suspect Cosby is a graduate of an affirmative action joke holding
> >>> > tank for dumb people, like Cal State Dominguez Hills, or one of the
> >>> > other affirmative action joke schools for dummies in the Cal State
> >>> > system. What do you think?
>
> >>> What school did you graduate from Mikey?
>
> >>One of the top universities in the world, with degrees in music.
>
> > Boy I find that convincing.
>
> > I won the Nobel peace prize. From those guys that give Nobel prizes.
>
> He/She's worried you can pick him/her out
> from decades of year books
> if he/she IDed the school.

possibly, but more likely he is a liar.

Rev. 11D Meow!

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"Pisces" <KVan...@gmail.com> wrote...

yeah, so far it's been runny barely pudding...
cain't be no truth in that at all.

the french-albanian key of L#m
was pretty much a dead giveaway...

Zapanaz

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He/she is kind of a chickenshit to want to spend literally years
expressing his/her opinions on Usenet, but not want to be associated
with those opinions, don't you think?


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mis brillos del pelo porque yo como la cabeza

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Rev. 11D Meow!

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>
>>On May 10, 3:02 pm, "Rev. 11D Meow!" <Ji...@Crack.corn> wrote:
>>> He/She's worried you can pick him/her out
>>> from decades of year books
>>> if he/she IDed the school.
>
> He/she is kind of a chickenshit to want to spend literally years
> expressing his/her opinions on Usenet, but not want to be associated
> with those opinions, don't you think?
>
>

I can't think today, but yep, even the most egoless of beings,
mannGRENE for example, has a deep-down sense, nay NEED
to be associated with their creations, whether real or
imaginary, as is mikie's case...


Rev. Back It On Up 13

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On May 10, 2:42 pm, Zapanaz <http://joecosby.com/code/mail.pl> wrote:
> On Sat, 10 May 2008 11:04:21 -0700 (PDT), "Rev. Back It On Up 13"
>
> <eviel...@aol.com> wrote:
> >I don't really like it when people call you Mikey though.  It doesn't
> >suit you.  Do any of your friends in your real life call you that?  I
> >don't think they do.
>
> I used to spell it "Michael Alcandor!", but that was too much typing.
>
> --
> Zapanaz
> International Satanic Conspiracy
> Customer Support Specialisthttp://joecosby.com/

> dreaming in heaven
> floating weightless on a cloud
> little fat fucker
>  - Cat Haiku
>
> :: Currently listening to Lord Only Knows, 1996, by Beck, from "Odelay"

I think it is a good thing you're doing, using the full name that
way. It always feels unfair when people modify names without the
person's approval. That is why we call you Joe Cosby, because you
approved the abbreviation, instead of always feeling compelled to use
your full name, Muhammed LaJoszeph Washington Cosby. Which I saw on
your driver's license.

Zapanaz

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Rev. Back It On Up 13 hunched over a computer, typing feverishly;

Thunder crashed, Rev. Back It On Up 13 laughed madly, then wrote:

>On May 10, 2:42 pm, Zapanaz <http://joecosby.com/code/mail.pl> wrote:
>> On Sat, 10 May 2008 11:04:21 -0700 (PDT), "Rev. Back It On Up 13"
>>
>> <eviel...@aol.com> wrote:
>> >I don't really like it when people call you Mikey though.  It doesn't
>> >suit you.  Do any of your friends in your real life call you that?  I
>> >don't think they do.
>>
>> I used to spell it "Michael Alcandor!", but that was too much typing.
>>

>I think it is a good thing you're doing, using the full name that
>way. It always feels unfair when people modify names without the
>person's approval. That is why we call you Joe Cosby, because you
>approved the abbreviation, instead of always feeling compelled to use
>your full name, Muhammed LaJoszeph Washington Cosby. Which I saw on
>your driver's license.

It would be harder to "pass" too.

The full version sure carries a lot of dignity though.


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when your mommy and daddy were
dropping you on your head when you were a baby, did they say 'boing
boing boing' while you were bouncing, or did they just maintain a
dignified silence?

:: Currently listening to Amazing Journey, 1969, by The Who, from "Tommy"

Zapanaz

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Zapanaz <http://joecosby.com/code/mail.pl> hunched over a computer,
typing feverishly;
Thunder crashed, Zapanaz <http://joecosby.com/code/mail.pl> laughed
madly, then wrote:

>
>Rev. Back It On Up 13 hunched over a computer, typing feverishly;
>Thunder crashed, Rev. Back It On Up 13 laughed madly, then wrote:
>
>>On May 10, 2:42 pm, Zapanaz <http://joecosby.com/code/mail.pl> wrote:
>>> On Sat, 10 May 2008 11:04:21 -0700 (PDT), "Rev. Back It On Up 13"
>>>
>>> <eviel...@aol.com> wrote:
>>> >I don't really like it when people call you Mikey though.  It doesn't
>>> >suit you.  Do any of your friends in your real life call you that?  I
>>> >don't think they do.
>>>
>>> I used to spell it "Michael Alcandor!", but that was too much typing.
>>>
>>I think it is a good thing you're doing, using the full name that
>>way. It always feels unfair when people modify names without the
>>person's approval. That is why we call you Joe Cosby, because you
>>approved the abbreviation, instead of always feeling compelled to use
>>your full name, Muhammed LaJoszeph Washington Cosby. Which I saw on
>>your driver's license.
>
>It would be harder to "pass" too.
>
>The full version sure carries a lot of dignity though.

I agree though, "Mikey" just doesn't fit him somehow.


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Some people might call 50000 volts through a 50
pound monkey 'torture' but I like to think of it as 'Win-Win Feedback'.

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