BOBBIE AWARDS - Transcription of what I can read of my own handwriting
High Mistress Inquisitor Pisces
Gov. Rocknar Most unusual foray into Politics
Dr. Sinister 1st time setting up in daylight
Phil Monty & Penny Most slackful newlyweds of 2010
iDRMRSR Doktor of Dobbsian Disembowelment
Diva Schematic Audiomanipularity expert of the United Kingdom
Crazy Jim Jones Holy fucking shit
RastaBillyBob Changes name more often than Undies
Hazel Popping outta shells
Just John Has a Yahoo Group award
Phat Man Dee Slack Fist of Vocal Cords
Chuck Key A sign of a champion
Puzzling Evidence Most prolific YouTube late bloomer
John boy Texan
Peachy Carnehand disguised master
Lemur Most genetic spew contributed to Hour of Slack
The Large newcomer award
Ourobourus Rex Bug Porn Expert
Susie the Floozie I am so sorry to hear about your stalking
Philo Drummund Alien Sexamaphonist
Pope Black Dopest Pope
Amino Acids Alien cannibalistic Criminals
Lucy Van Pelt ??
Ded Dave ???
Rev Phil Cheif Sleeps with Drums
Dr. Hal Encyclopedic Entertainment
Dr. Legume Expert on Dog and Bear AIDS
Samantha Cutest Helper Monkey
Dr. Dark Sinister Projectionist
Modemac The Radar O'riley Award
BIOU Walrus Wrangler
Sifu Super Significant Other
Sis D The Sister Decadence Award
Rev. Pockets Stark Fist of Connie
Duke of Uke Best Musician Ever
Rev. Suds Pshaw Cunning Linguist
Pater Nostril Most Impervious to Slack Theft
Two Beans Live Action Trolling award
Ankara "teh cock op"
Nigel Master of Unofficial Ceremonies
Frank Barney Best Zip Open Head
Lily Hot new Drummer
808 Best spaceship
Eggplant Yeti Contagion Award (for defeating Ass MRSA)
Tommy Amoeba Best Space Cadet
Carter Le Blanc/Nicki Deathchick The JR "Bob" Dobbs award for
advancement in Anarchology and Patriologicialist Studies
Leonard the Committed Enforcement Officer
Chris Mok Thankful Quietude
Ellis Dee Thankful Quietude
Sinphalitimus Exmortus Will Rant for Booze
Sloth Least worn out Shoes
Gonzo ??
SamHain Bring a Friend Award
Rev v & Ennie They make the pancakes!
Rev.Richard Skull Best Vocabulary Improvement
Doodle Lama Youngest Living Slackmaster on Record
Cyclohexane You didn't get punched in the face!
Honey Pie Sweeter than Dead Oompa Loompas
Chris Lee Gang Banger
Jimbo Caliph of Clandestine Consumption
Zute Most esteemed 1st lady of genuine evil
Brainleak Michigan Mayhem Victim
Pantiera Innocent Emergentile Award
Andrew the Impaled Musical Masochist
Anna Dynamite For Great Tube Top Justice
Doc Holocaust Excremediation Master
Patrick Volkerding "Oh my god its...."
Dok Frop Elusivity Award
Ministry of Slack Clench of the Year
Pisces Voice Thanks for leaving me bitch
Teeters Le Verge Anteater Hallucination
Wilhelm Emergentile Engineer of Motorized Transport
Joy D'Veeve Best new dome producer
Dildo Valarie Hey... Hey... Hey... Hey...
Bunny Day Trickiest SubG Name
DLister For Promotion of Volunteerism
Pandemonium Hey you Made it!
Rev Spike I see what you did there!
Admerial Tits Best attempt to teach Subgenius a song
DJ Shaver Damnit he always gets left out award.
Rev. Ivan Stang
For some reason you left out some of my handwriting that was at the
very top (although the "categories" are n your handwriting)
IMBJR - Master Kook Baiter
Dr. Lobotomy - Bahai Bahai Love
Toilet Pepper - Wannabe Kook
Zapanaz - such a big... long... sig
Chan Smerker - Forensic Proctologist
Nikolai Kingsley - Good Austrian
Artemia Salina - the Brine of the Operation
Unclaimed Mysteries - Ghost of Frankenstein
Senator Speck - Best Cook
Pisces - ?
Princess Wei - ?
Added by Pisces also:
Jannus - Our SubG Judas Garland
Galaxina - 1st and Only SubG to Crowd Surf at X-Day
Phister Gaghol - So what do you actually do?
Senator - Professional Upchucker
High Mistress Inquisitor Pisces
> On Thu, 29 Jul 2010 11:34:28 -0700 (PDT), High Mistress Inquisitor
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> Pleasures of the Anus
CRAP! bad copy pasta!
High Mistress Inquisitor Pisces
Dr.Lobotomy - Ba'hai Ba'hai Love
Toliet Pepper - Wannabee Kook
Jannus - Our Subgenius Judas Garland
Galaxina - 1st & only Subgenius to crowd surf xday
Zapanaz = Such a big... long... sig...
Chain Smerker - Forensic Proctologist
Nikolai Kingsley - The Good Austrian
Pastor Phister Gagghol - "So what do you actually do?"
Artemia Salina - The Brine of the operation
The Senator- Professional Upchucker
Unclaimed Mysteries - Ghost of Frankenstein
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> On Thu, 29 Jul 2010 11:34:28 -0700 (PDT), High Mistress Inquisitor
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> Pleasures of the Anus
you lost anything you ever were
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you're a funny guy i wonder why you invited me here to begin with
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and this will be your life
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> yawn
Zapanaz
>Hey, hey! Where's mine? I was Master Troll Baiter or some such.
master baiter. lol.
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Zapanaz
International Satanic Conspiracy
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Copula eame se non posit acceptara jocularem
(fuck'em if they can't take a joke)
:: Currently listening to Come In Please, 2009, by Edward Sharpe & The Magnetic Zeros, from "Edward Sharpe & The Magnetic Zeros"
Peachy Carnehan
Thank you. I'd like to thank the members of the Academy, and above all
"Bob", without whom I'd be a different kind of person today.
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what kinds are there
Zapanaz
<sirstudly...@gmail.com> wrote:
>Thank you. I'd like to thank the members of the Academy, and above all
>"Bob", without whom I'd be today.
i fixed your post but I stole that from Monty Python
Because Monty Python already won every joke that could ever possibly
be told.
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Zapanaz
International Satanic Conspiracy
Customer Support Specialist
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I'd call him a sadistic, hippophilic necrophile, but that would be beating a dead horse.
- Woody Allen
:: Currently listening to Peresina, 1968, by McCoy Tyner, from "The Definitive McCoy Tyner"