Just wanted to give you a heads up that the custody decision will be in my hand Monday! My lawyer has it right now, and he called to tell me that I won and I get to pick my son up Monday! I can't believe it!! Thank you all sooooo much for all your help and everything and I'll write more when I can!
Wait....what if none of this is real and I went mad long ago and I'm in a padded cell right now, only hallucinating this fantastic telephone call from my lawyer?!?!?!?!!!
Oh well, SubGeniuses ask themselves that question pretty much every day, I know what to do: GET SLACK!
> Just wanted to give you a heads up that the custody decision > will be in my hand Monday! My lawyer has it right now, and he > called to tell me that I won and I get to pick my son up > Monday! I can't believe it!! Thank you all sooooo much for > all your help and everything and I'll write more when I can!
> Wait....what if none of this is real and I went mad long ago > and I'm in a padded cell right now, only hallucinating this > fantastic telephone call from my lawyer?!?!?!?!!!
> Oh well, SubGeniuses ask themselves that question pretty much > every day, I know what to do: GET SLACK!
That's awesome! Now doped-up 'pagan' homosexual cannibals such as those found in the subgenius church hierarchy will have unrestricted access to your son! Oh that's great! Make sure you take some dope and get really drunk while they're around, it makes it easier for them to "get to" your boy.
> Just wanted to give you a heads up that the custody decision will be in my > hand Monday! My lawyer has it right now, and he called to tell me that I > won and I get to pick my son up Monday! I can't believe it!! Thank you all > sooooo much for all your help and everything and I'll write more when I can!
> Wait....what if none of this is real and I went mad long ago and I'm in a > padded cell right now, only hallucinating this fantastic telephone call from > my lawyer?!?!?!?!!!
> Oh well, SubGeniuses ask themselves that question pretty much every day, I > know what to do: GET SLACK!
> Okbye! More on Monday!
> --magdalen
Good News!
Now you have to "un-red-neck" the kid! He has to het used to living in a house that nots attached to wheels, and not having to get his dad to move that 350 Big Block out of the tub so he can get a bath.
>> Just wanted to give you a heads up that the custody decision >> will be in my >> hand Monday! My lawyer has it right now, and he called to >> tell me that I >> won and I get to pick my son up Monday! I can't believe it!! >> Thank you all >> sooooo much for all your help and everything and I'll write >> more when I can!
>> Wait....what if none of this is real and I went mad long ago >> and I'm in a >> padded cell right now, only hallucinating this fantastic >> telephone call from >> my lawyer?!?!?!?!!!
>> Oh well, SubGeniuses ask themselves that question pretty much >> every day, I >> know what to do: GET SLACK!
>> Okbye! More on Monday!
>> --magdalen
> Good News!
> Now you have to "un-red-neck" the kid! He has to het used to > living in > a house that nots attached to wheels, and not having to get > his dad to > move that 350 Big Block out of the tub so he can get a bath.
> Just wanted to give you a heads up that the custody decision will be in my > hand Monday! My lawyer has it right now, and he called to tell me that I > won and I get to pick my son up Monday! I can't believe it!! Thank you all > sooooo much for all your help and everything and I'll write more when I can!
> Wait....what if none of this is real and I went mad long ago and I'm in a > padded cell right now, only hallucinating this fantastic telephone call from > my lawyer?!?!?!?!!!
> Oh well, SubGeniuses ask themselves that question pretty much every day, I > know what to do: GET SLACK!
> Just wanted to give you a heads up that the custody decision will be in my > hand Monday! My lawyer has it right now, and he called to tell me that I > won and I get to pick my son up Monday! I can't believe it!! Thank you all > sooooo much for all your help and everything and I'll write more when I can!
> Wait....what if none of this is real and I went mad long ago and I'm in a > padded cell right now, only hallucinating this fantastic telephone call from > my lawyer?!?!?!?!!!
> Oh well, SubGeniuses ask themselves that question pretty much every day, I > know what to do: GET SLACK!
WOOOOO! the Pinks will quiver with fear in whatever it is they quiver in when afraid, for the SubGenii have come... to raise children!
Raising the dead's for amateurs. Pink witch-doctors do it all the time. Kids are tricky little balls of chaos prone to demonic possession, random psychokinetic outbursts, and zany misadventures of the sort that only SubGenius parents can properly handle.
> Just wanted to give you a heads up that the custody decision will be in my > hand Monday! My lawyer has it right now, and he called to tell me that I > won and I get to pick my son up Monday! I can't believe it!! Thank you all > sooooo much for all your help and everything and I'll write more when I can!
> Just wanted to give you a heads up that the custody decision will be in my > hand Monday! My lawyer has it right now, and he called to tell me that I > won and I get to pick my son up Monday! I can't believe it!! Thank you all > sooooo much for all your help and everything and I'll write more when I can!
> Wait....what if none of this is real and I went mad long ago and I'm in a > padded cell right now, only hallucinating this fantastic telephone call from > my lawyer?!?!?!?!!!
> Oh well, SubGeniuses ask themselves that question pretty much every day, I > know what to do: GET SLACK!
> Okbye! More on Monday!
> --magdalen
I'd just like to remind you that I did everything I could to undermine your confidence and screw things up. Yet another failure.
Rev. Magdalen wrote: > Wait....what if none of this is real and I went mad long ago and I'm > in a padded cell right now, only hallucinating this fantastic > telephone call from my lawyer?!?!?!?!!!
Wait until you wake up and find it's still last summer and you're lying in my tent at Brushwood naked and covered in peanut butter and red ants.
-- Legume ------------ "Never tell your nightmares to people who have the power or motive to make them come true."
On 6 Jan 2007 18:14:32 -0800, michaelalcan...@gmail.com wrote:
>That's awesome! Now doped-up 'pagan' homosexual cannibals such as those >found in the subgenius church hierarchy will have unrestricted access >to your son! Oh that's great! Make sure you take some dope and get >really drunk while they're around, it makes it easier for them to "get >to" your boy.
>Just wanted to give you a heads up that the custody decision will be in my >hand Monday! My lawyer has it right now, and he called to tell me that I >won and I get to pick my son up Monday! I can't believe it!! Thank you all >sooooo much for all your help and everything and I'll write more when I can!
>Wait....what if none of this is real and I went mad long ago and I'm in a >padded cell right now, only hallucinating this fantastic telephone call from >my lawyer?!?!?!?!!!
>Oh well, SubGeniuses ask themselves that question pretty much every day, I >know what to do: GET SLACK!
>Okbye! More on Monday!
>--magdalen
I would scream like a little girl with joy, only that's impossible to convey in text. All this crap you went trough was what finally burst my shitbin and made me invest in "Bob" and a safe future for me and mine. So on behalf on all the weird and wheezy web-strangers who now feel like they own a tiny share in your motherhood:
> Just wanted to give you a heads up that the custody decision will be in my > hand Monday! My lawyer has it right now, and he called to tell me that I > won and I get to pick my son up Monday! I can't believe it!! Thank you all > sooooo much for all your help and everything and I'll write more when I can!
> Wait....what if none of this is real and I went mad long ago and I'm in a > padded cell right now, only hallucinating this fantastic telephone call from > my lawyer?!?!?!?!!!
> Oh well, SubGeniuses ask themselves that question pretty much every day, I > know what to do: GET SLACK!
> Okbye! More on Monday!
> --magdalen
Oh, thank "Bob"!!! Rachel, I'm terribly happy for you, though it's a bittersweet form of happy cuz I'm still pissed that it took over a year to settle what that asshole Jary did all over you. Gawd damn, you should next countersue for his permanent exclusion from custody after that stunt. Looking forward to reading all about it tomorrow.
Rich Clark, aka Left Rev Egg Plant, ULC, CotSG wrote:
> Gawd damn, you > should next countersue for his permanent exclusion from custody after > that stunt.
Taking the kid's dad out of his life is just as shitty as what the dad did to Rachel. Maybe you, me, and Rachel think the guy's a dickstain, but ConBo still calls him DAD.
People who use their chidren as weapons against each other should be sterilized.
--
Legume ------------ "Never tell your nightmares to people who have the power or motive to make them come true."
> Just wanted to give you a heads up that the custody decision will be in my > hand Monday! My lawyer has it right now, and he called to tell me that I > won and I get to pick my son up Monday! I can't believe it!! Thank you all > sooooo much for all your help and everything and I'll write more when I can!
> Wait....what if none of this is real and I went mad long ago and I'm in a > padded cell right now, only hallucinating this fantastic telephone call from > my lawyer?!?!?!?!!!
Huzzah!
Pass the kid through a metal detector, to check for Conspiracy chips and/or other added bonuses.
> > Gawd damn, you > > should next countersue for his permanent exclusion from custody after > > that stunt.
> Taking the kid's dad out of his life is just as shitty as what the dad did > to Rachel. Maybe you, me, and Rachel think the guy's a dickstain, but > ConBo still calls him DAD.
> People who use their chidren as weapons against each other should be > sterilized.
Yeah, I have to agree with you. It's sad when people allow their anger to eclipse their common sense and fail to see the big picture. The truth is, that a good & loving parent has more influence over a child than a negative one because they feel safer with the one without an agenda. My parents both treated me like I was Mata Hari...and we all know how well that ended for HER.
Kids see the truth of the situation and if you help them to be objective they can also accept it with their self-esteem intact.
Of course sometimes, one must defend themself over some unkind mendacity spewed in one's direction and delivered by the precious lips of their child. I always find it a good start to say something like: "Everybody has flaws because we're human. This does not preclude daddy from loving you, even though he may say or do things that make you sad. It's just that sometimes daddy can be a real narrow-minded, flatulent bag of hot gas. Nobody's perfect. Just remember, he wasn't hugged enough as a child"
This also works for the bully on the schoolyard scenario. The kid they focus on, who makes them feel bad about themself, when everybody else loves them...just change a few words around and throw in the term "Antisocial Personality Disorder" and your kid will feel better in no time.
>>> Gawd damn, you >>> should next countersue for his permanent exclusion from custody after >>> that stunt. >> Taking the kid's dad out of his life is just as shitty as what the dad did >> to Rachel. Maybe you, me, and Rachel think the guy's a dickstain, but >> ConBo still calls him DAD.
>> People who use their chidren as weapons against each other should be >> sterilized.
> Yeah, I have to agree with you. It's sad when people allow their anger > to eclipse their common sense and fail to see the big picture. The > truth is, that a good & loving parent has more influence over a child > than a negative one because they feel safer with the one without an > agenda. My parents both treated me like I was Mata Hari...and we all > know how well that ended for HER.
> Kids see the truth of the situation and if you help them to be > objective they can also accept it with their self-esteem intact.
> Of course sometimes, one must defend themself over some unkind > mendacity spewed in one's direction and delivered by the precious lips > of their child. I always find it a good start to say something like: > "Everybody has flaws because we're human. This does not preclude daddy > from loving you, even though he may say or do things that make you sad. > It's just that sometimes daddy can be a real narrow-minded, flatulent > bag of hot gas. Nobody's perfect. Just remember, he wasn't hugged > enough as a child"
> This also works for the bully on the schoolyard scenario. The kid they > focus on, who makes them feel bad about themself, when everybody else > loves them...just change a few words around and throw in the term > "Antisocial Personality Disorder" and your kid will feel better in no > time.
> -- > Miss Binky > http:MissBinky.com
>> --
>> Legume >> ------------ >> "Never tell your nightmares to people who have the power or motive to make >> them come true."
My daughter finally got me to let her go stay with her mom and now she hates her. I never said any bad things about her during her 12 years of separation from her mom so she still loved her mom. What does the peanut gallery think I should have done? She would still love her if she hadn't met her.
> Just wanted to give you a heads up that the custody decision will be in my > hand Monday! My lawyer has it right now, and he called to tell me that I > won and I get to pick my son up Monday! I can't believe it!! Thank you all > sooooo much for all your help and everything and I'll write more when I can!
> Wait....what if none of this is real and I went mad long ago and I'm in a > padded cell right now, only hallucinating this fantastic telephone call from > my lawyer?!?!?!?!!!
> Oh well, SubGeniuses ask themselves that question pretty much every day, I > know what to do: GET SLACK!
> Okbye! More on Monday!
Let me know if you want to stop in around north Buffalo and say hi. -- Curtis R. Anderson, Co-creator of "Gleepy the Hen", still "In Heaven there is no beer / That's why we drink it here ..." http://www.gleepy.net/ mailto:gle...@intelligencia.com mailto:gle...@gleepy.net (and others) Yahoo!: gleepythehen
>>>Just wanted to give you a heads up that the custody decision >>>will be in my >>>hand Monday! My lawyer has it right now, and he called to >>>tell me that I >>>won and I get to pick my son up Monday! I can't believe it!! >>>Thank you all >>>sooooo much for all your help and everything and I'll write >>>more when I can!
>>>Wait....what if none of this is real and I went mad long ago >>>and I'm in a >>>padded cell right now, only hallucinating this fantastic >>>telephone call from >>>my lawyer?!?!?!?!!!
>>>Oh well, SubGeniuses ask themselves that question pretty much >>>every day, I >>>know what to do: GET SLACK!
>>>Okbye! More on Monday!
>>>--magdalen
>>Good News!
>>Now you have to "un-red-neck" the kid! He has to het used to >>living in >>a house that nots attached to wheels, and not having to get >>his dad to >>move that 350 Big Block out of the tub so he can get a bath.
>>By the way. "why a Goat?"
> YOU SPEAK OF JESUS AS RED-NECK!
> how odd
That sounds like a Larry the Cable Guy or Jeff Foxworthy routine. Or maybe a song by Tim Wilson. -- Curtis R. Anderson, Co-creator of "Gleepy the Hen", still "In Heaven there is no beer / That's why we drink it here ..." http://www.gleepy.net/ mailto:gle...@intelligencia.com mailto:gle...@gleepy.net (and others) Yahoo!: gleepythehen
On Sun, 07 Jan 2007 09:31:53 -0600, Legume wrote: > Rich Clark, aka Left Rev Egg Plant, ULC, CotSG wrote:
>> Gawd damn, you >> should next countersue for his permanent exclusion from custody after >> that stunt.
> Taking the kid's dad out of his life is just as shitty as what the dad did > to Rachel. Maybe you, me, and Rachel think the guy's a dickstain, but > ConBo still calls him DAD.
> People who use their chidren as weapons against each other should be > sterilized.
He said custody, not visitation.
-- "Disco Rules teh Airwaves!" - Rev. Richard Skull
> Just wanted to give you a heads up that the custody decision will be in my > hand Monday! My lawyer has it right now, and he called to tell me that I > won and I get to pick my son up Monday! I can't believe it!! Thank you all > sooooo much for all your help and everything and I'll write more when I can!
> Wait....what if none of this is real and I went mad long ago and I'm in a > padded cell right now, only hallucinating this fantastic telephone call from > my lawyer?!?!?!?!!!
> Oh well, SubGeniuses ask themselves that question pretty much every day, I > know what to do: GET SLACK!
> Okbye! More on Monday!
> --magdalen
Hey when I first heard about this I thought it must be some kind of joke. I am really sorry that you have had to endure all of this nonsense and I am very happy for you to get your son back.
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