DOC MARTIN ONLY SUBJECT DISCUSSED N E MORE IN ALT.SLACK - THE BLEEDING ASSHOLE WINS!
Don Stockbauer
Jonathon Barbera
<don.sto...@gmail.com> wrote:
>The subject tells it all.
Doc Martian is the main character now that "Bob" was written off...
Rev. Ivan Stang
wrote:
> On Thu, 12 Nov 2009 03:37:01 -0800 (PST), Don Stockbauer
>
> >The subject tells it all.
>
> Doc Martian is the main character now that "Bob" was written off...
Kevin finally has a friend. And look who it is. So there is justice
after all.
Rev.Dr. LoBotomy
Who is he?
Rev. Ivan Stang
wrote:
> On Thu, 12 Nov 2009 07:06:22 -0800, Rev. Ivan Stang wrote:
> > On Nov 12, 9:29 am, Jonathon Barbera <jonathonbarb...@ispname.net>
> > wrote:
> >> On Thu, 12 Nov 2009 03:37:01 -0800 (PST), Don Stockbauer
>
> >> <don.stockba...@gmail.com> wrote:
> >> >The subject tells it all.
>
> >> Doc Martian is the main character now that "Bob" was written off...
>
> > Kevin finally has a friend. And look who it is. So there is justice
> > after all.
>
> Who is he?
EXACTLY!
Rev.Dr. LoBotomy
AAhhhhh, I see.
harmfulguy
How long before Martian turns on him like a rabid weasel?
Don Stockbauer
wrote:
> On Thu, 12 Nov 2009 07:42:26 -0800, Rev. Ivan Stang wrote:
> > On Nov 12, 10:12 am, "Rev.Dr. LoBotomy" <e...@NOSEPAMdrlobotomy.net>
> > wrote:
> >> On Thu, 12 Nov 2009 07:06:22 -0800, Rev. Ivan Stang wrote:
> >> > On Nov 12, 9:29 am, Jonathon Barbera <jonathonbarb...@ispname.net>
> >> > wrote:
> >> >> On Thu, 12 Nov 2009 03:37:01 -0800 (PST), Don Stockbauer
>
> >> >> <don.stockba...@gmail.com> wrote:
> >> >> >The subject tells it all.
>
> >> >> Doc Martian is the main character now that "Bob" was written off...
>
> >> > Kevin finally has a friend. And look who it is. So there is justice
> >> > after all.
>
> >> Who is he?
>
> > EXACTLY!
>
> AAhhhhh, I see.
No! No ! I'm alt.slack's friend and promoter! I was just being
sarcastic!
It was just a friendly warning! Abandon concentrating on Martian
before alt.slack does nothing else.
God, I wish I had stayed quiet.
Susie - help me out here!
Don Stockbauer
wrote:
> On Thu, 12 Nov 2009 07:06:22 -0800, Rev. Ivan Stang wrote:
> > On Nov 12, 9:29 am, Jonathon Barbera <jonathonbarb...@ispname.net>
> > wrote:
> >> On Thu, 12 Nov 2009 03:37:01 -0800 (PST), Don Stockbauer
>
> >> <don.stockba...@gmail.com> wrote:
> >> >The subject tells it all.
>
> >> Doc Martian is the main character now that "Bob" was written off...
>
> > Kevin finally has a friend. And look who it is. So there is justice
> > after all.
>
> How long before Martian turns on him like a rabid weasel?
Who is he?
Rev. Ivan Stang
Don, I was referring to Doc's new buddy, the Scientologist.
Alt.slack goes through phases like this all the time. In years past
it's been Alcandor, Purple and various others who were the main razor
strops or practice targets. Come on, admit it: if you see a train
wreck, you at least stop and look, right?
harmfulguy
I think he's some schmoe who wandered in from some random Scientology
flamewar (Does it matter which side?) and wasn't bright enough to figure
out how to leave. Perhaps Edna Flan can shed some more light on the
subject.
Jonathon Barbera
Accentuate the positive, eliminate the negative ... AND ~DON'T~ MESS
WITH MISTER INBETWEEN!
Jonathon Barbera
Justice is a dish best served cold. And Doc Martian will be the one
serving it to you ... COLD!
Rev.Dr. LoBotomy
That's revenge, not justice.
Jonathon Barbera
<e...@NOSEPAMdrlobotomy.net> wrote:
I'm an American. Revenge and justice are synonymous.
LOL!
I'm just kidding. Life in America is perfect and I am not afraid.
Rev. Back It On Up 13
>
> - Show quoted text -
Please do not invoke Edna Flan unless you are prepared to deal with
the consequences.
The last time this happened, we were picking brains out of the heat
vents for weeks. You can't imagine the smell.
Pisces
Only OM or UF Levels 7 and higher can handle Edna Flan Teachings. If
levels below UF or OM 7 hear Edna Flan's wisdom they get very sick and
can possibly get the exploding flu.
Giles
wrote:
> On Thu, 12 Nov 2009 07:06:22 -0800 (PST), "Rev. Ivan Stang"
>
> <st...@subgenius.com> wrote:
> >On Nov 12, 9:29 am, Jonathon Barbera <jonathonbarb...@ispname.net>
> >wrote:
> >> On Thu, 12 Nov 2009 03:37:01 -0800 (PST), Don Stockbauer
>
> >> <don.stockba...@gmail.com> wrote:
> >> >The subject tells it all.
>
> >> Doc Martian is the main character now that "Bob" was written off...
>
> >Kevin finally has a friend. And look who it is. So there is justice
> >after all.
>
> Justice is a dish best served cold. And Doc Martian will be the one
> serving it to you ... COLD!
A nozh scrap any time you say.
Zapanaz
A free-range Scientologist.
I bet Scientology could do Kevin a lot of good.
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harmfulguy
If you want to reach out a hand to Martian, that's fine. Just be sure and
count your fingers before and after.
Rev. Susie the Floozie
> God, I wish I had stayed quiet.
>
> Susie - help me out here!
There, there, Stocky... You're fine here--Stang was referring to
clotted scum like that scienofag guy who can't spell "Jonathan." It's
a sweet worm-turn when the most pathetic of kooks cotton together and
spur one another on to new heights of kookery, and in this case, the
irony is dripping like syrup. They're both damaged egomaniacs who have
no friends and spend their time trolling newsgroups as a simulacrum of
life.
Hell, it's either that or teevee. Not much else for these types.
So that's how it is. Don't worry, Don, you're solid here. You gotta
stop taking things so seriously!
Zapanaz
no.
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Says it all.
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Zapanaz
Thunder crashed, Jonathon Barbera laughed madly, then wrote:
Of what?
Don Stockbauer
Thank you, STF. I feel better now. But I think the warning has
merit. Too much mention of DM and he's won in a sense.
Rev. Susie the Floozie
EXACTLY.
Oops. They're all over, aren't they?
Rev. Back It On Up 13
> There, there, Stocky... You're fine here--Stang was referring to
> clotted scum like that scienofag guy who can't spell "Jonathan."
He also can't spell "martian".
Rev. Susie the Floozie
You know, this is precisely the reason I should never desert
alt.slack, even when it's unavoidable. Something shifted in the
various planes here and now alt.slack is through the fucking looking-
glass of crap. SOMEONE was obviously acting as a bulwark against this
bullshit, a levee straining to contain the fetid tides of dickhead's
"acting-out" phases, much like my bra strains to hold in my mighty
mams.
I just can't help thinking that THIS MESS IS MY FAULT. I am your
Cerberus. I should have been there, ripping out throats for you and
harvesting shitheads. But hell, I ain't cleaning it up--especially
yet. I'm still offline, and it'll be a long fallow time until I can
post again on Saturday from WREK. As I live and breathe, I will NEVER
be so pathetic and destitiute as to go to a fucking LIBRARY like that
common skanky hag Babs Schwarz to post. That's just unspeakably
ignominious.
Sorry about the kooks. My bad.
Paul Jamison
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> Rev.Dr. LoBotomy hunched over a computer, typing feverishly;
> Thunder crashed, Rev.Dr. LoBotomy laughed madly, then wrote:
>
>>On Thu, 12 Nov 2009 07:06:22 -0800, Rev. Ivan Stang wrote:
>>
>>> On Nov 12, 9:29 am, Jonathon Barbera <jonathonbarb...@ispname.net>
>>> wrote:
>>>> On Thu, 12 Nov 2009 03:37:01 -0800 (PST), Don Stockbauer
>>>>
>>>> <don.stockba...@gmail.com> wrote:
>>>> >The subject tells it all.
>>>>
>>>> Doc Martian is the main character now that "Bob" was written off...
>>>
>>> Kevin finally has a friend. And look who it is. So there is justice
>>> after all.
>>
>>Who is he?
>
> A free-range Scientologist.
>
> I bet Scientology could do Kevin a lot of good.
>
fistful of pamphlets!
Zapanaz
I've been kind of liking this one.
The girlfriend on the roof-fucking thread was priceless.
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Toilet Pepper
> Too much mention of DM and he's won in a sense.
Yeah. He had his ass handed to him as a prize.
Giles
When this old world starts getting me down
And people are just too much for me to face
I climb way up to the top of the stairs
And all my cares just drift right into space
On the roof, it's peaceful as can be
And there the world below can't bother me
Let me tell you now
When I come home feelin' tired and beat
I go up where the air is fresh and sweet (up on the roof)
I get away from the hustling crowd
And all that rat-race noise down in the street (up on the roof)
On the roof, the only place I know
Where you just have to wish to make it so
Let's go up on the roof (up on the roof)
At night the stars put on a show for free
And, darling, you can share it all with me
I keep a-tellin' you
Right smack dab in the middle of town
I've found a paradise that's trouble proof (up on the roof)
And if this world starts getting you down
There's room enough for two
Up on the roof (up on the roof)
Up on the roo-oo-oof (up on the roof)
Oh, come on, baby (up on the roof)
Oh, come on, honey (up on the roof)
[Fade]
Everything is all right (up on the roof
Zapanaz
Thunder crashed, Don Stockbauer laughed madly, then wrote:
>
>No! No ! I'm alt.slack's friend and promoter! I was just being
>sarcastic!
>
>It was just a friendly warning! Abandon concentrating on Martian
>before alt.slack does nothing else.
>
>God, I wish I had stayed quiet.
>
>Susie - help me out here!
you know somehow, that tugged at my heartstrings so much, on so many
levels, that just now I thought about it and almost cried.
Have a good evening, Donstockbauer.
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Don Stockbauer
Nobody's perfect.
I mean, like, I also can't spell "msjysjudbts".