Blackout's LIFE History...
Usama bin Gurley
Who this asshole from Phoenix, AZ really is.
Find out everything at 8:00pm EST.
Cheers all you worthless assholes out there!.
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Alliekatt
"Usama bin Gurley" <meetm...@800WEST.com> wrote in message
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>
> Who this asshole from Phoenix, AZ really is.
>
> Find out everything at 8:00pm EST.
>
> Cheers all you worthless assholes out there!.
Too late, an asshole from Shreveport, LA already tried.
AND FAILED!!!
Feckin cheers yerself, arsemaster. Insert brilliant british witticism here.
God fuck the queen.
alliekatt
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RLan538885
>
>AND FAILED!!!
>
You're a fuckin' hoot, alliekatt! I love the way you challenged him to post
info ON SOMEONE ELSE. I don't think Blackout is feeling as quite as bold as you
are.
Blackout is cringing - or should be. If Rick Gurley sinks his hooks into
Blackout he won't take 'em out for years. He's just that persistent.
AndBlackout brought it on himself.
So if Rick Gurley ever goes after you, just remember who brought him here.
Blackout.
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Rlan's list of people who know that Mr. Blonde is an asshole:
rlan538885, torresD, amigocabal, fred, george landry, osama bin KENOB1
Dick Eastman, Hiccum Blurpaedius, Yentels Youth, chudh
Secret Squirrel, Paminifarm, John LeBlanc....
Blackout
"Usama bin Gurley" wrote
>
> Who this asshole from Phoenix, AZ really is.
>
> Find out everything at 8:00pm EST.
>
> Cheers all you worthless assholes out there!.
I already know who I am but thanks for trying to tell me anyway. I might
forget and need to look it up later so it will come in really handy.
XOXOXOXOXO!
RLan538885
I knew it. Next you'll be asking him if you can suck his dick.
Priestess Pisces
news:20020714195034...@mb-fq.aol.com:
>>Too late, an asshole from Shreveport, LA already tried.
>>
>>AND FAILED!!!
>>
>
> You're a fuckin' hoot, alliekatt! I love the way you challenged him
> to post
> info ON SOMEONE ELSE. I don't think Blackout is feeling as quite as
> bold as you are.
>
> Blackout is cringing - or should be. If Rick Gurley sinks his hooks
> into
> Blackout he won't take 'em out for years. He's just that persistent.
> AndBlackout brought it on himself.
>
> So if Rick Gurley ever goes after you, just remember who brought him
> here. Blackout.
>
>
>
> -------
i personally cant decide to kill file or not...
i mean.. i love watching everyone kick this rlan's little cunt ass but
still.. its getting boring... and this is having less and less to do with
SLACK in here... i thought someone called SPUTUM... but mayhaps i was
wrong.. anyhow.. the only thing i can figure is this feller has little
else to do except fuck with us. I mean there IS a world of porn out
there.. someone PLEASE introduce him to it.. its obvious that YEARS of
SEXUAL frustration have been building in the poor boy and he taking it
out on others... someone should save him before he fucks the neighbors
dog... WANK FOR CHRISSAKES BOY.. get out that stress...
Priestess Pisces
Founding Member of Wankers for "Bob"
Amazonian Warrioress of Slack Fufillment
and generally all around cute
The Stinking Bishop Prostata Cantata MP
Usama bin Gurley <meetm...@800WEST.com> wrote:
>
>Who this asshole from Phoenix, AZ really is.
>
>Find out everything at 8:00pm EST.
uh... We already KNOW who he is.
who cares?
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alive. --Dan Povenmire, Los Angeles
Joe Cosby
computer, typing feverishly;
thunder crashed, Priestess Pisces
<priestesspisces@(nospam)hotmail.com> laughed madly, then wrote:
>rlan5...@aol.comnobozos (RLan538885) wrote in
>news:20020714195034...@mb-fq.aol.com:
>
>>>Too late, an asshole from Shreveport, LA already tried.
>>>
>>>AND FAILED!!!
>>>
>>
>> You're a fuckin' hoot, alliekatt! I love the way you challenged him
>> to post
>> info ON SOMEONE ELSE. I don't think Blackout is feeling as quite as
>> bold as you are.
>>
>> Blackout is cringing - or should be. If Rick Gurley sinks his hooks
>> into
>> Blackout he won't take 'em out for years. He's just that persistent.
>> AndBlackout brought it on himself.
>>
>> So if Rick Gurley ever goes after you, just remember who brought him
>> here. Blackout.
>>
>>
>>
>> -------
>
>i personally cant decide to kill file or not...
>i mean.. i love watching everyone kick this rlan's little cunt ass but
>still.. its getting boring... and this is having less and less to do with
>SLACK in here...
that's the thing with trolls. They only have ONE LINE. And when they
can't think of a new one they just KEEP REPEATING IT.
It's like watching someone get their butt kicked by a master fencer.
How long can you watch it?
Did you ever watch "Kids in the Hall"?
--
Joe Cosby
http://joecosby.home.mindspring.com
THE HAT IS NOT YOUR ENEMY.
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Usama bin Gurley
still under search.
Blue Collar worker (get nails dirty) If he's dirty there he's dirty other
places, ya know, ladies?
Ebay rip-off artist:
What Paul Hagenhad to say:
I have an email i to Paul as you read, assholes!
I pulled the file on this transaction with Blackout. The auction
> ended 30 Aug 01, I had final shipping instructions from Blackout 10
> Sep 01 (9/10). (you remember 9/11?) The item was shipped 10/3. 23
> days is hardly two months, it seemed like it however. It was rejected
> by a couple of carriers, shipping used machinery will never be as easy
> as it once was. Fellows, figure in the price of a crate on anything
> from now on. I think to characterize what happed to this shipment the
> way he did, and to reflect upon my business practices the way he did,
> in the forum which he chose, was a materially damaging defamation of
> character. I have never sued anybody in my life, and I don't intend
> to start now, but this "heads-up" was a lie. Incidentally, this
> person was very unpleasant to deal with. I have all emails, the
> auction documents, and the shipping documents for anybody who would
> care to see them. Thanks,
> Paul.
Oh, his name, oh, that later!
"Joe Cosby" <joec...@mindspring.com> wrote in message
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Priestess Pisces
> This married asshole, dishonorably discharged during Viet nam war.
> Reason still under search.
>
> Blue Collar worker (get nails dirty) If he's dirty there he's dirty
> other places, ya know, ladies?
>
> Ebay rip-off artist:
>
> What Paul Hagenhad to say:
>
> I have an email i to Paul as you read, assholes!
whatever that last sentence means
man.. i SO want to fuck blackout now..
a Uberfemme is ALWAYS more turned on by what she SHOULDNT want to have...
with each post by others .. i gain more respect and admiration for
blackout...
keep it up and i will soon be tracking him down myself.. so i can suck
his manly cock that has done so well in fucking you trolling idiots up
the ass...
Pisces
Alliekatt
"RLan538885" <rlan5...@aol.comnobozos> wrote in message
news:20020714195034...@mb-fq.aol.com...
> >Too late, an asshole from Shreveport, LA already tried.
> >
> >AND FAILED!!!
> >
>
> You're a fuckin' hoot, alliekatt! I love the way you challenged him to
post
> info ON SOMEONE ELSE. I don't think Blackout is feeling as quite as bold
as you
> are.
Then by all means, post ALL the information you can find on ME, dumbass.
You will find that I DON'T CARE, have NOTHING TO LOSE, and am a CONSUMMATE
WANKER.
hóót.
alliekatt
iDRMRSR
alliekatt<<
Hmmm...them accented o's look kind of Gaelic to me! There's a start!
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Joe Cosby
typing feverishly;
thunder crashed, "Usama bin Gurley" <meetm...@800WEST.com> laughed
madly, then wrote:
>This married asshole, dishonorably discharged during Viet nam war. Reason
>still under search.
>
>Blue Collar worker (get nails dirty) If he's dirty there he's dirty other
>places, ya know, ladies?
>
>Ebay rip-off artist:
>
>What Paul Hagenhad to say:
>
>I have an email i to Paul as you read, assholes!
>
Why do you think I give a fuck?
Who cares?
Blackout is funny. You are evidently a desperate loser with nothing
better to do with your life than worry far too much about somebody who
gave you a stomachache on usenet.
We counted 27 head wounds.
Do you still want to call it self-defence?
RLan538885
"100,000 lemmings can't be wrong."
RLan538885
Nope. I don't believe in it. The only exception is Blackout and that's because
he did it first. He's just getting what he deserves.
Hell, if I did that, I'd have to be weak little ass-licker Blackout and I'm
not. Never have been.
et
RLan538885
brought up fundamentalist boy raping.
Ebay rip-off artist?
Hell, Blackout, you da man!
Joe Cosby
feverishly;
thunder crashed, rlan5...@aol.comnobozos (RLan538885) laughed madly,
then wrote:
You're dropping words.
--
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Ronald McDonald is the evil demon inside Pippi Longstocking
- Subgenius Spice
Puppet Master Blackout
"RLan538885" wrote
> Hell, if I did that, I'd have to be weak little ass-licker Blackout
and I'm
> not. Never have been.
I think what you meant to say was "Hell, if I did that, I'd have to be
Blackout's weak little ass-licker"
I fixed it for you, you owe me $5 now.
RLan538885
nenslo
>
> This married asshole, dishonorably discharged during Viet nam war. Reason
> still under search.
Meaning you don't know.
>
> Blue Collar worker (get nails dirty) If he's dirty there he's dirty other
> places, ya know, ladies?
>
> Ebay rip-off artist:
>
>
> Oh, his name, oh, that later!
Meaning you don't know.
Pretty weak stuff.
Reverend DJ Epoch
> Give it up, Blackout. You've been exposed.
>
>
Nakked pics of Blackout? Yeah, and if you had them you'd post them to a.b.s
after wanking off to them ya perv.
--
Reverend DJ Epoch
Priestess Pisces
news:20020714234007...@mb-ch.aol.com:
> PiscesPiece, you're a bigger slut than Lilly.
>
>
> "100,000 lemmings can't be wrong."
>
to be called a bigger slut than lilith...
IS THE BEST FUCKING COMPLIMENT I HAVE GOTTEN IN WEEKS!!!
thank you
Pisces
Puppet Master Blackout
"nenslo" wrote
I find it downright FASCINATING myself. Look at all the trouble Randy is
going to just to impress litlle old ME. I mean he had to go to all the
trouble of impersonating this Gurley guy who he hates and everything
instead of beating off to Full House re-runs.
Randy has been having a serious identity crisis ever since he realized
that I now LIVE IN HIS BRAIN and I think he wants to know more about me
so he can jerk off to me with more DETAIL.
Puppet Master Blackout
"RLan538885" wrote
> Give it up, Blackout. You've been exposed.
I sure HAVE, haven't I?
you sure gave me what for! man, I don't know HOW I can go on anymore
what with that exposing you gave me! I mean OUCH! I guess I will just
have to learn to live with the shame of being exposed now since I am so
it and all. are there any support groups for the terminally exposed I
can join I wonder? it seems like only yesterday I wasn't exposed and
that was such a long time ago in retrospect, I wish I would have savored
it more because I now realize that those were the salad days.
OH, THE HUMANITY!
Rev. Ivan Stang
<joec...@mindspring.com> wrote:
> "Usama bin Gurley" <meetm...@800WEST.com> hunched over a computer,
> typing feverishly;
> thunder crashed, "Usama bin Gurley" <meetm...@800WEST.com> laughed
> madly, then wrote:
>
> >This married asshole, dishonorably discharged during Viet nam war. Reason
> >still under search.
> >
> >Blue Collar worker (get nails dirty) If he's dirty there he's dirty other
> >places, ya know, ladies?
> >
> >Ebay rip-off artist:
> >
> >What Paul Hagenhad to say:
> >
> >I have an email i to Paul as you read, assholes!
> >
>
> Why do you think I give a fuck?
>
> Who cares?
>
> Blackout is funny. You are evidently a desperate loser with nothing
> better to do with your life than worry far too much about somebody who
> gave you a stomachache on usenet.
>
I must agree with Joe's plain and unvarnished statement here. That's
pretty much the situation here in a nutshell.
The only thing I might add is that of all the kooks we've seen waddle
through this newsgroup over the years, this RLAN guy has got to be the
SECOND DUMBEST.
And I do not use the term "dumb" lightly.
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Usama bin Gurley <meetm...@800WEST.com> wrote:
> Who this asshole from Phoenix, AZ really is.
>
> Find out everything at 8:00pm EST.
>
> Cheers all you worthless assholes out there!.
> --
Hurry it up, man, I have a royalty check for him for Full Metal
Dobbshead sales at 5XDay, and I misplaced his home address again. All I
need really are the last 3 numbers of the zip.
Puppet Master Blackout
"RLan538885"
hey, did anyone else happen to notice how similar R'lahn's headers are
to "Usama Bin Gurley"'s? it's almost like they are coming from the same
place or something!
hey Randy, are you 2 living together or ? how did you patch things up
between you? I thought he hated your rotten stinking guts like everyone
else you have ever come into contact with but I guess you might have
sweet talked around, what with your amazing command of the English
language and all. maybe I should get ahold of him and see what he has to
say about this new level of your relationship just to see if the
feelings you have for him are mutual.
P.S. I AM LAUGHING AT YOU VERY MUCH SO OH KING OF THE DORKWADS
RLan538885
RLan538885
I'm not the one who exposed you for the low-life that you are. That was one of
the other folk who hates you.
Best part is that you brought it all on yourself and you're stupid enough to
think it's over.
I laugh at you, punk.
RLan538885
>
>thank you
You're welcome, PiscesPiece.
RLan538885
And you brought it on all by yourself. You deserve whatever happens to you.
Priestess Pisces
news:Xns924CAACE07B6Byo...@198.99.146.10:
damnit i need more porno over HEE_YAH.. hello.. nekkid pics of blackout ..
post ... please
Joe Cosby
feverishly;
thunder crashed, rlan5...@aol.comnobozos (RLan538885) laughed madly,
then wrote:
>>IS THE BEST FUCKING COMPLIMENT I HAVE GOTTEN IN WEEKS!!!
>>
>>thank you
>
>You're welcome, PiscesPiece.
>
Jesus it's getting time to killfile you, kemosabe.
This is like the kind of thing seven year old kids come up with.
--
Joe Cosby
http://joecosby.home.mindspring.com
Jupiter gives wisdom to those he would lose
Joe Cosby
feverishly;
thunder crashed, Priestess Pisces <no...@fah-q.com> laughed madly,
then wrote:
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http://joecosby.home.mindspring.com
"When any old idiot got the ability to use the net, any old idiot
did."
- Halah
Priestess Pisces
> http://a1259.g.akamai.net/f/1259/5586/1d/images.art.com/images/PRODUCTS
> /shdws/large/10016000/10016262.jpg
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHEEEEEEEEEEEEEIIIIIIIIIIIIIYIIIIII!
wtf was that..
i must kill dem thangs
RLan538885
>post ... please
>
We've heard that about you.
RLan538885
Just remember, dickweed, this *could* be just between Blackout and me. Instead,
idiots like you have to stick your noses into it, THEN WHINE ABOUT IT.
Joe Cosby
feverishly;
thunder crashed, Priestess Pisces <mur...@inc.com> laughed madly, then
wrote:
It was either that one or this one
http://www.ca4a.org/info/slaughterhouse/
If I could only find the LEGENDAY KITTY SLAUGHTERHOUSE I would be set.
--
Joe Cosby
http://joecosby.home.mindspring.com
No, the fact that it's an infinite loop doesn't mean the program doesn't
work; it just entered a state with which I was previously unfamiliar.
Puppet Master Blackout
"RLan538885" wrote
> Yo, Blackhead. RIck Gurley is YOUR problem.
spastically twitching keyboard action duly noted.
> And you brought it on all by yourself. You deserve whatever happens to
you.
the only problem I have with Rick Gurley is that he hasn't KILLED YOU
for mentioning his name, you DUMBASS.
I brought "it" on myself, huh?
OH NO NOT "IT" PLEASE JESUS HAVE MERCY ON THIS POOR OL' NEGRO PLEASE DON
LET THEM BRING DOWN THE WRATH OF "IT" ON PO' OL' BLACKOUT!
you should give learning to suck yourself off a shot and then break your
neck with your dick in your mouth and suffocate on it.
Tesla Coil
> hey, did anyone else happen to notice how similar R'lahn's headers
> are to "Usama Bin Gurley"'s? it's almost like they are coming from
> the same place or something!
Didja ever notice how similar everyone's headers are to everybody
else's? It's almost like there's really only five or six posters
in this newsgroup--all with severe multiple personality disorder!
Reverend DJ Epoch
"Reverend Dope"
Oh, I am sooo crushed. I am soo hurt at your BLISTERING PERSONAL ATTACK of
my name. Once again, you have shown your mental virility and your social
superiority. NOT.
You're not even a puppet anymore. You're the SHADOW of a puppet, with about
as much substance as a shadow. You're a one-trick pony. Tired, lame and
needing to be sent to the glue factory to put it out of it's pitiful
existance. You're not even TRYING anymore, just parroting prior lame verbal
detrius. Your brain (whatever little you had) has finally shut down and
you're basically on UseNet life support at this point. Pull the plug, it's
more humane that way than seeing you in your final Parkinsonian twitches
and seizures.
_________
Reverend DJ Epoch
RLan538885
>neck with your dick in your mouth and suffocate on it.<<
You obviously have a lot of experience.
>I brought "it" on myself, huh?
>
Undeniably.
RLan538885
>else's?
Yeah. Blackout brought it here. I have only posted here under the same I.D.
I've used for years. I'm just a lowly AOL user and don't have the slightest
idea how to go about forging headers.
Half the things that got Blackout and Lilly all worked up are things I never
posted to begin with.
That's just ONE of the reasons I laugh my ass off at them.
Artemia Salina
> http://www.ca4a.org/info/slaughterhouse/
HOG KNOCKER! It has a nice ring to it.
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>
> >HEE_YAH.. hello.. nekkid pics of blackout ..
> >post ... please
> >
>
> We've heard that about you.
Who is "we", shitbag?
There is no "we" related to you in this group.
You're all alone here, trembling and naked, as "we" douse you
with buckets of ice water. You can dance around and chirp
about how it doesn't bother you, but "we" know otherwise.
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The Rev. Dr. Chaos Israel
> > It was rejected
> > by a couple of carriers, shipping used machinery will never be as easy
> > as it once was.
You are a fucking idiot.
Work *one* day in any shipping & recieving dept, then shut the fuck up.
--
C.
RLan538885
Reverend Sinphaltimus Exmortus
arguments against Blackout into an all out assault on you.
Strange how everything you say about people hating Blackout seems to have
become a self-fulfilling prophecy on you.
Wonderful how well you take it and seem to come back with dumber and dumber
things to say.
And now I suppose I stepped in it this time.
Now I suppose your gonna start telling me how much of a pussy ass loser I
am, how much people here hate me and of course, how much better you are then
me.
I can't say I was dishonorably discharged because I was never dumb enough to
join the Military of the Pinks.
But if I had, by Dobbs, I'd sell them out for $30 bux myself.
Yeah, I can simply ignore your posts and not get involved, but hey, if
everyone else gets to have all this fun, why not I.
I picture you looking at a mirror next to your computer as you reply to
these messages.
Sort like in Spiderman when the goblin was looking in the mirror arguing
with himself.
I wonder, what is your master plan, what is it that will make you so kewl
that the entire SubGenius community might consider that you are right and
the almighty forge of the full metal DobbsHead is nothing but a dishonorable
bitch boy.
I'm still waiting.
I'm beating my meat in anticipation for your insults.
Bring it on fukface.
If your gonna stay, I wanna play.
--
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of the
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or kill me
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Her Ladyship Lilith von Fraumench
<rlan5...@aol.comnobozos> wrote:
> Half the things that got Blackout and Lilly all worked up are things I never
> posted to begin with.
Eh, I'll shoot skeet with ANY clay pigeon. Although in your case, it's
more like a clay vessel with a fracture in the side.
Her Ladyship Lilith
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You'll say that the 50's isn't the present, but we'll have to differ on
that. -- RLan538885 in 20020617153210...@mb-fe.aol.com
RLan538885
>more like a clay vessel with a fracture in the side.
>
Lilly, kindly see Revend Dope's references to Alzheimer's Disease. He obviously
meant them for you.
Of course you aren't old. Just confused.
Reverend DJ Epoch
news:20020717022258...@mb-ma.aol.com:
>>Eh, I'll shoot skeet with ANY clay pigeon. Although in your case, it's
>>more like a clay vessel with a fracture in the side.
>>
>
> Lilly, kindly see Revend Dope's references to Alzheimer's Disease. He
> obviously meant them for you.
If I had meant to direct them to Lil, it would be as plainly obvious as
your attempt to deflect the comment off on someone else.
Now while you're getting that CAT scan to find your brain, order an enema
as well. You could use a good cleaning being as anal retentive as you
appear to be.
>
> Of course you aren't old. Just confused.
>
You're not old or confused. you're just dense. Pull the plug.
>
> "100,000 alt.slack posters can't be wrong."
>
>
____________
Reverend DJ Epoch