I am adorable
Rev. Back It On Up
squeeze and hug me.
BELIEVE IT.
I may be abnormal, and creepy and dangerous, but I'm so damned
adorable that my co-workers want to put their arms around me.
I'm so alluring...I may be the original "Bob" Dobbs! In fact, yes,
I'm pretty sure I am. I'm starting to recollect things...
phy
news:1192213655.0...@i13g2000prf.googlegroups.com:
I think this means someone has to kill you. Too bad. I liked reading your
posts. It was nice knowing you.
-phy
SODDI
"phy" <phy...@yahoo.com> wrote in message
news:Xns99C78A8E5575...@69.28.186.121...
Either that, or being a NYer, she is forced to have threesomes with dean and
Carolyn.
Imagine hot coffee being poured into a human butt... forever.
occupant
> "phy" <phy...@yahoo.com> wrote in message
>
> news:Xns99C78A8E5575...@69.28.186.121...
>
>
>
>
>
> >news:1192213655.0...@i13g2000prf.googlegroups.com:
>
> >> Today a woman at my job told me that I am adorable, and she wants to
> >> squeeze and hug me.
>
> >> BELIEVE IT.
>
> >> I may be abnormal, and creepy and dangerous, but I'm so damned
> >> adorable that my co-workers want to put their arms around me.
>
> >> I'm so alluring...I may be the original "Bob" Dobbs! In fact, yes,
> >> I'm pretty sure I am. I'm starting to recollect things...
>
> > I think this means someone has to kill you. Too bad. I liked reading your
> > posts. It was nice knowing you.
>
> > -phy
>
> Either that, or being a NYer, she is forced to have threesomes with dean and
> Carolyn.
>
>
> - Show quoted text -
Actually the enemas are to be used with COLD coffee.
And tacks.
Rev. Back It On Up
> Carolyn.
Are the Deans also adorable?
Zapanaz
The more adorable you are, the more surprised they will be when you
are piloting a flying saucer, aiming death-rays at them on X-Day.
Anyway, the Raelians have adorable women as recruiting devices. I was
thinking of joining the Raelians actually, just to go through the
sex-trap recruitment thing.
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International Satanic Conspiracy
Customer Support Specialist
http://joecosby.com/
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Disappears into the void
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Rev. Back It On Up
No, but I dabbed some bacon grease behind my ears this morning.
Ouroboros_Rex
"Rev. Back It On Up" <evie...@aol.com> wrote in message
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That depends. You know those apples, where, like, you cut a face in them
and let them sit on the windowsill for a month?
Ouroboros_Rex
"Zapanaz" <http://joecosby.com/code/mail.pl> wrote in message
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>
> On Fri, 12 Oct 2007 11:27:35 -0700, "Rev. Back It On Up"
> <evie...@aol.com> wrote:
>
>>Today a woman at my job told me that I am adorable, and she wants to
>>squeeze and hug me.
>>
>>BELIEVE IT.
>>
>>I may be abnormal, and creepy and dangerous, but I'm so damned
>>adorable that my co-workers want to put their arms around me.
>>
>>I'm so alluring...I may be the original "Bob" Dobbs! In fact, yes,
>>I'm pretty sure I am. I'm starting to recollect things...
>
> The more adorable you are, the more surprised they will be when you
> are piloting a flying saucer, aiming death-rays at them on X-Day.
>
>
> Anyway, the Raelians have adorable women as recruiting devices. I was
> thinking of joining the Raelians actually, just to go through the
> sex-trap recruitment thing.
Hey, ME TOO!!!
Rev. Back It On Up
> are piloting a flying saucer, aiming death-rays at them on X-Day.
That is so true! It's like, when I'm sitting around being a delicate
flower, like a little lady on a tuffet or whatever in a lacy bonnet,
and somebody fucks with me cause they think I'm a fragile little
rosebud, and I cave their face in and rip their lips off.
It will be like that, but with death rays!
Hooray!!
SODDI
"Rev. Back It On Up" <evie...@aol.com> wrote in message
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I'm sure THEY think they are.
dean considers an ill-informed diatribe on Wydham Lewis, the poor man's
Marinetti, to be foreplay. And Carolyn... well, she got her medical license
revoked for prescribing dangerous and unapproved substances to cancer
patients, so you'll have to take that into account when figuring out her
cuddliness quotient.
And the you get all the little deanies who'll want to get in on the hot
action... FoodFucker, Kunt, Kinkye Sukdik, octaviette...
You might be the only real girl in that circle.
Rev. Back It On Up
man's
> Marinetti, to be foreplay. And Carolyn... well, she got her medical license
> revoked for prescribing dangerous and unapproved substances to cancer
> patients, so you'll have to take that into account when figuring out her
> cuddliness quotient.
>
> And the you get all the little deanies who'll want to get in on the hot
> action... FoodFucker, Kunt, Kinkye Sukdik, octaviette...
>
> You might be the only real girl in that circle.
I think maybe they might resent my claim that I am, in fact, the Great
Bob Dobbs. I doubt they'll want to have a tea party with me and my
adorableness.
However, in a fistfight between me and Dean, my money's on me all the
way. I could take that guy.
Crissi-Topper
Yeah, but the odds would be like a million to one against Dean and no-
one would make any money like that.
SODDI
We ALL think you're adorable and want to hug you and pinch your cheeks.
But, then... we ALL are adorable as well! Particularly little apple-cheeked
Joe Cosby... and Legume! Like the jovial drunken uncle that dropped you on
your head when you were a toddler.
Pisces
I think you are hot AND adorable!
But then I think pretty much all the chicks in the church are hot.
But only you have the distinction of being hot AND adorable.
^_^
just john
I thought somebody at work was saying the same about me, but she was
actually saying I was a dirigible.
--
* Radio Free Entropy: http://just-john.com/cn/rfe.shtml
nenslo
One day I was taking a walk through one of the nearby neighborhoods and
saw a house for sale with a realtor's sign out front that said on it I'M
GORGEOUS INSIDE. I thought that should be on my t-shirt. Because on
the outside I am fucking hideous. Nobody has ever told me I am adorable
and when people try to hug me I find it frightening.
Radix Lecti Artemia Salina
> "Rev. Back It On Up" <evie...@aol.com> wrote in message
> news:1192213655.0...@i13g2000prf.googlegroups.com...
>> Today a woman at my job told me that I am adorable, and she wants to
>> squeeze and hug me.
> We ALL think you're adorable and want to hug you and pinch your cheeks.
>
> But, then... we ALL are adorable as well!
Yeah, we're a veritable butt-load of fucking Precious Moments figurines
come to life.
--
i keep my ashtray full of melted butter. you never know when you're
going to run over a lobster. -- Princess Borborygmi
Rich Clark, aka Left Rev Egg Plant, ULC, CotSG
> On Fri, 12 Oct 2007 16:38:02 -0400, SODDI wrote:
>
>> "Rev. Back It On Up" <evie...@aol.com> wrote in message
>> news:1192213655.0...@i13g2000prf.googlegroups.com...
>>> Today a woman at my job told me that I am adorable, and she wants to
>>> squeeze and hug me.
>
>> We ALL think you're adorable and want to hug you and pinch your cheeks.
>>
>> But, then... we ALL are adorable as well!
>
> Yeah, we're a veritable butt-load of fucking Precious Moments figurines
> come to life.
Picture me as that little Hummel boy with his pants around his ankles
and his weenie in his hand.
Baldin Lee Pramer
> In article <1192213655.027142.321...@i13g2000prf.googlegroups.com>,
> "Rev. Back It On Up" <eviel...@aol.com> wrote:
>
> > Today a woman at my job told me that I am adorable, and she wants to
> > squeeze and hug me.
>
> > BELIEVE IT.
>
> > I may be abnormal, and creepy and dangerous, but I'm so damned
> > adorable that my co-workers want to put their arms around me.
>
> > I'm so alluring...I may be the original "Bob" Dobbs! In fact, yes,
> > I'm pretty sure I am. I'm starting to recollect things...
>
> One day I was taking a walk through one of the nearby neighborhoods and
> saw a house for sale with a realtor's sign out front that said on it I'M
> GORGEOUS INSIDE. I thought that should be on my t-shirt. Because on
> the outside I am fucking hideous. Nobody has ever told me I am adorable
> and when people try to hug me I find it frightening.
I saw you on the TV and you looked perfectly fine. I think you might
be hideous on the inside though.
BLP
HellPopeHuey
> Picture me as that little Hummel boy with his pants around his ankles
> and his weenie in his hand.
Now there's an image I could have done without. Then again, I also
know about this:
--
HellPope Huey
I can name all of the Herculoids,
but not my own state representatives.
Oh well.
"Everyone's always in favor of saving Hitler's brain,
but when you put it in the body of a Great White Shark...
...uh oh, suddenly you've gone too far!"
~ Professor Farnsworth, "Futurama"
"I'm gonna put your head on my wall
& then you can't eat no more hot dogs."
~ Hasil Adkins, "Out To Lunch"
HellPopeHuey
> I saw you on the TV and you looked perfectly fine. I think you might
> be hideous on the inside though.
SIG.
St. Rev. Alex
http://lucasthorpe.com/content/_c_2007allrightsreserved_lucasthorpe_63_large.html
Yeah, you're pretty damned adorable.
Rev. Back It On Up
>
> Yeah, you're pretty damned adorable.
Eek! Not my best moment! But not my worst, either.
nenslo
Baldin Lee Pramer <baldin...@msn.com> wrote:
> I saw you on the TV and you looked perfectly fine.
Fag.
Baldin Lee Pramer
> In article <1192250909.113499.37...@e9g2000prf.googlegroups.com>,
> Baldin Lee Pramer <baldinpra...@msn.com> wrote:
>
> > I saw you on the TV and you looked perfectly fine.
>
> Fag.
I didn't say you were fine, I said you looked fine.
BLP
Zapanaz
WE ARE STILL WAITING FOR THE BUTT-CAM
--
Zapanaz
International Satanic Conspiracy
Customer Support Specialist
http://joecosby.com/
There's nothing more chilling than the thought of an enraged subgenius
armed to the teeth with a pair of quality tweezers.
Rev. Back It On Up
> WE ARE STILL WAITING FOR THE BUTT-CAM
I don't have any butt cam! My butt's okay and it's probably the best
it's ever going to be, but I haven't felt the urge to memorialize it
yet.
Anyway, anyone who has been to xday has probably seen it live.
Baldin Lee Pramer
Oh, yeah! That was the butt that did the Senor Wences aboard the
saucers thing, right?
BLP
Zapanaz
you really ARE kind of adorable though. The lady was right. And that
is the perfect face to steer a saucer and blast people with death
rays.
--
Zapanaz
International Satanic Conspiracy
Customer Support Specialist
http://joecosby.com/
My friend Sam has one leg. I went to his house. I couldn't go up the stairs.
-- Steven Wright
Rev. Back It On Up
> you really ARE kind of adorable though. The lady was right. And that
> is the perfect face to steer a saucer and blast people with death
> rays.
Why thank you! Did you know that I am a terribly dangerous woman?
It's true!
That is why my co-worker is going to keep wanting to hug me. Perhaps
she wants to get at my dangerous loins. But I can't allow it.
Doktor Dark
You oughta LOIN her a lesson, har har!
Rich Clark, aka Left Rev Egg Plant, ULC, CotSG
> Rich Clark, aka Left Rev Egg Plant, ULC, CotSG wrote:
>
>> Picture me as that little Hummel boy with his pants around his ankles
>> and his weenie in his hand.
>
> Now there's an image I could have done without. Then again, I also know
> about this:
>
> http://www.badtastebears.com/
I do wonder; in what context did that site come up?
HellPopeHuey
You mentioned yer weenie and I immediately thought of plastic novelty
bears doing no-nos. Its not that big a leap in this crowd.
--
HellPope Huey
This Halloween, I'm going as a drunken slut.
It worked great last year
and the costume looks exactly like my street clothes.
"We must find another brain."
~ "Frankenstein"
If Dracula can't see his reflection in the mirror,
how come his hair is always so neatly combed?
~ Steven Wright
Rich Clark, aka Left Rev Egg Plant, ULC, CotSG
> Rich Clark, aka Left Rev Egg Plant, ULC, CotSG wrote:
>> HellPopeHuey wrote:
>>>> Rich Clark, aka Left Rev Egg Plant, ULC, CotSG wrote:
>>>>
>>>> Picture me as that little Hummel boy with his pants around his ankles
>>>> and his weenie in his hand.
>>>
>>> Now there's an image I could have done without. Then again, I also know
>>> about this:
>>>
>>> http://www.badtastebears.com/
>>>
>> I do wonder; in what context did that site come up?
>
> You mentioned yer weenie and I immediately thought of plastic novelty
> bears doing no-nos. Its not that big a leap in this crowd.
No, no, no... how did you initially discover such wonders? That context.
Amos Happ
I think you are adorable riding around with that stick thing. I was
recently in Portland (Praise Dobbs, officiating a buddy's wedding!)
and asked the local yetinsyni whether they were aware of the sign
campaign. Although most were not, they all agreed that this was not
only a commendable, but also a charming and an endearing pastime. I
brought up a picture off the intarweb, and I shit thee not, reasonably
nubile ladies looked as though they might like to pinch your cheeks,
or maybe just your taut yet supple, well-defined, toned, masculine
bike-riding buttocks.
Yes, I am writing this to torture you, and yes, it's also totally
true!!!
Congratulations, gorgeous.
: )
HellPopeHuey
It was a natural extension of my eventually successful search for a
flogger wth a real ivory handle. Its beautifully aged, like a
well-cared-for meerschaum pipe, the handle having reached the
fully-cured point, something you will never see in this group.
Besides, aren't YOU sent massive wads of digital detritus, 6% of which
is winsome and fetching? "Get an elephant prong now, ask me how!"
"Hillary bangs aliens!" "Mortgage rates manipulated by magic, send $30
for our book NOW!" The terrorists hate America's bandwidth.
Rich Clark, aka Left Rev Egg Plant, ULC, CotSG
> It was a natural extension of my eventually successful search for a
> flogger wth a real ivory handle. Its beautifully aged, like a
> well-cared-for meerschaum pipe, the handle having reached the
> fully-cured point, something you will never see in this group.
Post pics, please. Would love to see.
I'm soon gonna be looking for a nice replacement for what I have now, a
very dirty, long-stemmed glass spoon-pipe with a broken-and-too-large
hole in the floor of the bowl. I loved that pipe when I first got it,
but I can't find anyplace that sells glass screens locally and brass
screens just ruin these types of pipes.
> Besides, aren't YOU sent massive wads of digital detritus, 6% of which
> is winsome and fetching? "Get an elephant prong now, ask me how!"
> "Hillary bangs aliens!" "Mortgage rates manipulated by magic, send $30
> for our book NOW!" The terrorists hate America's bandwidth.
Oh, I conquered that problem a long fucking time ago by teaching myself
as much about Linux and mail servers as I could learn. Now, I just play
with the spammers by alternatively allowing and denying their
connections. One week last month, some asshole spammer decided to
joe-job my domain after I shut out all of his botnet traffic. I had fun
adjusting the firewall to quench that batch, then opened everything back
up and started tracking the websites and getting them shut down. Go
ahead, play with me, spammy.