Beefcake Calendar Update
Reverend Sinphaltimus Exmortus
Come on folks, ya'll were in then, ya gotta come thru for the
uberfemmes.....
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PRABOB
Sistah SpeciaL K
>Well, so far we have a two month calendar. Featuring me and two beans....
>Come on folks, ya'll were in then, ya gotta come thru for the
>uberfemmes.....
Will you take requests?
I want APLY in as Mr. April.
He's the only SubG I've actually dreamt about. Granted, it was just his name.
But it stuck me as meaningful.
Or kill me.
I'll buy one anyway, though
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In article <sxFG7.87280$n5.11...@typhoon.nyc.rr.com>, Reverend
Sinphaltimus Exmortus <RevSEx...@nyc.rr.com> wrote:
> Well, so far we have a two month calendar. Featuring me and two beans....
> Come on folks, ya'll were in then, ya gotta come thru for the
> uberfemmes.....
>
I JUST FINISHED MINE! I sent a small jpg of it to Sister Dec. The
master is a 13 meg TIFF file (250 dpi resolution, 8x10). Should I send
it to you on a CD? Email me and tell me where.
I know that there is a HILARIOUSLY SEXY (if you're a 'mo) one of Papa
Joe Mama, because I have seen it.
Mine shows me merged with a fantasy landscape in which I challenge a
giant monster who is also me, but that photo is heavily tweaked.
I had planned to use one of the great FULL METAL DOBBSHEADS as a sort
of "shield" in my photo, to cover my dicks and thus keep the picture
clean and decent, but even the 12" ones were too small.
So I had to use the GIANT 4 FOOT HIGH FULL METAL DOBBSHEAD MADE BY REV.
WHYASKWHYASKWHY.
Here that, Blackout?
Can I post my beefcake pic to a.b.s., or will that cut down on sales?
No girls look at a.b.s. anyway.
We also finished Princess Wei's cheesecake for the 2002 Connietite
calendar -- it's a collage of shots from Burning Man. Didn't need to
add any fantasy landscape to those, it was built in to the photos.
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Anti Pope Lupus of SI
> >
> >Well, so far we have a two month calendar. Featuring me and two beans....
> >Come on folks, ya'll were in then, ya gotta come thru for the
> >uberfemmes.....
>
> Will you take requests?
> I want APLY in as Mr. April.
> He's the only SubG I've actually dreamt about. Granted, it was just his name.
> But it stuck me as meaningful.
>
> Or kill me.
>
> I'll buy one anyway, though
Oh wow! I'm giddy with excitement!
I'm in if you describe the dream.
-APLY
Sistah SpeciaL K
My nocturnal confession:
>>
>> Will you take requests?
>> I want APLY in as Mr. April.
>> He's the only SubG I've actually dreamt about. Granted, it was just his
>name.
>> But it stuck me as meaningful.
>>
>> Or kill me.
>>
>> I'll buy one anyway, though
>
>Oh wow! I'm giddy with excitement!
>I'm in if you describe the dream.
>
>-APLY
>
As I said, I only know you in text form. It was one of my timburtonesque
cityscape dreams and I remember "lyonderboy" from several window signs and free
floating grafitti(glowing words that just hang in the air). In fact, your name
was really all I can remember from the dream. I wish I could tell you more.
And speaking of dreams, I dreamt for three weeks last night. I'm exhausted.
Anti Pope Lupus of SI
> >Anti Pope Lupus of SI wrote in giddy response to:
>
> My nocturnal confession:
>
> >>
> >> Will you take requests?
> >> I want APLY in as Mr. April.
> >> He's the only SubG I've actually dreamt about. Granted, it was just his
> name.
> >> But it stuck me as meaningful.
> >>
> >> Or kill me.
> >>
> >> I'll buy one anyway, though
> >
> >Oh wow! I'm giddy with excitement!
> >I'm in if you describe the dream.
> >
> >-APLY
> >
>
> As I said, I only know you in text form. It was one of my timburtonesque
> cityscape dreams and I remember "lyonderboy" from several window signs and free
> floating grafitti(glowing words that just hang in the air). In fact, your name
> was really all I can remember from the dream. I wish I could tell you more.
>
> And speaking of dreams, I dreamt for three weeks last night. I'm exhausted.
I'm a big fan of Burton's work. Bigger fan of Elfman.
Okay, you foiled my last chance to back out.
As promised, I will be Mr. April.
Jutting angular skinny bones and all.
Hope you'll be there for the XDay5 Beefcake signing.
:) -APLY
Anti Pope Lupus of SI
> >Anti Pope Lupus of SI wrote in giddy response to:
> And speaking of dreams, I dreamt for three weeks last night. I'm exhausted.
Oops! I've just been informed that the Beefcake calendar is full.
This message was for those that had not yet submitted but said they would.
:(
Guess we'll just have to see whether or not someone backs out.
-APLY
Sistah SpeciaL K
>Okay, you foiled my last chance to back out.
>As promised, I will be Mr. April.
*GASP*
look! Look what I have!
It's GLEE!
>Jutting angular skinny bones and all.
>Hope you'll be there for the XDay5 Beefcake signing.
>
I intend to do my best, I'll need someone to pick me up from an airport and to
carpool with, however.
I'm way over here in the meadows.
Sistah SpeciaL K
>Oops! I've just been informed that the Beefcake calendar is full.
>This message was for those that had not yet submitted but said they would.
>
>:(
>
>Guess we'll just have to see whether or not someone backs out.
>
>-APLY
::sniff::
I mentioned Glee?
Now......not so much.