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COLONEL'S QUESTIONS & ANSWERS

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THE COLONEL

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May 22, 2013, 2:03:55 PM5/22/13
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Why, g'day, recruits. How's it hangin'? I was asked by a beautiful yung
gurl some thangs regards collection agencies. But let me not beat around
the hairy gash and cum straight to the point. She has been getting calls
from a collection company, threatening to garnish her wages, etc. "Can they
do this?" she asks. She has some unpaid debt owed on a credit card.

No, they cunt. And allow me now to hallucinate. First off, the only entity
capable of garnishing your wages is the government of these United States.
Credit card debt, like most other kinds of debt, is simply an unsecured
loan. Unsecured loans are just that: unsecured. There ain't nuttin they
can do if ya don't pay, except fuck up yer credit rating for awhilst. But
in the final assay, collection agents are akin to the Big Bad Wolf, who
huffs and puffs and can't blow yer house down. And now I shall thank you
for your time spent with Your Colonel. I thank you; Pleasance thanks you.
Until next time, then........as always.........

I remain,
Colonel Edmund J. Burke
U.S. Army, ret.

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Pull over and check the air in yer head. LOL

STEADY EDDY

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May 24, 2013, 2:53:47 AM5/24/13
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Why do they call him three-way Kontac?

KONTAC

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May 24, 2013, 8:20:32 PM5/24/13
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They call The Colonel three way because when you Eddy walk arm in arm
with the Colonel and his seasoned up bitch they do a wee sign with
their fingers that means you share the 4 legged bitch and each others
arseholes. A family hell can you marry a bitch. Ask Eddy

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Kontac |=] | |>--- A taste of life. Just a lill pinprick, nod if you can hear me, is there anybody home

KONTAC

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May 24, 2013, 8:55:53 PM5/24/13
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It is also cause the short lill troll always cross posts to at least
3 groups. He was too short for the Army so he tried Scouts but was
turned down cause he's queer The Colonel that is. You Eddy have a Pet
Cemetary out back of all the pets your've raped

Ken

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May 24, 2013, 9:26:41 PM5/24/13
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On May 24, 5:55 pm, KONTAC <kontac100(nospam)@gmail.com> wrote:
> It is also cause the short lill troll always cross posts to at least
> 3 groups. He was too short for the Army so he tried Scouts but was
> turned down cause he's queer The Colonel that is. You Eddy have a Pet
> Cemetary out back of all the pets your've raped


http://sp2.fotolog.com/photo/50/51/73/gooo_away/1256599099919_f.jpg

THE COLONEL

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May 25, 2013, 9:58:50 AM5/25/13
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"KONTAC" <kontac100(nospam)@gmail.com> wrote in message
news:almarsoft.6996...@news.eternal-september.org...
> It is also cause the short lill troll always cross posts to at least 3
> groups. He was too short for the Army so he tried Scouts but was turned
> down cause he's queer The Colonel that is. You Eddy have a Pet Cemetary
> out back of all the pets your've raped
>
> --
> Kontac |=] | |>--- A taste of illiteracy and confused imagery.

LOL

Stagger Lee

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May 25, 2013, 10:44:11 AM5/25/13
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== you tellum' Kontacker. good show! standard Lee >

Stagger Lee

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May 25, 2013, 10:46:25 AM5/25/13
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Here's a question, that we wood all like to no....''how often were you
dropped by your stupid parents, as a little whipper snapper baby
poopoo'' ? (I'm serious)

annf...@yahoo.com

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May 25, 2013, 11:48:09 AM5/25/13
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4TXoGjYO7TY

Nosfentor X

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May 25, 2013, 7:32:09 PM5/25/13
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about 00.103 Pahsento of the time.

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Bless this home.

KONTAC

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May 26, 2013, 2:21:07 AM5/26/13
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Me dropped, maybe thrown at the wall or something like that lol...

When your 18 months old you just have to, "Harden Up"... Lol

Stagger Lee

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May 26, 2013, 6:48:49 PM5/26/13
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you remain an idiott, ''but ''you're fun to poke around here.
Sleefuss~~

Nosfentor X

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May 26, 2013, 6:50:48 PM5/26/13
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Why aren't I fun to poke around too?


Poke me around a little. Just like you do with him.
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Prey on theirs.

%

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May 26, 2013, 7:35:46 PM5/26/13
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i tried to nosefender but you don't react

databasics

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May 27, 2013, 11:55:09 AM5/27/13
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Nosfentor X laid this down on his screen :
Stagger will throw a man
size Texas trailer park ass fucking on ya!


Stagger Lee

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May 28, 2013, 4:33:52 PM5/28/13
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damn straight, databucket, uhhhhh-huh = ~~~~~staggerfusswad =.

KONTAC

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May 28, 2013, 9:27:26 PM5/28/13
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Is that silly old twat The Colonel still poking around in arseholes
and rubbish bins. The old lush is just a defunct troll...


On Mon, 27 May 2013 11:55:09 -0400, databasics <d...@none.invalid>
wrote:

Stagger Lee

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May 29, 2013, 10:21:00 AM5/29/13
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difficult to 'nod' with one's keyboard, I
suspect. /////////////////////staggerleefuss
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