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Why I love being a Satanist!

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Jackio Pulpiteerio

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May 10, 2008, 1:14:02 PM5/10/08
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First of all I can freely hate and not feel bad about it. Most other
beliefs make a person feel like they have to hate certain things
according to dogma, but being a freelance shaitan means I can pretty
much hate what I just don't like.

Secondly the sex- swingers of all persuasions, how cool is that.
Polymorphous Perversity be Praised, and swinging sex theatre is now in
Salisbury Maryland courtesy of the Theater house... I must say I hate
people that contaminate my mental space with their prudery (not
necessarily natural decency which is a totally different concept).

Thirdly the powers- What would a Shaitan be without powers, what would
be the point... a mere jann? Fuck that.

Fourthly- Well I'm not telling because it's a secret.

Maharan...@gmail.com

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May 10, 2008, 1:23:14 PM5/10/08
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I love being Christian because my religion says it's OK to call you
an idiot.

Rev. Diva Schematic

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May 10, 2008, 1:31:43 PM5/10/08
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Show us in the book, the one you refer to so closely, where it says you
can call people idiots. Chapter and verse please.

CalledH...@gmail.com

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May 10, 2008, 1:39:24 PM5/10/08
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On May 10, 1:31 pm, "Rev. Diva Schematic"
<flamingkitt...@blueyonder.co.uk> wrote:

I didn't say it was in the book. I said my religion says it's ok to
refer to a dumb white idiot from indiana as the idiot that he is.

Rev. Diva Schematic

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May 10, 2008, 1:40:53 PM5/10/08
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Where does it say it?

Rev. 11D Meow!

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May 10, 2008, 1:42:42 PM5/10/08
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"Rev. Diva Schematic" <flaming...@blueyonder.co.uk> wrote in message
news:3_kVj.5183$KQ4....@newsfe10.ams2...

That isn't the Real mikie there.

Pisces

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May 10, 2008, 1:44:18 PM5/10/08
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Which would be fine, if he was from Indiana, and if your religion was
subgenius.
The subgenius religion says you can say or do what ever you want, but
other subgenii have the right to call you an idiot for it.

Jackio Pulpiteerio

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May 10, 2008, 4:31:22 PM5/10/08
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> other subgenii have the right to call you an idiot for it.- Hide quoted text -
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Can't argue with that point, but I can make a spaz motion that
startles the ego-fix enough to win da argument. Ala Ali G- if ya get
my drift. (not directed at you Pisces, it's just a matter-of-fact I
had to point out).

Rev Egg Plant

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May 10, 2008, 6:27:32 PM5/10/08
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CITE PLEASE

Rev. Richard Skull

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May 10, 2008, 7:21:19 PM5/10/08
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You also love being a Alter Boy, orally pleasing Duck in Central Park,
slow moving trains, and rain.

Rev. Richard Skull

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May 10, 2008, 7:22:22 PM5/10/08
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> refer to a dumb white idiot from indiana as the idiot that he is.- Hide quoted text -

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WHich means you naver read the book! Or you can;t read!

I will try typing my insults a little slower. I know you don't read
very fast

SODDI the Reformed

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May 11, 2008, 12:59:16 AM5/11/08
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Because it feels so nice against my skin and slippery slidy when I wrap
myself in it.


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