ANNOUNCEMENT! X-day 2009! Six weeks to go!
Legume
that?
It's the rancid stench of another rapidly-approaching XDay!
And this time around, we're gonna do shit up right! It's time to
break out the TRIPLE EXCLAMATION POINTS!!!
Our end of the world drill this year has a special event to prepare
you for the End Times.
SubGenius Gang War!
No Ivangelicals vs Holocaustals, this year, nossir. This year you are
encouraged to FORM YOUR OWN GANG of SubGenius marauders, to rumble
with roving gangs of other SubGs!
Get your G on! Seize turf and defend it!!! Attack interlopers!
Maintain street cred!!! Fly your colors....and take them from your
victims to let your enemies know who are the Kingpins of the
Apocalypse!
Your weapons? Nerf guns, supersoakers, anything you can find in the
toy dept at Wal-Mart. NOTE: I said TOY DEPARTMENT, not 'SPORTING
GOODS'. This is only a drill, we dont need to use crossbows and
hunting rifles... you might accidentally maim or kill the WRONG
SubGenius. The winners of the SubG Gang War get to claim Utter Yeti
Superiority for the whole of next year! Think 'Capture the Flag',
John Woo Playground-style!
Other events: Live Yeti Checkers! Stupid SubGenius tricks! Plus the
opportunity to splash around with real naked people of the opposite
sexes! One may even touch your genitals!
The annual Bobtism! This year featuring BOBBIE WATERBOARDING!
Chris Lee's annual Festival of Alcoholism!
The costume ball! This year's theme: NO THEME! Dress in whatever
costume you please, get your drink on and dance yer ass off to the
rockin' noise of the Amino Acids!
The Dr.Legume Weird Ritual Dance Party, last year's most kickass
event, will be held once again, featuring (barring unforeseen tragedy)
Bishop DJ Twobeans kicking out the jams. Last year's Weird Ritual was
the Blood Communion of The SubGenius Zombie Army, what will this
year's be? I have no fucking clue, but I have six more weeks to
steal....er....create one. Will YOUR butt be crammed full of
glowsticks this time???
Dr.Dark's Drive-in movie extravaganza!
Radio Free SubGenius!
The Shadow Rape Photo Contest! Bring your camera and take pictures of
you or a friend raping the shadow of an unsuspecting SubGenius! Best
photo will earn you the title of Shadow RapeMaster General!
Uberrapinfuhrer!
The Xday Furry Homo Cuddlefest! This event has NEVER taken place at
Xday before! And it never will!
Plus a vertiable plethora of ass-kicking bands, dorks, and all-star
ranters, as well as my personal pledge to shake shit up...this is NOT
the Xday to miss, I predict this will be the best Xday evar! Miss
this one and you will regret it FOR THE REST OF YOUR SHORT-ASS LIFE!!!
SubG guys! I, Dr.Legume, King of All Sin, will be hosting a SubGenius
Field Trip. Bring 200 bucks ''entry fee" and you will get to accompany
me to a genuine den of iniquity, where you will have sex with a live
beautiful girl. No joke.
XDay virgins! If this is your first Xday, be sure to check Modemac's
Tip's for Xday at http://www.subgenius.com/bigfist/fun/devivals/12XDay/BrushwoodTips.html
There'll be many updates coming as we get nearer to the date, so kids,
dust off those ancient condoms, arm yourself with your Nerf Bazooka,
pick out a costume for the party, and let's get ready to rumble "Bob"-
style!
Rev. Anna Dynamite
In other news, I'm forming a gang called the Ramercy Griffs. This is
the gang that MAY OR MAY NOT attend X-Day/Brushwood. We are sneaky
that way.
So far, there is only one member of this gang, which is me.
Rev Dr Feit C Taj
shown here on 11 May 2009:
I heard it was canceled.
In other words, everything to go as "scheduled".
--
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I'm here. You can't see me. But I'm here.
-A booger
In the egg salad
Ruby Tuesday Salad Bar
Rev Egg Plant
> There'll be many updates coming as we get nearer to the date, so kids,
> dust off those ancient condoms, arm yourself with your Nerf Bazooka,
> pick out a costume for the party, and let's get ready to rumble "Bob"-
> style!
Well, here's one for you all that I've not mentioned yet. I just dropped
$60 on a big rectangular pool cover, at least 14' x 33' size, to be used
as an adult-sized slip and slide. I'll bring a few bottles of dish soap
along, but folks, bring some extra dish soap bottles along if you want
to play.
And pray for warm weather this time 'round or sacrifice some small
animals or a human or 2 or whatever the hell it is you do to get the
weather where it's not all cold and wet for the better part of the week.
I expect to get maximum performance outta the thing before the week
we'll be there is out.
Kenny
> Well, here's one for you all that I've not mentioned yet. I just dropped
> $60 on a big rectangular pool cover, at least 14' x 33' size, to be used
> as an adult-sized slip and slide. I'll bring a few bottles of dish soap
> along, but folks, bring some extra dish soap bottles along if you want
> to play.
Fuckin' excellent.
>
> And pray for warm weather this time 'round or sacrifice some small
> animals or a human or 2 or whatever the hell it is you do to get the
> weather where it's not all cold and wet for the better part of the week.
> I expect to get maximum performance outta the thing before the week
> we'll be there is out.
Xday will have perfect weather. Because I fucking WILL IT SO.
Wraith
> Your weapons? Nerf guns, supersoakers, anything you can find in the
> toy dept at Wal-Mart. NOTE: I said TOY DEPARTMENT, not 'SPORTING
> GOODS'. This is only a drill, we dont need to use crossbows and
> hunting rifles... you might accidentally maim or kill the WRONG
> SubGenius. The winners of the SubG Gang War get to claim Utter Yeti
> Superiority for the whole of next year! Think 'Capture the Flag',
> John Woo Playground-style!
Really? Wow. This could be fantastically awesome.
"Crazy" Rev. Jim Jones
Two Beans
>
> The Dr.Legume Weird Ritual Dance Party, last year's most kickass
> event, will be held once again, featuring (barring unforeseen tragedy)
> Bishop DJ Twobeans kicking out the jams.
Dis badmon selecta 'ill be there wit dat champion sound. Mi slay dem
chicken'eded bloodclot chichimon dat come ta challenge mi Dubstep
stylee.
BOE!