I predict this will be the next "big thing"
Zapanaz
Eilert Pilarm, the world's worst Elvis impersonator:
http://www.pergunnareriksson.se/eilert.html
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Eilert_Pilarm
' His fame (such as it is) stems from his striking lack of resemblance
to Elvis Presley, both vocally and physically his shaky command of the
English language in which he sings; and his absence of enough musical
talent to recognize that he is usually out of tune and inaccurate with
the timing of his singing. '
I predict that before Christmas of this year, Eilertmania will sweep
the world. Invest in a stockpile of Eilert albums NOW, you stand to
get rich!
Also, many existing Elvis impersonators, forced off the Elvis
impersonator roadmap by Eilert's stellar success, will become Merv
Griffin impersonators, whose act will consists of sitting on a couch
on stage talking warmly and meaninglessly to (imaginary) celebrity
guests. Soon Merv Impersonator acts will be the "thing to do" for hip
couples on saturday night.
Mark my words. I have seen these things, through my command of the
Subgenius hidden arts.
--
Zapanaz
International Satanic Conspiracy
Customer Support Specialist
http://joecosby.com/
Are you a cop? Freddie Mercury called; he wants his mustache back
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Zapanaz
>
>
>Eilert Pilarm, the world's worst Elvis impersonator:
>
>http://www.pergunnareriksson.se/eilert.html
>
>http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Eilert_Pilarm
>
>' His fame (such as it is) stems from his striking lack of resemblance
>to Elvis Presley, both vocally and physically his shaky command of the
>English language in which he sings; and his absence of enough musical
>talent to recognize that he is usually out of tune and inaccurate with
>the timing of his singing. '
>
>I predict that before Christmas of this year, Eilertmania will sweep
>the world. Invest in a stockpile of Eilert albums NOW, you stand to
>get rich!
>
>Also, many existing Elvis impersonators, forced off the Elvis
>impersonator roadmap by Eilert's stellar success, will become Merv
>Griffin impersonators, whose act will consists of sitting on a couch
>on stage talking warmly and meaninglessly to (imaginary) celebrity
>guests. Soon Merv Impersonator acts will be the "thing to do" for hip
>couples on saturday night.
>
>Mark my words. I have seen these things, through my command of the
>Subgenius hidden arts.
shortly after, there will be a big Shaggs comeback
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Shaggs
http://joecosby.com/sound/rd/ShaggsWhoAreParents.mp3
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Zapanaz
International Satanic Conspiracy
Customer Support Specialist
http://joecosby.com/
History consists of truths which in the end turn into lies, while myth consists of lies which finally turn into truths.
- Jean Cocteau
Don Stockbauer
> History consists of truths which in the end turn into lies, while myth consists of lies which finally turn into truths.
>
> - Jean Cocteau
>
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> ~K
I'm waiting for a Weavers comeback, myself.
Rev. 11D Meow!
"Don Stockbauer" <donsto...@hotmail.com> wrote in message
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Way Too Many Words!
Rev. Richard Skull
>
> - Show quoted text -
I'm waiting for the Harmonicats Comeback tour!
I'm also waiting for someone to comb my back
Zapanaz
>
>
>Eilert Pilarm, the world's worst Elvis impersonator:
>
>http://www.pergunnareriksson.se/eilert.html
>
>http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Eilert_Pilarm
>
>' His fame (such as it is) stems from his striking lack of resemblance
>to Elvis Presley, both vocally and physically his shaky command of the
>English language in which he sings; and his absence of enough musical
>talent to recognize that he is usually out of tune and inaccurate with
>the timing of his singing. '
>
>I predict that before Christmas of this year, Eilertmania will sweep
>the world. Invest in a stockpile of Eilert albums NOW, you stand to
>get rich!
>
>Also, many existing Elvis impersonators, forced off the Elvis
>impersonator roadmap by Eilert's stellar success, will become Merv
>Griffin impersonators, whose act will consists of sitting on a couch
>on stage talking warmly and meaninglessly to (imaginary) celebrity
>guests. Soon Merv Impersonator acts will be the "thing to do" for hip
>couples on saturday night.
>
>Mark my words. I have seen these things, through my command of the
>Subgenius hidden arts.
Pra' April Winchell again!
http://www.aprilwinchell.com/audio/
search on "Eilert"
--
Zapanaz
International Satanic Conspiracy
Customer Support Specialist
http://joecosby.com/
> How to Good-Bye Depression : If You Constrict Anus 100 Times Everyday.
> Malarkey? or Effective Way?
> by Hiroyuki Nishigaki. I think constricting anus 100 times and denting
> navel 100 times in succession everyday is effective to good-bye
> depression and take back youth.
Capt. Zeston Norelco
Criswell impersonators will roam Usenet in throes.
The First Will Be Named: Zapanaz.
The Second Will Be Named:
Capt. Zeston Norelco
On Aug 29, 11:07 pm, Zapanaz <http://joecosby.com/code/mail.pl> wrote:
> Eilert Pilarm, the world's worst Elvis impersonator:
>
> http://www.pergunnareriksson.se/eilert.html
>
> http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Eilert_Pilarm
>
> ' His fame (such as it is) stems from his striking lack of resemblance
> to Elvis Presley, both vocally and physically his shaky command of the
> English language in which he sings; and his absence of enough musical
> talent to recognize that he is usually out of tune and inaccurate with
> the timing of his singing. '
>
> I predict that before Christmas of this year, Eilertmania will sweep
> the world. Invest in a stockpile of Eilert albums NOW, you stand to
> get rich!
>
> Also, many existing Elvis impersonators, forced off the Elvis
> impersonator roadmap by Eilert's stellar success, will become Merv
> Griffin impersonators, whose act will consists of sitting on a couch
> on stage talking warmly and meaninglessly to (imaginary) celebrity
> guests. Soon Merv Impersonator acts will be the "thing to do" for hip
> couples on saturday night.
>
> Mark my words. I have seen these things, through my command of the
> Subgenius hidden arts.
>
> --
> Zapanaz
> International Satanic Conspiracy
> Customer Support Specialisthttp://joecosby.com/
SODDI
"Capt. Zeston Norelco" <captzest...@gmail.com> wrote in message
news:1188603466.6...@y42g2000hsy.googlegroups.com...
>I Predict,
>
> Criswell impersonators will roam Usenet in throes.
>
> The First Will Be Named: Zapanaz.
>
> The Second Will Be Named:
>
> Capt. Zeston Norelco
I predict that woman are having the sex with dogs AT THIS VERY MOMENT.