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Hey Stang...I was pulled over for a "BOB" sticker this morning...

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Rev. Sir Elton John Candy

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Jun 25, 2009, 8:01:03 AM6/25/09
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Dig it ya'll. My wife and I were on our way to our conspiracy job
this morning and while driving through Macedonia, Ohio....a police
officer turned his lights on and pulled us over. I was driving and
was wondering why in the fuck this asshole was pulling me over, as I
wasn't speeding. So I roll down the window and the late 40's police
officer walks up to the drivers side window and yells, "PRAISE BOB!!!"

He then tells us that he got excited when he saw all of the "DOBBS
HEAD" stickers on our car because he was a member of the Church Of The
Subgenius. He said that he went to Kent State and him and his friends
used to place "DOBBS HEAD" stickers all over the stop signs, street
signs, etc. He said his favorite sticker was a "DOBBS HEAD" that
simply said "WHAT" on it. On top of all this, he shook my hand
because he hasn't seen a fellow Subgenius in a long time and even
directed cars to go around us!!!

Once we said our goodbyes, we drove up to the intersection where he
was turning left and we were turning right and he rolled down his
window and yelled out one more, "PRAISE BOB!!!".

Completely true story...and pretty fucking amazing if you ask me. BOB
works in mysterious ways....
I told Officer Part Of The Conspiracy But-Not-Really to be ready for
X-Day on July 5th.

XOXO--
Rev. Sir Elton John Candy
"I eat to fart and I fart to eat", John F. Kennedy, October-1963

The Right Rev. El Bonobo Bandito

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Jun 25, 2009, 8:34:27 AM6/25/09
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On Jun 25, 5:01 am, "Rev. Sir Elton John Candy"

Keen.

Modemac

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Jun 25, 2009, 9:04:16 AM6/25/09
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And that goes right to the top of today's Bulldada Newsblog:

http://www.modemac.com/newsblog

Rev. Sir Elton John Candy

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Jun 25, 2009, 9:11:25 AM6/25/09
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On Jun 25, 9:04 am, Modemac <mode...@gmail.com> wrote:
> And that goes right to the top of today's Bulldada Newsblog:
>
> http://www.modemac.com/newsblog

Such an honor, Modemac. This is the complete truth. This happened on
Freeway Dr. in Macedonia, Ohio. Patrol car 427.. Macedonia Police
Department. I understand that sharing this opened up the door to much
flaming towards me.... but I absolutely HAD to share such a weird way
that my morning started.

Rev. Ivan Stang

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Jun 25, 2009, 10:50:13 AM6/25/09
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On Jun 25, 8:01 am, "Rev. Sir Elton John Candy"

My former business manager Jesus had a similar experience with the
main officer who patrols the Brushwood/Sherman/Chattaqua area. At
first the Lord thought He was in some kind of big trouble, but then it
turned out all that Trooper Ed wanted was a "Bob" T-shirt.

Teeters LeVerge

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Jun 25, 2009, 10:54:27 AM6/25/09
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On Jun 25, 8:01 am, "Rev. Sir Elton John Candy"

<sireltonjohnca...@gmail.com> wrote:
> Dig it ya'll.  My wife and I were on our way to our conspiracy job
> this morning and while driving through Macedonia, Ohio....a police
> officer turned his lights on and pulled us over.  I was driving and
> was wondering why in the fuck this asshole was pulling me over, as I
> wasn't speeding.  So I roll down the window and the late 40's police
> officer walks up to the drivers side window and yells, "PRAISE BOB!!!"

> Completely true story...and pretty fucking amazing if you ask me.  BOB
> works in mysterious ways....


That completely made my shitty start to the day much much much easier
to deal with.
Thanks for sharing that....it gives me hope.

Zapanaz

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Jun 25, 2009, 11:18:03 AM6/25/09
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You know what would be cool would be if, for the rest of the day, he
pulled cars over, officiously walked over, pulled a Dobbshead bumper
sticker out of his offical-looking clipboard, fixed it to the car's
bumper, then nodded and drove away.

I suppose that would get him in trouble, but on the other hand it's
only a couple weeks before the world ends anyway.

--
Zapanaz
International Satanic Conspiracy
Customer Support Specialist
http://joecosby.com/
"As long as they watch TV it doesn't have to
watch them."
-- Onan or somebody

:: Currently listening to If I Can Dream, 1968, by Elvis Presley, from "The Essential Elvis Presley"

Rev. Sir Elton John Candy

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Jun 26, 2009, 10:55:33 AM6/26/09
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On Jun 25, 11:18 am, Zapanaz <http://joecosby.com/code/mail.pl?
> Customer Support Specialisthttp://joecosby.com/

> "As long as they watch TV it doesn't have to
> watch them."
>  -- Onan or somebody
>
> :: Currently listening to If I Can Dream, 1968, by Elvis Presley, from "The Essential Elvis Presley"- Hide quoted text -
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Well did Trooper Ed get his "Bob" t-shirt??
On another funny note (other than Michael Jackson's death), we had a
Territory Manager in our office today and he saw my "Bob" head on the
wall of my office and said, "I assume your Jeep is the one with the
"Bob" head stickers on it?? That really takes me back to UC in the
80's... you and your wife are pretty progressive"

WTF ?? Progressive? LOL

Rev. Ivan Stang

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Jun 26, 2009, 11:07:17 AM6/26/09
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On Jun 26, 10:55 am, "Rev. Sir Elton John Candy"

"Progressive" was 1980s lingo for "degenerate."

Rev Egg Plant

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Jun 26, 2009, 4:59:31 PM6/26/09
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All these signs and portents. This *MUST* be the year. 1998 is FINALLY HERE.

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