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OMFG! Vatican-Approved Hottie Priest Calendar Is Out!

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Nick Nuclear

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Jan 11, 2009, 7:07:14 PM1/11/09
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Hey sinner! Imagine a Roman catholic church-approved beefcake Italian
priest calendar to hang over your bed? Say "Forgive me, father, for I have
sinned!" for every month of the year after you have whacked your pud to the
hottie beefcake Roman catholic priest hunks:

Tiny URL:

http://tinyurl.com/9b89sf

Regular URL:

http://dannydaily.typepad.com/danny_daily/2009/01/priestly-hotties-from-the-vatican.html

The official Vatican-approved hottie priest calendar site to order your very
own coveted, saintly copy:

http://www.calendarioromano.org/

Add to cart, proceed to checkout!

Oh God, oh God, OH GOD! Uh-uh-uh-uh! Insemenate me!


Rev. Richard Skull

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Jan 11, 2009, 7:14:14 PM1/11/09
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On Jan 11, 7:07 pm, "Nick Nuclear" <1245...@transwestairlines.net>
wrote:

> Hey sinner!  Imagine a Roman catholic church-approved beefcake Italian
> priest calendar to hang over your bed? Say "Forgive me, father, for I have
> sinned!" for every month of the year after you have whacked your pud to the
> hottie beefcake Roman catholic priest hunks:
>
> Tiny URL:
>
> http://tinyurl.com/9b89sf
>
> Regular URL:
>
> http://dannydaily.typepad.com/danny_daily/2009/01/priestly-hotties-fr...

>
> The official Vatican-approved hottie priest calendar site to order your very
> own coveted, saintly copy:
>
> http://www.calendarioromano.org/
>
> Add to cart, proceed to checkout!
>
> Oh God, oh God, OH GOD!  Uh-uh-uh-uh!  Insemenate me!

Only given out to alter boys though.

Dave Bell

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Jan 11, 2009, 9:22:08 PM1/11/09
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Or altered boys?

Steve Thompson

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Jan 13, 2009, 4:06:40 PM1/13/09
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Very altered boys only, preferrably celibate so as to not offend
delicate Catholic sensibilities. Must be 19 or over.

Coincidentally, I was earlier listening to "Perfect Skin" by Lloyd
Cole, and while he does not sing about celibate semenary pin-up
models, there is some universal truth in the song if you factor out
gender while you're listening.

At any rate, get your copies quick before the hordes of teenage
nunnery applicants descend and scoop them all.


Regards,

Steve

--
ACK ACK. ACK, ACK ACK ACK; ACK. ACK. ACK. ACK ACK ACK. ACK.

Dana Carpender

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Jan 13, 2009, 4:18:37 PM1/13/09
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Steve Thompson wrote:
> On Sun, Jan 11, 2009 at 06:22:08PM -0800, Dave Bell wrote:
>> Rev. Richard Skull wrote:
>>> On Jan 11, 7:07 pm, "Nick Nuclear" <1245...@transwestairlines.net>
>>> wrote:
>>>> Hey sinner! Imagine a Roman catholic church-approved beefcake Italian
>>>> priest calendar to hang over your bed? Say "Forgive me, father, for I have
>>>> sinned!" for every month of the year after you have whacked your pud to
>>>> the
>>>> hottie beefcake Roman catholic priest hunks:
>>>>
>>>> Tiny URL:
>>>>
>>>> http://tinyurl.com/9b89sf
>>>>
>>>

Or as we used to call the hot priest on Guiding Light, Father What-A-Waste.

Some very attractive fellows in there.

Dana

Frater Frizzle Frack, 69th Degree

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Jan 13, 2009, 5:04:54 PM1/13/09
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On Jan 11, 7:07 pm, "Nick Nuclear" <1245...@transwestairlines.net>
wrote:
> Hey sinner!  Imagine a Roman catholic church-approved beefcake Italian
> priest calendar to hang over your bed? Say "Forgive me, father, for I have
> sinned!" for every month of the year after you have whacked your pud to the
> hottie beefcake Roman catholic priest hunks:
>
> Tiny URL:
>
> http://tinyurl.com/9b89sf
>
> Regular URL:
>
> http://dannydaily.typepad.com/danny_daily/2009/01/priestly-hotties-fr...

>
> The official Vatican-approved hottie priest calendar site to order your very
> own coveted, saintly copy:
>
> http://www.calendarioromano.org/
>
> Add to cart, proceed to checkout!
>
> Oh God, oh God, OH GOD!  Uh-uh-uh-uh!  Insemenate me!

Can you imagine what was done to those poor lads over the years by
creepy old wrinkled clergy with wizened, probing fingers,
and...uh...er...

Actually, I'm kinda wishing I hadn't. [shudder]

Joseph Littleshoes

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Jan 14, 2009, 1:45:53 AM1/14/09
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Frater Frizzle Frack, 69th Degree wrote:
> On Jan 11, 7:07�pm, "Nick Nuclear" <1245...@transwestairlines.net>
> wrote:
>
>>Hey sinner! �Imagine a Roman catholic church-approved beefcake Italian
>>priest calendar to hang over your bed? Say "Forgive me, father, for I have
>>sinned!" for every month of the year after you have whacked your pud to the
>>hottie beefcake Roman catholic priest hunks:
>>
>>Tiny URL:
>>
>>http://tinyurl.com/9b89sf
>>
>>Regular URL:
>>
>>http://dannydaily.typepad.com/danny_daily/2009/01/priestly-hotties-fr...
>>
>>The official Vatican-approved hottie priest calendar site to order your very
>>own coveted, saintly copy:
>>
>>http://www.calendarioromano.org/
>>
>>Add to cart, proceed to checkout!
>>
>>Oh God, oh God, OH GOD! �Uh-uh-uh-uh! �Insemenate me!
>
>
Maybe sometime soon they will get around to a hunk of the month Swiss
Gaurd calander?

http://www.pennyblackstamp.com/Swiss%20Guards%20Coin%20cover.jpg
http://cache.daylife.com/imageserve/00328tifBZa5G/610x.jpg
http://photography.nationalgeographic.com/staticfiles/NGS/Shared/StaticFiles/Photography/Images/POD/s/swiss-guards-15146-sw.jpg
--
JL

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