Late Confessian

[iDRMRSR the Reclined Mastar]

About three nights ago, I had this vivid dream that I was in bed with Bill
Murray. We were boath asleep and I woke him up by twisting his right
nippal. This surprised and horrafied him, and he berated me.

I then looked toward the foot of the bed, and there was a naked woman there,
and as I woke up, I realized I had actually meant to twist HER right nippal,
not Bill Murray's.

But by then, I was awake, and unabal to apologize to him for the error. And
I've regretted that evar since.

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[Rev.Dr. LoBotomy]

WHY DIDN'T YOU TELL US SOONER?!?

[Zapanaz]

iDRMRSR the Reclined Mastar hunched over a computer, typing
feverishly;
Thunder crashed, iDRMRSR the Reclined Mastar laughed madly, then
wrote:

>About three nights ago, I had this vivid dream that I was in bed with Bill
>Murray. We were boath asleep and I woke him up by twisting his right
>nippal. This surprised and horrafied him, and he berated me.
>
>I then looked toward the foot of the bed, and there was a naked woman there,
>and as I woke up, I realized I had actually meant to twist HER right nippal,
>not Bill Murray's.
>

Oh SURE.

Your dream-brain recognized a gay moment and decided to give you an
out.

>But by then, I was awake, and unabal to apologize to him for the error. And
>I've regretted that evar since.
>
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>

--
Zapanaz
International Satanic Conspiracy
Customer Support Specialist
http://joecosby.com/
Work is of two kinds: first, altering the position of matter at or near
the earth's surface relatively to other such matter; second, telling
other people to do so. The first kind is unpleasant and ill paid; the
second is pleasant and highly paid.

- Bertrand Russell

:: Currently listening to Apache (live), 1999, by Jet Harris

[Popess Pantiara Evokovitch]

On Nov 24, 8:19 pm, Zapanaz <http://joecosby.com/code/mail.pl> wrote:

> --
> Zapanaz
> International Satanic Conspiracy

> Customer Support Specialisthttp://joecosby.com/

> Work is of two kinds: first, altering the position of matter at or near
> the earth's surface relatively to other such matter; second, telling
> other people to do so. The first kind is unpleasant and ill paid; the
> second is pleasant and highly paid.
>
>  - Bertrand Russell

Mr. Russell died before the service/retail industry boom took hold.
A third type of work is accepting money for the matter that was
previously altered in it's position, while being ordered how to
arrange and properly sell it.
This type of work is only slightly more pleasant depending on the
demeanor of the people being sold said matter, but just as ill paid.

[Popess Pantiara Evokovitch]

On Nov 24, 8:29 pm, Popess Pantiara Evokovitch <panti...@gmail.com>
wrote:

Ok, so he didn't die before then, but he probably wrote that quote
before then.

[Zapanaz]

Popess Pantiara Evokovitch hunched over a computer, typing feverishly;

I think he was probably sitting there in his tweed suit, in his comfy
college professor office, smoking a briar pipe, and he thought "SHIT,
I'VE GOT IT PRETTY EASY, AND I BE MAKIN' SOME GOOD MONEY TOO", and so
he came up with that line to rub it in.

--
Zapanaz
International Satanic Conspiracy
Customer Support Specialist
http://joecosby.com/

i have found a really good argument for stem cell research is to lop
both their hands off at the wrist with a katana. then put your hands on
your hips, lean forward and sneer, "not so smarty-pants NOW, eh?"
- nikolai kingsley

:: Currently listening to No 24 in C minor K491 Allegro, 1786, by Mozart, from "Piano Concertos - Vladimir Ashkenazy"