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Dr. Phineas J. Martian

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Nov 23, 2009, 7:47:37 PM11/23/09
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I told you the real one always signs his posts The GREAT Big Dork.

Pisces

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Nov 23, 2009, 8:58:55 PM11/23/09
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On Nov 23, 7:47 pm, "Dr. Phineas J. Martian" <doc.mart...@gmail.com>
wrote:

> I told you the real one always signs his posts The GREAT Big Dork.

Again, you obviously are rambling on about something only you have a
clue about.
You should see a doctor, as folks with high cholesterol and blood
pressure such as yourself can be victims of mini strokes which often
manifest in loss of cognitive function.
It may be too late to reverse the damage you already caused, but they
may be able to postpone your inevitable lipid and sodium related
demise by a few years.

Rev.Dr. LoBotomy

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Nov 23, 2009, 10:00:21 PM11/23/09
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On Mon, 23 Nov 2009 16:47:37 -0800, Dr. Phineas J. Martian wrote:

> I told you the real one always signs his posts The GREAT Big Dork.

I fucked your mother last night! I hope we didn't keep you awake.

Zapanaz

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Nov 23, 2009, 11:02:47 PM11/23/09
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Pisces hunched over a computer, typing feverishly;

Thunder crashed, Pisces laughed madly, then wrote:

>You should see a doctor, as folks with high cholesterol and blood
>pressure such as yourself can be victims of mini strokes which often
>manifest in loss of cognitive function.
>It may be too late to reverse the damage you already caused, but they
>may be able to postpone your inevitable lipid and sodium related
>demise by a few years.

Man, we gotta lighten up on those fortune cookies


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Zapanaz
International Satanic Conspiracy
Customer Support Specialist
http://joecosby.com/
I can levitate birds. No one cares.
- Steven Wright

:: Currently listening to Magician #4, 1953, by Mr. F. Le Mur, from "13013"

Rev. 11D Meow!

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Nov 23, 2009, 11:06:05 PM11/23/09
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On Mon, 23 Nov 2009 20:02:47 -0800, Zapanaz
<http://joecosby.com/code/mail.pl> wrote:

>Pisces hunched over a computer, typing feverishly;
>Thunder crashed, Pisces laughed madly, then wrote:
>
>>You should see a doctor, as folks with high cholesterol and blood
>>pressure such as yourself can be victims of mini strokes which often
>>manifest in loss of cognitive function.
>>It may be too late to reverse the damage you already caused, but they
>>may be able to postpone your inevitable lipid and sodium related
>>demise by a few years.
>
>Man, we gotta lighten up on those fortune cookies

in bed

Zapanaz

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Nov 24, 2009, 1:35:33 AM11/24/09
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Zapanaz <http://joecosby.com/code/mail.pl> hunched over a computer,
typing feverishly;
Thunder crashed, Zapanaz <http://joecosby.com/code/mail.pl> laughed
madly, then wrote:

>Pisces hunched over a computer, typing feverishly;
>Thunder crashed, Pisces laughed madly, then wrote:
>
>>You should see a doctor, as folks with high cholesterol and blood
>>pressure such as yourself can be victims of mini strokes which often
>>manifest in loss of cognitive function.
>>It may be too late to reverse the damage you already caused, but they
>>may be able to postpone your inevitable lipid and sodium related
>>demise by a few years.
>
>Man, we gotta lighten up on those fortune cookies

sig


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Zapanaz
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http://joecosby.com/

You can read in the Bible that you should sell everything you own or you won't get into
heaven. You don't find people condemning homosexuality selling everything they
own.

:: Currently listening to Sure As I'm Sitting Here, 1974, by Three Dog Night, from "Joy To The World - Their Greatest Hits"

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Rev. Panik EVlynn Bedlam

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Nov 24, 2009, 1:45:07 PM11/24/09
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On Nov 23, 8:58 pm, Pisces <priestesspis...@gmail.com> wrote:
> Again, you obviously are rambling on about something only you have a
> clue about.
> You should see a doctor, as folks with high cholesterol and blood
> pressure such as yourself can be victims of mini strokes which often
> manifest in loss of cognitive function.

reduced cognitive functions sometimes result in special powers...
usally these special powers ARE the ability to ramble seemingly
endlessly about things you have no clue about. with great power comes
great responsibility... unfortunately alt.slack has a certain level
irresposibility that usally just makes you look like a fuckwit. some
of us more than others. crap, i'm part of "us" arn't I? Damit!

Rev. Ivan Stang

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Nov 24, 2009, 2:08:09 PM11/24/09
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On Nov 24, 1:45 pm, "Rev. Panik EVlynn Bedlam" <panikbed...@yahoo.com>
wrote:

> crap, i'm part of "us" arn't I? Damit!

Not really, no. That's not something you have to worry about.

Rev.Dr. LoBotomy

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Nov 24, 2009, 2:10:03 PM11/24/09
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On Tue, 24 Nov 2009 10:45:07 -0800, Rev. Panik EVlynn Bedlam wrote:

> i'm part of "us" arn't I? Damit!

That depends of if you've paid your $30 or not...

Rev. Panik EVlynn Bedlam

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Nov 24, 2009, 2:18:37 PM11/24/09
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On Nov 24, 2:10 pm, "Rev.Dr. LoBotomy" <e...@NOSEPAMdrlobotomy.net>
wrote:

> On Tue, 24 Nov 2009 10:45:07 -0800, Rev. Panik EVlynn Bedlam wrote:
>
> > i'm part of "us" arn't I? Damit!
>
> That depends of if you've paid your $30 or not...

I have in fact paid my thirty and was hoping the skilled Doktors could
do to resolve my...*coff coff*... condition.
though the results are questionable it seems that Stang thinks my
Fukwittechtemy went well enough, though the scar across the bridge of
my nose is still showing and my problems with gammer and spelling has
yet to be resolved. Perhaps further accubeating is nessasairy... i
wonder if my In-Sewer-Ants plan covers it, those ants are tricky.

Rev. Ivan Stang

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Nov 24, 2009, 2:23:06 PM11/24/09
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On Nov 24, 2:10 pm, "Rev.Dr. LoBotomy" <e...@NOSEPAMdrlobotomy.net>
wrote:
> On Tue, 24 Nov 2009 10:45:07 -0800, Rev. Panik EVlynn Bedlam wrote:
>
> > i'm part of "us" arn't I? Damit!
>
> That depends of if you've paid your $30 or not...

That's what we tell them at first, and it's ALL we tell some of them.
Some things, there's no point in trying to spell out.

Rev. Richard Skull

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Nov 24, 2009, 6:31:47 PM11/24/09
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On Nov 23, 10:00 pm, "Rev.Dr. LoBotomy" <e...@NOSEPAMdrlobotomy.net>
wrote:

> On Mon, 23 Nov 2009 16:47:37 -0800, Dr. Phineas J. Martian wrote:
>
> > I told you the real one always signs his posts The GREAT Big Dork.
>
> I fucked your mother last night! I hope we didn't keep you awake.

Did you remember to leave a quarter on the night stand?

Zapanaz

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Nov 24, 2009, 9:30:13 PM11/24/09
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Rev. Panik EVlynn Bedlam hunched over a computer, typing feverishly;

you're mister sister's sideways lady, aren't you?


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Zapanaz
International Satanic Conspiracy
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http://joecosby.com/

Sentio aliquos togatos contra me conspirare.

:: Currently listening to Softly as in a Morning Sunrise, 1961, by John Coltrane, from "Live! at the Village Vanguard"

iDRMRSR the Reclined Mastar

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Nov 24, 2009, 9:31:24 PM11/24/09
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>>you're mister sister's sideways lady, aren't you?

I'll admit it. I've plonked him a time or two already.

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