> have a nice delusion...you poor excuse for a meat sack
> and PS why dont you *get in contact* with someone worth
> talking to....McBlooben was infectious waste...there
> are so many other important dead people to talk to
> and you spend time *pretending* to channel this nutless
> whackjob....well done...

> Ankara

> Oh AND FOR THE LAST TIME....YOUR NAME IS
> NOT BOB DOBBS.....I HAVE OLD SOCKS THAT
> WOULD MAKE A BETTER "BOB" THAN YOU
> and futhermore....
> DIE CUM-STAIN

> "purple" <pur...@tellurian.com> dropped this shite:

> > http://www.paranoiamagazine.com/bobdobbs.html

> > Bob Dobbs

> Interesting information.  Now who is the Doug that is in such need of
> this information, and what is your interest in it?

> > oh yeah...right after Stang brings this up and everyone
> > has a grand old time making fun of it....you decide to mention
> > it....either you have no idea whats goin on or,  wait....
> > you are a stupid freak...why am I talking to you....
> > by the way your wife does look like a drag queen, and
> > I am so happy that she can't practice medicine in Canada anymore
> > nice of her to run off to California when the heat was closing in

> > have a nice delusion...you poor excuse for a meat sack
> > and PS why dont you *get in contact* with someone worth
> > talking to....McBlooben was infectious waste...there
> > are so many other important dead people to talk to
> > and you spend time *pretending* to channel this nutless
> > whackjob....well done...

> > Ankara

> > Oh AND FOR THE LAST TIME....YOUR NAME IS
> > NOT BOB DOBBS.....I HAVE OLD SOCKS THAT
> > WOULD MAKE A BETTER "BOB" THAN YOU
> > and futhermore....
> > DIE CUM-STAIN

> > "purple" <pur...@tellurian.com> dropped this shite:

> > > http://www.paranoiamagazine.com/bobdobbs.html

> > > Bob Dobbs

> I'll handle this one like Bob Dean would:

> ******

> stg-delfuego <djcameron60...@yahoo.com> wrote:

> > Interesting information.  Now who is the Doug that is in such need of
> > this information, and what is your interest in it?

> That would be the Doug that he doesn't think about (as he constantly
> reminds us). My "human street name" is Doug Smith. Look me up -- I'm in
> every phone book in every city!  It's no big secret, although I've been
> using the somewhat more realistic-sounding pen name of Ivan Stang for
> 25 years.

> Princess Wei, referenced in one of his other repeat-posts of the same
> link, is my wife. His third header, regarding "Dr. Synaesthesia," is a
> clumsy reference to Dr. Sinister of Synaesthesia Radio, a friend of
> mine with whom I share air-time occasionally (his show follows mine in
> the local broadcast, coincidentally with our Sunday night "IRC chat
> devivals").

> This Bob Dean guy has been angrily not thinking about me for a long
> time, ever since I told him I didn't believe he was "Bob" Dobbs.

> Imagine that. Me, the Sacred Scribe of the Church of the SubGenius, not
> believing he's the real J.R. "Bob" Dobbs. He had driven all the way
> from Toronto to Dallas to inform me of this, in 1988, so I can see how
> he'd be disappointed when I urged him to find another fake name. He WAS
> sitting in the same chair from which a previous insane visitor had
> already announced that HE was the Messiah, however, so it wasn't like I
> was hearing this sort of thing for the first time. I tried to be
> polite, but Dean never got over that rejection.

> If you want to look inside the real "purple", here's a very good and
> representative recent interview with him, which he hasn't hawked here
> -- oddly, since it's the only recent interview with him that I know of.

> http://tinyurl.com/34mkw

> Here's a link to his wife's health website -- you'll see how it relates
> to that other link he posted repeatedly.
> http://www.headnorth.com/dean/

> But first you might want to see this, which throws a different light on
> the subject.
> http://tinyurl.com/2oms5
> short version:
> http://tinyurl.com/3cluf

> I have no trouble admitting that I'm disgusted with this fellow, and I
> would think the reasons would be pretty obvious. However, I consider
> him more a mentally ill irritant than any kind of threat. It simply
> creeps me out. I hate to be reminded that the sweet Word of "Bob" can
> have such a ruinous effect on certain types of people.

> Take a good look at him, and some of the other shrill nuts (not in the
> GOOD way, I mean) on this newsgroup, and you'll see why The Book of the
> SubGenius has warnings about false prophets, "Imabobs" and other
> "Mal-Aligned Pinks." The warning is, "DON'T BECOME ONE."

> To cut to the quick, here's my favorite part of Bob Dean's latest rap.
> However, there are plenty of other glorious moments in the interview.
> It's a crackpot classic, with all the true-kook elements that were
> deliniated in the Aynhum thread, and then some. Don't miss his
> pronouncements about Atlantis and Early Man.

> *****************************

> RG: Is Pointdexter's device of extra-terrestrial origin or is it
> man-made?

> BD: No, that machine is definitely man-made. McLuhan did confirm that
> there was an alien stuck in the device, but the device itself was made
> by Pointdexter's buddies.

> RG: So could this device affect your perceptions to the point where you
> might imagine you're being mind controlled when you're really not?

> BD: Yes, exactly. You might start believing, "Oh, I've got a chip
> inside me!" and thinking that's causing you to feel the way you're
> feeling. I'm trying to say, "Don't use those old reference points
> anymore." We're being zapped by things that are really beyond human
> ken. I mean, Pointdexter and them don't know that they're creating
> these affects and McLuhan showed up to this woman who could see ghosts
> so she would find me. We started doing instant messaging, and because
> I'm tapped they could see what was being said, and McLuhan was hoping
> they would read it and say, "Oh, McLuhan's talking about the device
> we're working on!" and then maybe become a little bit more aware of
> what's really going on.

> RG: So he specifically went to you because he knows you're being
> listened to?

> BD: I asked McLuhan, "Do they know it's the technology that's causing
> their illnesses?" and he said, "No, but they are beginning to suspect
> something's going on." Maybe they then read that and said, "Oh, it is
> this!" And then they probably kicked the shit out of it, took a
> baseball bat to it and said, "Fuckin' stop killing me!" Who knows what
> they did?

> RG: So they weren't aware there was an alien inside it?

> BD: No, they did not know, but they would read this transmission and
> that would give them a clue as to why they were feeling sick.
> ***********************************

> (( Cue Twilight Zone music mixed with cuckoo clock sound effect.))

> Note to Dean & Guffey: I now believe that Robert Guffey is a real
> person, and that he's exploiting your obessions for fun. Making fun of
> you. This interview shows you to be hilariously fucked up, and surely
> Guffey knows it.

> Note to everybody else: Of course the real proof that Dean is crazy is
> that he doesn't believe that the world is going to end at 7 a.m. on
> July 5, 1998.

> --

> ----------------------------------------------------------------------

> Subject: Re: But What's Not Even on Doug's radar.
> From: Joe Cosby <joeco...@SPAMBLOCKmindspring.com>

> Coffee enemas and Marshall Macluhan seances.

> I don't mind the existance of idiots in the world, and all other
> things being equal I would be happy to see them go on being idiots.
> The punishment for being an idiot is being an idiot.  Your medical
> license gets revoked, your radio program gets suspended, or whatever.

> In my own life the only thought I have thunk about idiots at all is
> that they seem to inevitably desperately need to latch onto somebody
> who isn't an idiot, probably because they have radio programs which
> aren't suspended and medical licenses which aren't revoked and other
> things the idiot needs.

> The idiot doesn't perceive the obvious, which is that if the
> non-idiots allowed the idiot to latch onto them, the idiot would ruin
> the non-idiot as surely as the idiot ruined himself.  He doesn't see
> this because he's an idiot.

> --
> Joe Cosby
> http://joecosby.com/
> 'Surely you will sink:  if you will not "Bob"'

> Eclesiectomies 130:13

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>all of that bullshit could have been emailed to him in private and who
>would have given a shit but you,except you have this fucked up need to
>be linked to the guy in a public forum any way you can. this has been
>going on for how many years now mr. "indifferent"?

>> so, who fucking cares?

>> all of that bullshit could have been emailed to him in private and who
>> would have given a shit but you,except you have this fucked up need to
>> be linked to the guy in a public forum any way you can. this has been
>> going on for how many years now mr. "indifferent"?

> 100,000 years from now, human society will undoubtedly be so different
> from contemporary society, so different in technology, social
> structure, and world view, that our day-to-day thinking and activity
> will be as obscure and incomprehensible to them as the workings of
> neanderthal man are to us today.

> Why did one group of them fly an airplane into a building occupied by
> members of this other group?  Why did the other group fight a war in
> Iraq?  Why are they so intently focussed on a small group of religions
> known as "political parties"?  Why did they elect a chimpanzee as
> their ruler?

> And WHAT is the Church of the Subgenius?

> Because by that time, we will all have long-since flown away on the
> metal space craft of the X-Beings and won't be there to explain it.

> What was this strange fringe religion?  Did they REALLY NOT NOTICE
> that it's holy man was cut out of a comic book?  Did they really have
> all the answers after all?

> And they won't know the answers to these questions.  Outside of a few
> obscure specialists operating in little-travelled byroads of their
> academia, there will be nobody who will even comprehend the questions.

> But if they do manage to reconstruct our society at all.  If they even
> CARE one way or another.  If some genius among them is able to
> reactivate the crude electrically-fired magnetic artifacts which were
> our storehouse of knowledge, and to make sense out of the binary
> patterns encoded into them.  If they can catalog the Internet and from
> that see where so much activity was centered during a few decades of
> their second millenium.  And if in the process they are able to watch
> the day to day conversations and theological debates which constitute
> the Church of the Subgenius.  And in doing so, some single soul from
> the year 189,843, alone but entranced in watching the very thought
> process of this strange but stirring long-forgotten race of another
> world happens to notice Bob Dean among them,

> While he will not really grasp in any deep way the overall meaning of
> the times or our politics or beliefs or religion, Dean will present no
> mystery at all to him.

> "What an asshole", he will think.  "A waste of time, and nothing else"

> And on that point, if none other, he will be correct.