the other Bozo Texino
Howard Hughes
Bozo F. Texino-Marti De Baracoa covers The Cuban Desk for T.W.O. A
magazine published in London England.
Captain Texino is also a firm believer in helping persons victimized
by scams on The Internet.
Texino has been called a Godless Communist whose vision is unclouded
by the ploys of religion and patriotic Hoo Haw used by so many
unscrupulous criminals on The Web. Well Texino is not a Commie and
while it is true he is non-Christian, he does have a pretty cool
religion.(Please read about T.M.D. below) All that aside, it is safe
to say that Bozo always does his best to keep a clear eye on the
cluttered course of dangerous rip off reefs and shoals that would sink
the fortune of his beloved readers. Remember, Texino loves you and he
is on your side.
Texino receives no compensation for his advice and furthermore does
not care if people like it or not. He is, however, committed to
telling the truth and believes it to be the greatest weapon against
those who would injure the lives of honest hard working people of all
races and creeds.
The Mighty Duality
All the time people are asking Texino to explain why he has no fear. I
say that this is all because of my strong belief in the duality of
Fred Davis and St. Babalu Aye.
St. Babalu Aye is a wonderful mystical entity, while Fred Davis is a
real person whose amazing good works offer tangible evidence of his
glory. I cannot think of an easier religion to grasp and hold than the
Mighty Duality. Just relax and go with it. If you have fear, look to
Babalu Aye to bash his way through with his mighty club of discipline.
If you have to pump the brakes in your car to make it stop, loan it to
Fred; he'll do a brake job on it just for letting him use it. By doing
it thusly, Fred demonstrates how foolish it is to drive with faulty
brakes and makes the point by fixing them thereby saving you the
embarrassment. I fear a great many others would not be so reasonable.
No sir or Mama, I am trusting my fate to rest in the magical wisdom of
T.M.D-The Mighty Duality.
I will write more about this soon. Texino