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Modemac
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> Look what you can buy on the "Sexual Wellness" section of Walgreens'
> Web site:
>
> http://www.walgreens.com/store/productlist.jsp?CATID=308596
>
French Maid, Elvira, Princess Leia, Pirate Wench.
By all rights, Cassandra Peterson should have copyrighted her
look. I also suspect that the "sexy nurse" look is no longer
in vogue, because real nurses are sick of that shit. School
teacher is also likely a no-no, for the obvious reason.
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Modemac
> By all rights, Cassandra Peterson should have copyrighted her
> look.
I think there was a legal tussle between Elvira and Vampirella, though
I'm not sure what the outcome was. Maybe they had to have a catfight,
and the winner got the copyright and/or trademark.
st...@subgenius.com
Vampira tried to sue Elvira. The court ruled in Elvira's favor.
I can pretty well guarantee you that the owners of the respective
trademarks are getting something from this costume maker!
Vampirella is a comic book character. Let's get our sexy vampires
straight.
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> On Jun 3, 9:36 am, Modemac worted fisted:
> > On Jun 3, 9:28 am, nu-monet v10.0 worted thenned:
> >
> > > By all rights, Cassandra Peterson should have
> > > copyrighted her look.
> >
> > I think there was a legal tussle between Elvira
> > and Vampirella, though I'm not sure what the
> > outcome was. Maybe they had to have a catfight,
> > and the winner got the copyright and/or trademark.
>
> Vampira tried to sue Elvira. The court ruled in
> Elvira's favor.
>
> I can pretty well guarantee you that the owners of
> the respective trademarks are getting something from
> this costume maker!
>
> Vampirella is a comic book character. Let's get our
> sexy vampires straight.
That's another thing I like about Elvira. She went for
the "Mistress of the Dark" instead of vampirism. A great
idea, if for no other reason than enunciation when doing
intros for badfilm.
I think we can all agree that Susie would be outstanding
doing badfilm intros. The big question is what schtick
would she like best?
Streaming public domain badfilm Internet show?
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nikolai kingsley
> I think we can all agree that Susie would be outstanding
> doing badfilm intros. The big question is what schtick
> would she like best?
i seem to picture her chained to two large, stone columns, in a jungle
somewhere with thousands of extras clustered around the base, chanting
"shub-wubbah" or something to the sound of pounding drums.
"Shut up with the drums already, I'm trying to introduce this film!"
Zapanaz
wrote:
>Look what you can buy on the "Sexual Wellness" section of Walgreens'
>Web site:
>
>http://www.walgreens.com/store/productlist.jsp?CATID=308596
"Sexual Wellness"
It sounds like something you could get a prescription for. I'm going
to ask my doctor for a prescription for a sexy slave wench custome. I
wonder what the insurance company will make of it.
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I think she could give Ned the Dead a run for his money.
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While I appreciate that she would need to "pick the schtick",
I could imagine any number of goodies:
1) Queen of Space.
2) Fantastic Voyage, with like a lava lamp zoom-in through
the screen behind her.
3) Time Machine set with various backgrounds like iguana
dinosaurs.
4) Or go with something more tried and true, like Reverend
StF's Church of the Radioactive "Bob" Critical Mass for
Shut-Ins.
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