LOL

[Rev. Ivan Stang]

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On Jun 9, 10:16 pm, "Rev. Ivan Stang" <st...@subgenius.com> wrote:
> LOve the Lordhttp://www.cafepress.com/objectivemin/569716

About 8 years ago, someone at WREK passed me a slushpiled Xtian
"comedy" CD by Neil Hamburger called "LAUGH OUT LORD!" I never
listened to it, though.

I bet he's gonna try to capitalize on that LOL shit, if he's still
alive.

[just john]

Actually that was a plot to get so many people to laugh at once that God
would come out as gay.

The movement broke up over arguments over whether the act would TURN God
gay or that God was ALREADY gay, plus the usual speculation over God's
actual gender and how "omnipotent" actually means "always erect."

Good times!

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[S.O.D.D.I.]

"Rev. Ivan Stang" <st...@subgenius.com> wrote in message
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> LOve the Lord
> http://www.cafepress.com/objectivemin/569716
>
>

You got to watch out for them triclavianists.
http://www.cafepress.com/objectivemin/560914

[st...@subgenius.com]

On Jun 9, 10:37 pm, "S.O.D.D.I." <mu...@jumbo.com> wrote:
> "Rev. Ivan Stang" <st...@subgenius.com> wrote in messagenews:703c9e94-df1c-42e8...@d31g2000vbm.googlegroups.com...

>
> > LOve the Lord
> >http://www.cafepress.com/objectivemin/569716
>
> You got to watch out for them triclavianists.http://www.cafepress.com/objectivemin/560914

"You have got to be fucking kidding me." -- Palmer in THE THING (John
Carpenter)

[Rev.Dr. LoBotomy]

On Tue, 09 Jun 2009 19:42:49 -0700, stang wrote:

> On Jun 9, 10:37 pm, "S.O.D.D.I." <mu...@jumbo.com> wrote:
>> "Rev. Ivan Stang" <st...@subgenius.com> wrote in
>> messagenews:703c9e94-

df1c-42e8-8ab...@d31g2000vbm.googlegroups.com...

>>
>> > LOve the Lord
>> >http://www.cafepress.com/objectivemin/569716
>>
>> You got to watch out for them
>> triclavianists.http://www.cafepress.com/objectivemin/560914
>
> "You have got to be fucking kidding me." -- Palmer in THE THING (John
> Carpenter)

Think of how different history would have been had the triclavianists
prevailed.

[Zapanaz]

On Tue, 9 Jun 2009 19:16:51 -0700 (PDT), "Rev. Ivan Stang"
<st...@subgenius.com> wrote:

>LOve the Lord
>http://www.cafepress.com/objectivemin/569716

Jesus could do magic and all that, which I think is fucking cool, but
when he laughs he's a creepy motherfucker.

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:: Currently listening to Karma Police, 1997, by Radiohead, from "OK Computer"

[Rev.Dr. LoBotomy]

On Tue, 09 Jun 2009 20:11:08 -0700, Zapanaz wrote:

> On Tue, 9 Jun 2009 19:16:51 -0700 (PDT), "Rev. Ivan Stang"
> <st...@subgenius.com> wrote:
>
>>LOve the Lord
>>http://www.cafepress.com/objectivemin/569716
>
> Jesus could do magic and all that, which I think is fucking cool, but
> when he laughs he's a creepy motherfucker.

The gnostics had the bizarre version of the crucifixion where the divine
Jesus floats above the physical Jesus and laughs at his agony.

[floo...@gmail.com]

On Jun 9, 11:17 pm, "Rev.Dr. LoBotomy" <e...@NOSEPAMdrlobotomy.net>
wrote:

Whaaa... That's COOL.

[Zapanaz]

On Tue, 09 Jun 2009 20:11:08 -0700, Zapanaz

<http://joecosby.com/code/mail.pl?foo=@mindspring.com> wrote:

>On Tue, 9 Jun 2009 19:16:51 -0700 (PDT), "Rev. Ivan Stang"
><st...@subgenius.com> wrote:
>
>>LOve the Lord
>>http://www.cafepress.com/objectivemin/569716
>
>Jesus could do magic and all that, which I think is fucking cool, but
>when he laughs he's a creepy motherfucker.

http://ashishdua.files.wordpress.com/2007/12/jesus_laughing.jpg

http://blog.mrfire.com/wp-content/uploads/2007/08/laughing-jesus.jpg

http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_zwPNr2rKE1w/Riwr1UeRHoI/AAAAAAAAAX4/-eiA3_n3mIY/s400/SmilingJesus.JPG

http://miatorgau.melbourneitwebsites.com/images/002.jpg

See what I'm saying?

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I want a rubber stamp that says "My Slaves Grew Hemp!"

iggy topo

:: Currently listening to Wicked Game, 1989, by Chris Isaak, from "Heart Shaped World"

[Zapanaz]

the gnostics were pretty cool for 100 AD.

Snake worship and orgies and there was I think Valentinus who
worshipped a hot prostitute as God.

Or maybe that was Simon Magus.

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:: Currently listening to Blue Suede Shoes, 1956, by Elvis Presley, from "The Essential Elvis Presley"

[Rev.Dr. LoBotomy]

I had to look it up to make sure I wasn't actually pulling that one out
of my ass. It's from "The Apocalypse of Peter":

"When he had said those things, I saw him seemingly being seized by them.
And I said "What do I see, O Lord? That it is you yourself whom they
take, and that you are grasping me? Or who is this one, glad and laughing
on the tree? And is it another one whose feet and hands they are striking?

"The Savior said to me, "He whom you saw on the tree, glad and laughing,
this is the living Jesus. But this one into whose hands and feet they
drive the nails is his fleshly part, which is the substitute being put to
shame, the one who came into being in his likeness. But look at him and
me."

There are other gnostic gospels where Jesus changes form with someone
named Simon and Simon gets crucified while Jesus stands beside the cross
in Simon's form laughing at him. The gnostics had an interesting sense of
humor.