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just john

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Nov 21, 2009, 12:15:07 AM11/21/09
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> LOS ANGELES � Federal officials say they arrested a man who strapped 15 live lizards to his chest to get through customs at Los Angeles International Airport.
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> The U.S. Fish and Wildlife Service said Friday that 40-year-old Michael Plank of Lomita, Calif., was returning from Australia when U.S. Customs agents found two geckos, two monitor lizards and 11 skinks � another type of lizard � fastened to his body Tuesday.

"To get through customs," eh?

Fast thinking on his part, coming up with a better alibi.


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Chain Smerker

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Nov 21, 2009, 3:47:00 AM11/21/09
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"just john" <teuy...@sneakemail.com> wrote in message
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> http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2009/11/20/michael-plank-strapped-15_n_366205.html
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>> LOS ANGELES � Federal officials say they arrested a man who strapped 15
>> live lizards to his chest to get through customs at Los Angeles
>> International Airport.
>>
>> The U.S. Fish and Wildlife Service said Friday that 40-year-old Michael
>> Plank of Lomita, Calif., was returning from Australia when U.S. Customs
>> agents found two geckos, two monitor lizards and 11 skinks � another type
>> of lizard � fastened to his body Tuesday.

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>
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> "To get through customs," eh?
>
> Fast thinking on his part, coming up with a better alibi.
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> * Radio Free Entropy: http://just-john.com/cn/rfe.shtml

Sydney to LAX is a long, long, long flight. He probably just wanted company.

Rev. Susie the Floozie

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Nov 21, 2009, 3:43:27 PM11/21/09
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On Nov 21, 12:15 am, just john <teuy13...@sneakemail.com> wrote:
> http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2009/11/20/michael-plank-strapped-15_n_...
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> > LOS ANGELES — Federal officials say they arrested a man who strapped 15 live lizards to his chest to get through customs at Los Angeles International Airport.
>
> > The U.S. Fish and Wildlife Service said Friday that 40-year-old Michael Plank of Lomita, Calif., was returning from Australia when U.S. Customs agents found two geckos, two monitor lizards and 11 skinks – another type of lizard – fastened to his body Tuesday.

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> "To get through customs," eh?

Hey, it worked for me--but I was a piker. One homesick Cuban anole in
my cleavage. Big whoop. All those skinks could fit in a bandolier--but
fucking MONITOR lizards--?? Now, THAT's a COUP!!!

Rev. Beergoggles

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Nov 21, 2009, 4:03:39 PM11/21/09
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Rev. Susie the Floozie wrote:

> On Nov 21, 12:15 am, just john wrote:
>> http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2009/11/20/michael-plank-strapped-15_n_...
>>
>>> LOS ANGELES � Federal officials say they arrested a man who
>>> strapped 15 live lizards to his chest to get through customs at Los
>>> Angeles International Airport.

I usually walk or take one of those little cart things.
It's hard to get lizards to walk in the same direction.

>>> The U.S. Fish and Wildlife Service said Friday that 40-year-old
>>> Michael Plank of Lomita, Calif., was returning from Australia when
>>> U.S. Customs agents found two geckos, two monitor lizards and 11
>>> skinks � another type of lizard � fastened to his body Tuesday.
>>
>> "To get through customs," eh?

amphirotica?

> Hey, it worked for me--but I was a piker. One homesick Cuban anole in
> my cleavage. Big whoop. All those skinks could fit in a bandolier--but
> fucking MONITOR lizards--?? Now, THAT's a COUP!!!

Flat screen monitor or tube? It makes a difference.

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