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High Mistress Inquisitor Pisces

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Jan 5, 2010, 6:50:50 PM1/5/10
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Tater is the same skin color as Joe C0$by.

Rev. Exo-Skeletal ScalPlan

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Jan 5, 2010, 6:58:31 PM1/5/10
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On Jan 5, 6:50 pm, High Mistress Inquisitor Pisces

<kvanh...@gmail.com> wrote:
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> Tater is the same skin color as Joe C0$by.

NO fUcking WAY... tell me about it!

Toilet Pepper's Lonely Hearts Club Band

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Jan 5, 2010, 6:59:02 PM1/5/10
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On Jan 6, 7:50 am, High Mistress Inquisitor Pisces

<kvanh...@gmail.com> wrote:
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> Tater is the same skin color as Joe C0$by.

Really??

A big Jo3 Co$by FAIL..

http://www.google.com/search?hl=en&q=joe+cosby&aq=f&oq=&aqi=g-p1g9

The first few search results has "our" Jo3 C0$by. I think he bumps it
up with all those music he plays.

Popess Pantiara Evokovitch

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Jan 5, 2010, 9:20:44 PM1/5/10
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On Jan 5, 6:50 pm, High Mistress Inquisitor Pisces

<kvanh...@gmail.com> wrote:
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> Tater is the same skin color as Joe C0$by.

pretend African American?

phy

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Jan 5, 2010, 9:28:33 PM1/5/10
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High Mistress Inquisitor Pisces <kvan...@gmail.com> wrote in
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> Tater is the same skin color as Joe C0$by.

Everybody has the same skin color when the lights go out.

-phy

hoser1605

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Jan 6, 2010, 8:32:26 AM1/6/10
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On Jan 5, 6:50 pm, High Mistress Inquisitor Pisces
<kvanh...@gmail.com> wrote:
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> Tater is the same skin color as Joe C0$by.

What's that mean?

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Tater Gumfries

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Jan 6, 2010, 12:22:32 PM1/6/10
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Every Subgenius gets them a magical gift box when they join.

++++++++++++++++++++++++++++
(thanks to Tartarus Sanctus)

Paid my $30 gladly.
Got an ordination kit,
And though the box was mangled badly,
it had mysterious stuff in it!

A glow in the dark rosary,
a little plastic vial,
a lock of nenslo's pubic hair,
It's never out of style!

A coupon good for 2 bucks off
on any Jerry's sub,
a pack of oyster crackers,
and some bear grease in a tub!

A pair of Dobbshead cufflinks,
and and ever so much more!
You can't beat Ordination Kit
OSG-244!
+++++++++++++++++++++++++

Most of them Subgenius fellers choose the multi-pene option, but Joe,
that boy chose the ability to change his skin color any old time he
wanted.

Don't no one knows how it happened, but Joe got "Bob" all PO'd at him,
and one time in a bar when he changed his skin color to black, on
account of it was a colored bar and they was a really fine lookin dark
skinned gal wouldn't give white Joe the time of day, "Bob" set his
skin color to black permanent:

++++++++++++++++++++++++++++
(again, thanks to Taterus Sanctus)

Joe Cosby's Turning Black

Cosby turning black
And there ain't no turnin back
Cause I said it in a way that everybody heard me say
He's turning black, I say
B B B black black black black black

When he steppin over the line
he like an elephant, uh huh, he like an elephant
he steppin on it hard, bomp,
he steppin on it like it was a snake
S S S snake snake snake snake snake

Shit! The motherfuckers started turning black I say
B B B black black black black black
You got it
black black black black black

He's turning black I say
In a most inelegant way
he turning black from the bottom to the top
he got the wimmin goin POP! Hunh!
They goin POP .. POP
And they starting from the top
Working down to the bottom
Doncha know that Cosby's gottem
Goin DOWN .. DOWN
till they fallin to the ground
he turning
BLACK BLACK BLACK BLACK BLACK

He turnin creamy white to chocolate
he hittin on the frop a bit
he don't remember jack
and there ain't no turnin back
Cause Joe Cosby turning BLACK

B B B black I say, owwww!
S S S snake snake snake snake snake
B B B black I say, owwww!
You gonna see, you gonna see
He turning BLACK
B B B black I say, Wowwww! (d dada dada dada dah!)

HE TURNING BLACK
+++++++++++++++++++++++++++++

Now you know. But that ain't the end of the story. Joe petitioned J.
R. "Bob" Dobbs to get his power back, and "Bob" decided a suitable
penance would be for Joe to write him a database application to hold
all the information on each and every SG -- who was naughty and who
was nice, how many service points they saved up, all that, so their
places on the pleasure saucers could be figured out in advance. Well,
sir, Joe did it, and did it right, Tater figures, cause now he can
change color at will again, and he got's him a multi-pene to boot!

Tater

Zapanaz

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Jan 6, 2010, 3:33:11 PM1/6/10
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http://www.linkedin.com/in/josephgcosby

this man must die.

ooh I like this one though

http://www.facebook.com/profile/pic.php?oid=AAAAAQAQJy02I1gLRNa9ApVjhDbITAAAAAhPK0Xz-8k-JQ%2C%2C&size=normal

here she shows me her breasts, and I weep.

I have a problem with a breast.


--
Zapanaz
International Satanic Conspiracy
Customer Support Specialist
http://joecosby.com/
I was in the first submarine. Instead of a periscope, they had a kaleidoscope. "We're surrounded."
- Steven Wright

:: Currently listening to Impressions, 1965, by Wes Montgomery, from "Smokin' At The Half Note 1965"

Rev. Richard Skull

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Jan 6, 2010, 6:48:42 PM1/6/10
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On Jan 5, 9:28 pm, phy <phy...@yahoo.com> wrote:

> High Mistress Inquisitor Pisces <kvanh...@gmail.com> wrote innews:ed470b8c-c278-4c10...@f6g2000vbp.googlegroups.com:
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> > ....
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> > Tater is the same skin color as Joe C0$by.
>
> Everybody has the same skin color when the lights go out.
>
> -phy

or after a napalm strike

Douche Bagelow

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Jan 6, 2010, 7:16:32 PM1/6/10
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On Jan 5, 6:50 pm, High Mistress Inquisitor Pisces

<kvanh...@gmail.com> wrote:
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> Tater is the same skin color as Joe C0$by.

I misread the header; I was waiting to read about Tater's big
secretion.

Tater Gumfries

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Jan 6, 2010, 9:14:54 PM1/6/10
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That's another story entire, but a true one. Tater'll tell you some
time, but he's off to accept the Nobel Prize in Country Music.


Tater

Rob Cypher aka "The Anti-Bob"

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Jan 7, 2010, 11:54:56 PM1/7/10
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So you and Joe are both red?
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Grebo

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Jan 8, 2010, 2:41:23 PM1/8/10
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Whatever.

grimlock16

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Jan 8, 2010, 5:30:00 PM1/8/10
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whats with all the spam i'm seeing in the group? Can the mods ban
whoevers doing it?

G.B. Blackrock

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Jan 8, 2010, 5:48:00 PM1/8/10
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On Jan 8, 2:30 pm, grimlock16 <grimloc...@gmail.com> wrote:
> whats with all the spam i'm seeing in the group? Can the mods ban
> whoevers doing it?

It's ATT. Moderation isn't even possible.

These are just two (from the looks of it) well-known pests who are
finally taking ATT to its long foreseen conclusion of utter
irrelevance.

Guy Namechanger

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Jan 8, 2010, 6:44:33 PM1/8/10
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"grimlock16" <griml...@gmail.com> wrote in message
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> whats with all the spam i'm seeing in the group? Can the mods ban
> whoevers doing it?
>
GRIMLOCK CRUSH MODERATOR!


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