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Re: Protect yourself from swine flu with holy water

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Rev. Richard Skull

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Jan 2, 2010, 9:56:51 AM1/2/10
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On Jan 2, 8:35 am, Modemac <mode...@modemac.com> wrote:
> Because we all know swine flu is repelled by holy water, this guy has
> invented an automatic holy water dispenser especially to protect
> churchgoers from swine flu:
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> http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/33863603
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I think Kosher water would be better at repulsing Swine.

nikolai kingsley

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Jan 2, 2010, 10:23:28 AM1/2/10
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> http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/33863603


automatic dispenser, my foot. when it runs out of holy water, you're
fucked, especially if vampires are on your ass. it needs a priest built
into it, perhaps with a hose run through him, so the water gets
sanctified on the way out.

Rev. Exo-Skeletal ScalPlan

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Jan 2, 2010, 11:45:37 AM1/2/10
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On Jan 2, 10:23 am, nikolai kingsley

I suppose that would make you WET.

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