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iDRMRSR the Reclined Mastar

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Nov 21, 2009, 4:23:35 PM11/21/09
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OK, I've seen all them smiling sciantists sitting at the consoles of the LHC
now that they got a coupal of protans spinning in it. They got these big
SHIT EATING GRINS. You can see it on their faces, they're ready to COLLIDE
SOME SHIT as fast as they can scrambal it up.

Smirky fuckars. I'd like to see the look on their smug faces once they do
some real experimants and find out they TRANSPORTED THEMSELVES BACK TO 13th
CENTURY EUROPE or something.

Yeah, I bet they'll be smirking and all smug looking when THEIR FLESH IS
SUCKED INTO A BLACK HOLE ALONG WITH THE REST OF THE PLANAT!

You can just see the SMIRK as they watch their coworkars skin covaring get
ripped off in a maelstrom like strawberry jello, leaving their skelatons to
drop lifeless to the floor just long enuff to clattar befoar a great
expanding cloud of anti-mattar disintegrates evary last trace of boan,
metal, the screens on the console, Switzerland, Germany, France, Spain,
Italy, the British Isles, Northern Africa, the Atlantic Ocean, Russia, The
USA, China, the Pacific, the Arctic and the Antarctic and Australia.

That'll be SOME FUCKING SMIRK, that's for sure.

Smug fuckars.

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Tater Gumfries

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Nov 21, 2009, 4:37:52 PM11/21/09
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On Nov 21, 2:23 pm, "iDRMRSR the Reclined Mastar"

They got a right to be smug. They got paid billions to destroy the
Earth.

Tater

Rev. Ivan Stang

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Nov 21, 2009, 4:39:57 PM11/21/09
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On Nov 21, 4:23 pm, "iDRMRSR the Reclined Mastar"

<idrm...@myspace.com> wrote:
> OK, I've seen all them smiling sciantists sitting at the consoles of the LHC
> now that they got a coupal of protans spinning in it.  They got these big
> SHIT EATING GRINS.  You can see it on their faces, they're ready to COLLIDE
> SOME SHIT as fast as they can scrambal it up.
>
> Smirky fuckars.  I'd like to see the look on their smug faces once they do
> some real experimants and find out they TRANSPORTED THEMSELVES BACK TO 13th
> CENTURY EUROPE or something.

THIS VERY THING CAN HAPPAN! I know, because I saw it happan last night
on my TV, in the TERRIBLE Roger Corman movie FRANKENSTEIN UNBOUND. A
modern day Frankenstein's weapons experiment backfires and he ends up
meeting THE Dr. Frankenstein -- AND Mary Shelley -- in 1735 or some
such. The first half is GREAT! Then it becomes completely
incomprehensible and bad.

On the subject of movies and smug bastards, look in your mailbox! We
visitad the Condo of Solitude earlier today but it seemed a bit early
to disrupt the Solitude so I just slipped a disc, as we Doktors say.

"Ruben and Ed" with Crispin Glover and Howard Heseman. QUIRKY! Most
quirky indeed.


>
> Yeah, I bet they'll be smirking and all smug looking when THEIR FLESH IS
> SUCKED INTO A BLACK HOLE ALONG WITH THE REST OF THE PLANAT!
>
> You can just see the SMIRK as they watch their coworkars skin covaring get
> ripped off in a maelstrom like strawberry jello, leaving their skelatons to
> drop lifeless to the floor just long enuff to clattar befoar a great
> expanding cloud of anti-mattar disintegrates evary last trace of boan,
> metal, the screens on the console, Switzerland, Germany, France, Spain,
> Italy, the British Isles, Northern Africa, the Atlantic Ocean, Russia, The
> USA, China, the Pacific, the Arctic and the Antarctic and Australia.
>
> That'll be SOME FUCKING SMIRK, that's for sure.

It will be a chain smirking!

Rev.Dr. LoBotomy

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Nov 21, 2009, 4:54:14 PM11/21/09
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I'm so smug I'll be smirking *as* I'm getting sucked into the black hole.
What a way to go!

Chain Smerker

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Nov 21, 2009, 5:59:30 PM11/21/09
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"iDRMRSR the Reclined Mastar" <idr...@myspace.com> wrote in message
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*covers his mouth*


Chain Smerker

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Nov 21, 2009, 6:00:18 PM11/21/09
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"Rev. Ivan Stang" <st...@subgenius.com> wrote in message
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MY NAME!!! LOL!


Rev. Richard Skull

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Nov 21, 2009, 6:41:31 PM11/21/09
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On Nov 21, 4:23 pm, "iDRMRSR the Reclined Mastar"
<idrm...@myspace.com> wrote:

You have to admit, thes one HELL of an Erector set though!

OuroborosRex

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Nov 21, 2009, 7:12:30 PM11/21/09
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iDRMRSR the Reclined Mastar wrote:
I'm smirking RIGHT NOW!

Rev. Exo-Skeletal ScalPlan

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Nov 21, 2009, 7:19:25 PM11/21/09
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>
> On the subject of movies and smug bastards, look in your mailbox! We
> visitad the Condo of Solitude earlier today but it seemed a bit early
> to disrupt the Solitude so I just slipped a disc, as we Doktors say.
>
>
ah yes, the post office of slipped discs! Always turns out crowded
with the right kind of doctor material! The ones who don't HAVE to
pretend they are evil, because they are beyond badness in their
knowledge.

Chain Smerker

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Nov 21, 2009, 7:19:57 PM11/21/09
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"iDRMRSR the Reclined Mastar" <idr...@myspace.com> wrote in message
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Just thought of something really funny to say...you ready?

scroll down


Ok ready?.........................

Drum roll

**** They have a degree in physics from the school of hard knocks. ******

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Rev. Richard Skull

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Nov 21, 2009, 8:09:05 PM11/21/09
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On Nov 21, 8:03 pm, IMBJR <im...@cloon.fucker> wrote:
> On Sat, 21 Nov 2009 16:23:35 -0500, "iDRMRSR the Reclined Mastar"
> And they did it all thanks to FORTRAN.
>
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No COBAL was used in the creation of this Holocuast

nikolai kingsley

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Nov 22, 2009, 1:59:02 AM11/22/09
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> OK, I've seen all them smiling sciantists sitting at the consoles of the LHC
> now that they got a coupal of protans spinning in it. They got these big
> SHIT EATING GRINS. You can see it on their faces, they're ready to COLLIDE
> SOME SHIT as fast as they can scrambal it up.


would they be as acclaimed if they were racing nitro burning funny cars
around a track the wrong way, colliding them to see if they can make a
new kind of car? no.

Rev.Dr. LoBotomy

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Nov 22, 2009, 2:03:02 AM11/22/09
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That might work if "Bob" did it...

SusietheFloozie

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Nov 22, 2009, 2:07:50 AM11/22/09
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On Nov 21, 7:19 pm, "Chain Smerker" <mich...@subgenious.com> wrote:

> Ok ready?.........................
>
> Drum roll
>
> **** They have a degree in physics from the school of hard knocks. ******

*I* went to the School of Hard Knockers. In fact, that's where I *ba-
dum!* MATRICULATED.

And *I'M* smirking at BOTH ends.

Chain Smerker

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Nov 22, 2009, 6:03:29 AM11/22/09
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"SusietheFloozie" <susie...@gmail.com> wrote in message
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Zing!

Rev. Susie the Floozie

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Nov 22, 2009, 11:13:47 AM11/22/09
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On Nov 22, 6:03 am, "Chain Smerker" <mich...@subgenious.com> wrote:
> "SusietheFloozie" <susieflo...@gmail.com> wrote in message

Oh, maaan... Hand me a ShamWow, I'm matriculating on the upholstery
again...!

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