2006 Bobbie Awards
Rev. Ivan Stang
spontaneously added a few wheen we were actually handing out the Hairy
Brass Balls of "Bob" at 9X-Day Drill.
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2006 BOBBIE AWARDS
Best Songwrioter: Priestess Pisces
Sacred Agent: Rev. Gary Heidt
Time/Place Control Master: Dr. Philo U. Drummond, OverMan 1st Degree
Best Signifying: Dr. Hal aka Dr. Howll
Most Realistic Human Cartoon: Lonesome Cowboy Dave
Best Escape Vessel: Sister Decadence
Most Conspicuous Absence: Banjo Bob
IRC Maintenance: Rev. Weinholt, Rev. Ankara, Rev.Dr.Jack, St. Bucky
Alt.Slack Writer Who Cracked Stang Up the Most: Chain Smerker
Most Initiative: Rev. James Slaughter
Coolest Accent: Rev. Razna
Sex God/Most Useful Tool of "Bob": Modemac
Most Varied Gender and Ethnic Background: Rev. Artemia Salina
Least Recognized: Unclaimed Mysteries
Most Valued Craziest: The Gription Clench, Pammy and Random
Most Insistent Enabler: Dok Frop/Satan
Most Talented Angel Turd Tatooer: Rev. Susie the Floozy
Most Sarcastic Australian: Rev. Nikolai Kingsley
Sexiest: no award this year
Idea Queen: Rev. Nickie Deathchick
Best Blues Singer: Rev. Leonard the Committed
SubSITE Chassis Detailing: NHGH
Dripping CandelaBra of Connie Award: Popess Pantiara Evokovich
Hospitality/Best Sustainers of Life: Rev. V, Rev. Ennie
Loudest Preacher: Rev. Carter LeBlanc
Best Diction: Rev. Alex
Morphing SubGenius Name Award: Frater S.O.D.D.I.
Coolest: Rev. Chris Lee
Best Proofreader: St. Stymie deBergerac
"Fuck 'Em If They Can't Take a Joke" Award: Rev. Melinda Smith
Most Hapless Prank Victim: New HoSlack Arteest: Rev. Maynard Brainard
Peskiest and Most Relentless Wheedling for an Award: Rev. Two Beans
Sacred Garter of the Sodality of the White Glove of Connie: IMBJR
Most Exploited for Commercial Purposes: Heart Ignition
Best Eruction of THATheadism: Mister Fernandinande LeMur
Best Taste in Tastelessness: DJ Shaver
Best Invokers of Titanic Unseen Forces: The Amino Acids
Planetary Science Research Grant Award: Uncle Dr. Onan Canobite
Meanest Nice Person not in a miniskirt: Pope Philistine Monty
Best SuBlog/ SubGenius News Service: Rev. Nu-Monet V. 9
Most Balls and Human Souls: Governor Rocknar (11 balls)
Most True-to-Life Goddess In or Out of Costume: Princess Wei "R." Doe
Chaos Coordinator and SpecialNepotism Award: Rev. Ivan Stang
Bulldada Preservationist Society -- Epopt 2nd Degree Special Award/
Best Heckler: Dr. Dark
Best Award Award: Her Highness Hellno
Least Killfiled: (no award this year)
Unmaker of Kings: Nenslo
BEST MOTHER: Rev. Magdalen
The Unremembered Award Category Award: ?
LongDurPerSav, HOUR OF SLACK: Rev Norel Pref
Best Non-Old Radio Doktor: Dr. Sinister, Radio Synaesthesia/ Rev.
Ouroborous
Everything: Rev. Phloighdd
Best Role Model: Dok Frop
Sharer of Most Wanted Knowledge Erasers: Rev. Sifu
Keeper of Sifu: Rev. Diana
Most Brain-Scrambling String-Bending: Rev. Angry Larry
Best Stage Presence: Rev. Ed Strange's Pulpit
Inspirational Good Humor Amidst Slacklessness: iDRMRSR
Most Patient Wife: Rev. Sinphaltimus Exmortis
Participation Award: Dr. Philo Drummond
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Melinda Smith =^..^=
"Rev. Ivan Stang" <st...@subgeniusNOSPUM.com> wrote in message
news:140720061436465209%
> "Fuck 'Em If They Can't Take a Joke" Award: Rev. Melinda Smith
>
>
That is cool. I won an award. I hope it does not mean, fuck me if I can't
take a joke.
stang...@gmail.com
No, it meant you did a good job of projecting a "Fuck 'em if they can't
take a joke" attitude.
Melinda Smith =^..^=
"IMBJR" <im...@NOSPUM.com> wrote in message
news:i1ufb25tmhp4rt6bi...@4ax.com...
> On Fri, 14 Jul 2006 14:36:46 -0400, in replay to "Rev. Ivan Stang"
> <st...@subgeniusNOSPUM.com>:
>
>>Sacred Garter of the Sodality of the White Glove of Connie: IMBJR
>
>
> Heart Ignition won it last year so I get to sniff what he's done with
> it.
>
> However ...
>
> My certificate from 2004 says "grove", though I ended up with two
> because Wei had trouble getting that mouthful in one line - I think
> the other may have said glove.
>
> So wadda I really got "glove" or "grove"? - actually either is groovy.
>
> --------------------
> http://www.imbjr.com
Did you have to be at Brushwood to get a certificate or something?
I thought about sending Stang past issues of my zine. A prisoner in
Washington state wrote asking me for some copies. I need to get that done
this weekend. See, I am not prompt like Stang. That is why I don't ask for
money for my zine.
Melinda Smith =^..^=
Melinda Smith =^..^=
"IMBJR" <im...@NOSPUM.com> wrote in message
> On Fri, 14 Jul 2006 20:10:21 GMT, in replay to "Melinda Smith =^..^="
> <melsbas...@gmail.com>:
>
>>
>>"IMBJR" <im...@NOSPUM.com> wrote in message
>>news:i1ufb25tmhp4rt6bi...@4ax.com...
>>> On Fri, 14 Jul 2006 14:36:46 -0400, in replay to "Rev. Ivan Stang"
>>> <st...@subgeniusNOSPUM.com>:
>>>
>>>>Sacred Garter of the Sodality of the White Glove of Connie: IMBJR
>>>
>>> Again! Yippee!
>>>
>>> Heart Ignition won it last year so I get to sniff what he's done with
>>> it.
>>>
>>> However ...
>>>
>>> My certificate from 2004 says "grove", though I ended up with two
>>> because Wei had trouble getting that mouthful in one line - I think
>>> the other may have said glove.
>>>
>>> So wadda I really got "glove" or "grove"? - actually either is groovy.
>>>
>>> --------------------
>>> http://www.imbjr.com
>>
>>Did you have to be at Brushwood to get a certificate or something?
>
>
>>
>>I thought about sending Stang past issues of my zine. A prisoner in
>>Washington state wrote asking me for some copies. I need to get that done
>>this weekend. See, I am not prompt like Stang. That is why I don't ask for
>>money for my zine.
>
>
>>
>>Melinda Smith =^..^=
>>
>
> --------------------
> http://www.imbjr.com
what is INDCMPLX?
As far as my zines, maybe I will scan them and send them as Jpgs. I do not
know how to send a big pdf through outlook express.
Pope Philistine... ...or Something
IMBJR wrote:
> On Fri, 14 Jul 2006 14:36:46 -0400, in replay to "Rev. Ivan Stang"
> <st...@subgeniusNOSPUM.com>:
>
>> Sacred Garter of the Sodality of the White Glove of Connie: IMBJR
>
> Again! Yippee!
>
> Heart Ignition won it last year so I get to sniff what he's done with
> it.
>
> However ...
>
> My certificate from 2004 says "grove", though I ended up with two
> because Wei had trouble getting that mouthful in one line - I think
> the other may have said glove.
>
> So wadda I really got "glove" or "grove"? - actually either is groovy.
>
> --------------------
> http://www.imbjr.com
looks like you're holding up the Euro end this year
Artemia Salina
I like to think that I helped Melinda achieve this award.
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Pope Philistine... ...or Something
IMBJR wrote:
> On Fri, 14 Jul 2006 21:34:37 +0100, in replay to "Pope Philistine...
> ...or Something" <pope_ph...@normal-restrictions-apply.com>:
> Does that include any part of you I haven't already sampled?
the end with the Euro
Artemia Salina
> Most Varied Gender and Ethnic Background: Rev. Artemia Salina
You have insulted the honor of my family!
You shall RUE THE DAY that you decided to slap my face with this award!
Zeno Izen
I have to think that's for being a "good sport." If I was you, I'd be
using your award as a license to start dishing it out.
Pisces
Rev. Ivan Stang wrote:
> This is from the paper list handed in by the judges. I may have
> spontaneously added a few wheen we were actually handing out the Hairy
> Brass Balls of "Bob" at 9X-Day Drill.
>
> *****************
>
> 2006 BOBBIE AWARDS
>
>
> Best Songwrioter: Priestess Pisces
>
Song-rioter???
hehe. I dig that
Unclaimed Mysteries
>
> Least Recognized: Unclaimed Mysteries
>
>
> Sexiest: no award this year
>
Great list. A couple of entries seem to have been accidentally
transposed. I'm sure this was an honest mistake. Hope this helps.
--
It Came From Corry Lee Smith's Unclaimed Mysteries.
http://www.unclaimedmysteries.net
Zeno Izen
Unclaimed Mysteries wrote:
> Rev. Ivan Stang wrote in part:
>
> >
> > Least Recognized: Unclaimed Mysteries
> >
> >
> > Sexiest: no award this year
> >
>
> Great list. A couple of entries seem to have been accidentally
> transposed. I'm sure this was an honest mistake. Hope this helps.
>
Yeah, I was gonna say.
frater SODDI
"Rev. Ivan Stang" <st...@subgeniusNOSPUM.com> wrote:
> Morphing SubGenius Name Award: Frater S.O.D.D.I.
Thank you, thank you. I'm flatter.
nikolai kingsley
> Most Sarcastic Australian: Rev. Nikolai Kingsley
if i could, i'd introduce you to Rod Quantock. He's obviously of Yeti
descent, and he makes me look like a cross between St Francis of Assisi
and Winnie-the-Pooh.
"If you don't believe in God, you can't believe in heaven.
And if you don't believe in heaven, you can't believe that
some people will ROT IN HELL."
- Rod Quantock
Rev. James Slaughter
Rev. Ivan Stang wrote:
> Most Initiative: Rev. James Slaughter
I'll take what I can get, I suppose. Wait, what's initiative? Does this
mean I have the most Initiation properties, to easily and handily
explain to new converts? Or does it mean that I have a "not on his ass"
may jick property? Buh. Whatever. Looking into meaning from a
"Bob"-sanctified scout is like trying to fuck the mooooooon.
I'd like to thank all the LITTLE people who helped make this
possible...you're so much better than the ones from Army of Darkness!!
Ergonomicon
> Most Balls and Human Souls: Governor Rocknar (11 balls)
Goodness. How many souls per ball?
If they glow enough, he'd be safe jogging at night.
just john
> On Fri, 14 Jul 2006 14:36:46 -0400, Rev. Ivan Stang wrote:
>
>
>> Most Varied Gender and Ethnic Background: Rev. Artemia Salina
>
> You have insulted the honor of my family!
>
> You shall RUE THE DAY that you decided to slap my face with this award!
>
>
Oh, now you're bitching about his AIM?
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