It's national plonk day

Tater Gumfries

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Jan 6, 2010, 1:42:42 AM1/6/10

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Show your friends you care by givin em a little plonk. You won't
regret it.

Tater

John Cook

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Jan 6, 2010, 2:03:14 AM1/6/10

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Plonk em in the Creek
Plonk em in the Dam
Plonk em the Cake baking Pan.

--
John Cook

Reality is not Democratic

purple

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Jan 6, 2010, 2:18:15 AM1/6/10

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On 2010-01-06 01:03:14 -0600, John Cook <FunCoTech@Yahoodotcom> said:

> On 6/01/10 4:42 PM, Tater Gumfries wrote:
>> Show your friends you care by givin em a little plonk. You won't
>> regret it.
>>
>> Tater
>
> Plonk em in the Creek
> Plonk em in the Dam
> Plonk em the Cake baking Pan.

Oooh, when you see that crosspost scum
A comin up the road
Will you turn the other cheek
Just like a gutless toad?
Or will you stand your sacred ground
And form in with the bats
Tell 'im 'e's not welcome 'ere
And give 'im sev'ral smacks

Plonk him if he's purple
Plonk him if he's wack
Plonk him till he fucks off
And doesn't come back
Plonk him in the bollocks
Plonk him in the head
Plonk him till he really hurts
Plonk him till he's deeeeaaaaad

When he starts a snivelling
And pleadin for his life
Tell him that you're only sad
You missed his kids and wife
Tell him how your father fought
In wars not long ago
To save this country from the likes
Of fucking GI Ho

Plonk him if he's purple
Plonk him if he's wack
Plonk him till he fucks off
And doesn't come back
Plonk him in the bollocks
Plonk him in the head
Plonk him till he really hurts
Plonk him till he's deeeeaaaaad

Tater Gumfries

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Jan 6, 2010, 12:41:12 PM1/6/10

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You're wearin ol Tater ragged.

http://kernsholler.net/Poetry/PoemBunkerBizzarroPurple.html

Tater