Poor Stratagy for New Year's Day

[iDRMRSR the Reclined Mastar]

So evan though Littal iDRMRSR is here, I managed to get in a good half hour
nap. I delibarately waited until about 4 PM to put the pork ribs n' kraut
in a slow ovan, so they'd be fallin' off the boan done by 6 ish.

But that nap done me wondars, and now I'm hungry, and I checked with the
meat thermomatar, the pork's oanly 120, and sure enuff, I gotta nurse this
hungar anothar hour or so. My mistake was thinking the taint from that wine
last night was gonna spoil my appatite at least an hour longar.

Now I was gonna go on FaceBook and brag about my pork n' kraut, but then I
realized amongst the FB peopal is a coupal out there who moast certainly are
NOT having pork n' kraut for dinnar tonight like the rest of the regular
folk are. But I caught myself befoar I hit the big SHARE buttan.

Turns out that may be the first thing I done right today. Which kinda
balances things out a littal.

The thing to do here is find something to snack on which won't fill me up.
Must be something in the Condo...

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[Chain Smerker]

"iDRMRSR the Reclined Mastar" <idr...@myspace.com> wrote in message
news:xcSdnTyMN_s27KPW...@giganews.com...

I wonder why you yanks are so pork crazy. When I was growing up we rarely
ever had pork, the cheapest meat was lamb so I had lamp chops or roast lamb
almost every night for dinner.

Porn is ok when its in sausages I guess but its a pretty crappy meat in my
humble opinion.

[Rev.Dr. LoBotomy]

On Fri, 01 Jan 2010 22:28:04 +0000, Chain Smerker wrote:

> Porn is ok when its in sausages I guess but its a pretty crappy meat in
> my humble opinion.

Who asked you? Bacon is pork! HERETIC!!

[Chain Smerker]

"Rev.Dr. LoBotomy" <e...@drlobotomy.net> wrote in message
news:00ba56c3$0$23470$c3e...@news.astraweb.com...

Bacon is not pork. Bacon is manna.

[Rev. Richard Skull]

On Jan 1, 5:28 pm, "Chain Smerker" <mich...@subgenious.com> wrote:
> "iDRMRSR the Reclined Mastar" <idrm...@myspace.com> wrote in messagenews:xcSdnTyMN_s27KPW...@giganews.com...

> humble opinion.- Hide quoted text -
>
> - Show quoted text -

In Ammerikka, lambs are for fucking, pigs are for eating!

[John Cook]

On 2/01/10 2:25 PM, Rev. Richard Skull wrote:
> On Jan 1, 5:28 pm, "Chain Smerker"<mich...@subgenious.com> wrote:
>> "iDRMRSR the Reclined Mastar"<idrm...@myspace.com> wrote in messagenews:xcSdnTyMN_s27KPW...@giganews.com...
>>
>>
>>
>>
>>
>>> So evan though Littal iDRMRSR is here, I managed to get in a good half
>>> hour nap. I delibarately waited until about 4 PM to put the pork ribs n'
>>> kraut in a slow ovan, so they'd be fallin' off the boan done by 6 ish.
>>
>>> But that nap done me wondars, and now I'm hungry, and I checked with the
>>> meat thermomatar, the pork's oanly 120, and sure enuff, I gotta nurse this
>>> hungar anothar hour or so. My mistake was thinking the taint from that
>>> wine last night was gonna spoil my appatite at least an hour longar.
>>
>>> Now I was gonna go on FaceBook and brag about my pork n' kraut, but then I
>>> realized amongst the FB peopal is a coupal out there who moast certainly
>>> are NOT having pork n' kraut for dinnar tonight like the rest of the
>>> regular folk are. But I caught myself befoar I hit the big SHARE buttan.
>>
>>> Turns out that may be the first thing I done right today. Which kinda
>>> balances things out a littal.
>>
>>> The thing to do here is find something to snack on which won't fill me up.
>>> Must be something in the Condo...
>>
>>> [*]
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>> I wonder why you yanks are so pork crazy. When I was growing up we rarely
>> ever had pork, the cheapest meat was lamb so I had lamp chops or roast lamb
>> almost every night for dinner.

I'll Ditto that.

Chook wasn't the cheapest meat back then and Bacon too was much dearer -
it's become relatively cheap meat.

>> Porn is ok when its in sausages I guess but its a pretty crappy meat in my
>> humble opinion.- Hide quoted text -
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>> - Show quoted text -
>
> In Ammerikka, lambs are for fucking, pigs are for eating!

The standard oz joke about New Zealanders (kiwi's) involve sheep fucking
- I think we fuk kangaroos in NZ jokes. Susie told a good one recently
- probably didn't get it cos you don't know the Kiwi accent.

p.s. Didga know... NZ was first place on the planet to give Women the
Vote??
--
John Cook

Reality is not Democratic

[Radix Lecti Artemia Salina]

On Sat, 02 Jan 2010 15:08:26 +1000, John Cook wrote:

> p.s. Didga know... NZ was first place on the planet to give Women the
> Vote??

Well Australia invented the 5 day work week and the 8 hour work day.
WTF were you guys THINKING??? 5 FUCKING DAYS??? IN A ROW????

--
Artemia Salina: President of the Timothy Treadwell Memorial Petting Zoo

[LecresiaBoiler 4]

Scrapple is the -true- manna from Penncilvania. Bacon, Scrapple,
Sausage and 2 eggs over easy with a side of hash browns with free
refill coffee served in a 40+ year old chrome-ensconsed diner at 8:00
AM is pure and complete Nirvana.

[Radix Lecti Artemia Salina]

Make that at NOON or later and you've got a deal.

[Rev. Exo-Skeletal ScalPlan]

On Jan 2, 12:57 am, Radix Lecti Artemia Salina <y...@sheayright.com>
wrote:

Norway has or had a 4 days work week , being such an efficient economy.

[Rev. Richard Skull]

On Jan 2, 3:52 am, "Rev. Exo-Skeletal ScalPlan" <pasc...@hotmail.com>
wrote:

Well, other then herding reindeer and making Lutefish, there's not
that much work in Norway.

[Rev. Exo-Skeletal ScalPlan]

> > Norway has or had a 4 days work week , being such an efficient economy.
>
> Well, other then herding reindeer and making Lutefish, there's not
> that much work in Norway.

I bet you never had SEX with a Lutefish. It sure prevents me from
getting all worked up. Down from 5 days. really.