Why are fat people stupid?

Ron the Mon

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Jan 2, 2010, 2:58:12 PM1/2/10

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All the really fat people I've ever known were stupid.

All the really smart people I ever knew were not fat.

TRUE STORY.

Can anyone explain? NOT INTENDED AS FLAMEBAIT.

Rev.Dr. LoBotomy

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Jan 2, 2010, 3:05:58 PM1/2/10

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Yes, I can explain. You don't like fat people and you are stupid.

nikolai kingsley

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Jan 2, 2010, 3:36:18 PM1/2/10

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we're pretending to be stupid so that when you turn your back we can
steal another donut. what are you, stupid or something? whoops, got
another one there! mmm-mm.

Tater Gumfries

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Jan 2, 2010, 3:58:59 PM1/2/10

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Small sample.

TaTer

Ol' Scurvy Bastard

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Jan 2, 2010, 4:14:22 PM1/2/10

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Two theories:
1. You don't know many people because you spend too much time trying
to emulate yeti-overmen on the internet, you xenophobic mouthbreather.

2. The fat people you know are playing a trick by playing dumb. The
non-fat people you know are average at best, but they seem smart
because they subscribe to the Word of the Day email. Notice how
they've all been using 'constitutional' today?

3. (BONUS FREE THEORY TODAY ONLY) You have a bad frame of reference
for "really fat" and "not fat".

Joe User

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Jan 2, 2010, 4:17:44 PM1/2/10

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On Sat, 02 Jan 2010 19:58:12 +0000, wrote:

> All the really fat people I've ever known were stupid.
>
> All the really smart people I ever knew were not fat.

Fat people are smart enough to get plenty to eat. Maybe that's all they
want, and any extra intelligence would just cause stress.

--
To endure is the first thing that a child
ought to learn and that which he will have
the most need to know.

-- Jean Jacques Rousseau

Rev.Dr. LoBotomy

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Jan 2, 2010, 4:22:54 PM1/2/10

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On Sat, 02 Jan 2010 19:58:12 +0000, Ron the Mon wrote:

> NOT INTENDED AS FLAMEBAIT.

LOL

Dr. Phineas J. Martian

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Jan 2, 2010, 4:38:31 PM1/2/10

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Winston Churchill. Lived to be 90.

Ron the Mon

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Jan 2, 2010, 4:40:19 PM1/2/10

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Tater Gumfries <ta...@kernsholler.net> wrote in news:1a858830-b2d6-4fe9-
b8bc-12c...@j24g2000yqa.googlegroups.com:

No, all the samples were huge, well over 300 pounds.

Ron the Mon

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Jan 2, 2010, 4:42:13 PM1/2/10

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"Ol' Scurvy Bastard" <chica...@gmail.com> wrote in news:18880cc2-fbd4-
433d-a975-e...@r5g2000yqb.googlegroups.com:

Does xenophobic mean fat-hater?

Rev. Richard Skull

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Jan 2, 2010, 6:05:32 PM1/2/10

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Thats the stupidest thing I ever heard

Ol' Scurvy Bastard

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Jan 2, 2010, 6:05:41 PM1/2/10

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On Jan 2, 3:42 pm, Ron the Mon <.@...> wrote:
> Does xenophobic mean fat-hater?

No. You never mentioned anything about hating fat people, so I didn't
either.

OSB

Rev. Back It On Up 13

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Jan 2, 2010, 7:12:28 PM1/2/10

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I can explain this.

Almost all people are extremely stupid. Almost all of them,
regardless of size.

The fact that you met ANY really smart people, fat or thin, is a
fucking miracle, and you should count your blessings.

Children don't weigh much, usually, but they're often stupider than
their adult counterparts, who weigh more.

Your theory does not hold water. Try again.