It is too fucking cold and we are forced to live upstairs
XODDI
Not even a blazing fire in the fireplace keeps the downstairs warm for long.
The only insulation in this fucking house is in the attic.
I guess this cold snap proves that global warming is a hoax, huh?
Divine Ma-Schematic
You can blow up the first floor while you're upstairs and go to Hell.
Ask Satan if Global Warming is a JOKE.
Rev.Dr. LoBotomy
According to those Austrians it's hot, the perverse bastards.
Popess Pantiara Evokovitch
16????
It was about 10 here in indiana last night. Pipes nearly froze cause
we're too poor to turn on the furnace at night. Course by that logic
we're also too poor to let a pipe burst.
I can't even imagine it getting colder than 30 degrees down in Georgia!
Rev.Dr. LoBotomy
Maybe turn the thermostat down to 45 or something? Compromise.
Popess Pantiara Evokovitch
60 is as low as it'll go. Maybe 55. Sometimes if it's set too low the
furnace shuts off but leaves cold air blowing so I have to go down to
the basement and flip the furnace switch a few times.
I don't like the basement. There are clowns down there. And spiders.
Rev.Dr. LoBotomy
You can keep the clowns at bay with ring-dings. The spiders, I'm not so
sure. But you shouldn't have to worry about the pipes in the cellar, I
discovered through my own independent investigation. The fact that it's
buried in the earth tends to keep the temperature in the 50s or 40s,
that's in Massachusetts, anyway. If you put space heaters in the
bathrooms and kitchen, and keep them on low, that should keep those pipes
from freezing.
RastaBillyBob
Only that global warming is not the correct name - it's climate
disruption - the rules we've come to know are going rogue, and it's
our fault. Overall, the global weather is warming, but that means
weather streams go in different directions from before. I'll bet you a
hundred million dollars that the world is getting warmer, and will
continue for several years - probably our lifetimes. When the shit
hits the tipping point, money won't be worth anything.
Rev. Richard Skull
HA! We had 29 last night n Delaware!
This reminds me of Feb 96. We went to see my brother in Detroit, was
10 degrees in Philly. When we landed in Detroit, it was 55 and
everyone was wearing shorts.
XODDI
"RastaBillyBob" <rastab...@gmail.com> wrote in message
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I don't think there will be any dramatic tipping point, just a long slow sad
slide into a new equilibrium that may not be very hospitable for civilized
human life. Like there ever was such a thing.
Toilet Pepper's Lonely Hearts Club Band
HAAA!!! The weather people have foreseen El niño this summer. I guess
I have to take a bath regularly.
Radix Lecti Artemia Salina
> Sometimes if it's set too low the
> furnace shuts off but leaves cold air blowing so I have to go down to
> the basement and flip the furnace switch a few times. I don't like the
> basement. There are clowns down there. And spiders.
That's a bad relay. The contacts are beginning to stick. Eventually
they'll get stuck forever. Relays are cheap and easy to replace. If I had
more info on the furnace (make and model) I could probably talk you
through replacing it yourself. I bought my most recent furnace relay
online. 5 minutes to replace it and $20 (at most) for the relay.
--
Artemia Salina: President of the Timothy Treadwell Memorial Petting Zoo
Radix Lecti Artemia Salina
> On Tue, 05 Jan 2010 14:17:30 -0800, Popess Pantiara Evokovitch wrote:
>
>> Sometimes if it's set too low the
>> furnace shuts off but leaves cold air blowing so I have to go down to
>> the basement and flip the furnace switch a few times. I don't like the
>> basement. There are clowns down there. And spiders.
>
>
>
> That's a bad relay. The contacts are beginning to stick. Eventually
> they'll get stuck forever. Relays are cheap and easy to replace. If I
> had more info on the furnace (make and model) I could probably talk you
> through replacing it yourself. I bought my most recent furnace relay
> online. 5 minutes to replace it and $20 (at most) for the relay.
I just had another thought about what the problem could be. It could be
that the clowns are fucking with the furnace in order to get you to go
down into the basement. That'll cost you more.
XODDI
"Radix Lecti Artemia Salina" <y...@sheayright.com> wrote in message
news:MIudnd9moP8gptnW...@giganews.com...
But shouldn't the spiders eat the clowns?
Fwap
Converted local temperature to your ridiculous "Fahrenheit" scale. -15
degrees. My snot freeze as I breathe in short, shuddering gasps. The
cold *burns*. Everything gets brittle and breaks. I wish I was in
Spain. Save me St. Nag, take me away from all this, by means of
thermonuclear devices if necessary.
...
Toilet Pepper's Lonely Hearts Club Band
> But shouldn't the spiders eat the clowns?
Not when the clowns are protected by faeries. Feeling cold??? Good
luck with that.
Giles
Build a man a fire, and he'll be warm for a day. Set a man on fire,
and he'll be warm for the rest of his life. -T.P.
Radix Lecti Artemia Salina
They will if they aren't provided with fresh meat. That's why the clowns
are trying to lure her into the basement.
I remember the time a friend had basement clowns. They were tough to get
rid of. The fuckers would listen for footsteps in the living room,
kitchen, and bedroom, and then jab their butcher's knives up through the
floorboards with all their might, stabbing his family members in the
bottoms of their feet. The wounds weren't very deep, luckily, because the
floorboards would stop the blades from poking more than about a half
an inch, but his daughter still needed some stitches. He said you could
hear them snickering amongst themselves down there.
The way he got rid of them was to first get a bunch of Vise Grip pliers,
and whenever a clown would jab his knife up through the floorboards he'd
have to clamp a pair of the pliers onto the tip of the blade so the clown
couldn't pull it back (clowns are typically very fast at this). Once he
figured he'd gotten all of their knives, he had to go into the basement
and shoot them.
Have you ever smelled a dead clown before? They reek like rotten
hamburger and cat piss!
PS: No doubt Pantiara's landlord tried to get rid of her clowns by
releasing spiders in her basement. That's not a good or sure-fire way to
get rid of them. Lots of people underestimate the adaptability of
basement clowns.
Ouroboros Rex
> "RastaBillyBob" <rastab...@gmail.com> wrote in message
> news:394c287a-d0cd-4db6...@s31g2000yqs.googlegroups.com...
> On Jan 5, 3:38 pm, "XODDI" <bybl...@spurtlings.com> wrote:
>> 16 degrees F in suburban Atlanta last night.
>>
>> Not even a blazing fire in the fireplace keeps the downstairs warm
>> for long.
>>
>> The only insulation in this fucking house is in the attic.
>>
>> I guess this cold snap proves that global warming is a hoax, huh?
>
>> Only that global warming is not the correct name - it's climate
>> disruption - the rules we've come to know are going rogue, and it's
>> our fault. Overall, the global weather is warming, but that means
>> weather streams go in different directions from before. I'll bet you
>> a hundred million dollars that the world is getting warmer, and will
>> continue for several years - probably our lifetimes. When the shit
>> hits the tipping point, money won't be worth anything.
>
> I don't think there will be any dramatic tipping point,
There's at least one that we know of.
Ouroboros Rex
Well, Atlanta warming, anyway. =)
Rev. Back It On Up 13
wrote:
> On Jan 5, 4:54 pm, "Rev.Dr. LoBotomy" <e...@drlobotomy.net> wrote:
>
>
>
>
>
> > On Tue, 05 Jan 2010 13:51:47 -0800, Popess Pantiara Evokovitch wrote:
> > > On Jan 5, 4:38 pm, "XODDI" <bybl...@spurtlings.com> wrote:
> > >> 16 degrees F in suburban Atlanta last night.
>
> > >> Not even a blazing fire in the fireplace keeps the downstairs warm for
> > >> long.
>
> > >> The only insulation in this fucking house is in the attic.
>
> > >> I guess this cold snap proves that global warming is a hoax, huh?
>
> > > 16????
>
> > > It was about 10 here in indiana last night. Pipes nearly froze cause
> > > we're too poor to turn on the furnace at night. Course by that logic
> > > we're also too poor to let a pipe burst. I can't even imagine it getting
> > > colder than 30 degrees down in Georgia!
>
> > Maybe turn the thermostat down to 45 or something? Compromise.
>
> 60 is as low as it'll go. Maybe 55. Sometimes if it's set too low the
> furnace shuts off but leaves cold air blowing so I have to go down to
> the basement and flip the furnace switch a few times.
>
> - Show quoted text -
Weird that you mention that, because once when I was home alone with a
migraine, I heard clown music coming out of my boiler room. No lie.
That was some headache.
I have also heard pirates in there.
Maybe it's more of a brain tumor than a migraine.
Rev. Logan 714
we have a clown safe house (no basement) and the heat is free But i
still hear voices coming from closet
logan
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Zapanaz
I found an easier way to get rid of my basement clowns. First I
rented a tiny little car and then drove it down into the basement and
left a door open. The clowns naturally were compelled to pile into
the car then I slammed the doors shut and jammed the locks. Kind of
like a roach hotel, very tidy.
The problem though is the garbage men won't pick up loaded clown cars,
so you have to take it to a clown recycling center, which costs a few
bucks. They then recycle the clown brains and make politician brains
out of them. They dismantle the clown clothes and make high school
math teacher clothes out of them. So there's very little waste.
You can also get something similar if you are having problems with
evil Santas. It's a fake fireplace with a trapdoor and no opening on
top. You just bait it with milk and cookies and when the evil Santa
puts his weight down in the trap, the trapdoor springs shut. The
walls of the fireplace are hinged, so you just pull the evil Santa out
in a replaceable bag. Strangely the garbage men -will- take these
without complaint, I guess because if the Santa isn't still struggling
they think it's just regular garbage. So it's a good idea to gaff the
Santa a few times before you put the bag out, to stun him.
Of course sometimes you will get PETA people coming around complaining
about this, they feel it's cruelty to Santas. But I've found you can
also use the fireplace trap on PETAs. Just bait it with fur, they
will rush in to do a protest march and SNAP you've got them.
--
Zapanaz
International Satanic Conspiracy
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