Floyd

Bradley Robertson

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Oct 9, 2011, 8:19:10 PM10/9/11

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I had a vision last night of Floyd breaking through his writer's block,
after many sleepless nights watching Maury. Did you see the one were
the fat lady had a foot fetish? Yes she wore clown shoes! The fetish?
She wore them backwards, on her ass!!

B

deadfloyd

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Oct 10, 2011, 2:00:21 PM10/10/11

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Did I not tell you that I have lost my imagination? Sigh...I guess you
don't take me seriously.

Bradley Robertson

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Oct 10, 2011, 4:47:05 PM10/10/11

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I have lost my imagination?

Imagination, you don't need no stinking imagination! Just fire up a bowl.

Sigh...I guess you
> don't take me seriously.

Don't know the meaning of serious.

B

deadfloyd

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Oct 11, 2011, 10:48:53 PM10/11/11

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On Oct 10, 4:47 pm, Bradley Robertson <b...@whidbey.com> wrote:

>
> Don't know the meaning of serious.
>
> B

Has to do with satellite radio...or a constellation, I think.

deadfloyd

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Oct 11, 2011, 10:49:53 PM10/11/11

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On Oct 10, 4:47 pm, Bradley Robertson <b...@whidbey.com> wrote:
> I have lost my imagination?
>
> Imagination, you don't need no stinking imagination! Just fire up a bowl.
>

As far as the bowl goes, can't smoke anything any more...just crave.

Bradley Robertson

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Oct 12, 2011, 1:33:09 AM10/12/11

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>
> As far as the bowl goes, can't smoke anything any more...just crave.

The college kids are against smoking the shit, so they use a vaporizer
to save their lungs.

deadfloyd

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Oct 12, 2011, 6:01:19 PM10/12/11

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What's the difference. That's like Catholics doing anal before they
are married so they can say they did not fornicate.

Bradley Robertson

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Oct 12, 2011, 8:09:17 PM10/12/11

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On 10/12/2011 3:01 PM, deadfloyd wrote:
> On Oct 12, 1:33 am, Bradley Robertson<b...@whidbey.com> wrote:
>>> As far as the bowl goes, can't smoke anything any more...just crave.
>>
>> The college kids are against smoking the shit, so they use a vaporizer
>> to save their lungs.
>
> What's the difference.

Pot high is good. Smoke in lungs, bad.

That's like Catholics doing anal before they
> are married so they can say they did not fornicate.

Man, I guess I didn't go out with any Catholics.

B

deadfloyd

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Oct 12, 2011, 11:04:54 PM10/12/11

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On Oct 12, 8:09 pm, Bradley Robertson <b...@whidbey.com> wrote:
> On 10/12/2011 3:01 PM, deadfloyd wrote:
>
> > On Oct 12, 1:33 am, Bradley Robertson<b...@whidbey.com> wrote:
> >>> As far as the bowl goes, can't smoke anything any more...just crave.
>
> >> The college kids are against smoking the shit, so they use a vaporizer
> >> to save their lungs.
>
> > What's the difference.
>
> Pot high is good. Smoke in lungs, bad.
>

Back to your original premise: Who needs imagination.Just smoke a
bowl. I tend to think that imagination is required for the pot to
work. The last year I smoked, it did not seem to work as well as it
did when I had imagination.

> That's like Catholics doing anal before they
>
> > are married so they can say they did not fornicate.
>
> Man, I guess I didn't go out with any Catholics.

Nor did I but my sister-in-law reportedly got conned into that when
she married a Catholic and my good buddy, who was Catolic asked my
advice about that very same subject before he got married. I guess
such things were important back then but then they used to have to eat
fish of Friday. (So did we; I don't know why)

>
> B

Bradley Robertson

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Oct 13, 2011, 12:44:35 AM10/13/11

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Imagine you are in the grocery line. There are two customers ahead of
you. The petite young clerk has a ripe body. Her cleavage shows a dark
blue lace fringed bra that barely contain her swelling breasts. You
can't keep your eyes off them even when she is checking out your goods.
She catches you staring, and winks at you.

You stammer a thanks when she hands you your receipt. Home, you put
away the groceries, and at the bottom of the sack is the receipt. When
you turn it over there is a is a hand written phone number bracketed by
two hearts.

deadfloyd

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Oct 13, 2011, 1:34:23 AM10/13/11

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There is so much wrong with that I will not comment on all of it
except at the start "The petite young clerk has a ripe body." Such are
not attracted to old guys unless they have money or fame. Having
neither, I do not imagine such a situation as you describe.

Bradley Robertson

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Oct 13, 2011, 2:02:09 AM10/13/11

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> There is so much wrong with that I will not comment on all of it
> except at the start "The petite young clerk has a ripe body." Such are
> not attracted to old guys unless they have money or fame. Having
> neither, I do not imagine such a situation as you describe.

Imagine she saw the wad of hundreds you imagine you carry in your right
front pocket, like all the high-rolling gamblers, who(m) you imagine you
are one of tonight.

Get a hold of your (inner) self, Floyd!

B and off to bed

deadfloyd

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Oct 13, 2011, 11:06:10 PM10/13/11

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On Oct 13, 2:02 am, Bradley Robertson <b...@whidbey.com> wrote:

> Get a hold of your (inner) self, Floyd!
>
> B and off to bed

My inner self is as limp as my outer self.

F and think I'll stay up for a while.

Bradley Robertson

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Oct 14, 2011, 2:08:56 AM10/14/11

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> My inner self is as limp as my outer self.
>
> F and think I'll stay up for a while.

Criminal Minds is on with multiple episodes.

deadfloyd

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Oct 15, 2011, 1:00:59 AM10/15/11

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Yeah and they always seem to run the same episodes. I think I've seen
about six episodes about seven or eight time already.

F

Bradley Robertson

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Oct 22, 2011, 12:46:54 AM10/22/11

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Got a new TV. It is a Sony. Got it at Costco. Do you have Costcos up
North? You must have snow by now, living up North like you do.

Have company tonight for dinner. They are staying over night. It is my
main squeeze's best girlfriend from high school. Made an apple pie,
made bread, made beef vegetable soup.

B being Hemingway

deadfloyd

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Oct 23, 2011, 1:44:36 AM10/23/11

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Yeah, about 6' of snow. Reminds me of when we were kids and wore
snowsuits that made us look like South Park kids. Funny how you still
managed to bully me even without bending your arms in those stiff
sleeves. But they were warm, those snowsuits even if our faces were
iced over, freezing.

Costco? Yep, we have them. They started out as Price Club here but
eventually they grew up to be like their big U.S. brothers.

Mary was away all day. Had nothing to eat. Made nothing because I
wanted to stay true to my self.

Floyd

Bradley Robertson

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Oct 23, 2011, 2:25:25 AM10/23/11

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>
> Mary was away all day. Had nothing to eat. Made nothing because I
> wanted to stay true to my self.
>
> Floyd

Get yourself some peanut butter (before the price goes up), and
Mayonnaise. Great with lettuce, even on white bread. I love peanut
butter on toast. The only effort on your part is twisting off the lid.

B