Two birthdays on April 24

[Chilly8]

Alpha Crucis Radio and TV wishes a happy birthday
to two skaters on April 24

Akiko Suzuki will turn 27 on April 24 and Laura
Lepisto will turn 25 the same day.

[Jeanne Douglas]

In article <5173afc4$0$64097$c3e8da3$1920...@news.astraweb.com>,

And yet AGAIN you dare to steal people's identities by lying about them.

Akiko Suzuki was born March 28, 1985, which means she turned 28 last
month. But, hey, at least for once you made somebody younger than she is.

Laura Lepisto's birthday is April 25; why on earth did you change it by
1 day?

--

JD

"Osama Bin Laden is dead and GM is alive."--VP Joseph Biden

[Scotty Skymaster]

"Jeanne Douglas" <hlwd...@NOSPAMgmail.com> wrote in message
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[snipped]

And by the way, I am not Chuckie. We are the new
owners of Alpha Crucis Radio, and we now run the
station out of the United Governates of Alaska. To
find out a little about the country, point your browser
to our new Wiki page on the country

http://alphacrucisradio.org/wiki/index.php/United_Governates_of_Alaska

Just beware that we are making an IP address change, so
if you get an error, try again later.

[Scotty Skymaster]

"Scotty Skymaster" <skym...@alphacrucisradio.org> wrote in message
news:51808d3b$0$15291$c3e8da3$9f40...@news.astraweb.com...

And we are still getting a lot things together, so bare
with us for a while. The wiki entry for the UGA is
still a work in progress.

[Jeanne Douglas]

In article <51808d3b$0$15291$c3e8da3$9f40...@news.astraweb.com>,

Who do you think you're fooling, Chuckie?

[Scotty Skymaster]

"Scotty Skymaster" <skym...@alphacrucisradio.org> wrote in message

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>
> "Scotty Skymaster" <skym...@alphacrucisradio.org> wrote in message
> news:51808d3b$0$15291$c3e8da3$9f40...@news.astraweb.com...
>>
>> "Jeanne Douglas" <hlwd...@NOSPAMgmail.com> wrote in message
>> news:hlwdjsd2-0F0E57...@news.giganews.com...
>>
>>
>> [snipped]
>>
>> And by the way, I am not Chuckie. We are the new
>> owners of Alpha Crucis Radio, and we now run the
>> station out of the United Governates of Alaska. To
>> find out a little about the country, point your browser
>> to our new Wiki page on the country
>>
>> http://alphacrucisradio.org/wiki/index.php/United_Governates_of_Alaska
>>
>> Just beware that we are making an IP address change, so
>> if you get an error, try again later.

Speaking of the United Governates Of Alaska, there are
skaters from there, just like from Bellinsguszenia and
New Devon, who skate for Russia. Polina Korobeynikova
was born in Zolodar 12th April 1995 and skates
for Russia.

[Jeanne Douglas]

In article <5180e717$0$64379$c3e8da3$5e5e...@news.astraweb.com>,

Still waiting for you to explain where you got the right to steal
people's nationalities.

[Scotty Skymaster]

"Scotty Skymaster" <skym...@alphacrucisradio.org> wrote in message
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>

We now have the Wiki entry for the Governate of Sonoma

http://alphacrucisradio.org/wiki/index.php/Sonoma

The previous owners of ACRN often ranted about
Rachael not being able to balance skating and school,
and looking at the map show the location of Sonoma
Governate, and you can see they may well have been
right.

Sonoma governate has the two closest rinks to
Stanford, which are quite a drive away. Ice rinks
in Santa Rosa and Vakavilsk are the closest
rinks to Stanford, at 98 and 93 miles, respectively.

Driving at least 93 miles there and 93 miles back,
every day, can take a toll on anyone. The closest
rink to Stanford is over the border in the United
Governates Of Alaska, 93 miles away, in Vakavilsk,
Sonoma Governate.

In other words, there is no way she can train, while
at Stanford, without having to cross the border every
time.

It is no wonder her skating has gone to hell in the
past couple of years, given the minimum 93 miles
she has to travel each way to the closest rink.

[Jeanne Douglas]

In article <51815156$0$12125$c3e8da3$6901...@news.astraweb.com>,

Why the fuck do you lie like this, Chuckie.

[Anything You Say Chuckie]

Chuckie Goebbels, for it is he, despite what "Scotty Skymaster"

claims, wrote:

>And by the way, I am not Chuckie. We are the new
>owners of Alpha Crucis Radio, and we now run the
>station out of the United Governates of Alaska.

"New owners"? Now where have I heard that before?

Oh, wait, I remember...here:

https://groups.google.com/group/alt.skate.figure/msg/f0dc5e3bec5e1c6b?dmode=source&output=gplain&noredirect&pli=1

Subject: Greetings from the new owners
Message-ID: <5e139102be8cbb87...@remailer.gabrix.ath.cx>
Date: Tue, 3 Nov 2009 11:46:48 +0100 (CET)
Newsgroups: alt.skate.figure,rec.sport.skating.ice.figure

"Greetings from the new owners of Alpha Crucis Radio.

This is a message from the new owners of Alpha Crucis Radio.
Chuckie is right about the station changing names and web
addresses.

We officially take control at midnight, Australian Eastern
Standard Time, 4th November. I can see now why Chuckie was
so hot-to-trot given all the back and forth I have seen
between him and dgs here.

As the new owners of the soon to be renamed Alpha Crucis
Radio, we want no trouble with dgs and his mates. We just
made an investment in the station, and we want it to pay
off."


And, here:

https://groups.google.com/group/alt.skate.figure/msg/b242fd08711273de?dmode=source&output=gplain&noredirect

Newsgroups: alt.skate.figure
Subject: Ognian Public Broadcasting
Message-ID: <589289a3092978b3...@dizum.com>
Date: Tue, 28 Jun 2011 23:10:55 +0200 (CEST)

"Greetings from Ognian Public Broadcasting

We are the new owners of Alpha Crucis Radio, and become
Ognian Public Broadcasting, from 1st July, and we will
be broadcasting from Ognia.

Given the hell that the previous ownership seems to have
caught from one "dgs" chap and hismates, we respectfully that
they leave us alone, when the changeover officially takes
place on Friday.

We are going to be a listener/viewer supported radio/TV network,
whose primary audience will be in Ognia.

Among Antactic forum nations, Ognia covers up to 9
time zones (anywhere from UTC-10 to UTC -2 depending
on the time of year).)"

Of course, it turns out that it was always Chuckie Goebbels.

I mean...

"Anything you say, Chuck-er, Scotty"

[Anything You Say Chuckie]

Chuckie Goebbels, for who else could it be, wrote:

>Sonoma governate has the two closest rinks to
>Stanford, which are quite a drive away. Ice rinks
>in Santa Rosa and Vakavilsk are the closest
>rinks to Stanford, at 98 and 93 miles, respectively.
>
>Driving at least 93 miles there and 93 miles back,
>every day, can take a toll on anyone. The closest
>rink to Stanford is over the border in the United
>Governates Of Alaska, 93 miles away, in Vakavilsk,
>Sonoma Governate.

Sounds like the city where somebody I know had a colonoscopy. Oh,
wait...that's Vacaville, in the State of California. If you can give
me a Latitude and Longitude of "Vakavilsk" (and remember, it has to be
93 miles from Stanford University), then maybe we can consider
starting to take you something resembling seriously. Of course, your
usual going off on tangents or ignoring posts will just make it one
step closer to...no, that's a surprise.

Oh, and here's something interesting: the Affordable Health Care Act
is technically null and void as one of the Senators who voted to close
debate (without whose vote the vote to pass it could not have taken
place) was not legally a Senator.

United States Constitution, Article I, Section 3, third paragraph:
"No person shall be a Senator who shall not have attained to the age
of thirty years, and been nine years a citizen of the United States
and who shall not, when elected, be an inhabitant of that state for
which he shall be chosen."

According to you, "Senator" Barbara Boxer has been an "inhabitant" of
the Sonoma Governate for at least the past 40 years.


Oh, wait...in your alternative geography, she can be from anywhere,
just as Presiodent Barack Obama was "born in Chicago".

I mean...

"Anything you say, CHUCKIE"

[Scotty Skymaster]

Anything You Say Chuckie" <anything...@chuck.ie> wrote in message
news:k5a3o8dsstk5kq4br...@4ax.com...

>Sounds like the city where somebody I know had a colonoscopy. Oh,
>wait...that's Vacaville, in the State of California. If you can give
>me a Latitude and Longitude of "Vakavilsk" (and remember, it has to be
>93 miles from Stanford University),

Vakavilsk is one place that has both English and
Russian names. It was Vacaville before Sonoma
Governate was admitted to the UGA in 1935,
so the use of both names is pretty much unversal.

So, yes that is the city that was once known as
Vacaville, prior to 1935. There are a number
of cities that officially now have Russian names,
despite most of the population of that
part of the country being English
speaking. The northern parts of the
country are predominately Russian
speaking while the southern governates
are predominately English and Spanish
speaking.

The 93 miles is the road miles, based on the
all-freeways route that some mapping programs
spit out. And it is the closest rink to Stanford,
period. The as-the-crow-files distance will
probably be a lot less, but I am referring to the
distance travelled by road.

The rink itself is at N38 21 11.23
and W 121 58 56.88. No matter what
route you take from Stanford, it is the
closest rink she could train at. In that
part of the USA, there are no rinks on the
US side of the border that are closer to
Stanford.

It sounds like you live somewhere near
the USA/UGA border.

>Oh, and here's something interesting: the Affordable Health Care Act
>is technically null and void as one of the Senators who voted to close
>debate (without whose vote the vote to pass it could not have taken
>place) was not legally a Senator.

Boxer is a US citizen, becuase she was born in New York
City, so she is a natural born citizen, and therefore is consitutionally
qualified to be a Senator.

And make no mistake, we are still an Australian internet
radio station. We are merely expanding our reach with
new studios worldwide. We are going to have two
beaureaus in the UGA, one in New Achangelsk,
the capital of the UGA, and one in Rumyantsevsk,
in Sonoma Governate.

Planned future studio locations include

Stanley, Warrahar, Ognia
Scott City, Rossland
New Archangelsk, Federal District, UGA
Rumyantsevsk, Sonoma, UGA
Prichastrievsk, Sonoma, UGA
Havana, Cuba

Now before you start confusing any of
us with Chuckie, Prichastrievsk is just
accross the international border from Sacramento,
California. Although we will have a presence
in the Sacramento area, I am not
Chuckie, so don't get me started on that

[Scotty Skymaster]

"Scotty Skymaster" <skym...@alphacrucisradio.org> wrote in message

news:51829f97$0$12278$c3e8da3$6901...@news.astraweb.com...

> Anything You Say Chuckie" <anything...@chuck.ie> wrote in message

>

> And make no mistake, we are still an Australian internet
> radio station. We are merely expanding our reach with
> new studios worldwide. We are going to have two beaureaus in the UGA, one
> in New Achangelsk, the capital of the UGA, and one in Rumyantsevsk,
> in Sonoma Governate.
>
> Planned future studio locations include

> Rumyantsevsk, Sonoma, UGA

As we are setting up the studios in
Rumyantsevsk, we can pick up radio
and TV from the US side of the border.

Rumyantsevsk is about 83 miles, as the
crow flies, from Sacramento, and you
can get 150,000 watt Sacramento news station KFBK
from here. I must say that Rush Limbaugh
is a rather interesting character.

[Jeanne Douglas]

In article <51829f97$0$12278$c3e8da3$6901...@news.astraweb.com>,

Who the fuck do you think you're fooling , Chuckie.

[Jeanne Douglas]

In article <5182a3c3$0$12266$c3e8da3$6901...@news.astraweb.com>,

Who do you think you're fooling, Chuckie?

[Scotty Skymaster]

"Jeanne Douglas" <hlwd...@NOSPAMgmail.com> wrote in message

news:hlwdjsd2-665416...@news.giganews.com...

> In article <51829f97$0$12278$c3e8da3$6901...@news.astraweb.com>,
> "Scotty Skymaster" <skym...@alphacrucisradio.org> wrote:

>> The 93 miles is the road miles, based on the
>> all-freeways route that some mapping programs
>> spit out. And it is the closest rink to Stanford,
>> period. The as-the-crow-files distance will
>> probably be a lot less, but I am referring to the
>> distance travelled by road.

>

> Who the fuck do you think you're fooling , Chuckie.

Vacaville/Vakavilsk does have the closest ice
rink to Stanford.

[Anything You Say Chuckie]

Chuckie Goebbels, YOU ARE CHUCKIE, wrote:

>Anything You Say Chuckie wrote:
>
>It sounds like you live somewhere near
>the USA/UGA border.

Who can tell, considering that the althistory Wiki has no mention of
Sonoma being part of the UGA, and you ban pretty much everybody in the
world from your Wiki?

>>Oh, and here's something interesting: the Affordable Health Care Act
>>is technically null and void as one of the Senators who voted to close
>>debate (without whose vote the vote to pass it could not have taken
>>place) was not legally a Senator.
>
>Boxer is a US citizen, becuase she was born in New York
>City, so she is a natural born citizen, and therefore is consitutionally
>qualified to be a Senator.

Looks like somebody wasn't paying attention at Sacramento State.
First of all, being a "natural born citizen" is a requirement for
President and VP, but not for members of Congress.
Second, what part of "No person shall be a Senator...WHO SHALL NOT,
WHEN ELECTED, BE AN INHABITANT OF THAT STATE FOR WHICH HE SHALL BE
CHOSEN" did you not comprehend?

Now to sit back and watch you dance for us by changing the
nationalities of past Olympic and World medalists, the way you changed
"Catarina Witt of Cuba" to "Katarina Witt of New Schwabia".

[Jeanne Douglas]

In article <5182e56a$0$58829$c3e8da3$c8b7...@news.astraweb.com>,

"Scotty Skymaster" <skym...@alphacrucisradio.org> wrote:

> "Jeanne Douglas" <hlwd...@NOSPAMgmail.com> wrote in message
> news:hlwdjsd2-665416...@news.giganews.com...
> > In article <51829f97$0$12278$c3e8da3$6901...@news.astraweb.com>,
> > "Scotty Skymaster" <skym...@alphacrucisradio.org> wrote:
>
> >> The 93 miles is the road miles, based on the
> >> all-freeways route that some mapping programs
> >> spit out. And it is the closest rink to Stanford,
> >> period. The as-the-crow-files distance will
> >> probably be a lot less, but I am referring to the
> >> distance travelled by road.
>
> >
> > Who the fuck do you think you're fooling , Chuckie.
>
>
> Vacaville/Vakavilsk does have the closest ice
> rink to Stanford.

Liar.

Why didn't you answer my question, Chuckie. Just who do you thin k
you're fooling?

[Thomas Groom]

in article 51829f97$0$12278$c3e8da3$6901...@news.astraweb.com, Scotty
Skymaster at skym...@alphacrucisradio.org wrote on 5/2/13 10:17 AM:

> Vakavilsk is one place that has both English and
> Russian names. It was Vacaville before Sonoma
> Governate was admitted to the UGA in 1935,
> so the use of both names is pretty much unversal.

What the fuck is this pile of horseshit?

[Thomas Groom]

in article 51829f97$0$12278$c3e8da3$6901...@news.astraweb.com, Scotty
Skymaster at skym...@alphacrucisradio.org wrote on 5/2/13 10:17 AM:

> I am not
> Chuckie, so don't get me started on that

You are Chuckie, so go fuck yourself with an electric pole.

[Thomas Groom]

in article 5182a3c3$0$12266$c3e8da3$6901...@news.astraweb.com, Scotty
Skymaster at skym...@alphacrucisradio.org wrote on 5/2/13 10:34 AM:

> 150,000 watt Sacramento news station KFBK
> from here

Doesn't exist, go stand in front of a moving freight train.

[Thomas Groom]

in article 5182e56a$0$58829$c3e8da3$c8b7...@news.astraweb.com, Scotty
Skymaster at skym...@alphacrucisradio.org wrote on 5/2/13 3:15 PM:

> Vacaville/Vakavilsk does have the closest ice
> rink to Stanford.

Why don't you fucking give up on this alt history nonsense. Stop making up
fake cities.

[Thomas Groom]

in article hlwdjsd2-974950...@news.giganews.com, Jeanne Douglas
at hlwd...@NOSPAMgmail.com wrote on 5/2/13 4:25 PM:

I've been away for a while, looks like the ChuckMaster has upped the ante on
his delusions.

[Jeanne Douglas]

In article <CDA89F5D.4FAA8%use...@thegreenfalcon.com>,

Yep.

We've got another silly attempt to pretend to be a new owner.

[Jeanne Douglas]

In article <CDA89F03.4FAA7%use...@thegreenfalcon.com>,

Or label them as fiction so I don't have to be more brutally honest
about them.

[Jeanne Douglas]

In article <CDA89E6A.4FAA5%use...@thegreenfalcon.com>,

Or as my mother used to say so charmingly:

"Up yours with a meat hook!"

[Scotty Skymaster]

"Thomas Groom" <use...@thegreenfalcon.com> wrote in message
news:CDA89EBD.4FAA6%use...@thegreenfalcon.com...

> in article 5182a3c3$0$12266$c3e8da3$6901...@news.astraweb.com, Scotty
> Skymaster at skym...@alphacrucisradio.org wrote on 5/2/13 10:34 AM:
>
>> 150,000 watt Sacramento news station KFBK
>> from here
>
> Doesn't exist

KFBK does exist. It is owned by Clear Channel.

[Chuckie Chokes On Dick]

On 4/30/2013 8:26 PM, Chucky Shitpantster wrote:

> And by the way, I am not Chuckie.

Yes, Chuckie, you are. You're a dimwitted lunatic with a
piss-poor imagination. Even your made-up stupid names can't
disguise that fundamental fact about you. You're a lamebrained
loser and a demented troll.

A concrete slab aimed squarely at your head might take care of
some of that, wouldn't it, Chuckie?

[Chuckie Chokes On Dick]

On 5/1/2013 2:57 AM, Chucky Shitpantster wrote:

>>> And by the way, I am not Chuckie.

Yes, actually, you are. Same stupidly unimaginative idiotic
junk, same inability to compose coherently in English. Shut
the hell up, you lying kook.

> Speaking of the United Governates Of Alaska

No such place, kook.

> Bellinsguszenia and
> New Devon

No such places, kook.

> Zolodar

No such place, kook.

You need to be deep-fried and fed to pigs, Chuckie, you moronic kook.