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Stupid Spice Girl Quote of the Day

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EvelynR

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Dec 10, 1997, 3:00:00 AM12/10/97
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"I want an Internet. Can I have one of these?"

Spice Girl Mel B., a.k.a. Scary Spice,
pointing to a computer monitor during an
America Online press conference.

Is Scary Spice the one who got a fake fingernail stuck in her ear earlier this
year? Maybe the nail burrowed its way into her brain and did some serious
damage.

Evelyn

John Stone

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Dec 10, 1997, 3:00:00 AM12/10/97
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I suspect the damage was there long before the fingernail.

Barbara MacRae

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Dec 10, 1997, 3:00:00 AM12/10/97
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In article <348EC8...@pilot.msu.edu> John Stone <sto...@pilot.msu.edu> writes:
>EvelynR wrote:
>>
>> "I want an Internet. Can I have one of these?"
>>
>> Spice Girl Mel B., a.k.a. Scary Spice,
>> pointing to a computer monitor during an
>> America Online press conference.
>>
>> Is Scary Spice the one who got a fake fingernail stuck in her ear earlier this
>> year? Maybe the nail burrowed its way into her brain and did some serious
>> damage.
>>
>
>I suspect the damage was there long before the fingernail.


My guess is when they went to remove the fingernail, it was virtually
indistinguishable from the tiny hard nubbin that was her brain, and
they grabbed the wrong one with the tweezers. The poor girl is now
having to function off the synapses firing in a Lee Press-On.

-Barb

Mesha Nova

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Dec 11, 1997, 3:00:00 AM12/11/97
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Regarding Stupid Spice Girl Quote of the day.

This should be an ongoing daily contest,
which one will win the title of Stupid Spice

along with
Slutty Spice
Spoiled Spice
Fake Spice
and last but not least
Talentless Spice
or do all the girls share in the honors equally?

Remember Milli Vanilli anyone?

CATKNSN2

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Dec 12, 1997, 3:00:00 AM12/12/97
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>>Slutty Spice
Spoiled Spice
Fake Spice
and last but not least
Talentless Spice
or do all the girls share in the honors equally?<<

Yep, I'd say that's a tie. And yes, I do remember Milli Vanilli, which is why
I gasped in horror to see that "Fab" is trying to make a comeback...presumably
by having sound come out of his mouth this time. Kind of a frightening
thought.

Yet Another Steve

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Dec 12, 1997, 3:00:00 AM12/12/97
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In article <19971212171...@ladder02.news.aol.com>,
catk...@aol.com (CATKNSN2) wrote:


Surely the girls could just move over and make room for one more --
Vanilli Spice. Or is that too much like an aftershave?

Steve
anxious for all to succeed

--
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GCarras

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Dec 12, 1997, 3:00:00 AM12/12/97
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>Subject: Re: Stupid Spice Girl Quote of the Day
>From: Steve_H...@SPAM-FWDED2POSTMASTERSqmail4.nba.trw.com (Yet Another
>Steve)
>Date: Fri, Dec 12, 1997 17:02 EST
>Message-id: <Steve_Hoffmann-1212971402380001@tcp/ipann.sp.trw.com>

Milli Vanillaare jerks.Spice Girls,are creative and serious
artists.Please(e-mail,if
you DARE)reply.

Long Live Freedom
<a href="http://members.aol.com/GCarras/index.html">My Home Page</a>


"You can love your pets,but just don't...LOVE your pets"-Janeane Garofalo ("The
Truth About Cats And Dogs",1996)

MCD LANCER

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Dec 13, 1997, 3:00:00 AM12/13/97
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I'LL TAKE THAT DARE!!!! Yes, Steve, Milli Vanilli are jerks (and fugitives at
the moment). But the Spice Girls creative and serious artists? BWAAAHAAAA!
The only thing they're creative and serious about is who they're screwing in
their pursuit of fame and fotune, talent be damned.

Mary Beth :-) (who, when she watches the Spice Girls, is looking for the
marionette strings)
"Making friends and warming hearts wherever I go"

Nuey2

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Dec 13, 1997, 3:00:00 AM12/13/97
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(CATKNSN2) writes:

<snippage about S---- G---->


>Yep, I'd say that's a tie. And yes, I do remember Milli Vanilli, which is
>why
I gasped in horror to see that "Fab" is trying to make a
>comeback...presumably
by having sound come out of his mouth this time. Kind
>of a frightening
thought.

The only recording I'd buy from "Fab" would have to contain his own personal
death rattle.......

that would be a collector's item of sorts, I'd think

Yet Another Steve

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Dec 15, 1997, 3:00:00 AM12/15/97
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In article <3492d131...@news.mindspring.com>,
Emera...@REMOVE.mindspring.com wrote:

> >> >>Slutty Spice
> >> Spoiled Spice
> >> Fake Spice
> >> and last but not least
> >> Talentless Spice
> >> or do all the girls share in the honors equally?

> > Surely the girls could just move over and make room for one more --
> > Vanilli Spice. Or is that too much like an aftershave?
>

> And then there's Vanilla Ice Spice!

Hey! Twice as nice, at half the price!

Actually, you may be on to something here. Bring 'em ALL back as Spice
Girls. Sort of a what-ever-happened-to version of "We Are The World".

Steve

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