Vince Vaughn cheated on Jen with a 20-year-old college coed (with pics)
Gossip Guy
Star Magazine is reporting that Vince Vaughn and Jennifer Aniston's
split may not have been as amicable as their publicists wanted us all
to believe. Last week, Jen wanted Vince to fly from London, where
he's filming his new film Fred Claus, to Los Angeles so they could
celebrate Thanksgiving together. However Vince decided to take a little
trip to Budapest instead, forcing Jen to "third-wheel" it with
Courteney Cox-Arquette and husband David Arquette. While in Budapest,
Vince became "very friendly" with a 20-year-old American coed named
Laura Mallory Lane, a junior at Trinity University in San Antonio,
Texas (pictured above). In an email to 22 of her Gamma sorority sisters
titled "I shacked with Vince Vaughn," Lane revealed:
[her and her group of friends] ventured back to Vaughn's hotel and
Vaughn asked her to stay for another drink - which she did. "I did
not feel pressured at all," Mallory wrote. "We talked some more
(and yes, we talked about Jen), and one thing led to another and
obviously we were messing around before too long. We didn't have sex,
but it was just as good :) ..."
SyVyN11
"Gossip Guy" <frees...@gmail.com> wrote in message
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> from: http://www.celebslam.com/vince-vaughn-cheated-jennifer-aniston
>
> We didn't have sex,
> but it was just as good :) ..."
Translation, they did oral sex. And remember the Clinton docterine, Oral
sex is not really sex.
>
Libbie
> from: http://www.celebslam.com/vince-vaughn-cheated-jennifer-aniston
>
> Star Magazine is reporting that Vince Vaughn and Jennifer Aniston's
> split may not have been as amicable as their publicists wanted us all
> to believe. Last week, Jen wanted Vince to fly from London, where
> he's filming his new film Fred Claus, to Los Angeles so they could
> celebrate Thanksgiving together. However Vince decided to take a little
> trip to Budapest instead, forcing Jen to "third-wheel" it with
> Courteney Cox-Arquette and husband David Arquette.
But, but, but we were told a few weeks ago that Jen was having dinner
with Brad's parents because they flew all the way to California not
realizing Brad and Angie would be in India.
Yeesh, what are we supposed to believe around this place?
Trey Harlow
"SyVyN11" <syv...@peoplepc.com> wrote in message
news:el98uc$sn4$1...@news.albasani.net...
Remember the Bush doctrine. Fucking up a country is not as bad as fucking an
intern.
>
>
chef_boyhowdy!
and there it is, the eternal Party Loyalist creed: "We arent as bad as
them".
then they continually prove, er, yes, they are.
Big J
news:miWdh.25744$qO4....@newssvr13.news.prodigy.net:
Other Bush doctrines:
- Going AWOL from the National Guard is better than actually serving in
Vietnam.
- Lying about WOMD is not as bad as lying about sex
Big J
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chef_boyhowdy!
> "Trey Harlow" <tha...@socal.rr.com> wrote in
> news:miWdh.25744$qO4....@newssvr13.news.prodigy.net:
>
>>
>> "SyVyN11" <syv...@peoplepc.com> wrote in message
>> news:el98uc$sn4$1...@news.albasani.net...
>>>
>>> "Gossip Guy" <frees...@gmail.com> wrote in message
>>> news:1165500838.2...@j72g2000cwa.googlegroups.com...
>>>> from: http://www.celebslam.com/vince-vaughn-cheated-jennifer-aniston
>>>>
>>>> We didn't have sex, but it was just as good :) ..."
>>>
>>> Translation, they did oral sex. And remember the Clinton docterine,
>>> Oral sex is not really sex.
>>>
>>>>
>>
>> Remember the Bush doctrine. Fucking up a country is not as bad as
>> fucking an intern.
>
> Other Bush doctrines:
>
> - Going AWOL from the National Guard is better than actually serving in
> Vietnam.
>
> - Lying about WOMD is not as bad as lying about sex
>
THEY'RE BOTH FUCKING LIARS. WHO CARES WHO IS "WORSE"?
jeeezbus, will you fuckbrains get that thru your thick fucking skulls.
CliffB
Jen may need to get a little more kinky if she wants to maintain her
lovers. Better to invite the coed into the sack for threesome than let
the S.O. go off on his own seeking saitisfaction.
trippy
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The blog that's quoted is 404. Make of that what you will.
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camille
> split may not have been as amicable as their publicists want us all
> to believe.>>
DUH!
<<However Vince decided to take a little trip to Budapest instead,
forcing Jen to "third-wheel" it with Courteney Cox-Arquette and husband
David Arquette..>>
David must be getting REAL tired of this.
SyVyN11
"camille" <lin...@comcast.net> wrote in message
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David: "Court?"
Courtney: "Yes, dear?"
David:"Can we throw Jennifer out of here? I mean, I know she's a bud and
your partner in a production company, but does she always have to stay here?
Can't she stay with Perry or Scwimer or someone?"
Courtney: "I can't ask David, he's frazzled about finding a job and I'm
afriad that Matthew would roll her for money for smack, and LeBlanc is on
this S and M kick. Let's face it, I'm the most normal friend she has."
David: "It just sucks that she's here so much and I don't even get as much
as a handjob from her. Can't you talk her into a threesome? It's not
like you two haven't eaten each other out before."
Courtney: "Hush darling, you'll ruin your birthday suprise."
try to find out where this went from satire to fantasy.
>
mi...@telusplanet.net
Chef, you know as I do getting a blow job is not as bad as sending
your troops into an unwinnable war because you want to upstage Daddy.
Please admit Geo. W. is a rich kid fuck up who fucked up the country.
The question is what do we do now to fix it.
polar
Magda wrote:
On Fri, 8 Dec 2006 02:55:14 -0500, in alt.gossip.celebrities, "SyVyN11"
<syv...@peoplepc.com> arranged some electrons, so they looked like this:...
... David: "Court?"
...
... Courtney: "Yes, dear?"
...
... David:"Can we throw Jennifer out of here? I mean, I know she's a bud and
... your partner in a production company,Not to mention godmother to their daughter. Family, so to speak.
but does she always have to stay here?
Matthew Perry has been looking pretty good on Studio 60,... Can't she stay with Perry or Scwimer or someone?"
...
... Courtney: "I can't ask David, he's frazzled about finding a job and I'm
... afriad that Matthew would roll her for money for smack, and LeBlanc is on
... this S and M kick. Let's face it, I'm the most normal friend she has."
I can't buy into your smack idea It's not like that season
of Friends when he was so thin and gaunt and obviously
hooked on something that it was painful to watch the show.
Schwimmer was on Broadway for a while.
Leblanc probably
isn't doing much of anything.
...
... David: "It just sucks that she's here so much and I don't even get as much
... as a handjob from her. Can't you talk her into a threesome? It's not
... like you two haven't eaten each other out before."
...
... Courtney: "Hush darling, you'll ruin your birthday suprise."
...
... try to find out where this went from satire to fantasy.
... >
...
mc
yikes those are some choppers!
mc