"MY 1% PICASSO"---A Work In Progress
P.J. Gladnick
my Picasso painting as it's jumping off point. I originally thought this
story would run a about 2,000 words. But all sorts of new angles keep
popping up. This is a story that could ONLY be written on the web since my
stream of consciousness mind is composing it to be read with links and links
that lead to other links and so on. There are ENDLESS digressions and angles
to this. Although ostensibly about the Picasso painting, the story also
includes information about how I secretly rule a bizarre religious cult with
strange rituals (I bet you didn't know this---but it will be revealed),
digressions back to high school, the time my Dad angrily chased me stark
naked down a public (non-nudist) beach, my encounters with various celebs,
how I was cursed by Jesus Nightlights, the Snake Man of Broward County who
lives with snakes and keeps a cage of rats under his bed, how I sold about
200 freelance articles in a row (quite a feat if you know freelancing) and
ended up on the pages of the Soviet Krokodil magazine and helped destroyed
World Communism. And MUCH MUCH more.
The problem is that this task is ENDLESS!!!! I see this online project as
being longer than "War And Peace" within a year. And yet even at that length
it still won't be even close to over. It will go on FOREVER and continue to
grow like an infinitely expanding spiders web. Remember, this is NOT a
linear story with a begining, a middle, and an end. Rather this is a story
with infinite digressions that will be linked to other web pages and those
pages will be linked to yet more pages.
Therefore I leave the choice in your hands. Should Ol' PJ publish "MY 1%
PICASSO" in a few weeks when there are just a few dozen pages and links or
should he wait at least a year until it is much more massive with thousands
of pages and links? Remember, even a year from now it still won't be even
close to completed (actually it never will). If you decide to opt for the
earlier, less expansive version, you will need to continually check back as
the pages and links continue to expand. But then, even if you wait a year,
you will still need to do the same.
The choice is yours. I will listen carefully to your opinions on this matter
and take them under consideration. (Actually, the only opinion that will
really count will be that of Peeps.).
Peep...@webtv.net
home keep up w/ the ab-fab work-in-progress, baby..........:-)
Hugs,
Janice, who recently found myself ALmost enjoying a Jason Patric
performance as a talented Rembrant forger.
PJ wrote:
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After two decades of the "Reagan Revolution", isn't it time to support a
Liberal for President?
W A R R E N B E A T T Y I N 2 0 0 0
http://beatty4president.org
http://www.beatty2000.com
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(-)> *peep* (-)> *peep* (-)> *muckmouth*
P.J. Gladnick
Peep...@webtv.net wrote in message
<5944-382...@storefull-152.iap.bryant.webtv.net>...
>THIS gal votes for publishing it in a few weeks & letting the folks at
>home keep up w/ the ab-fab work-in-progress, baby..........:-)
WHEW! That is the answer I was hoping for. I am writing this never ending
epic heavily under the influence of my drug of choice---Caffeine.
p.s. Remember me mentioning weeks ago about publishing my 200+ letters that
I wrote over a 5 year period to Howard Stern? Well, I will be incorporating
many of those letters in "MY 1% PICASSO."
-----P.J. Gladnick, who has heard from other art experts that my Picasso
could very well be an original since Picasso was known to have used unusual
material in his paints.