Looking for your FAQ sheet
Phillip Germond
here after I posted to another board asking if Richard Simmons is gay.
I would also like to know if there are distinguishing characteristics of
Clinton's penis other than its littleness. I was told your FAQ is full
of gay and penis information.
I'm not gay or normally interested in other penises, but thank you in
advance. I will check in here later but my e-mail works if someone is
inspired to send me a link.
*NaNcY*
You can find the anti-FAQ, which is close as we come to a FAQ, at
http://people.delphi.com/nlopez/afaq.htm
Does anyone really need to ask if Richard Simmons is gay!
*NaNcY*
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Her Highness The Pink Princess
(Phillip Germond) writes:
>Hi, I'm looking for the FAQ sheet of alt.showbiz.gossip. I was directed
>here after I posted to another board asking if Richard Simmons is gay.
>I would also like to know if there are distinguishing characteristics of
>Clinton's penis other than its littleness.
I think I remember hearing that it lists to the left, quelle surprise. Oh, and
Monica said it sometimes has little blisters. So, think: tiny, diseased and
bent.
I think I'll be skipping tea, today.
Reigning and Deigning
Pink Wishes
The Princess \^*^*^/
http://www.FacemakersIncorporated.com
Glam! Bam! Thank you, M'am:
http://www.geocities.com/broadway/3060
IT ALL HAPPENS 9/9/99
Phillip Germond
Anti-FAQ this morning, but couldn't find details on the other
disitinginuing charcteristics of Bill Clinton. After reading most of
the 1500 messages on this board yesterday I was also hoping to find some
biography material on the showbiz contributors. Who is La Cieca and why
can she put people into a killfile (can I do something wrong to enter
her killfile?) who is PeepPeep and Princess, is PJ really PJ O'Rourke,
what is the conflict between Terry Hicks and Johnny Bravo, who were the
stars that Jack Par and Johnny Crab had sex with and why is your cat all
chopped up on the bottom of my screen? -Phil
Phillip Germond
kjd
*NaNcY*
Germond) wrote:
>Thank you Nancy for copying to e-mail as well. I read through your
>Anti-FAQ this morning, but couldn't find details on the other
>disitinginuing charcteristics of Bill Clinton.
I think we talked about that here before, but I don't remember. It was
discussed here that Clinton is very fond of performing Oral Sex. I
just sort of pass over anything that has to do with Clinton & his
private parts these days. I think I just hit a point of critical mass
where I just couldn't take any more information about Clinton's sex
life!!!!!
Now we had some very good gossip from a friend of someone who was in
the Congressional Showers who saw Gore's privates, and Gore is
supposed to be very hung!
> why is your cat all
>chopped up on the bottom of my screen? -Phil
Probably because your news reader isn't set to an ASCII font! Try
setting it at Courier! My pussy goes back to the olden days before
all the new fangled news readers that work with PPP connection!
Her Highness The Pink Princess
PGER...@webtv.net (Phillip Germond) writes:
>Thanks Princesss, sorry to ruin tea time. -Phil
No problem, dahling. This is ASG, it is an unavoidable hazzard. Just wait
until that felching thread turns up, ........................ again!
Her Highness The Pink Princess
>Thank you Nancy for copying to e-mail as well. I read through your
>Anti-FAQ this morning, but couldn't find details on the other
>disitinginuing charcteristics of Bill Clinton. After reading most of
>the 1500 messages on this board yesterday I was also hoping to find some
>biography material on the showbiz contributors. Who is La Cieca and why
>can she put people into a killfile (can I do something wrong to enter
>her killfile?) who is PeepPeep and Princess
^^^^^^^^^^PINKing shear snippage^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^
"The Princess", as opposed to just any princess, dahling. You must be new, *I*
have been here since 4-96, so I know where all the bones are buried, teehee!
These sites will help you, visit soon, precious, 9/9/99 is *just around the
corner.
http://members.aol.com/PRINCESSPK/AA.html
http://members.aol.com/PRINCESSPK/B.html
http://members.aol.com/PRINCESSPK/C.html
Her Highness The Pink Princess
>Thank you Nancy for copying to e-mail as well. I read through your
>Anti-FAQ this morning, but couldn't find details on the other
>disitinginuing charcteristics of Bill Clinton. After reading most of
>the 1500 messages on this board yesterday I was also hoping to find some
>biography material on the showbiz contributors. Who is La Cieca and why
>can she put people into a killfile (can I do something wrong to enter
>her killfile?) who is PeepPeep and Princess, is PJ really PJ O'Rourke,
>what is the conflict between Terry Hicks and Johnny Bravo, who were the
>stars that Jack Par and Johnny Crab had sex with and why is your cat all
>chopped up on the bottom of my screen? -Phil
OMYGODDESS! Does this mean there is a trailer park slasher? Nancy's pussy in
pieces? Quelle horreur!
Her Highness The Pink Princess
cybergataS...@earthlink.net (*NaNcY*) writes:
>Probably because your news reader isn't set to an ASCII font! Try
>setting it at Courier! My pussy goes back to the olden days before
>all the new fangled news readers that work with PPP connection!
> *NaNcY*
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> / o o \
> ( == ^ == )
> ) - (
> ( )
> ( )
> ( ( ) ( ) )
> (___(__)___(__)___)
> Onward through the Fog!
> http://people.delphi.com/nlopez/
>
Your pussy has always been perfect, on AOL, dahling!
Rita Hansard
>Thank you Nancy for copying to e-mail
>as well. I read through your Anti-FAQ
>this morning, but couldn't find details on
>the other disitinginuing charcteristics of
>Bill Clinton.
You would want to ask Peep Peep directly for this information.
>Who is La Cieca and why can she put
>people into a killfile (can I do something
>wrong to enter her killfile?)
La Cieca will killfile you if you believe that parents have the right to
have their baby boys circumcised.
>who is PeepPeep
Peep Peep is me.
>and Princess,
my mentor
>is PJ really PJ O'Rourke,
Now you are asking for abuse.
>what is the conflict between Terry Hicks
>and Johnny Bravo,
They both have *Mad Cow* disease.
>who were the stars that Jack Par and
>Johnny Crab had sex with
Most likely, Krappie Lee, in both cases.
>and why is your cat all chopped up on
>the bottom of my screen?
Terry Hicks blew it up, and it exploded.
Rita (in rare form)
http://community.webtv.net/HANSARD/doc
Peep...@webtv.net
>OMYGODDESS! Does this mean there is
>a trailer park slasher? Nancy's pussy in
>pieces? Quelle horreur!
Actually, it IS true, baby. Nancy's pussy HAS always been in clits &
pieces on WebTV. THIS gal didn't FULLY appreciate its artistic beauty
until I happened upon it whilst DN-surfing one day.
P*posting-hugs,
Janice, advising Phil to get the complete pussy-picture at dejanews.com.
--
"She says she is Eleanor Roosevelt and she is for the death penalty. She
says she is Eleanor Roosevelt and she and her husband promoted and then
the husband signed the bill that did away with the center of Roosevelt's
legacy to this country, Aid
to Dependent Children. She was in on killing it and now she says her
whole life is devoted to women and children."
--Jimmy Breslin on FLOTUS Hillary
----------------------------------
(-)> *peep* (-)> *peep* (-)> *muckmouth*
Peep...@webtv.net
>>Thank you Nancy for copying to e-mail
>>as well. I read through your Anti-FAQ
>>this morning, but couldn't find details on
>>the other disitinginuing charcteristics of
>>Bill Clinton.
>You would want to ask Peep Peep directly
>for this information.
Methinks HRH distilled the characteristics in question to their essence:
tiny, diseased & bent.
Phil,
Billy's willy = tiny, diseased & bent.
&, FYI, Miss Paula Jones swore out an affidavit sassing that it has the
circumference of a US quarter dollar.
*shudder*
Hugs,
Janice
Phillip Germond
I have so many more questions:
Does La Cieca control the messages here? Who is she and what is her
killfile?
Does PeepPeep come from the earthly, galactic or universal plane?
Is the Princesses fantasy castle and life for real or is her site a
digital manipulation of images?
Is PJ the conservative humorist, PJ ORourke and why weren't his Blair
Witch comics funny?
Has Margaret "Dumont" really invented a play husband?
Were Terry Hichs and Johnny Bravo once intimately involved? -Phil
Phillip Germond
Phillip Germond
here?
Phillip Germond
Phillip Germond
its cracked up to be.
Do you prefer PeepPeep or Janis?
Phillip Germond
her? -Phil
Phillip Germond
Cieca killfile me if I decide to have my child circumcised? My wife is
currently 7 and a half months pregnant with a boy and we plan to have
him circumcised.
Phillip Germond
not interested in other mens sex lives, I was wondering what those
distinguishing characterists really were as I didn't see it pan out in
the media. Thanks again Nancy for pointing me to the Anti-FAQ,
nonetheless. It was quite funny. I'm straight but I like talking about
dicks. I believe the Al Gore rumor you started because he kind of looks
like a horse. I'd never vote for him though. I don't think I'll be
voting again next year.
Phillip Germond
not syphilitic, is it?
kjd
Phillip Germond wrote:
> My stomach turning? Not yet, Kevin.
> I have so many more questions:
>
> Does La Cieca control the messages here? Who is she and what is her
> killfile?
A fine place to be if you do not like opera. A killfile is simply a
filter on
your newsreader that keeps out those pesky posters that positively piss
you off.
>
>
> Does PeepPeep come from the earthly, galactic or universal plane?
Think lower. Much lower.
>
>
> Is the Princesses fantasy castle and life for real or is her site a
> digital manipulation of images?
I've never had any reason to doubt her royal highness. She has always
been a kind and just ruler.
>
>
> Is PJ the conservative humorist, PJ ORourke and why weren't his Blair
>
> Witch comics funny?
No, Mr. O'Rourke is funny.
>
>
> Has Margaret "Dumont" really invented a play husband?
Margaret "Dumont" was never in on the joke, and never understood them.
Regardless of the time/space location of her husband, Margaret has always
been the definition of "lady" and it is always a pleasure to read her
sane and
rational posts in this topsy-turvy USENET world.
>
>
> Were Terry Hichs and Johnny Bravo once intimately involved? -Phil
Thanks for the mental picture. Now put out a lawn chair, slap on some
tanning
butter, grab a generic beer and kick back for a while. As today's scene
unfolds...
Peep...@webtv.net
It's Jan*ice*, baby -- as in: "Get that *ice*, or else no
dice"..............:-)
&, no, Joplin aiN'T in the bootheel of Missouri neither, baby.
*LOL*
Hugs,
Janice, not picking on Phil since if THIS gal had a dime for every time
someone wrote "Janis", l'd be known in the biggest banks!!
Dang straight!!
Peep...@webtv.net
>Are you the longest resident here
>Princess? How long has PeepPeep been
>here?
*LOL*
Baby, you're making ASG sound like a nut-hatch, comme a
virtual-Bellevue.
Hugs,
Janice, of mind Phil may have a point...:-)
Back from Disney World Mary Beth
>Are you the longest resident here Princess? How long has PeepPeep been
>here?
When *did* PeepPeep get out on parole?
Regards,
Mary Beth
~*~ Blessed are those who have nothing to say and who cannot be persuaded to
say it ~*~
Please make sure your IQ is higher than your shoe size before you mail me!
razz
I wish you hadn't told us that. If you like to talk about cocks, your wish may well
be granted.
Razz - dreading the circumcision thread being restarted
razz
> Are you the longest resident here Princess? How long has PeepPeep been
> here?
Far too long!
Razz
Her Highness The Pink Princess
PGER...@webtv.net (Phillip Germond) writes:
>What is felching, Princesspk?
OMYGODDESS, dahling! Never ask that question in ASG. Never! Believe me, you
do not want to know. You will not eat for days. It will ruin your life. It
will destroy your ability to ever enjoy a frosty milk shake, again. It is
worse than saying "I believe in Mary Worth", or "Beetlejuice", three times.
I have to close my computer now, I'm told that if it is plugged in when I
perform the exorcism, the holy water could short-curcuit something, whatever
that is.
Her Highness The Pink Princess
PGER...@webtv.net (Phillip Germond) writes:
>Is the Princesses fantasy castle and life for real or is her site a
>digital manipulation of images?
This is Usenet, precious, the only correct answer is: yes and no.
Her Highness The Pink Princess
PGER...@webtv.net (Phillip Germond) writes:
>Are you the longest resident here Princess? How long has PeepPeep been
>here?
My first post was in April of 1996, of ~course~ I lurked for years prior,
teehee! I'm afraid my utter fascination with myself precludes the idea of
knowing when others joined.
Her Highness The Pink Princess
PGER...@webtv.net (Phillip Germond) writes:
>Rita, I will humbly forward a request to PeepPeep, but why would La
>Cieca killfile me if I decide to have my child circumcised? My wife is
>currently 7 and a half months pregnant with a boy and we plan to have
>him circumcised.
OMYGODDESS, dahling! I had no idea you were an adult! I hope you can overlook
my previous posts!
Her Highness The Pink Princess
PGER...@webtv.net (Phillip Germond) writes:
>Princesspk, does Nancy really live in a trailer park or are you slamming
>her? -Phil
Dahling, when ASG was created it was staffed by people amused by the idea of
seeing it as a kind of cyber-trailer park, go here to see what I mean:
http://members.tripod.com/adm/popup/roadmap.shtml?member_name=&path=&id=5b
5cc7f16d73f5b874aae9ebd87b5579
NDTMNOYK!
So, in an internet kindda way we all live in a trailer park, one of us in a
double wide with turrets, a moat and audioanamatronic swans.
Her Highness The Pink Princess
>> Is the Princesses fantasy castle and life for real or is her site a
>> digital manipulation of images?
>
>I've never had any reason to doubt her royal highness. She has always
>been a kind and just ruler.
Thank you, dahling, goodness knows I expend all kinds of energy trying to
please!
Her Highness The Pink Princess
>Phillip Germond wrote:
>
>> Are you the longest resident here Princess? How long has PeepPeep been
>> here?
>
>Far too long!
>Razz
>
Your just jelous!
Her Highness The Pink Princess
PGER...@webtv.net (Phillip Germond) writes:
>Princess, don't tell me I have to go on AOL to see Nancy's pussy! It's
>not syphilitic, is it?
I'm sure Nancy's pussy is in the most perfect of perfect health, precious.
Joy S.
posting. Thanks.
PGERMOND -
>I can't control what fonts Webtv uses.
>
^v^
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··~ ~·· ~ .·´¯`··~ ~ ~.·´¯`~···~~.·´¯`·· ~
Rita Hansard
>Rita, I will humbly forward a request to
>PeepPeep, but why would La Cieca
>killfie me if I decide to have my child
>circumcised?
La Cieca is a great mystery.
>My wife is currently 7 and a half months
>pregnant with a boy and we plan to have
>him circumcised.
You're a dead man.
Rita
http://community.webtv.net/HANSARD/doc
Peep...@webtv.net
>>Are you the longest resident here
>>Princess? How long has PeepPeep been
>>here?
>Far too long!
Phil, baby, you'll have to excuse Razz --
he's a VERY nervous typist.
He meant that to be: "Fart oolong".
And, yes, that's a very representative sample of Razz's charm, wit &
intelligence.
Hugs, honey,
Janice
Rita Hansard
>Were Terry Hichs and Johnny Bravo
>once intimately involved?
It's the age old question: Does *no* really mean *yes*?
Rita
http://community.webtv.net/HANSARD/doc
Brian OConaill
Phillip Germond wrote in message
<22357-37...@newsd-152.iap.bryant.webtv.net>...
>My stomach turning? Not yet, Kevin.
>I have so many more questions:
>Is PJ the conservative humorist, PJ ORourke
In fact PJ (Gladnick) is the polar opposite of PJ ORourke:
a) O'Rourke started off as a hippie democrat and with age moved towards
reactionary Republicanism. Gladnick currently makes Jesse Helms looks like
Castro but by 2024 will be running puff pieces for Warren Beatty's
presidential campaign and gay.
b) O'Rourke's talent has always outweighed his ego.
Brian :-)
David Migicovsky
news:7qhmd7$6a0$1...@news7.svr.pol.co.uk...
Yes, but Gladnick could be the most talented writer on earth and his talent
still wouldn't outweigh his ego.
Hell, even the growth of the deficit under Ronald Reagan doesn't outweigh
that.
*NaNcY*
>
>
>Phillip Germond wrote:
>>
>>
>> Is the Princesses fantasy castle and life for real or is her site a
>> digital manipulation of images?
>
>I've never had any reason to doubt her royal highness. She has always
>been a kind and just ruler.
Her castle is real, I promise. I only know of one person who return
from a visit there to tell about it, and she is someone whom doesn't
seem able to lie if she wanted.
>
>Thanks for the mental picture. Now put out a lawn chair, slap on some
>tanning
>butter, grab a generic beer and kick back for a while. As today's scene
>unfolds...
....and there was every any doubt that the ASG trailer park were her
for the long run!!!! ;-)
*NaNcY*
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Princess) wrote:
>In article <22356-37C...@newsd-152.iap.bryant.webtv.net>,
>PGER...@webtv.net (Phillip Germond) writes:
>
>>Princess, don't tell me I have to go on AOL to see Nancy's pussy! It's
>>not syphilitic, is it?
>
>I'm sure Nancy's pussy is in the most perfect of perfect health, precious.
Thank you Princess. My pussy has always been free of flees as
well....that is free of flees until someone like Colin the cyber Cat
ASCII artist redesigner comes around and adds some flees to her!
*NaNcY*
Well, you have just insured that my vote counts twice, or <shutter>
PJ's vote counts twice <shutter>!
See if you can figure out how to quote on WebTV. This inability has
caused seasoned Usenet readers to detest WebTV users more than
anything else.
*NaNcY*
Germond) wrote:
>Are you the longest resident here Princess? How long has PeepPeep been
>here?
Barb probably has been here the longest, but after the addition of two
younins she doesn't have much time to post here too often. Matt Lupo
was here when I arrived in '94, so he has been here since the early
days when ASG got a grand total of 20-30 posts per day.
*NaNcY*
Germond) wrote:
>Princesspk, does Nancy really live in a trailer park or are you slamming
>her? -Phil
In ASG, I live in a solar tepee....and I am proud of it!
Peep...@webtv.net
>>It's Jan*ice*, baby -- as in: "Get that *ice*,
>>or else no dice"..............:-)
>>&, no, Joplin aiN'T in the bootheel of
>>Missouri neither
>Yeah, but can you belt out "Me & Bobby
>McGee"?
W/ enough belts of hooch I could.
*glug*
Here goes:
I SAID NOW C'MON, BOBBY NOW, COME ON BOBBY, NOW, C'MON BOBBY, YEAH!!
LORDY, LORDY, LORDY, LORDY, LORDY, LORDY, LORDY, LORD....
HEY, HEY, HEY, BOBBBY MCGEE, YEAH!!
How *was* that?!
Summertime hugs,
Janice, hung over ALready. ;-/
Phillip Germond
place. I may have to reconsider the idea of religion.
Phillip Germond
is so wild, man. She must have a dungeon equipped with torture chambers
run by an interesting female personnel.
Phillip Germond
killfiles. No one has 'pissed me off' here yet so I won't need to start
one of my own.
kjd
Just cuz she's a nice gal doen't mean she doesn't like popping
down to the dungeon to whip a very *bad* boy once in a while.
And I'm sure she has no problems finding volunteers...
Phillip Germond
artwork is very good in my opinion. He just needs a better writer.
Yes, Margaret "Dumont" always acts like a lady but its fun to see
Groucho and Harpo shove a cigar up her butt while she's trying to keep
her knees together.
and Thanks for the generic beer.
Phillip Germond
in this group yet. My opinion is this alt.group is very entertaining
and at times informative. I don't know if its classifiable as insane,
yet. Will get back to you.
Phillip Germond
Phillip Germond
dicks all over the student lounge walls one night. We're not gay or
anything though. Your turn.
Phillip Germond
Phillip Germond
Janice. Where is the bootheel of Missourie?
Rita Hansard
>Ah, okay I figured out who La Cieca is
>and thank you for explaining killfiles. No
>one has 'pissed me off' here yet so
>won't need to start one of my own.
When you figure out how to start a killfile with WebTv, please, let me
know.
Rita
http://community.webtv.net/HANSARD/doc
Phillip Germond
word. Is this an in dirty joke here? It sounds like the time I drank
hot chocolate from my wife's vagina. Did I guess it?
Phillip Germond
result of mass hypnosis or will I have to be killed if I am told.
Phillip Germond
sweetheart with our first baby due in October. I've sworn though that I
will never grow up.
Phillip Germond
perfect health and I'm just the ob-gyn to do it.
kjd
a bit of what you're replying to so the rest of the world knows
what the thread of the conversation is. Not everybody has the
luxury of a threaded newsreader.
Also, you will find the definition for felching here:
http://www.hurricane.net/~wizard/19f.html
between "fellatio" and "fem." (The page isn't quite alphabetical...)
Enjoy!
Phillip Germond
completely. What is to 'fart oolong'. Is that an Aussie brand like
Billabong?
Razz, I visited Oz after a tournament in Hawaii last Christmas and had a
blast. Your all a bunch of crazy cat drunks.
Phillip Germond
Reagan was the greatest president of his lifetime. I find Clinton to be
the greatest president because of all unintended humor he's supplied and
for his parade of bush pigs like Lewinsky, Trip and Paula Jones. I'm
going to e-mail my dad Princesses' and Janices' messages about Clinton's
'diseased, bent and tiny' pecker. He'll love it.
kjd
David Migicovsky wrote:
> MLYoung <mly...@aol.comZAPTHIS> wrote in article
> <19990901012420...@ng-fz1.aol.com>...
> > >> Has Margaret "Dumont" really invented a play husband?
> > >
> > >Margaret "Dumont" was never in on the joke, and never understood them.
> > >Regardless of the time/space location of her husband, Margaret has
> always
> > >
> > >been the definition of "lady" and it is always a pleasure to read her
> > >sane and
> > >rational posts in this topsy-turvy USENET world.
> >
> > Ah, thank you, darling.
> >
>
> Just remember something. In ASG the definition of a lady is often: person
> with attached penis and testicles.
There's a remedy for that. Divorce.
kjd
I can your kind of torture now:
You tie up some poor, unsuspecting, *hirsute* stud to a chair
and then pull out a box of Godiva chocolates and eat each and
every one without sharing. And yes, it is a messy job! And I
imagine the noise is just the screams of the poor boy wanting
a little taste...
Sweetness and Light, maybe, but I'm reminded of Brooke Shields
and her Calvins... :)
Her Highness The Pink Princess wrote:
> My goodness how you boys fantasize about moi! Here's a little secret: the
> only thing that is in my basement, other than the usual basement stuff, is The
> Roman Grotto Swimming Pool. Torture? Dahlings, pah-lees! It is so messy, and
> noisey! I'm all about light and love, there is nothing dark about me.
>
> Reigning and Deigning
>
> Pink Wishes
> The Princess \^*^*^/
>
> http://www.FacemakersIncorporated.com
>
> Glam! Bam! Thank you, M'am:
> http://www.geocities.com/broadway/3060
>
> IT ALL HAPPENS 9/9/99
David Migicovsky
<26045-37...@newsd-152.iap.bryant.webtv.net>...
> Princess, I even looked up felching in Websters. Alas, there's no such
> word. Is this an in dirty joke here? It sounds like the time I drank
> hot chocolate from my wife's vagina. Did I guess it?
>
Pretty darn close. Make it hot cream and you've got it.
David Migicovsky
> OK, Pj isn't O'Rourke. The comics I saw were terribly written, but his
> artwork is very good in my opinion. He just needs a better writer.
>
PJ *is* the writer. He contracts out the artwork. I certainly agree they'd
be much improved if he contracted out the writing too.
Her Highness The Pink Princess
PGER...@webtv.net (Phillip Germond) writes:
>Princess, I even looked up felching in Websters. Alas, there's no such
>word. Is this an in dirty joke here? It sounds like the time I drank
>hot chocolate from my wife's vagina. Did I guess it?
>
Wrong liquid
Wrong gender
Wrong orifice
No straw.
Excuse me, I have to go wash out my brain, now.
Her Highness The Pink Princess
PGER...@webtv.net (Phillip Germond) writes:
>Princess - No one will tell me when you or PeepPeep arrived. Is this the
>result of mass hypnosis or will I have to be killed if I am told.
Now, this time, precious, read for comprehension:
My first post was in April of 1996.
I would tell you when the peepster got here, if I could spare synapse one to
think about things, other than myself.
So, to review:
Me, since the Mesozoic Era
Peep Peep, I don't know
Write that down, sweetie, there *will* be a quiz.
Her Highness The Pink Princess
PGER...@webtv.net (Phillip Germond) writes:
>Princess - there's only one way to find out if Nancy's pusse is in
>perfect health and I'm just the ob-gyn to do it.
Gee, or you could just *ask* her.
Her Highness The Pink Princess
PGER...@webtv.net (Phillip Germond) writes:
Me too, precious, me too!
Her Highness The Pink Princess
>Let's just say she lets the punishment fit the crime... :)
>
>Just cuz she's a nice gal doen't mean she doesn't like popping
>down to the dungeon to whip a very *bad* boy once in a while.
>And I'm sure she has no problems finding volunteers...
>
>Phillip Germond wrote:
>
>> Hey crazy cat, how can Princess be a kind and just ruler when her castle
>> is so wild, man. She must have a dungeon equipped with torture chambers
>> run by an interesting female personnel.
My goodness how you boys fantasize about moi! Here's a little secret: the
only thing that is in my basement, other than the usual basement stuff, is The
Roman Grotto Swimming Pool. Torture? Dahlings, pah-lees! It is so messy, and
noisey! I'm all about light and love, there is nothing dark about me.
Reigning and Deigning
Her Highness The Pink Princess
cybergataS...@earthlink.net (*NaNcY*) writes:
>>> Is the Princesses fantasy castle and life for real or is her site a
>>> digital manipulation of images?
>>
>>I've never had any reason to doubt her royal highness. She has always
>>been a kind and just ruler.
>
>Her castle is real, I promise. I only know of one person who return
>from a visit there to tell about it, and she is someone whom doesn't
>seem able to lie if she wanted.
A serious character flaw if ever there was one.
MLYoung
>
>Margaret "Dumont" was never in on the joke, and never understood them.
>Regardless of the time/space location of her husband, Margaret has always
>
>been the definition of "lady" and it is always a pleasure to read her
>sane and
>rational posts in this topsy-turvy USENET world.
Ah, thank you, darling.
ShriekShriek showed up about a year-
and-a-half ago.
What a strange thread this is. . . .
--margaret (ob. hub thingy--NOYB)
>
>>
>>
>> Were Terry Hichs and Johnny Bravo once intimately involved? -Phil
>
>Thanks for the mental picture. Now put out a lawn chair, slap on some
>tanning
>butter, grab a generic beer and kick back for a while. As today's scene
>unfolds...
>
>
>
>
>
>
>
>
>
>Subject: Re: Looking for your FAQ sheet
MLYoung
>artwork is very good in my opinion. He just needs a better writer.
Yes, we all agree.
>Yes, Margaret "Dumont" always acts like a lady but its fun to see
>Groucho and Harpo shove a cigar up her butt while she's trying to keep
>her knees together.
>
Oh, honey, it's not hard when the
cigars are flaccid.
--margaret
David Migicovsky
> >
> >Margaret "Dumont" was never in on the joke, and never understood them.
> >Regardless of the time/space location of her husband, Margaret has
always
> >
> >been the definition of "lady" and it is always a pleasure to read her
> >sane and
> >rational posts in this topsy-turvy USENET world.
>
> Ah, thank you, darling.
>
Just remember something. In ASG the definition of a lady is often: person
Michael Ritchie
I can certainly believe that you're not anything.
--M.
Michael Ritchie
>
> PGER...@webtv.net (Phillip Germond) writes:
>
> >word. Is this an in dirty joke here? It sounds like the time I drank
> >hot chocolate from my wife's vagina. Did I guess it?
> >
>
> Wrong liquid
> Wrong gender
> Wrong orifice
Indeed.
> No straw.
Speak for yourself.
--M.
Grnbrier
>Well, you have just insured that my vote counts twice, or <shutter>
>PJ's vote counts twice <shutter>!
Did you just snap a couple of pictures, or are you trying to convey fear and
disgust by shuddering?
>See if you can figure out how to quote on WebTV. This inability has
>caused seasoned Usenet readers to detest WebTV users more than
>anything else.
Nah. It just annoys "seasoned" ASG anti-faq freaks (ahhh, the good old days).
The rest of usenet isn't so finger-waggingly annoying.
Of all the other newsgroups I read, only in ASG is the bashing of WebTV users
so prevalent. It's a group bonding thing, like prok rinds, I guess.
Doogie
David Migicovsky
news:19990901084131...@ng-fr1.aol.com...
> Nancy wrote:
>
> >Well, you have just insured that my vote counts twice, or <shutter>
> >PJ's vote counts twice <shutter>!
>
> Did you just snap a couple of pictures, or are you trying to convey fear
and
> disgust by shuddering?
>
> >See if you can figure out how to quote on WebTV. This inability has
> >caused seasoned Usenet readers to detest WebTV users more than
> >anything else.
>
> Nah. It just annoys "seasoned" ASG anti-faq freaks (ahhh, the good old
days).
> The rest of usenet isn't so finger-waggingly annoying.
Seems to me that lots of newsgroups don't have many WebTV users. None of the
ones I read seem to have as many as ASG -- and one group I read, soc.motss,
is larger than ASG (in number of posts and participants) and is certainly
known for its cliquishness.
>
> Of all the other newsgroups I read, only in ASG is the bashing of WebTV
users
> so prevalent. It's a group bonding thing, like prok rinds, I guess.
>
I also think ASG tends to attract, from whatever provider, a fair amount of
"trailer trash," not in the ASG Trailer Park sense. While it's certainly
true that most of the regular posters are of above-average intelligence, one
certainly does *not* have to be a genius to be interested in showbiz gossip.
Groups of intelligent and less-intelligent people don't often mix well, when
the intelligent people more-or-less demand intelligence as the price of
admission and, let's face it, are not the most friendly, tolerant people one
could hope to meet. I mean honestly -- Linda, Michael, Donna, various others
and myself against "gojeous" is rather like the other 49 states declaring
war on Rhode Island. Mind you, I can also say that she would have been
bashed regardless of provider.
And for some reason -- perhaps because of the wretched appearance of many
web pages on WebTV -- their users do seem to appear here in numbers far
outweighing their actual numbers on Usenet. We should probably see 20 AOLers
for every WebTV user.
Please. <g>
Her Highness The Pink Princess
>Come, come, now, darling. Every castle has its dungeon.
Mine is a whine, um, oopsie, *wine* cellar. No whips and chains, just pink
champagne, and a nice Chianti
>I can your kind of torture now:
>
>You tie up some poor, unsuspecting, *hirsute* stud to a chair
>and then pull out a box of Godiva chocolates and eat each and
>every one without sharing. And yes, it is a messy job! And I
>imagine the noise is just the screams of the poor boy wanting
>a little taste...
>
>Sweetness and Light, maybe, but I'm reminded of Brooke Shields
>and her Calvins... :)
>
Precious, ~denim~ has never touched my flesh.
Nuey2
>is so wild, man. She must have a dungeon equipped with torture chambers
>run by an interesting female personnel.
>
>
Ahh -- no. No dungeon. But she does have a spectacular display of cabana boys
in the summer.....at least that is what I've heard....
MLYoung
>> Wrong liquid
>> Wrong gender
>> Wrong orifice
>
>Indeed.
>
>> No straw.
>
>Speak for yourself.
Ah, so there are regional variations?
--margaret
Peep...@webtv.net
>Both Charlize Theron and PeepPeep are
>in hell? Sounds like a happening place. I
>may have to reconsider the idea of
>religion.
Hell came to ME one night, baby, but I ain't been THERE yet.
Heck, no!!
Hugs,
Janice, who did NOT need a reminder of THIS gal's God-forsaken
birthday-from-Hell on THIS the first day of what Mike of Our Lady sassed
*IS* the month-designate of the Arrival of the Great King of Terror!!
*shudder* *shudder* *chill-spook*
AND how!!
--
"She says she is Eleanor Roosevelt and she is for the death penalty. She
says she is Eleanor Roosevelt and she and her husband promoted and then
the husband signed the bill that did away with the center of Roosevelt's
legacy to this country, Aid
to Dependent Children. She was in on killing it and now she says her
whole life is devoted to women and children."
--Jimmy Breslin on FLOTUS Hillary
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(-)> *peep* (-)> *peep* (-)> *muckmouth*
Peep...@webtv.net
>Razz - me and my roommate in college
>got in deep shit for drawing big dicks all
>over the student lounge walls one night.
>We're not gay or anything though. Your
>turn.
*LOLOLOLOLOLOLOL*
Go a-head, Razz ......... we're ALL waiting w/ bated breath.
Believe it!!
Confessional hugs,
Janice
Peep...@webtv.net
>PeepPeep, I dig your posts the most but I
>never understand them completely. What
>is to 'fart oolong'.
Now that you mention it, pumkin, THIS gal has ZIP idea.
Hugs,
Janice, deferring this query to the tea-room queen, La Cieca.
Peep...@webtv.net
>think of that when I see Hugs, Janice.
>Where is the bootheel of Missourie?
No, is that a flick about Miss Janis Joplin?
Who plays Janis?
Curious hugs,
Janice
Michael Ritchie
>
> > > No straw.
> >
> > Speak for yourself.
>
"Salt on the rim." Jesus, Imogen, are we
soulmates or what?
--M.
Michael Ritchie
>
> Mr. Ritchie wrote:
>
> >> Wrong liquid
> >> Wrong gender
> >> Wrong orifice
> >
> >Indeed.
> >
> >
> >Speak for yourself.
>
Even by zip code.
--M.
Rita Hansard
>Here's a little secret: the only thing that
>is in my basement, other than the usual
>basement stuff, is The Roman Grotto
>Swimming Pool.
Oh neat. Are there lighted candles floating in it?
>Torture? Dahlings, pah-lees! It is so
>messy, and noisey!
Not if you have the right tormentor.
Rita (screaming softly)
http://community.webtv.net/HANSARD/doc
Michael Ritchie
>
> Groups of intelligent and less-intelligent people don't often mix well, when
> the intelligent people more-or-less demand intelligence as the price of
> admission and, let's face it, are not the most friendly, tolerant people one
> could hope to meet. I mean honestly -- Linda, Michael, Donna, various others
> and myself against "gojeous" is rather like the other 49 states declaring
> war on Rhode Island. Mind you, I can also say that she would have been
> bashed regardless of provider.
You and I and most "old-timers" here know that
I, among others, do sometimes get off on the
thrill of the bitchslapping. However, I don't
see it as a case of intelligent vs. dumb. I
think of it as "willing to play the game," which
should include that old-fashioned stragegy of
lurking before you leap. A modicum of wit and
an interesting way of expressing oneself are
more important than intelligence (though one
could make a case that the subsets of intelligent
folks, witty folks, and good communicators often
overlap).
As for Gorjeous, 90% of her posts from the
beginning consisted of name-calling and
witless slams. She has shown herself to be
neither intelligent nor witty; her miserable
communication skills speak for themselves. I
would have left her alone earlier except for her
harassing e-mail.
--M.
*NaNcY*
Germond) wrote:
>Hey crazy cat, how can Princess be a kind and just ruler when her castle
>is so wild, man. She must have a dungeon equipped with torture chambers
>run by an interesting female personnel.
Is this for me? I have seen a few photos of her beautiful castle, and
they weren't of torture chambers. I'm sure she saves those for
unwanted visitors. I think I remember something about the tickle
rooms of torture full of pink feathers.
*NaNcY*
/\_____/\
/ o o \
( == ^ == )
) - (
( )
( )
( ( ) ( ) )
(___(__)___(__)___)
Onward through the Fog!
http://people.delphi.com/nlopez/
*NaNcY*
>Phillip, darling, one rule in the world of USENET. Always quote
>a bit of what you're replying to so the rest of the world knows
>what the thread of the conversation is. Not everybody has the
>luxury of a threaded newsreader.
>
>Also, you will find the definition for felching here:
>
>http://www.hurricane.net/~wizard/19f.html
>
>between "fellatio" and "fem." (The page isn't quite alphabetical...)
>
>Enjoy!
What a great web site. Thanks for sharing!
T. Hicks
news:29820-37...@newsd-221.iap.bryant.webtv.net...
> Phil writes:
>
> >Were Terry Hichs and Johnny Bravo
> >once intimately involved?
>
Not always. In the Diva's case, it means "Get me another drink and do you in
the alley."
The aforementioned Terry Hichs
*NaNcY*
>Nancy wrote:
>
>>Well, you have just insured that my vote counts twice, or <shutter>
>>PJ's vote counts twice <shutter>!
>
>Did you just snap a couple of pictures, or are you trying to convey fear and
>disgust by shuddering?
Just an expression of my distaste for his politics.
>>See if you can figure out how to quote on WebTV. This inability has
>>caused seasoned Usenet readers to detest WebTV users more than
>>anything else.
>
>Nah. It just annoys "seasoned" ASG anti-faq freaks (ahhh, the good old days).
>The rest of usenet isn't so finger-waggingly annoying.
>
>Of all the other newsgroups I read, only in ASG is the bashing of WebTV users
>so prevalent. It's a group bonding thing, like prok rinds, I guess.
>
>Doogie
Actually, we have been rather polite to Phillip and most folks with
WebTV. We only bash those who are asking for a good bashing. I
wasn't even that rude when I asked Phillip to figure out how to quote.
That isn't a terrible thing to ask, it is like asking someone to wear
clothing to your party rather than walking around naked.
And....every day is the good ole days in ASG....but nonetheless, there
is a History of the Net, Usenets and ASG that can't be denied any more
than other type of history. Do you know about the major spam fuck ups
that AOL did when they first connected themselves to the net? This
alone was reason enough for the AOL bushing that went on for a couple
of years following the incident.
AOL earned all that bashing...of course not all AOLers deserved the
bashing, but some took it personal when asked "why they didn't get a
real ISP server!" which of course arose out of the horrid selfishness
of AOL to begin profiting from the Net as soon as possible without
consideration for all the people that were already here.
*NaNcY*
Germond) wrote:
>Princess - I'm 23 and very much an adult. Married to my college
>sweetheart with our first baby due in October. I've sworn though that I
>will never grow up.
Since when is anyone under 30 considered an ADULT....oh yes, I
remember, when I was under 30, a long time ago! ;-)