The Dems North Carolina Conundrum

[Queen Cleopatra]

I tell y'all what... the Republicans can destroy the Democrats on this
North Carolina stuff. The Dems put a lot of stock in trying to win NC
at first and then the HNIC came out in favor of gay marriage. And that
was the end of that! He is now down by 10 points in North Carolina--
the same with South Carolina.

The NC Legislature is controlled by Republicans. We have a veto-proof
House and are only 4 votes away from having a veto-proof Senate. And
we don't even need a veto-proof Senate because the Republican (Pat
McRory) is going to win the Governor's mansion in a landslide.

When Balack came out in favor of queers, he officially lost EVERY
southern state and EVERY midwestern state. And putting an aged
overweight dyke on his ticket won't help.

And that really got me thinking... for how much longer do the
Democrats think they can work this angry feminist dyke aged 60-70
vote? Because most of those women are already dead. All you have left
are Hitlery, Mad Albright, Granny Pelosi and a handful of women in the
House of Representatives. They aren't a very powerful voting block.

How many of y'all think Bill Clinton wants Hitlery in the White House
because he is proud of her and wants her to succeed? And then how many
of y'all think he just wants back in the White House so he can stalk
me all over again? I'm sure everyone knows the answer to that.

That's why I'm supporting Mitt Romney and Paul Ryan for President and
Vice-President. Paul Ryan is so cute he makes my heart flutter
everytime I see him on TV. Senator Ryan, would you like a picture of
me in my red panties and matching lace bra?! I would send you one
except that dirty disgusting old man Bill Clinton hacks into my email
account. Would you consider leaving your wife for me? I'm sure I'm
prettier...

I am and remain,
Queen Cleopatra, the Last Pharaoh