Could it be that a certain bi-boy has dumped his dame? Actually, he
was the dumpee, since his little wifey realized that all those rumors
were true when she caught him diddling with a dexterous male hoofer
(which is worse than a female hooker any day). This was one
indiscretion that couldn't be swept under the rug. Ironic that she's
forced to relive their relationship both at work and at play. Eternal
youth is worth a little suffering.
Michael C. Hall
The hint word dexterous for his new show "Dexter"
The hint phrase "under the rug" for his old show "Six Feet Under"
And the fact that he recently split from his wife
http://www.dailynews.com/celebrities/ci_4390179
They co- starred in "Chicago" about 2 or 3 years ago, and she was on an
episode of " 6 feet Under" last year but don't know how that would fit
in. .
Also "Eternal Youth is Worth a Little Suffering" is a song from "Sunset
Blvd" which Amy Spanger appeared in.
Rug could also be a reference to his toupee. I watched the SFU premiere
on Bravo the other day and was surprised to notice that somehow he's
got more hair now than in 2001. Curious.
Also, the reference to a "hoofer" (probably meaning a dancer). Michael
appeared in Caberet on Broadway during a SFU break, and has probably
done more musical theater. (We'll call that the "opportunity" part of
the "means, motive and opportunity" trio.)
As for working together, his wife is Amy Spanger, who, while she is an
actress, IMDB offers nothing about her being on "Dexer." She IS
currently appearing in "The Wedding Singer" on Broadway.