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idleeric

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Jul 25, 2001, 1:19:50 PM7/25/01
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>>>From The New York Times, 7/25/01:
>>>http://www.nytimes.com/2001/07/25/politics/25CART.html
>>
>>>Former President Carter Is 'Disappointed' in Bush
>>
>>They misinterpreted him. He was talking about his sex life.
>
>I hammered a few nails with him a couple of years back up in Houston,
>Texas on one of those mass home building escapades. He is very easily
>disappointed. But one of the classiest fellows I have ever been
>around. He wasn't all that happy with Mr. Clinton either.

Carter's Presidency laid the political groundwork for Clinton ...

the conventional wisdom from 1972 on, supported by McGovern, Mondale &
Dukakis wipeouts, was that only a DLC approved Southerner could win.

Hopefully, 2000 puts an end to that .... w/o carrying a *single* Southern or
Border state, Gore came w/i a switch of 3 electoral votes of winning.
Had he won *any* of the the following .... Nevada, New Hampshire, West
Virginia, Ohio, or the Dakotas ... he'd have the necessary bloc of non-
Ignorance Belt states to win. Future Democratic strategists take note.

The Solid Confederate South now belongs to the Republikkkan Rightwing Party
...
It was no great loss to the Democrats ... when they had it, it was no help
for Adlai Stevenson & a host of other pre-1950 losers. The Southerners
turned on Al Smith in 1928, & on Harry Truman (Strom Thurmond's Dixiecrats)
in 1948.

A bunch of racists, bigots, & hothead ignoramuses.


--
* * * * * * * *
"A woman can be proud and stiff
When on Love intent ...
Butt Love has pitched her mansion
in place of excrement."

- after W. B. Yeats

Crow Manyon

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Jul 27, 2001, 7:59:14 PM7/27/01
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> Murf-->
> Hey! That kind of generalization perpetuates ugly myths! Recent
> statistics show only 73% of the population are racists, bigots, &
> hothead ingormauses. Of the remaining 27%, 26% are educated racists and
> bigots. The remaining 1% could not be located for comment: they were
> hiding out from the pillowcase bunch...

[Crow]
Garsh! What a buncha ignorant Yankee crap. And the Yankees call US bigoted.
If you'd been keeping up you'd know that the racial Left considers all
Euro-americans to be "racist" and the "cause of all social problems."
Solution to this problem is elimination of the white races. This closely
parallels the way the National Socialists sought to "solve all social
problems" with a "Final Solution."

You are one of those Yankees who think that Aframs will love you 'causa the
War of Northern Aggression and the elimination of segregation. This is NOT
HAPPENING 'cause Leftists lack the virtue of gratitude.

Don't count on your Obergruppenführer making you his bottom bitch for this
bit o' toadying.

BTW, "bigot" has become a hate word used by the racial Left to smear anyone
who stands up to them. If your tongue isn't stuck in your
Obergruppenführer's ass I would suggest that you start thinking for
yourself.


Ram416

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Jul 28, 2001, 10:03:27 AM7/28/01
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"Crow Manyon" <cm...@excite.com> wrote in message
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> > Murf-->
> > Hey! That kind of generalization perpetuates ugly myths! Recent
> > statistics show only 73% of the population are racists, bigots, &
> > hothead ingormauses. Of the remaining 27%, 26% are educated racists and
> > bigots. The remaining 1% could not be located for comment: they were
> > hiding out from the pillowcase bunch...
>
> [Crow]
> Garsh! What a buncha ignorant Yankee crap. And the Yankees call US
bigoted.
> If you'd been keeping up you'd know that the racial Left considers all
> Euro-americans to be "racist" and the "cause of all social problems."
> Solution to this problem is elimination of the white races. This closely
> parallels the way the National Socialists sought to "solve all social
> problems" with a "Final Solution."


Umm, CM? Look up word "satire". In some versions of the dictionary you may
see a reference to Murf's postings.

Ram416


idleeric

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Jul 28, 2001, 10:27:46 AM7/28/01
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Ram416 wrote in message ...


idleeric --> you're wasting your time w/ him.

He comes from "Hee Haw" ville in Biblethumper County.


Crow Manyon

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Jul 28, 2001, 11:51:26 AM7/28/01
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> idleeric --> you're wasting your time w/ him.
>
> He comes from "Hee Haw" ville in Biblethumper County.

[Crow]
In your dreams, rosemary-boy. I say where I'm from on this NG; you're just
too paranoid to believe what's right under your nose. Reminds me of that
E.A. Poe story, "Murders on the Rue Morgue," I believe.

You're obviously from a low-down trailer park in Inbred, Michigan.


Crow Manyon

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Jul 28, 2001, 11:55:08 AM7/28/01
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> > > Murf-->
> > > Hey! That kind of generalization perpetuates ugly myths! Recent
> > > statistics show only 73% of the population are racists, bigots, &
> > > hothead ingormauses. Of the remaining 27%, 26% are educated racists
and
> > > bigots. The remaining 1% could not be located for comment: they were
> > > hiding out from the pillowcase bunch...
> >
> > [Crow]
> > Garsh! What a buncha ignorant Yankee crap. And the Yankees call US
> bigoted.
> > If you'd been keeping up you'd know that the racial Left considers all
> > Euro-americans to be "racist" and the "cause of all social problems."
> > Solution to this problem is elimination of the white races. This closely
> > parallels the way the National Socialists sought to "solve all social
> > problems" with a "Final Solution."
>
> [Ram416]

> Umm, CM? Look up word "satire". In some versions of the dictionary you
may
> see a reference to Murf's postings.

[Crow]
The sad truth is that a lot o' dweebs on this NG believe this crap is true.
This is why I shoot first and ask questions later when I see this stuff.
Doesn't help that rosemary-boy's Legion of Dumb are, well, legion. Apologies
if Murf isn't one of ID's toadies.


Ram416

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Jul 28, 2001, 5:04:44 PM7/28/01
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> [Crow]
> The sad truth is that a lot o' dweebs on this NG believe this crap is
true.
> This is why I shoot first and ask questions later when I see this stuff.
> Doesn't help that rosemary-boy's Legion of Dumb are, well, legion.
Apologies
> if Murf isn't one of ID's toadies.
>

Murf a "toadie"? Nah! I think he's more of a premier piano merchant.

Ram416


Ram416

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Jul 29, 2001, 2:47:30 PM7/29/01
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> > Murf a "toadie"? Nah! I think he's more of a premier piano merchant.
> >
> > Ram416
>
> Murf-->
> HEY!!! I'll have you know I was showing admirable restraint last night
> at a club in The Valley. Went with a married friend [whose wife is a
> tasty morsel, I might add]. He took me there as a birthday present,
> bound and determined to buy ME some laps, but instead I had to restrain
> him.
>
> ...or at least TRIED to....
>

You're definitely showing signs of improving your defense mechanisms.
Bravo!

> Thought about the 'piano' thing and started laughing. The guy is a
> professional keybaord player/composer. Considering the look on his face
> and the drunken walk as he exited the lap area, if she'd asked, he would
> have gladly given her one of his many 'boards... :)
>

To para-quote "There's a piano buyer born every minute!"

You know, after reading the complaints about the lack of reviews, good or
otherwise, that's been happening here lately, it makes me think that some of
us who do "live the life" should at least report our club related
adventures. So, to that, I beseech you, oh Murf of the B'day party, what
happened to you and your friend that night, Come, all the nasties. Points
will be awarded for details, collection of female clothing, and acts
un-becoming a civilized man. Oh and an extra special bonus for the
procuring a traffic cone.

Ram416


Crow Manyon

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Jul 29, 2001, 1:50:42 PM7/29/01
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> > > > Murf-->
> > > > Hey! That kind of generalization perpetuates ugly myths! Recent
> > > > statistics show only 73% of the population are racists, bigots, &
> > > > hothead ingormauses. Of the remaining 27%, 26% are educated racists
and
> > > > bigots. The remaining 1% could not be located for comment: they
were
> > > > hiding out from the pillowcase bunch...
> > >
> > > [Crow]
> > > Garsh! What a buncha ignorant Yankee crap. And the Yankees call US
> > bigoted.
> > > If you'd been keeping up you'd know that the racial Left considers all
> > > Euro-americans to be "racist" and the "cause of all social problems."
> > > Solution to this problem is elimination of the white races. This
closely
> > > parallels the way the National Socialists sought to "solve all social
> > > problems" with a "Final Solution."
> >
> > [Ram416]

> > Umm, CM? Look up word "satire". In some versions of the dictionary you
may
> > see a reference to Murf's postings.

[Crow]
For a Southerner this sounds satirical in the sense that blackface minstrel
shows were "satire." It's hateful, ignorant, offensive derision. Yankees
make a big deal 'bout being "tolerant," and I expect 'em to stick with it.
This may be satire for Murf but rosemary-boy, his catamite Heywood, and the
LoD think this crap is true; this is why I say Yankees are more ignorant
than Southerners.

> Murf-->
> Hell, you'll probably see my pix... :)

[Crow]
I checked my dictionary, and the pic was blacked out and captioned "not
suitable for children." :-)


Crow Manyon

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Jul 29, 2001, 1:43:20 PM7/29/01
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> (clipped)
>
> > [Crow]
> > The sad truth is that a lot o' dweebs on this NG believe this crap is
> true.
> > This is why I shoot first and ask questions later when I see this stuff.
> > Doesn't help that rosemary-boy's Legion of Dumb are, well, legion.
> Apologies
> > if Murf isn't one of ID's toadies.
> >
> [Ram416]

> Murf a "toadie"? Nah! I think he's more of a premier piano merchant.

[Crow]
My definition of a toadie is one who sticks up for rosemary-boy even when
he's wrong. Gratuitous Southerner-bashing is a good sign of membership in
the LoD.

Is there some connotation of "piano dealer" that I have missed? Sai Baba
claims to be one, now you're saying that Murf is as well.


Ram416

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Jul 29, 2001, 6:39:34 PM7/29/01
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> > > [Ram416]
> > > Umm, CM? Look up word "satire". In some versions of the dictionary
you
> may
> > > see a reference to Murf's postings.
>
> [Crow]
> For a Southerner this sounds satirical in the sense that blackface
minstrel
> shows were "satire." It's hateful, ignorant, offensive derision. Yankees
> make a big deal 'bout being "tolerant," and I expect 'em to stick with it.
> This may be satire for Murf but rosemary-boy, his catamite Heywood, and
the
> LoD think this crap is true; this is why I say Yankees are more ignorant
> than Southerners.
>

Ah, let me give you a hint, you're not the only Son of the South in here. I
grew up in Kissimmee, way before the mouse's Tragic Kingdom and it's related
Left Coasters and DamnYankees came along. Being a Cracker most certainly
qualifies as being a Southerner. But being a Cracker doesn't mean being so
dense as to try and convert the blind faithful. Try lighten up a bit, dud.
Your gonna blow a gasket soon if you don't.

Ram416


DrD

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Jul 30, 2001, 9:03:10 AM7/30/01
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Ram-->

>>
>> Umm, CM? Look up word "satire". In some versions of the dictionary you may
>> see a reference to Murf's postings.

>


>Murf-->
>Hell, you'll probably see my pix... :)
>

DrD-->
Murf, the pix are under "evil SOB", as in "That evil SOB made me blow Diet Mt.
Dew onto my monitor again."

--
Remove spamblock from header, and replace with stevedrd to reply to me.
Bill of Rights Enforcement

DrD

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Jul 30, 2001, 10:08:29 AM7/30/01
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Ram-->

>Ah, let me give you a hint, you're not the only Son of the South in here. I
>grew up in Kissimmee, way before the mouse's Tragic Kingdom and it's related
>Left Coasters and DamnYankees came along. Being a Cracker most certainly
>qualifies as being a Southerner. But being a Cracker doesn't mean being so
>dense as to try and convert the blind faithful. Try lighten up a bit, dud.
>Your gonna blow a gasket soon if you don't.

DrD-->
Uh, Ram, you ever know any of the Partins? Or Gil Tucker? I'm guessing that if
you grew up around Kissimmee before the Mouse, you might have had something to
do with cattle ranching.

DrD

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Jul 30, 2001, 9:52:02 AM7/30/01
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Ram-->Oh and an extra special bonus for the procuring a traffic cone.

DrD-->Uh, I know they have that hole in the top, but I have *never* paid for sex
with a roadway marker...

Ram416

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Jul 30, 2001, 1:09:01 PM7/30/01
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"DrD" <spam...@yahoo.com> wrote in message
news:9k3oq...@drn.newsguy.com...

> Ram-->Oh and an extra special bonus for the procuring a traffic cone.
>
> DrD-->Uh, I know they have that hole in the top, but I have *never* paid
for sex
> with a roadway marker...
>

Sorry, a subtle sub-reference to "Red Dwarf", the episode where Kryten was
to be replaced with the next generation 'droid.

Ram416


Ram416

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Jul 30, 2001, 1:12:24 PM7/30/01
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And the Overstreets, Hambrowns, and Bronsons. But I didn't have much to do
with the ranchers too much, 'cept to remove the rattlers from under the
palmettos so the new calves wouldn't "git bit".


Ram416


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Crow Manyon

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Jul 30, 2001, 9:33:02 PM7/30/01
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[Crow]
If it doesn't belong here why did you post it? What a dweeb!

>> [Grand Dragon Idleerik]

>>>>From The New York Times, 7/25/01:
>>>>http://www.nytimes.com/2001/07/25/politics/25CART.html
>>>
>>>>Former President Carter Is 'Disappointed' in Bush
>>>
>>>They misinterpreted him. He was talking about his sex life.
>>
>>I hammered a few nails with him a couple of years back up in Houston,
>>Texas on one of those mass home building escapades. He is very easily
>>disappointed. But one of the classiest fellows I have ever been
>>around. He wasn't all that happy with Mr. Clinton either.
>
>Carter's Presidency laid the political groundwork for Clinton ...
>
>the conventional wisdom from 1972 on, supported by McGovern, Mondale &
>Dukakis wipeouts, was that only a DLC approved Southerner could win.

[Crow]
DLC is a total fraud. Given that Slick demonstrated for Ho Chi Minh
and Pol Pot, it's obvious that he's a flaming Left-winger and not a
moderate. His spouse is even worse on this than Slick was, not that
it's going to stop rosemary-boy from voting for her. Both Carter and
Clinton were "stealth candidates." Important part is that no matter
what kind of Dem is elected, they will still be front men for the
political left.

> [Idleerik]

>Hopefully, 2000 puts an end to that .... w/o carrying a *single* Southern or
>Border state, Gore came w/i a switch of 3 electoral votes of winning.
>Had he won *any* of the the following .... Nevada, New Hampshire, West
>Virginia, Ohio, or the Dakotas ... he'd have the necessary bloc of non-
>Ignorance Belt states to win. Future Democratic strategists take note.

[Crow]
Those states which voted for Gore are the ones in the Ignorance Belt.
Hillary York belongs in whatever "belt" is worse than Ignorance Belt.
In case you haven't figured it out, rosemary-boy, it's the people who
think that socialism works that are ignorant.

> [Idleerik]

>The Solid Confederate South now belongs to the Republikkkan Rightwing Party

[Crow]
Pay attention! The South is no longer solid since one Confederate
state has been Yankified to the point that it resembles Massachusetts,
the only state to vote for the Cambodian Genocide before the fact.

Before calling Republicans "right-wing" cite a reference showing that
they want to establish a monarchy and a state church. You're going to
be the one voting for Queen Rodham, which makes you a right-winger.

>[Idleerik]

>It was no great loss to the Democrats ... when they had it, it was no help
>for Adlai Stevenson & a host of other pre-1950 losers. The Southerners
>turned on Al Smith in 1928, & on Harry Truman (Strom Thurmond's Dixiecrats)
>in 1948.

[Crow]
What an idiot! South was solidly behind traditional Dems for several
generations. The integrationists of the Fifties and Sixties promised
that they could bring Aframs into public life and still keep whites.
Didn't happen 'cause racial left ran 'em off; all Republicans had to
do was open their door. Racial left turned "civil rights" movement
into one to make a "socialist America," which is why it has failed in
many ways.

> [Idleerik]

>A bunch of racists, bigots, & hothead ignoramuses.

[Crow]
Nowadays, a "racist" is anybody Jesse Jackson doesn't like. The racial
left are the biggest [dictionary definition] racists around. Given
that you advocate a genocide of Caucasians, you're a racist, too.
You're also bigoted 'gainst Southerners and a major ignoramus, thus
making my case that Yankees are lowlife degenerates.

BTW, the Comedy Channel has been showing "The Road to Wellville," a
film about Dr. Kellogg and some strange goings-on up there in Battle
Creek, Mich. It has changed my whole way of thinking 'bout Yankees,
particularly those from Michigan. Whole myth of Northern "superiority"
was voluntarily demolished by Hillary York voters.


> [Idleerik]

> * * * * * * * *
>"A woman can be proud and stiff
>When on Love intent ...
>Butt Love has pitched her mansion
>in place of excrement."
> - after W. B. Yeats

[Crow]
Looks like a blind hog can find an acorn every once in a while. He
actually put the sig in the right place this time.

idleeric

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Crow Manyon wrote in message <3b5f29fe....@news.swbell.net>...


>[Crow]
>If it doesn't belong here why did you post it? What a dweeb!


idleeric -->

To prove once again that you only get your rocks off by regurgitating the
same tiresome lunatic drivel

(which i deleted)

Get lost, shit for brains.


DrD

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Jul 31, 2001, 7:33:56 AM7/31/01
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<snip Kissimmee pre-mouse stuff>

Okay, Ram, I got you pegged. While I was in G'ville, I met up with a number of
those folks. Even judged a couple cattle shows there, Polk County, West Palm.
But I was definitely pre-SC larva at that time.

SteveDrD

DrD

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Jul 31, 2001, 7:31:13 AM7/31/01
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>> Ram-->Oh and an extra special bonus for the procuring a traffic cone.
>>
>> DrD-->Uh, I know they have that hole in the top, but I have *never* paid
>for sex
>> with a roadway marker...
>>
>
Ram-->Sorry, a subtle sub-reference to "Red Dwarf", the episode where Kryten was

>to be replaced with the next generation 'droid.

DrD-->My bad. But the word "procuring" just set something off in my head, and
it was one of those logorrheic days...

Ram416

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Jul 31, 2001, 10:41:20 AM7/31/01
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"DrD" <spam...@yahoo.com> wrote in message
news:9k653...@drn.newsguy.com...

> <snip Kissimmee pre-mouse stuff>
>
> Okay, Ram, I got you pegged. While I was in G'ville, I met up with a
number of
> those folks. Even judged a couple cattle shows there, Polk County, West
Palm.
> But I was definitely pre-SC larva at that time.
>
> SteveDrD

DrD, here's a lil' one that might make you chuckle. My wife asked me one
day after I had been out in the sun for a little while too long, "why is
there a set of small, round, lightly colored scars on your left shoulder
blade". Now, remembering how much there was to do in Osceola County before
the mouse, can you guess how I got them?

Hints:

One - It involved leaving a scene at the highest rate of speed my feet would
carry me.
Two - You CAN leap over a 5 foot barb wire fence without so much as slowing
down if properly motivated
Three - Ranchers daughters should be and could made into an Olympic event.

Back then I didn't have plastic, bio-glass, and stainless steel in both
knees. And JoJo looked damn fine.

Ram416


DrD

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Jul 31, 2001, 1:38:00 PM7/31/01
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[Ram]

>DrD, here's a lil' one that might make you chuckle. My wife asked me one
>day after I had been out in the sun for a little while too long, "why is
>there a set of small, round, lightly colored scars on your left shoulder
>blade". Now, remembering how much there was to do in Osceola County before
>the mouse, can you guess how I got them?
>
>Hints:
>
>One - It involved leaving a scene at the highest rate of speed my feet would
>carry me.
>Two - You CAN leap over a 5 foot barb wire fence without so much as slowing
>down if properly motivated
>Three - Ranchers daughters should be and could made into an Olympic event.
>
>Back then I didn't have plastic, bio-glass, and stainless steel in both
>knees. And JoJo looked damn fine.

[DrD]
So did you get all the pellets out?

Anyway, Number Three on your list has always been a weakness. Oh Lordy yes.

Crow Manyon

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Jul 31, 2001, 4:41:23 PM7/31/01
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> > > Murf-->
> > > Hey! That kind of generalization perpetuates ugly myths! Recent
> > > statistics show only 73% of the population are racists, bigots, &
> > > hothead ingormauses. Of the remaining 27%, 26% are educated racists
and
> > > bigots. The remaining 1% could not be located for comment: they were
> > > hiding out from the pillowcase bunch...
> >
> > [Crow]
> > Garsh! What a buncha ignorant Yankee crap. And the Yankees call US
> bigoted.
> > If you'd been keeping up you'd know that the racial Left considers all
> > Euro-americans to be "racist" and the "cause of all social problems."
> > Solution to this problem is elimination of the white races. This closely
> > parallels the way the National Socialists sought to "solve all social
> > problems" with a "Final Solution."
>
> [Ram416]

> Umm, CM? Look up word "satire". In some versions of the dictionary you
may
> see a reference to Murf's postings.

[Crow]
Sorry Ram416, but I checked soma Murf's other posts. He's in the LoD.


Crow Manyon

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Jul 31, 2001, 7:20:00 PM7/31/01
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>>[Crow]
>>If it doesn't belong here why did you post it? What a dweeb!
>
>
>idleeric -->
>To prove once again that you only get your rocks off by regurgitating the
>same tiresome lunatic drivel
>
>(which i deleted)
>
>Get lost, shit for brains.

[Crow]
You obviously posted it 'cause you enjoy sounding like an idiot and
impressing your girlfriend Heywood.

You're obviously too stupid to figure out that if you'd stay on topic
there might be an outside chance I would leave this NG. As long as I
can give an evil lil' fascist like you grief I'm NEVER leaving this
NG. Learn to live with it.

Someone as stupid as you shouldn't be criticizing any one else's
mental capacity.

DrD

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Aug 1, 2001, 9:12:38 AM8/1/01
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Ram-->

>> >Hints:
>> >
>> >One - It involved leaving a scene at the highest rate of speed my feet would
>> >carry me.
>> >Two - You CAN leap over a 5 foot barb wire fence without so much as slowing
>> >down if properly motivated
>> >Three - Ranchers daughters should be and could made into an Olympic event.
>> >
>> >Back then I didn't have plastic, bio-glass, and stainless steel in both
>> >knees. And JoJo looked damn fine.
>>
>> DrD-->

>> So did you get all the pellets out?
>
>Murf-->
>May not have had to: doesn't rock salt dissolve in flesh? :)
>

DrD-->
Knowing the locals, they wouldn't have rock salt in a load...

Ram416

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Aug 1, 2001, 11:36:42 AM8/1/01
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> >> DrD-->
> >> So did you get all the pellets out?
> >
> >Murf-->
> >May not have had to: doesn't rock salt dissolve in flesh? :)
> >
>
> DrD-->
> Knowing the locals, they wouldn't have rock salt in a load...
>
> --

Ah, you are from the area. Sorry Murf, but the rock salt was reserved for
violating their groves. Violating their daughters or cattle (and for some,
not necessarily in that order) required the use on 00 buck. Why do you
think I thought so little about the barb wire? Ranchers were the big money
in the County and got by with shit like shooting assholes screwing the
daughters.

Ram416

P.S. Yes, my buddy Jim popped each and every one out. I guessed I watched
too damn many Westerns as a kid. 3 fifths of cheap tequila were involved
with the operation. One went into me before the procedure began, one was
used to sterilize the instruments (my Buck knife and a pair of needle nose
pliers) and the wound, and the third was used during and immediately
afterwards for pain control. Looking back on this situation, I was damn
lucky I was as far away from the muzzle as I was (pellets didn't hit with
enough force to break my scapula, just buried slightly into the muscle),
that I was hit in the upper back over the shoulder blade, and I didn't
develop a nasty infection. For those of you who didn't grow up there and
then, DrD will attest to this not being an isolated incident. Ol' school
Rednecks considered knocking off a lil' with the Rancher's daughter the same
kind of fun as Midwest farm boys do cow tipping. Just don't let the Rancher
catch you! And there was NO WAY I would have gone to a Doctor for this. The
first thing they would have done was call K.O. Murphy before they started
removing the pellets. K.O. was the kind of County Sheriff you were smart
not to cross. Take all your stereotypes of Southern law enforcement, roll
them up into one, throw out the parts about being stupid, and you have K.O.


DrD

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Aug 1, 2001, 2:55:37 PM8/1/01
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>> >> DrD-->
>> >> So did you get all the pellets out?
>> >
>> >Murf-->
>> >May not have had to: doesn't rock salt dissolve in flesh? :)
>> >
>>
>> DrD-->
>> Knowing the locals, they wouldn't have rock salt in a load...
>>
>Ram-->

DrD--> Some people have to pay money to find things this good. I can see young
Ram and Jim now, under some tin roof shed, doing cracker-style surgery.

Thanks, dud.

Crow Manyon

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>Ram416

> Ol' school
>Rednecks considered knocking off a lil' with the Rancher's daughter the same
>kind of fun as Midwest farm boys do cow tipping.

[Crow]
I don't know what "cow tipping" is, but I believe the Midwest farmboys
like those "stump-broke" cows. :-)

Ram416

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Aug 1, 2001, 6:26:36 PM8/1/01
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> [Crow]
> I don't know what "cow tipping" is, but I believe the Midwest farmboys
> like those "stump-broke" cows. :-)

It takes a lil' "Farm Savvy" to know how and when to properly tip a cow.
Goes to show you that not everything can be taught in a class room.

Ram416

FYI, there's nothing sexual about cow tipping.


Seldom Scene

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Ram416 --->

>It takes a lil' "Farm Savvy" to know how and when to properly tip a cow.
>Goes to show you that not everything can be taught in a class room.
>

>FYI, there's nothing sexual about cow tipping.

Seldom --->

Not even when they give a really good lap?

Crow Manyon

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> > [Crow]
> > I don't know what "cow tipping" is, but I believe the Midwest farmboys
> > like those "stump-broke" cows. :-)

> [Ram416]


> It takes a lil' "Farm Savvy" to know how and when to properly tip a cow.
> Goes to show you that not everything can be taught in a class room.
>

> FYI, there's nothing sexual about cow tipping.

[Crow]
Thanx for the info. May I assume that "cow tipping" is causing a cow to fall
to the ground?

'bout my only "farm savvy" is knowing where not to step in the barnyard.


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