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{ASSM} Neologophile (poem, MF, rom, cons, strap-on, anal)

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Shishi Gokoro

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Feb 17, 2012, 4:10:40 PM2/17/12
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A poem using Savage Love's contributions to English.
Neologophile
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(dedicated to the advice column Savage Love)

"I hate to wait
till you're my mate",
her bi fiance said.
"Let's saddleback",
she said to Jack,
and bent him o'er the bed.
She grabbed a tube
of K-Y lube,
squeezing a wad of goo.
"I'll give you bliss.
You'll never miss
boys when I'm done with you."
"Oh, really?",
he replied fondly.
"How lucky could I get!
But don't you fear.
Marrying you, dear,
is a choice I won't regret."
Her fingers slick,
held like a dick,
she slid into his crack,then
donned a long
thick dildoed thong
and fastened it in back.
She eased that pole
into his hole,
gently stroking his leg,
He said, "Oh, God!",
gave her a nod,
and she began to peg.
With joy he sighed,
as deep inside,
her strap-on drilled his rump.
With growing ardor,
she pressed in harder,
as fast as she could pump.
When they were done,
he told her, "Hon,
you're so the gal for me.
This power bottom's
so glad you got him!"
He got down on one knee.
She stroked his chin,
then with a grin,
said "Our kinks coincide!"
Tousling his hair,
"But while you're there,
I've one we haven't tried."
"Oh, it would be so GGG,
if you'd clean my tool per orem."
Without complaint,
he kissed her taint,
and then he ricked santorum.


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