"Pinball Wizard" -> "Pick-up Artist"
Formhandle
describing a PUA:
"Pick-up Artist"
Ever since I was a young boy,
My world's been about my balls.
From Soho down to Brighton
They've been been blue since I recall.
And I ain't seen nothing like him
In any club or hall...
That short fat and ugly guy
Sure does PU them all!
He walks like an alpha,
Becomes part of the babe scene.
Feeling all the booty
He's all the womens' dream.
He plays by intuition,
Then number closes, calls.
That short fat and ugly guy
Sure does PU them all!
He's a pick-up artist
There has got to be some tricks.
a pick-up artist,
S'got such a way with chicks.
'How do you think he closes? I don't know!
What makes him so smooth?'
Cockblocks don't distract him
Can't hear those buzzards yell,
Can see the bitch shields smashin'
Plays good show and tell.
Always has an angle,
'n' never stalls at all...
That short fat and ugly guy
Sure does PU them all!
I thought I was
The babe magnet king.
But I just handed
My PU crown to him.
Even my usual hang-out
He can beat my best.
His social proof leads him in
And he just PUs the rest.
He's got awesome outing wingers
Never seen him stall...
That short fat and ugly guy
Sure does PU them all!
--
jay <formh...@aol.com>
Fast Seduction 101 - http://www.fastseduction.com/
Class is now in session...
Entropi
wrote:
>The lyrics to "Pinball Wizard" by The Who, twisted as sung by an RAFC
>describing a PUA:
>Even my usual hang-out
>He can beat my best.
>His social proof leads him in
>And he just PUs the rest.
>He's got awesome outing wingers
>Never seen him stall...
>That short fat and ugly guy
>Sure does PU them all!
Heh heh heh... you crack me up, dude. Will be fun to hum while out and
about on missions, kinda like Ross's "Rocky & Bullwinkle" :-)
E.
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"If I'm gonna get my balls blown off for a word,
my word is POOOOOOON-TANG." -- Animal Mother