Get your head out of your ass!

megalomaniac

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Apr 26, 2006, 10:49:02 PM4/26/06

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http://www.keithwhite.us/headupass.html

Doug Donaghue

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Apr 27, 2006, 12:40:52 AM4/27/06

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"megalomaniac" <m...@lomaniac.com> wrote in message
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>
> http://www.keithwhite.us/headupass.html

ROTFLMSFAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I saw this years ago, but it was hand drawn by somneone with fairly good
artistic skills.

This was clearly done by someone with access to some fairly sophisticatred
image-processing software and **way** too much free time on their hands <g>

Doug

corky

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Apr 27, 2006, 10:18:12 AM4/27/06

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We should all take that image to heart at least once a week.

Speeding

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Apr 27, 2006, 9:23:56 AM4/27/06

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Hey, you better be careful. WE all know that the someone in this photo will
sue you in a Delaware court... or California... or wherever... And probably
post some lame tagline about it in every post.

"Doug Donaghue" <ddon...@access4less.net> wrote in message
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Doug Donaghue

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Apr 28, 2006, 9:42:51 AM4/28/06

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Or buy a glass navel <g>

Doug

ah

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May 1, 2006, 7:00:43 AM5/1/06

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Or take this to email.
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megalomaniac

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May 2, 2006, 12:59:08 AM5/2/06

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Get your head out of your ass.

ah

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May 2, 2006, 8:43:55 PM5/2/06

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Cassez-vous.
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megalomaniac

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May 3, 2006, 10:23:56 PM5/3/06

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Go home and get your fucking shinebox.

honestjohn

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May 3, 2006, 10:59:55 PM5/3/06

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OK Mr. Bats.

ah

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megalomaniac

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May 4, 2006, 8:48:20 PM5/4/06

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Don't be getting too big on me.

megalomaniac

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ah

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May 4, 2006, 11:47:44 PM5/4/06

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"megalomaniac" <m...@lomaniac.com> wrote in message

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Yes ma'am!

honestjohn

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May 4, 2006, 11:49:01 PM5/4/06

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arf...arf...

megalomaniac

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May 4, 2006, 11:54:13 PM5/4/06

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megalomaniac

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May 4, 2006, 11:58:13 PM5/4/06

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On Thu, 4 May 2006 22:47:44 -0500, "honestjohn"
<hones...@centurytel.net> wrote:

Never rat on your friends, and always keep your mouth shut.

honestjohn

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May 5, 2006, 12:15:02 AM5/5/06

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"megalomaniac" <m...@lomaniac.com> wrote in message

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Yes Mr. Conway, where's my money?

megalomaniac

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May 5, 2006, 1:01:35 PM5/5/06

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On Thu, 4 May 2006 23:15:02 -0500, "honestjohn"
<hones...@centurytel.net> wrote:

You'll get your money. You just got to stop busting balls.

honestjohn

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May 5, 2006, 7:03:48 PM5/5/06

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"megalomaniac" <m...@lomaniac.com> wrote in message

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Heeeey, it's ok to bust your balls, ya little prick ya!

megalomaniac

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May 5, 2006, 7:34:05 PM5/5/06

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On Fri, 5 May 2006 18:03:48 -0500, "honestjohn"
<hones...@centurytel.net> wrote:

Fucking mutt dented my shoes.

honestjohn

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May 5, 2006, 7:39:56 PM5/5/06

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"megalomaniac" <m...@lomaniac.com> wrote in message

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Dance for me Spyder! Step and Fetch it!

ah

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May 5, 2006, 8:42:12 PM5/5/06

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May 6, 2006, 1:46:10 PM5/6/06

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On Fri, 5 May 2006 18:39:56 -0500, "honestjohn"
<hones...@centurytel.net> wrote:

What am I on your pay no mind list?

megalomaniac

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May 6, 2006, 1:46:15 PM5/6/06

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May 6, 2006, 5:18:29 PM5/6/06

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"megalomaniac" <m...@lomaniac.com> wrote in message

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Do I amuse you?

Puck

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May 6, 2006, 7:02:32 PM5/6/06

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"honestjohn" <hones...@centurytel.net> wrote in
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What do you do?

megalomaniac

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May 7, 2006, 1:08:53 AM5/7/06

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On Sat, 6 May 2006 16:18:29 -0500, "honestjohn"
<hones...@centurytel.net> wrote:

You stuttering prick, you.

honestjohn

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May 7, 2006, 1:25:15 PM5/7/06

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"megalomaniac" <m...@lomaniac.com> wrote in message

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My father knew what went on at that Cab stand.

megalomaniac

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May 7, 2006, 11:41:42 PM5/7/06

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On Sun, 7 May 2006 12:25:15 -0500, "honestjohn"
<hones...@centurytel.net> wrote:

Another letter from school goes to that kid's house......in the oven
you'll go.

honestjohn

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May 8, 2006, 12:04:15 AM5/8/06

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"megalomaniac" <m...@lomaniac.com> wrote in message

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Paulie never talked on the phone, he wouldn't have one in his house.

ah

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May 9, 2006, 12:16:08 AM5/9/06

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megalomaniac

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May 9, 2006, 12:16:25 AM5/9/06

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On Sun, 7 May 2006 23:04:15 -0500, "honestjohn"
<hones...@centurytel.net> wrote:

But what Jimmy really loved to do, what he really loved to do was
steal.

honestjohn

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May 9, 2006, 5:31:50 PM5/9/06

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"megalomaniac" <m...@lomaniac.com> wrote in message

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As far back as I can remember, I always wanted to be a gangster!

megalomaniac

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May 9, 2006, 9:05:03 PM5/9/06

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On Tue, 9 May 2006 16:31:50 -0500, "honestjohn"
<hones...@centurytel.net> wrote:

Paulie might have moved slow, but it was only because Paulie
didn't have to move for anybody.

honestjohn

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May 9, 2006, 11:47:16 PM5/9/06

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"megalomaniac" <m...@lomaniac.com> wrote in message

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It was before Apalachin and before Crazy Joe decided to take on a boss and
start a war.

megalomaniac

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May 10, 2006, 12:04:51 AM5/10/06

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On Tue, 9 May 2006 22:47:16 -0500, "honestjohn"
<hones...@centurytel.net> wrote:

I'll dig the hole. I don't give a fuck. Is it the first hole I dug?

honestjohn

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May 10, 2006, 3:34:34 PM5/10/06

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"megalomaniac" <m...@lomaniac.com> wrote in message

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And then there was Pete The Killer, who was Sally Balls' brother.

megalomaniac

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May 10, 2006, 5:47:11 PM5/10/06

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On Wed, 10 May 2006 14:34:34 -0500, "honestjohn"
<hones...@centurytel.net> wrote:

If anyone complained twice, they got hit so bad they never complained
again.

honestjohn

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May 10, 2006, 8:22:43 PM5/10/06

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"megalomaniac" <m...@lomaniac.com> wrote in message

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They must really feed each other to the Lions down there, because he gave
the money right up!

megalomaniac

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May 10, 2006, 10:44:34 PM5/10/06

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On Wed, 10 May 2006 19:22:43 -0500, "honestjohn"
<hones...@centurytel.net> wrote:

One day, some neighborhood kids carried my mother's groceries all the
way home.

honestjohn

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May 10, 2006, 11:53:25 PM5/10/06

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"megalomaniac" <m...@lomaniac.com> wrote in message

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By the time the cops found Carbone's body in the meat truck, it took two
days to thaw him out for the autopsy.

ah

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May 11, 2006, 8:12:24 PM5/11/06

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megalomaniac

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May 11, 2006, 8:12:29 PM5/11/06

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On Wed, 10 May 2006 22:53:25 -0500, "honestjohn"
<hones...@centurytel.net> wrote:

What Paulie and the organization do is protect people who can't
go to the cops. That's it. They're like the police department for
wiseguys.

ah

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honestjohn

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May 11, 2006, 9:53:37 PM5/11/06

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"megalomaniac" <m...@lomaniac.com> wrote in message

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Gribbs got 20 years just for saying hello to some fuck selling junk!

megalomaniac

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May 12, 2006, 8:26:25 PM5/12/06

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On Thu, 11 May 2006 20:53:37 -0500, "honestjohn"
<hones...@centurytel.net> wrote:

You know who goes to jail? Nigger stickup men. Know why they get
caught? Because they fall asleep in the getaway car.

honestjohn

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May 12, 2006, 8:44:24 PM5/12/06

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"megalomaniac" <m...@lomaniac.com> wrote in message

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Whoever sold you those suits had a wonderful sense of humor!

megalomaniac

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May 12, 2006, 10:58:05 PM5/12/06

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On Fri, 12 May 2006 19:44:24 -0500, "honestjohn"
<hones...@centurytel.net> wrote:

Here's a leg. Here's a wing. What do you like, the leg or the wing?

megalomaniac

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May 12, 2006, 11:00:41 PM5/12/06

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May 13, 2006, 4:15:58 AM5/13/06

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"megalomaniac" <m...@lomaniac.com> wrote in message

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I hate Pittsburg, where did you find such a bunch of creeps?

megalomaniac

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May 14, 2006, 12:19:48 AM5/14/06

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On Sat, 13 May 2006 03:15:58 -0500, "honestjohn"
<hones...@centurytel.net> wrote:

You little prick. I know you all my life.

honestjohn

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May 14, 2006, 1:07:22 AM5/14/06

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"megalomaniac" <m...@lomaniac.com> wrote in message

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I had a sugar bowl full of "coke" next to the bed.

megalomaniac

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May 14, 2006, 4:58:53 PM5/14/06

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On Sun, 14 May 2006 00:07:22 -0500, "honestjohn"
<hones...@centurytel.net> wrote:

Isn't she gorgeous? I bought it for my wife. It's a coupe. I love that
car.

honestjohn

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May 14, 2006, 7:27:12 PM5/14/06

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"megalomaniac" <m...@lomaniac.com> wrote in message

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What did I tell you! What did I tell you! Didn't I tell you not to buy
nothin big?

ah

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May 15, 2006, 12:39:15 PM5/15/06

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On Sun, 14 May 2006 18:27:12 -0500, "honestjohn"
<hones...@centurytel.net> wrote:

Stacks was always crazy. Instead of getting rid of the truck as
he was supposed to, he got stoned, went to his girlfriend's, and when
he woke up, the cops had found the truck.

megalomaniac

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May 15, 2006, 12:42:42 PM5/15/06

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May 15, 2006, 2:53:00 PM5/15/06

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"megalomaniac" <m...@lomaniac.com> wrote in message

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Stacks, you'd be late for your own funeral....bang....bang!

megalomaniac

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May 15, 2006, 8:47:24 PM5/15/06

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On Mon, 15 May 2006 13:53:00 -0500, "honestjohn"
<hones...@centurytel.net> wrote:

Even with Sandy snorting more than she mixed, I saw this was a good
business.

ah

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May 15, 2006, 9:55:46 PM5/15/06

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May 15, 2006, 10:50:53 PM5/15/06

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"megalomaniac" <m...@lomaniac.com> wrote in message

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People call them "Rats", because a "Rat" will do anything to survive!

megalomaniac

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May 15, 2006, 11:05:35 PM5/15/06

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On Mon, 15 May 2006 21:50:53 -0500, "honestjohn"
<hones...@centurytel.net> wrote:

After I got here I ordered spaghetti with marinara sauce...
...and I got egg noodles with ketchup.

honestjohn

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May 15, 2006, 11:12:35 PM5/15/06

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"megalomaniac" <m...@lomaniac.com> wrote in message

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I just wanna make sure I'm not kissin Sammy Davis Jr. over here.

megalomaniac

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May 15, 2006, 11:23:18 PM5/15/06

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On Mon, 15 May 2006 22:12:35 -0500, "honestjohn"
<hones...@centurytel.net> wrote:

And remember, Morrie's wigs are tested against hurricane winds.

honestjohn

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May 15, 2006, 11:37:23 PM5/15/06

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"megalomaniac" <m...@lomaniac.com> wrote in message

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It was then that I new Jimmy was a nervous wreck.

megalomaniac

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May 16, 2006, 1:37:22 PM5/16/06

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On Mon, 15 May 2006 22:37:23 -0500, "honestjohn"
<hones...@centurytel.net> wrote:

I thought I was dead, but when I heard the noise I knew they were
cops.

honestjohn

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May 16, 2006, 3:48:45 PM5/16/06

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"megalomaniac" <m...@lomaniac.com> wrote in message

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You may "think" you know who we are, but we "know" who you are!

megalomaniac

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May 16, 2006, 11:26:42 PM5/16/06

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On Tue, 16 May 2006 14:48:45 -0500, "honestjohn"
<hones...@centurytel.net> wrote:

This prick again. He says, "What do you want to tell me now?"
I said, "What are you doing here? I told you to go fuck your mother."

honestjohn

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May 16, 2006, 11:57:00 PM5/16/06

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"megalomaniac" <m...@lomaniac.com> wrote in message

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We batted them two son-of-a-bitches until you couldn't recognize them.

ah

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May 17, 2006, 1:58:55 AM5/17/06

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May 17, 2006, 10:00:30 PM5/17/06

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On Tue, 16 May 2006 22:57:00 -0500, "honestjohn"
<hones...@centurytel.net> wrote:

They could whack me here as easy as outside. They're afraid I'll rat
them out.

megalomaniac

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May 17, 2006, 10:11:42 PM5/17/06

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May 17, 2006, 11:29:29 PM5/17/06

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"megalomaniac" <m...@lomaniac.com> wrote in message

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Johnny Dio did the meat and cooked a great steak.

megalomaniac

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May 18, 2006, 10:01:19 PM5/18/06

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On Wed, 17 May 2006 22:29:29 -0500, "honestjohn"
<hones...@centurytel.net> wrote:

To us those goody-good people who worked shitty jobs for bum paychecks
and took the subway to work and worried about bills, were dead.

honestjohn

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May 18, 2006, 10:21:11 PM5/18/06

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"megalomaniac" <m...@lomaniac.com> wrote in message

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I didn't say a thing. Jimmy was so pissed-off that he didn't even say
good-bye.

megalomaniac

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May 19, 2006, 7:19:17 PM5/19/06

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On Thu, 18 May 2006 21:21:11 -0500, "honestjohn"
<hones...@centurytel.net> wrote:

I set up Janice in an apartment near The Suite. That way I was able to
stay over a few nights a week.

ah

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May 19, 2006, 9:15:49 PM5/19/06

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May 19, 2006, 11:11:37 PM5/19/06

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"megalomaniac" <m...@lomaniac.com> wrote in message

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Make that coffee to go!

megalomaniac

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May 20, 2006, 9:11:28 PM5/20/06

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megalomaniac

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May 20, 2006, 9:12:22 PM5/20/06

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On Fri, 19 May 2006 22:11:37 -0500, "honestjohn"
<hones...@centurytel.net> wrote:

Tommy, you going to let this fucking punk get away with that?
What's this world coming to?

honestjohn

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May 20, 2006, 10:29:38 PM5/20/06

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"megalomaniac" <m...@lomaniac.com> wrote in message

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Sorry it took so long, that skinny guard is getting to be a real pain in the
ass!

megalomaniac

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May 20, 2006, 11:00:32 PM5/20/06

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On Sat, 20 May 2006 21:29:38 -0500, "honestjohn"
<hones...@centurytel.net> wrote:

Then finally, when there's nothing left, when you can't borrow
another buck from the bank,you bust the joint out.
You light a match.

honestjohn

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May 20, 2006, 11:22:23 PM5/20/06

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"megalomaniac" <m...@lomaniac.com> wrote in message

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Even the hacks we couldn't bribe wouldn't rat on the guys we did.

ah

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May 21, 2006, 9:17:56 AM5/21/06

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May 21, 2006, 12:45:37 PM5/21/06

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On Sat, 20 May 2006 22:22:23 -0500, "honestjohn"
<hones...@centurytel.net> wrote:

Say hello to those blowjob hacks. Motherfuck them every chance you
get.

megalomaniac

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May 21, 2006, 12:47:22 PM5/21/06

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May 21, 2006, 5:20:03 PM5/21/06

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"megalomaniac" <m...@lomaniac.com> wrote in message

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Frenchy and Joe Buddha had to round-up the workers.

ah

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May 21, 2006, 11:29:24 PM5/21/06

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May 21, 2006, 11:48:47 PM5/21/06

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On Sun, 21 May 2006 16:20:03 -0500, "honestjohn"
<hones...@centurytel.net> wrote:

I'm proud of you. This is a lot of money for a kid like you.
Anybody asks you where you got it, you got it in Vegas playing craps.

megalomaniac

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May 21, 2006, 11:50:52 PM5/21/06

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May 22, 2006, 12:21:26 AM5/22/06

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"megalomaniac" <m...@lomaniac.com> wrote in message

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Who wants to go to uncle Paulie's?

ah

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May 22, 2006, 7:36:46 AM5/22/06

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May 22, 2006, 10:37:48 PM5/22/06

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On Sun, 21 May 2006 23:21:26 -0500, "honestjohn"
<hones...@centurytel.net> wrote:

Fuck him in the ear! Fuck him in the other ear!

megalomaniac

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May 22, 2006, 10:41:16 PM5/22/06

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May 22, 2006, 11:53:34 PM5/22/06

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"megalomaniac" <m...@lomaniac.com> wrote in message

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Johnny Roastbeef had to keep them tied-up and away from the alarms.