Extra Special TORONTO REAL MEN meeting on May 14, 2008
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The feminist media just won’t leave Dimitri The Lover alone! So far
this month he was featured on
1. the front cover of EYE MAGAZINE
2. the front page of the TORONTO SUN
3. a radio interview with BEN GUYATT
To hear the interview, during which Dimitri The Lover reveals some
seduction secrets, click on the MEDIA CENTRE link at http://www.TorontoRealMen.com.
Dimitri The Lover encourages his disciples to approach sluts walking
right on the street. In his vast experience, if you are at least
average looking, and utilize certain psychologically powerful, field-
tested and perfected words and phrases, 1 in 5 targeted sluts will
provide you with unhindered tri-orifice access within 24 hours of
being approached. However, most men find it hard to believe that hot
women are receptive to such direct advances. Also, men would like to
know exactly what horny women are thinking when they are approached in
such an abrupt manner.
So the theme of our next TORONTO REAL MEN meeting is “INTERVIEW WITH
THE SLUT”. It will feature Dimitri The Lover interviewing one of his
recent conquests for 3 solid hours, focusing on why his
psychologically powerful words and phrases marinated her snatch to the
point where she had to spread her legs WITHIN AN HOUR of being
approached on the sidewalk. THE SLUT will answer questions from
attendees, giving apprehensive men the opportunity to both analyze her
thought processes and test out their pick up lines.
TORONTO REAL MEN meetings are held the 2nd Wednesday of each month,
from 7-10 PM, 754 Danforth Avenue, two blocks East of Pape Station, on
the North side. There is no sign for 754, but it is right beside the
pool hall at 752. There is lots of free parking on the side streets.
Please get there by 6:30 PM to secure parking. Food & beverages are
served, compliments of Dimitri The Lover. To register for this
special seduction lair meeting, IMMEDIATELY go to http://www.TorontoRealMen.com.
Also, make sure to let your closest friends know!
Cost per meeting is $29+GST paid on-line 24h in advance OR $40
Dimitrified cash at the door. If you prefer, annual membership is
just $269+GST, which includes admittance to all TORONTO REAL MEN
meetings (works out to about $22/meeting), regular meet & greets with
sluts from the community, 10% off Dimitri The Lover’s products &
courses, and a subscription to The Prophet's controversial monthly
newsletter, Toronto Slut Alert.
Why is Dimitri The Lover so proficient in psychologically conquering
sluts? Dimitri The Lover is a MEDICAL DOCTOR using psychiatric
insight to conquer sluts, and in-depth anatomic knowledge to expertly
pleasure them. Combining his medical training with over 15 years of
field research on the streets of Toronto, he figured out a way in
which to identify women who crave cock by their “slut gait” and “slut
gaze”. He has also located “trigger points” on several areas of the
body which when palpated under the guise of “relaxing massage”, will
have any slut begging for any cock within reach. Therefore, Dimitri
The Lover is the ONLY pick up guru in the world who has conducted IN-
FIELD MEDICAL RESEARCH ON SEDUCTION and has PROFESSIONAL CREDENTIALS
TO BACK HIM UP !!!
TORONTO REAL MEN is the world’s FIRST and ONLY Seduction Lair in which
an actual DIRECT METHOD SEDUCTION GURU with REAL CREDENTIALS gives
REAL LIFE ADVICE on how to seduce local sluts, without hard-selling
his courses. Also, there is ABSOLUTELY NO ADMINISTRATIVE BULLSHIT
because Canada’s Greatest Lover & Seducer, Dimitri The Lover, makes
all financial and organizational decisions unilaterally. Dimitri The
Lover is dedicated to teaching horny men how to detect, seduce, and
enslave hot desperate sluts, and will answer all questions about
dating, sex, & love. ONLY ONE RULE: anything discussed at TORONTO
REAL MEN, stays at TORONTO REAL MEN !!! Participants know that
keeping what Dimitri The Lover teaches secret gives us all a
competitive advantage.
PLEASE NOTE: To attend a TORONTO REAL MEN meeting, you must sign a
declaration that you are either a heterosexual or bisexual male, and
renounce METROSEXUALITY as a FEMINIST MEDIA CONSPIRACY. Any man
dressing or acting like a homosexual/metrosexual, even if he swears to
be a heterosexual, will be denied entry! LESBIANS, BISEXUAL FEMALES,
& THEIR PARTNERS may attend as “HONOURARY HETEROSEXUAL MALES”,
benefiting from The Prophet’s unparalleled proficiency in seducing hot
bi-curious sluts into MFF threesomes.