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psychobabble

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Sep 1, 2001, 8:53:07 PM9/1/01
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I'm standing in line waiting to go into a popular dive bar I began
frequenting recently. The line was pretty long and I was waiting like
20 min. before getting to the front. I had some chat with 5 chicks in
line behind me. All of a sudden a group of like 15+ HB9's walk up to
the door, avoiding the line, right up to the 2 doormen and start
pushing thier tits out, saying they are a baturalette (sp?)
party...trying to get in without waiting in line. At first the
doormen seemed cool, they told them that they had to get in line like
everyone else. Well the chicks just move on in closer to the doormen,
pushing out their tits more. A few start with the begging, one of
them takes a $20.00 and sticks it down the doormans shirt. The guy
hands it back to her and tells her they have to get in line like
everyone else. I figure they are handleing it O.K. and wait and
watch. The chicks start moving in even closer. Cleavage and tits all
up in the doormens faces. So I proclaim in a seudo-mafioesque loud
manner "Hey...ladies...your cramping my style over here!" (BTW,
daddys girls like this who think they are the shit turn me off)

I didn't want to get on the doormens' bad side as I go there a lot,
but didn't want to get run past by these douche bags either. The 5
chicks behind me start clammoring "Hey, baturalette (sp?) party over
here." And the line starts mumbling, the doormen let in the bitches
along with me and the 5 set behind me, overpacking the club
temporarilly beyond capacity.

What are some better ways to handle this situation. This is a dive
bar, they don't have 'red velvet ropes' that VIP's can get special
access through, these chicks just pussy muscled the doormen.

Pimp For A Living

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Sep 2, 2001, 3:11:56 AM9/2/01
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I would think, man who cares, because you made it in with them. The fact
that there were about 15 of them that made it in without waiting in line is
just a reflection of the doormen's loser status, and the fact that they
tried to stuff a $20 bill (hah!) down their shirts (double hah!), makes it
all the more sad. I would have laid some hands on those girls from the
moment I stepped in there, and showed them how to act with some manners. All
in all, I guess that I don't understand what you wanted to do differently. I
guess that I would have gone to another bar that wasn't so "dive"-ish, or
else I would have arrived earlier and skipped out on the chump line.

PFAL

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Bush_Pilot

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Sep 2, 2001, 2:13:34 PM9/2/01
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"Hey doorman, bachelorette party entertainment right here..."

Not much you can do when you have to rely on someone else to abstain from
AFC'ism. Still, sounds like you handled it just fine. You'd think a guy
working at a club could figure out when he's getting played.


Bush Pilot


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