This is good and well. I wish the artists in Kansas well. However, I must warn artists
this still is Kansas so don't pack your bags quite yet!
Looking at the web it's clear to me that Kansas is not a hotbed of figurative bronze sculpture.
Sculptures with titles like "Welcoming Christ" should give you a hint that the local market
has its limits. Having lived there myself for three years in a fairly large city I feel safe to
say that the views of most of the locals are somewhat provincial to say the least. These
were in general nice people but I don't see them purchasing anything at all controversial
or expensive.
The Flint Hills are moderately attractive but they certainly are not the Grand Tetons.
Living on the prairie has several associated problems. There is no significant geographic
barrier between Kansas and the north pole. The Flint Hills are at a lower elevation than the
Colorado prairie and are significantly farther south than the Dakotas the so weather here is
warmer that either of these places. However this is not at all a good thing in the summer.
Also in the summer the pollen count reaches an insane level so you can't survive in
comfort there if you have one allergy prone bone in your body. An additional problem
is the tornados. I personally found cowering in the basement, every time unstable
atmospheric conditions arose, to be a bit unnerving.
-- Gary
Gary --
It looks like penguin smackin' requires steep icy hills and penguins, neither of
which Kansas has. ;-)
-- Gary
P.S. Where on earth do you find these sites?
This one came from http://www.bt3a.com a British website with a huge and
regular section 'photoshopping' hijinx. The humour is very much British -
which is often self depreciating. While the average Canadian or American
might laugh at some poor fool slipping on a banana peel - Brits would more
enjoy the poor fool telling the story. While I lived there, I often heard
something like "That twat Gary did such and such last night, what an idiot,
etc" and I would think -thats no way to talk about a friend - then it turns
out they are talking about themselves in the third person! Anybody who puts
their head above the crowd becomes a target - for example the magician David
Baines trouble with his London (vegas style) stunt, he was driven out of
town.
After that buildup - the current worldwide photoshop project is lowbrow,
photoshopping inanimate objects in intimate positions. Also read the
bulletin boards ' lies my parents told me'.
This didn't draw Simon out of hiding - or deep covert ops as he prefers -
maybe the mention that Bill Gates is going to be knighted by the Queen for
his contribution to global enterprise. Could he pull some some strings and
get one for me too? Sir Gary has a certain ring to it. Anybody else
interested - we can get a charter flight together, then on the return trip,
use our new found powers to take over some hopelessly impoverished country
(Madagascar would be my choice) and turn it into a sculpting heaven and
worldwide arts, architecture and music attraction.
> This didn't draw Simon out of hiding - or deep covert ops as he prefers -
> maybe the mention that Bill Gates is going to be knighted by the Queen for
> his contribution to global enterprise. Could he pull some some strings and
> get one for me too? Sir Gary has a certain ring to it. Anybody else
> interested - we can get a charter flight together, then on the return
trip,
> use our new found powers to take over some hopelessly impoverished country
> (Madagascar would be my choice) and turn it into a sculpting heaven and
> worldwide arts, architecture and music attraction.
>
I'm afraid I can't help you with the knighthood Gary ;-) .. not really
hiding, been busy with a few things ... deep covert ops? . hardly ...lol ..
just seen nothing that required my input of late .. someone usually beats me
to the answer ... the only input i have is to point out that Dan must have
got out the wrong side of the bed again the other day ;-)
as to BG's knighthood ... well it really just goes to show what a
meaningless bit of drivel the honours system is now.
British self-depraction and penchant for shooting down anyone that steps out
of a crowd. Just goes to show how insecure we really can be and our fear of
failure is often compensated by pointing out our own failings before someone
beats us to the punch ....... has someone got another country I could live
in please?
Simon
danzo
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In article <kBiRb.19745$A7.19052@edtnps84>, "Gary Waller" <moz...@telus.net>
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