SMITHSONIAN TO GIVE ED CONRAD A PLAGUE

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WASHINGTON, D.C. (Rueters)
-- On behalf of his crusade for truth
in science, Ed Conrad will receive
a plague at the150th annual James
Smithson Memorial Dinner on Saturday
night.
Conrad has been kicking evolution
in the testacles for almost three decades
after discovering petrified human
remains between coal veins, confirming
that the theory of man's evolution smells
worse than dog poop.
In response, the prestigious Smithsonian
Institution revealed it has had no hesitation
in surprising him with a plague,
"We'd like it to be the Bubonic," said
a Smithsonian official, informing Ruetrrs
that this remark definitely is off the record.
"The bastard deserves nothing less."
Contacted at his 5x7 cubicle in the
Home for the Criminally Insane in
Walla Walla, Wash., Conrad had two
brief comments when handed the phone
after his straitjacket was removed:
"The anthros, their interests SO vested,"
he told Rueters.
"And Poor Truth for too long molested
"Their deceit and deception
"Near the point of perfection
"If it were my call, they'd ALL be arrested."
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After catching his breath, the American
hero added:
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"If pseudos' noses would glow
"Like Santa's Rudolph, you know
"Whenever they're telling a lie
"It might put an end to the flow
"Of all the HOT AIR they blow
"And Truth might start flying high."'
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THREE CHEERS FOR ED CONRAD
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(Autographed pix and paw prints for sale on eBay).
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