I'd like to order a timetravelmachine,

[Brullende Baviaan]

Well you think this guy is crazy, there is no such thing.
Well, as far as we know, there isn`t now.
BUT, in the future there might be.
And since it is a timetravel apparatus, it can
transport itself to my time. And paymanet wouldn`t be a problem.
I would just deposit a small amount in a savings account and
the intrest will pay for it over this long period of time.
I give em the accountnumber and code where they could claim
the money, et voila. An affordable small timetravel machine.

And how would they know about my request?

Well all digits are stored nowadays, so eventually
the future will find my request and they can figure
out who I was and when I send the request.
They can then send the machine itself to me, which
will be payed for ofcourse, since I would place the
money in that savings account and send them the code.

After that I can travel in time, buy pepper here, and
sell it a couple of hundred of years back. And what
I get there I sell here again. and have a comfortable life.
But I bet that there are timecops, so that could be fun.

So please send me the timetravel device tomorrow
you know when that is. And I know that you have these machines.
That is why cropcircles are there, they get published and then
you can see when and where the energy went, and through that
you can callibrate your timemachines, in the beginning ofcourse.

And yes, timetravel is possible even now without machines.
Matter is bound by time, but energy isn`t. How much fun we had
influencing people like Mohammed showing them the angel Gabriel
and messing with his mind, the problem is, the message and goal gets
corrupted through the years and you end up with nothing,
Like that fucking priest that found the treasure of the knights templar.
Too many treasures have been lost that way, so not an effective way
to get rich or influence the world flow.

So now I want physical timetravel, you are totally in control although
you need a model with a bioshield (so no models without a fucking bio
shield please) otherwise you kill of the time slot you wanna life in, and
that isn`t the best way to go.

ankhor )O+->

[Awakened One]

Nice thought, though it's been thought of before. :-) By the time such
machines might exist, your money will be worthless. Money will have lost
all meaning.

Bummer, that. :-/ Not that there isn't -anything- you could try to offer
that might be of value to someone ready, willing & able to fill your order.
But you're going to have to figure out what that might be all on your own,
and it's not too likely that even if you guess right, you're going to be
able to make your order known.

Mega-bummer, that. :-\

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