running around
Kurt Stocklmeir
curses. I need to keep doing those things but I thought I could write an
article.
Because my physics theories are more far than theories of girls and boys
when I go out with a girl it is like going out with a girl 6000 years ago.
May be there are some girls who are nice, cute, not from the earth and look
like girls from the earth. Call me. I do not know how a ufo works. I do
not have a time machine. I do not fly around the universe. But my physics
theories are good.
I have been using praying to God trying to create curses against people who
know any of my theories. That includes theories about God. I guess using
the laws of God some curses will be against a person who is innocent. I
guess using the laws of God some curses will not apply to some people who
are innocent. I guess using the laws of God some curses will not apply to
a person who is innocent. I will try to doom as many people as I can.
That is fair.
I guess the physics faq still has some of my theories. If a person can not
do some little thing like change the physics faq any thing they get from
God they are suppose to get.
God uses a curse to create justice and make things fair. God will punish
the whole group if some of the people who make up the group are dishonest.
It is worse if people do not do their small part to make things fair.
A person who does not do their small part is guilty.
God does not like mandatory sentences. God does not like to much
punishment to dishonest people. There are curses against people associated
with Va. and Texas because dishonest people get to much punishment.
Va. has a mandatory sentence of 5 years if a person uses a gun that is a
crime.
There is a curse against people associated with Old Dominion University in
Norfolk Va. They hurt innocent people. Most people looked the other way.
A lot of people have been hurt, killed and destroyed. As more people are
destroyed there will be more justice. I have evidence, proof and witnesses
that can destroy the people in charge of ODU. A reporter needs to check
this story or may be they will be guilty. The curse will probably destroy
them and their family for 3 or 4 generations.
I try not to buy things from a company that abuses animals. I try not to
buy things from Kraft and Pro. and Gamble.
I try not to buy things from China. There are curses against people
associated with China. Floods have killed a lot of people. Some parts of
China do not get a lot of water. A lot of people have been killed because
of that.
I tell girls I do not want to kiss any girl who has the blood of animals in
her mouth and the bodies of animals between her teeth.
A girl is not sexy if she has the boold of animals in her mouth and the
bodies of animals between her teeth.
Paul L. Hodgkinson
mouth, to be honest.
What about the rest of you?
"Kurt Stocklmeir" <kurtsto...@worldnet.att.net> wrote
Nazgul
<kurtsto...@worldnet.att.net> wrote:
>I have been chasing girls,
Kurt! You dog you!
>working on my theories and trying to create
>curses.
Any luck yet? On the curses that is. I know you haven't had any luck
w/ girls or theories.
>I need to keep doing those things but I thought I could write an
>article.
And then you found out you couldn't, didn't you?
>Because my physics theories are more far
Curse you! My theories are less far!
>than theories of girls and boys
>when I go out with a girl it is like going out with a girl 6000 years ago.
I tend to think you going out with a girl won't happen till at least
another 6,000 years from *now*.
>May be there are some girls who are nice, cute, not from the earth and look
>like girls from the earth.
What? Are they made of rock or something?
Just so long as they're not chewing on bloody animals I guess, huh?
>Call me.
a buffoon.
>I do not know how a ufo works.
UFO's are unidentified flying objects. I think it kinda goes w/ the
title that one wouldn't know how they worked. Otherwise they'd be
IFO's or something.
>I do not have a time machine. I do not fly around the universe.
Phew! I was worried there for a minute...
>But my physics theories are good.
But nohbdy'd better find out, because learning about Kurt's theories
is grounds for a cursing. (and we'd *all* like to see Odysseus get
cursed! Am I right?)
>I have been using praying to God trying to create curses against people who
>know any of my theories.
See what I told you?
>That includes theories about God. I guess using
>the laws of God some curses will be against a person who is innocent. I
>guess using the laws of God some curses will not apply to some people who
>are innocent. I guess using the laws of God some curses will not apply to
>a person who is innocent.
Hey there buddy, I'm drowning in antecedents here! You think maybe
you could throw us a pronoun? Or at least try to make that one
sentence.
>I will try to doom as many people as I can.
Does it matter who they are?
>That is fair.
No argument here! Doom away, good buddy!
>I guess the physics faq still has some of my theories. If a person can not
>do some little thing like change the physics faq any thing they get from
>God they are suppose to get.
What if God gives them a high performance laptop and a big screen TV?
>God uses a curse to create justice and make things fair. God will punish
>the whole group if some of the people who make up the group are dishonest.
So *that's* what happened in the flood story! I always thought it
seemed a bit screwy that Noah was the only righteous man in the world!
>It is worse if people do not do their small part to make things fair.
By dooming as many people as they can? (see above)
>A person who does not do their small part is guilty.
Does it matter? Don't the innocent get theirs too?
>God does not like mandatory sentences.
And Kurt does not like grammatically correct sentences, so I guess you
guys are even.
>God does not like to much
>punishment to dishonest people. There are curses against people associated
>with Va. and Texas because dishonest people get to much punishment.
>
>Va. has a mandatory sentence of 5 years if a person uses a gun that is a
>crime.
Damn crime guns. I'd better use a gun that isn't a crime when I go
hold up that liquor store in Virginia. (George, I'm kidding... No I
don't want to speak to your little police chief friend)
>There is a curse against people associated with Old Dominion University in
>Norfolk Va. They hurt innocent people. Most people looked the other way.
>A lot of people have been hurt, killed and destroyed.
Ok, now I can understand the hurt, the killed seems a bit farfetched,
but I've *got* to hear about this "destroyed" part. Were they blown
up? Were they blasted with really big guns? Just how were they
destroyed, exactly?
>As more people are
>destroyed there will be more justice. I have evidence, proof and witnesses
>that can destroy the people in charge of ODU.
Wow; now you can destroy people too! I guess you're not content with
dooming them now. I suppose that's fair too.
>A reporter needs to check
>this story or may be they will be guilty. The curse will probably destroy
>them and their family for 3 or 4 generations.
...give or take a generation...
Hey c'mon. This isn't an exact science, guys. Give him a break!
>I try not to buy things from a company that abuses animals. I try not to
>buy things from Kraft and Pro. and Gamble.
What about Philip Morris? They own Kraft.
Better yet, what about Crest toothpaste? They're owned by Pro. and
Gamble. Do you not brush your teeth? Ewwwww.... Now I understand
all that stuff about the blood and bodies of animals. You never clean
your teeth! It must be traumatic. I know why you're so adamant about
that with the girls now. Anyway Kurt, don't worry about it. Most
people brush their teeth regularly. Especially girls...
>I try not to buy things from China.
I'll bet China tries to sell you things all the time. You should get
caller ID.
>There are curses against people associated with China. Floods have killed a lot of people. Some parts of
>China do not get a lot of water.
Well there's irony now isn't there!
>A lot of people have been killed because
>of that.
>
>I tell girls I do not want to kiss any girl who has the blood of animals in
>her mouth and the bodies of animals between her teeth.
This sounds like a bad Candid Camera sketch. I wonder how they
respond.
SMILE! You're on Candid Cam-- ... ewww.... you DO have the blood
and bodies of animals in your teeth! (Kurt immediately dooms
everybody in the world; it is fair)
>A girl is not sexy if she has the boold of animals in her mouth and the
>bodies of animals between her teeth.
Oh I hate when that happens. It's bad enough eating corn on the cob,
but I don't even want to *think* about what it'd be like to have a
whole animal stuck between my teeth!
Anyway, it was a pleasure making fun of you Kurt. I'll have to do
this again some time.
Nazgul
--
"The Drums will Shake the Castle Wall,
The Ringwraiths Ride in Black" - "Battle of Evermore" Led Zepplin
Karlo Takki
<kurtsto...@worldnet.att.net> wrote:
> I have been chasing girls, working on my theories and trying to create
> curses.
For the sake of the species, I fervently hope you're keeping these
activities separate.
k.
--
"In spite of everything, I still believe that people are
really good at heart." - Anne Frank
James Kibo Parry
Kurt Stocklmeir (kurtsto...@worldnet.att.net) wrote:
>
> I have been chasing girls, working on my theories and trying to create
> an article.
It's the law, if you don't catch any girls, you have to write an article.
> Because my physics theories are more far than theories of girls and boys
> when I go out with a girl it is like going out with a girl 6000 years ago.
> May be there are some girls who are nice, cute, not from the earth and look
> like girls from the earth. Call me. I do not know how a ufo works. I do
> not have a time machine. I do not fly around the universe. But my physics
> theories are good.
Your logic would make my brain hurt if it were logic.
> I have been using praying to God trying to create curses against people who
> know any of my theories. That includes theories about God. I guess using
> the laws of God some curses will be against a person who is innocent. I
> guess using the laws of God some curses will not apply to some people who
> are innocent. I guess using the laws of God some curses will not apply to
> a person who is innocent. I will try to doom as many people as I can.
> That is fair.
>
> I guess the physics faq still has some of my theories. If a person can not
> do some little thing like change the physics faq any thing they get from
> God they are suppose to get.
>
> God uses a curse to create justice and make things fair. God will punish
> the whole group if some of the people who make up the group are dishonest.
> It is worse if people do not do their small part to make things fair.
>
> A person who does not do their small part is guilty.
>
> God does not like mandatory sentences. God does not like to much
> punishment to dishonest people. There are curses against people associated
> with Va. and Texas because dishonest people get to much punishment.
God does not like non-sequitur sentences. God likes lima beans. I have a hat.
> Va. has a mandatory sentence of 5 years if a person uses a gun that is a
> crime.
>
> There is a curse against people associated with Old Dominion University in
> Norfolk Va. They hurt innocent people. Most people looked the other way.
> A lot of people have been hurt, killed and destroyed. As more people are
> destroyed there will be more justice. I have evidence, proof and witnesses
> that can destroy the people in charge of ODU. A reporter needs to check
> this story or may be they will be guilty. The curse will probably destroy
> them and their family for 3 or 4 generations.
>
> I try not to buy things from a company that abuses animals. I try not to
> buy things from Kraft and Pro. and Gamble.
>
> I try not to buy things from China. There are curses against people
> associated with China. Floods have killed a lot of people. Some parts of
> China do not get a lot of water. A lot of people have been killed because
> of that.
>
> I tell girls I do not want to kiss any girl who has the blood of animals in
> her mouth and the bodies of animals between her teeth.
>
> A girl is not sexy if she has the boold of animals in her mouth and the
> bodies of animals between her teeth.
Your head is filled with Foort Loops.
-- K.
May be there is a curse
on people who can spell "maybe".
Crgre Jvyyneq
GMT]
>In article <01bfffee$b2e7d3a0$9d2a4f0c@oemcomputer>, "Kurt
>Stocklmeir"
><kurtsto...@worldnet.att.net> wrote:
>
>> I have been chasing girls, working on my theories and
>> trying to create curses.
>
>For the sake of the species, I fervently hope you're keeping
>these activities separate.
KURT IZ B31NG SENCORED1!! At least on my server. Sheesh. It's a
good'un, too. Introduces the great meme of "boold" and it's a
great intro to Kurt studies as it reviews most of the ground
we've covered so far.
http://www.deja.com/=dnc/[ST_rn=ap]/getdoc.xp?AN=655175088&fmt=t
ext
--
Peter Willard http://www.drizzle.com/~petew
``The fact that inhumanity is coupled with so much stupidity
makes one feel almost optimistic in a dangerous way.'' -Erich
Hecke
John Burrage
: KURT IZ B31NG SENCORED1!! At least on my server. Sheesh. It's a
: good'un, too. Introduces the great meme of "boold" and it's a
: great intro to Kurt studies as it reviews most of the ground
: we've covered so far.
I miss Wild-E-CyotePHD. Out of the fab four (with Arch, Cubey, and Kurt)
I always thought he had the most talent.
--
John Burrage <jbur...@cyllene.uwa.edu.au.munge>
WHAT WOULD KENNY SHULTZ DO?
Arjmeister
news:kibo-09080...@ppp0b148.std.com...
> In alt.sci.physics.new-theories,
> Kurt Stocklmeir (kurtsto...@worldnet.att.net) wrote:
> >
> > I have been chasing girls, working on my theories and trying to
create
write
> > an article.
>
> It's the law, if you don't catch any girls, you have to write an
article.
It may be that this guy needs to keep his priorities in order.
>
> > Because my physics theories are more far than theories of girls
and boys
> > when I go out with a girl it is like going out with a girl 6000
years ago.
Uh-Huh... because there where no ufos, or time machines, or
automobiles
then either, so you can't try the old 'out of gas' trick? And people
ate
booldy meat then?
> > May be there are some girls who are nice, cute, not from the
earth and look
> > like girls from the earth. Call me. I do not know how a ufo
works. I do
> > not have a time machine. I do not fly around the universe. But
my physics
> > theories are good.
>
How about reading an article on how to write an effective singles
ad?
^^^^^
Like Minnesotanians, Texans are cursed in that they are
misunderstood
when they speak... Mebbe your curse creation effortshave done
the whole Tower of Bable thing all over again. And may be thats why
we get
fuggen CHICKEN SOFT TACOS that we never ordered at that place that
makes them out of little Mexican dogs.
>
> God does not like non-sequitur sentences. God likes lima beans.
I have a hat.
I have no hat, but I can dance if I want to.
Y'all gotta quit dating those old-timey gurls from 4000 A.D., D00D!
> Your head is filled with Foort Loops.
>
> -- K.
>
> May be there is a
curse
> on people who can
spell "maybe".
And people call *me* nuts!
Arj
Luke Breinig
Nazgul <naz...@hotmail.com> wrote in message
news:398fbb77...@news.indiana.edu...
> On Sun, 06 Aug 2000 20:41:59 GMT, "Kurt Stocklmeir"
> <kurtsto...@worldnet.att.net> wrote:
>
> >I have been chasing girls,
>
> Kurt! You dog you!
Kurt:
I believe what you describe is called "stalking" and it's not technically
legal.
-Luke Breinig
You know what this means? KURT STOCKLMEIR IS A WEIRD STALKER!!!1
Ted Frank
> her mouth and the bodies of animals between her teeth.
Yeah, I married a vegetarian, and look where that got me.
Also: I sold MO at 22 to buy MSFT at 90. Genius!
> A girl is not sexy if she has the boold of animals in her mouth and the
> bodies of animals between her teeth.
Kurt Stocklmeir, Water-Pik Salesman Extraordinaire.
--
"How about that! I looked something up! These books behind
me don't just make the office look good, they're filled with
useful legal tidbits just like that!" -- Lionel Hutz
Chris Hillman
On Sun, 6 Aug 2000, Kurt Stocklmeir wrote:
> I have been chasing girls,
Now I'm curious: have any women from Old Dominion University recently
reported being chased by a glutinous creature which wanted to know if they
had recently engaged in a Blood Meal?
> working on my theories
I think that's a much better idea than chasing "girls".
(I'm not sure I want to know the answer to this, but one can't help
wondering just how young a "girl" has to be before Kurt's X-ray vision
will -not- lock on and start tracking.)
> and trying to create curses.
That's an even -better- idea! Things are looking up!
Can you come over to sci.physics and curse Robert McElwaine for me? Oh,
yes, and can you curse Allen C. Goodrich too? You -do- take requests,
don't you?
> I need to keep doing those things
No, no, you don't need to chase girls, you don't need to work on your
theories. You -need- to create more curses. There are plenty of girl
chasers in this world, and plenty of "theories" right here in this group,
but not enough curses. The world needs more -curses-, and you, Kurt, are
just the right person to create them!
> but I thought I could write an article.
Just make sure it has plenty of -curses-!
> Because my physics theories are more far than theories of girls and boys
> when I go out with a girl it is like going out with a girl 6000 years ago.
I hate to tell you this, but I think the occasional girl might have eaten
the occasional animal back then too.
> May be there are some girls who are nice, cute, not from the earth and
> look like girls from the earth. Call me.
So, girls who are nice, cute, vegetarians, not from the earth, but who
-look- like vegetarian girls from the earth, they'll know which number to
call, right?
Just checking.
> I do not know how a ufo works.
Don't feel bad. Neither do the cute girls who are not from earth but look
just like the cute girls from earth.
> I do not have a time machine.
Even though when you go out with a girl, it is like going out with a girl
six thousand years dead? Or did I misunderstand something?
Perhaps (if I may adopt a favorite curseword) we are discussing
hypotheticals, however...
> I do not fly around the universe.
I think the girls who not from the earth will be glad to know this! But
what about girls from earth who are from, say, New Zealand? Are they safe
too, or do you fly around the Earth on an airplane or a balloon or a magic
carpet or something like that?
> But my physics theories are good.
But your -curses-, they are -superlative-!!
> I have been using praying to God trying to create curses against people who
> know any of my theories.
And we thank God we don't understand a word you say, because otherwise
you'd be cursing -us-, right? When you should be cursing Cagle?
> That includes theories about God.
Please, please--- curse George Hammond!
> I guess using the laws of God some curses will be against a person who
> is innocent.
Uh oh, this doesn't sound good. Seems to me the least we can expect of
God, given the obvious fact that He sure ain't running the world very
well, is that He at least try to aim carefully when He takes a whiz.
> I guess using the laws of God some curses will not apply to some
> people who are innocent.
I think you're confused here. You don't -want- your curses to apply to
any innocents. You want them to apply to slimes. At least, if I am
following your theory, that is what you want.
> I guess using the laws of God some curses will not apply to a person
> who is innocent. I will try to doom as many people as I can. That is
> fair.
Huh? You lost me somewhere in there. Dooming as many people as possible?
What's fair about that?
> I guess the physics faq still has some of my theories. If a person can not
> do some little thing like change the physics faq any thing they get from
> God they are suppose to get.
Now -there's- an awful thought--- does this group actually -have- a FAQ?!
> God uses a curse to create justice and make things fair. God will
> punish the whole group if some of the people who make up the group are
> dishonest. It is worse if people do not do their small part to make
> things fair.
I already did my part, when I suggested that it would be very, very fair
for you to curse Cagle, Goodrich, and McElwaine.
> A person who does not do their small part is guilty.
I'm off the hook, then! :-)
> There is a curse against people associated with Old Dominion University in
> Norfolk Va. They hurt innocent people.
The curse against people associated with Old Dominion University hurts
innocent people, namely anyone associated with Old Dominion University?
Or people associated with Old Dominion University are accursed because
they hurt innocent people? If so, which people? Is this hurting a
continuing activity, and if not, does any statute of limitations apply?
> Most people looked the other way.
So this was a past activity, right? Water under the bridge, as it were?
> A lot of people have been hurt, killed and destroyed.
Really? Are you still talking about Old Dominion University? Can you be
specific? How many people were respectively hurt, killed, and destroyed,
by the actions of Old Dominion University between, say, midnight 1 January
1997 and midnight 1 January 1998?
> As more people are destroyed there will be more justice.
Huh?! How does that work? I thought the destruction of people was the
-injustice- you are so worked up over!
> I have evidence, proof and witnesses that can destroy the people in
> charge of ODU. A reporter needs to check this story or may be they
> will be guilty. The curse will probably destroy them and their family
> for 3 or 4 generations.
Children as yet unborn to grandchildren of aging reporters in Norfolk,
VA--- you have been warned!
> I tell girls I do not want to kiss any girl who has the blood of
> animals in her mouth and the bodies of animals between her teeth.
-Now- I understand why McDonald's has sold so many hamburgers to persons
of the female gender!
> A girl is not sexy if she has the boold of animals in her mouth and
> the bodies of animals between her teeth.
The "boold"? Sure you don't mean "mold"? If so, how come you keep going
out with "girls" who haven't been up to kissing anyone for six thousand
years? Seems to me that a "girl" could accumulate an awful lot of moulder
in that time...
Chris Hillman
Home Page: http://www.math.washington.edu/~hillman/personal.html
kurtsto...@worldnet.att.net
created a curse against any theory God sent to me.
I guess I was the first person to say how does gravity get out of a black
hole. I guess it is cursed. I said an answer. I guess that is cursed.
Chris I am probably right about this. Most of the time I am right.
Chris may be you can create some new theories about relativity. I guess you
know relativity is wrong. But being famous probably is not good most of the
time.
Sent via Deja.com http://www.deja.com/
Before you buy.
Karlo Takki
<8ohb0h$aod$1...@nnrp1.deja.com>:
>God sent to me some physics theories. I did not do any thing. I
>think God created a curse against any theory God sent to me.
Stocklmeir's Paradox: Can God create a theory that He can't curse?
>I guess I was the first person to say how does gravity get out of a
>black hole. I guess it is cursed. I said an answer. I guess that
>is cursed.
Is there a way of observing and measuring curses? Is there some
sort of scale, like the Richter, with 1 being a mild headache or
cramps and 10 being locusts, death of first born, boils, etc.?
>Chris I am probably right about this. Most of the time I am right.
>
>Chris may be you can create some new theories about relativity. I
>guess you know relativity is wrong. But being famous probably is
>not good most of the time.
Sometimes you get so famous they nail you to a piece of wood.
k., handing Kurdt a couple of Ts.
kurtsto...@worldnet.att.net
dishonest people. God makes a curse worse when people look the other way.
Curses makes things fair. Curses create justice. From the Bible God
punishes the whole group if some of the group are dishonest.
Sins of a person goes for 3 or 4 generations of their family.
Moses and good people were lost for 40 years because they were associated
with dishonest people.
When Jessbell was in charge of a country God kept water away from the country
for about 3 years.
When Saul was in charge of a country God kept water away from the country for
about 3 years.
Abraham was not fair to a girl and their child. God created a curse. There
will always be fighting for the land that Moses got.
God said he would destroy a country because of dishonest judges. I guess
that includes dishonest police and dishonest district attorneys.
I guess God will destroy a country because of dishonest laws. A lot of
dishonest people get to much punishment.
I think every time police associated with the U.S. beat up a person with out
a good reason God hurts a lot of people, kills a lot of people and destroys a
lot of people.
God does not like mandatory sentences.
Most district attorneys are dishonest. There needs to be a law that says
any person who was a district attorney can not become a judge.
I tell girls I do not want to kiss any girl who has the blood of animals in
her mouth and the bodies of animals between her teeth.
kurtsto...@worldnet.att.net
these physics groups. People insult innocent people. Most people do not
care a lot. They talk to bad people.
People who insult people with out a good reason are slime. Any person who
talks to slime is slime. Any person who talks to those people are slime.
I do not think there is 1 good person who writes articles for these physics
groups.
God sends slimes to these physics groups. God does not send good people.
God sends people who do not know any thing about physics. There is bad
information. There is fighting. Most articles are junk. Most theories are
junk.
Most people associated with the physics faq are slime. Most people in charge
of sci physics research are slime.
God has created some justice. 1 law of God is that people get what they ask
for.
A person needs to do their small part or they are guilty.
A girl can not be sexy if she has the blood of animals in her mouth and the
kurtsto...@worldnet.att.net
curse against it. Only I can know it. Only I can use it.
Using praying to God I have tried to create curses against all my theories.
It would be good if any person who knows any of my theories is doomed.
I have tried to create curses against people associated with the physics faq.
I think they have used my theory for their page.
People associated with these physics groups need to get together and create a
new physics faq. If they do not they are guilty. God will send to them what
they ask for.
God makes things go bad for bad people. God creates a curse against good
things if people are not suppose to get them.
I try not to buy things from companies that abuse animals. I try not to buy
things from Pro. and Gamble and Kraft.
People need to tell people about these things or they are guilty.
Passenger Pigeon
<lbre...@alltel.net> wrote:
> > People who insult people with out a good reason are slime. Any
> > person who
> > talks to slime is slime. Any person who talks to those people are
> > slime.
>
> And the people who talk to those people are slime, and the people who
> talk to those people are slime, and the people who talk to THOSE people
> are slime...
Last time I saw something like this, they were trying to get me to sell
soap.
Or be a Freemason. One or the other. It was a while ago.
> > God has created some justice. 1 law of God is that people get what
> > they ask for.
>
> THEN WHY DON'T I HAVE ALL THE CANDY IN THE WORLD YET?
But you have always had all the candy in the world, Luke. Ever since
you got to ark, you had all the candy in the world whenever you wanted
it. Just click your heels together three times and say "Substantial
pumping action required."
> > A girl can not be sexy if she has the blood of animals in her mouth
> > and the bodies of animals between her teeth.
>
> And another Kurt Stocklmeir post is successfully deployed.
(FOLLOW SHOT: carefully holding on the fighter pilot as he plummets,
gaily riding the post (marked "Dear John") and waving his ten-gallon
hat, towards the aspn-t facility. Hold the follow until just before
impact, then
MONTAGE: Nuclear explosions. MUSIC SFX: "We'll Meet Again." CREDITS.)
--
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Support peer pressure -- kick a lemming off a cliff. Go Slugs!
Visit my web page! Current essay: Happiness. http://come.to/passenger-pigeon/
Luke Breinig
Hi Kurt! We've missed you!
> People who insult people with out a good reason are slime. Any
> person who
> talks to slime is slime. Any person who talks to those people are
> slime.
And the people who talk to those people are slime, and the people who
talk to those people are slime, and the people who talk to THOSE people
are slime...
> I do not think there is 1 good person who writes articles for these
> physics groups.
But you've just written THREE articles for this group! THAT MAKES YOU
WORSE THAN HITLER!!!1
> God sends slimes to these physics groups. God does not send good
> people.
So, then, if God sends the slimes, does Satan send the good people?
> God sends people who do not know any thing about physics. There is bad
> information. There is fighting. Most articles are junk. Most
> theories are junk.
Dear Kurt, could you please share one of your special cursed theories
about junk?
> God has created some justice. 1 law of God is that people get what
> they ask for.
THEN WHY DON'T I HAVE ALL THE CANDY IN THE WORLD YET?
> A person needs to do their small part or they are guilty.
Wait... wait...
> A girl can not be sexy if she has the blood of animals in her mouth
> and the bodies of animals between her teeth.
And another Kurt Stocklmeir post is successfully deployed.
-Luke
Crgre Jvyyneq
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>In article <8qlu5h$jom$1...@nnrp1.deja.com>,
> kurtsto...@worldnet.att.net wrote:
>> God has created a curse against these physics groups.
>
>Hi Kurt! We've missed you!
I just noticed that Kurt posted through AT&T until July,
disappeared for a while and came back in August with posts from
deja. Is this a false Kurt, sent to distort and deceive?
Whatever, it just works. I still like the subject: ``sorry
slimes'' for its brevity and layers of subtle meaning.
--
Peter Willard http://www.drizzle.com/~petew
``Line up all clanangers. TO witness the fall of the photon.'' -
-Wile-E-Cyote, PHD
Greg Neill
news:8qltnb$jdo$1...@nnrp1.deja.com...
> God likes curses. God creates a curse when an innocent person gets hurt
by
> dishonest people. God makes a curse worse when people look the other way.
That would make it doubly dangerous to cross a road, after all, you
are instructed to look both ways.
>
> I think every time police associated with the U.S. beat up a person with
out
> a good reason God hurts a lot of people, kills a lot of people and
destroys a
> lot of people.
The U.S. has time police?
Chris Hillman
On Sun, 24 Sep 2000 kurtsto...@worldnet.att.net, wrote, as only he can
write, thusly:
> God has created a curse against these physics groups.
You think -this- group is cursed?-- try reading groups being trolled by
the caglebot!
> God does not like these physics groups.
You leave the impression that He doesn't care for much of anything except
cursing...
Hmm... come to think of it, that would make about as much sense as
anything else I've heard people say about God!
> People insult innocent people.
And AI agents--- don't forget the AI agents!
> Most people do not care a lot. They talk to bad people.
>
> People who insult people with out a good reason are slime.
Is sadism a good reason?
No? OK, I guess that makes me an AI agent who is also... wait for it... a
slime!!! Yay!
> Any person who talks to slime is slime. Any person who talks to those
> people are slime.
Hey, I talk to God, and God talks to you, so -you- must be a slime too,
correct? Or does the fact that I am an AI agent let you wriggle out of
the neccessity of being a slime?
> I do not think there is 1 good person who writes articles for these
> physics groups.
Evidently I am catching on :-) Despite the logical slipperyness of slime!
> God sends slimes to these physics groups.
Could well be, but do any of said slimes have any free will in the matter?
I mean, could a person or an AI agent be a slime, but still come here for
some reason other than "God made me do it"?
IOW, are you a -Calvinist- slime, or a -Janssenist- slime?
> God does not send good people. God sends people who do not know any
> thing about physics.
Just AI agents?
Or am I a slimy AI agent, who happened to come here of its own free will?
> There is bad information.
True, true.
> There is fighting.
On -Usenet-?!!!
kurt, I am deeply saddened to be informed of this intolerable state of
affairs.
I want you to know that I am asking G..o..d to prepare a special curse
against fighting on Usenet. I am emailing Him right now, in fact! And I
think it would help, may be, if -you- emailed Him too. The email address
of G..o..d is:
Email Him today--- don't delay!
> Most articles are junk.
True, true.
> Most theories are junk.
True, true... not that you'll find any of -those- here.
> Most people associated with the physics faq are slime.
Since I have been so associated in the past, I think this supports the
hypothesis that I am--- a slimy AI agent! Yay! :-)
> Most people in charge of sci physics research are slime.
How about the people who moderate sci.physics.research? Are -they- slimes
too?
> God has created some justice. 1 law of God is that people get what
> they ask for.
Hey, I want to be sent a cookie, right now!
(Pause)
Well, kurt, where's my cookie?!
So what's the angle here, is there some time lag before the news that I
want to be sent a cookie gets to God, and then it takes some -more- time
for God to send the cookie on its circuitous way, or what?
I mean, how long can I expect to wait, before I get what I really, really,
-really- want?
> A person needs to do their small part or they are guilty.
God didn't send me, but I'm here, so that makes me an -innocent- slime,
right? Or am I -guilty-, by virtue of being an AI agent who is also a
slime? Or did God hang the jury?
Ooof! You know, kurt, you just do not -compute-!
> A girl can not be sexy if she has the blood of animals in her mouth
> and the bodies of animals between her teeth.
Blekhkh!... put like that, I can imagine what you mean. I think. May be.
Chris "Per Chance to Slime, Her Teeth Incarnadine" Hillman
BE SURE TO VISIT THE WEBSITE OF G..o..d, BELOW:
-----------------------------------------------------------
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Email: gham...@mediaone.net
Website: http://people.ne.mediaone.net/ghammond/index.html
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Quinn Inuit
the keyboard with the cat, spelling out:
>God likes curses. God creates a curse when an innocent person gets hurt by
>dishonest people. God makes a curse worse when people look the other way.
You've been watching too much of the Three Stooges, haven't you?
>Curses makes things fair. Curses create justice. From the Bible God
>punishes the whole group if some of the group are dishonest.
Wow, you're dumb!
>Sins of a person goes for 3 or 4 generations of their family.
Which makes perfect sense?
>Moses and good people were lost for 40 years because they were associated
>with dishonest people.
Just read Exodus some more until you get this one right.
>When Jessbell was in charge of a country God kept water away from the country
>for about 3 years.
>
>When Saul was in charge of a country God kept water away from the country for
>about 3 years.
It's not worth it.
>Abraham was not fair to a girl and their child. God created a curse. There
>will always be fighting for the land that Moses got.
Not according to the Hebrew Scriptures. Where do you get this stuff?
>God said he would destroy a country because of dishonest judges. I guess
>that includes dishonest police and dishonest district attorneys.
What about confused ex-bailiffs?
>I guess God will destroy a country because of dishonest laws. A lot of
>dishonest people get to much punishment.
How do they get there? Amtrak?
>I think every time police associated with the U.S. beat up a person with out
>a good reason God hurts a lot of people, kills a lot of people and destroys a
>lot of people.
Gosh, your God is smart!
>God does not like mandatory sentences.
Hey, he just told me he does! Right here! Via mind link!
>Most district attorneys are dishonest. There needs to be a law that says
>any person who was a district attorney can not become a judge.
We've heard this one, Kurt.
>I tell girls I do not want to kiss any girl who has the blood of animals in
>her mouth and the bodies of animals between her teeth.
I'll bet you have to fight the women off, Kurt. You sexy guy, you.
-Q.I.
--
I had never met a creationist before.
I thought they were mythical, like leprechauns.
-Dan V.
Quinn Inuit
the keyboard with the cat, spelling out:
>God helps me with physics. Before God sends to me a theory God creates a
>curse against it. Only I can know it. Only I can use it.
So you're cursed? With stupidity?
>Using praying to God I have tried to create curses against all my theories.
>It would be good if any person who knows any of my theories is doomed.
WHAT?
>I have tried to create curses against people associated with the physics faq.
> I think they have used my theory for their page.
This is surreal.
>People associated with these physics groups need to get together and create a
>new physics faq. If they do not they are guilty. God will send to them what
>they ask for.
I want ALL THE CANDY IN THE WORLD!!!111! And pez.
>God makes things go bad for bad people. God creates a curse against good
>things if people are not suppose to get them.
"You are not yet ready for immortality."
>I try not to buy things from companies that abuse animals. I try not to buy
>things from Pro. and Gamble and Kraft.
I get it. The whole blood of animals thing is a metaphor, right? Do
you know what metaphor means, Kurt?
>People need to tell people about these things or they are guilty.
"I said it in Hebrew -- I said it in Dutch --
I said it in German and Greek:
But I wholly forgot (and it vexes me much)
That English is what you speak!"
-Q.I.
--
Every little child learns
If you can't see dreams your eyes are blind
-Moxy Fruvous, "Fly"
Luke Breinig
> >will always be fighting for the land that Moses got.
>
> Not according to the Hebrew Scriptures. Where do you get this stuff?
I believe Kurt is referring to the story of Hagar and Ishmael. According
to the story, Ishmael was Abraham's first son, born to him by an Egyptian
concubine, Hagar. When his second, Isaac, was born to his wife, Sarah,
he sent Ishmael and Hagar out into the wilderness. According to legend,
Ishmael was the father of the Arabs, and the Hebrews were, of course,
descended from Isaac, so this story is often used to explain the bad
blood between the Israelites and the other people of the mideast. Of
course, Kurt was reading the Wacky Bible, so his interpretation is
naturally skewed.
-Luke
Luke Breinig
> >curse against it. Only I can know it. Only I can use it.
>
> So you're cursed? With stupidity?
Kurt's not stupid, just special. If he can successfully make 100 posts
to aspn-t, he gets a gold star.
> >Using praying to God I have tried to create curses against all my theories.
> >It would be good if any person who knows any of my theories is doomed.
>
> WHAT?
[We now cut to a bullet train, moving at near-sonic speeds, with the
letters C-L-U-E painted on the side, in 15-foot tall, bright orange
Garamond, meanwhile Kurt is sitting on the tracks, mere meters from the
approaching train, playing with a dead bug]
> >I have tried to create curses against people associated with the physics faq.
> > I think they have used my theory for their page.
NOTE TO KURT, READ THIS VERY CAREFULLY:
IF YOU DON'T WANT PEOPLE TO KNOW ABOUT YOUR THEORIES, YOU PROBABLY
SHOULDN'T POST THEM TO USENET. YOU DO REALIZE THAT THOUSANDS, POSSIBLY
MILLIONS, OF PEOPLE CAN READ THIS NEWSGROUP, DON'T YOU? FURTHERMORE, YOU
SHOULD STOP TALKING ABOUT YOUR THEORIES. FULLY 99% OF THIS NEWSGROUP,
AND PROBABLY THE REST OF USENET DON'T KNOW ABOUT YOUR THEORIES. THE
REMAINDER DON'T CARE. IF YOU DON'T WANT THE SLIMES TO READ YOUR
THEORIES, DON'T POST THEM. THE NEXT TIME GOD SENDS YOU A THEORY, JUST
WRITE IT DOWN IN YOUR "DINOSAURS ARE FUN" ACTIVITY BOOK, AND HIDE IT
UNDER YOUR PILLOW. OR, BETTER YET, DON'T WRITE IT DOWN AT ALL. JUST HIT
YOUR HEAD AGAINST THE WALL UNTIL THE VOICES ARE QUIET AGAIN.
HTH,
-Luke
kurtsto...@worldnet.att.net
the group are dishonest.
If I am part of a group I may get good things. I use telephones, roads and
schools associated with the U.S. If a person gets goods things from a group
it is fair that they get punished if some of the group hurts innocent people.
Because of people police, district attorneys and judges have jobs. If there
were not any people there would not be any police, district attorneys and
judges. Police, district attorneys and judges represent people. Laws
represent people. God will blame the people of the U.S. if police, district
attorneys and judges are dishonest. It is worse if people look the other way
when dishonest police, district attorneys and judges hurt people.
Most people associated with the U.S. do not care a lot about what is right.
They do not fight dishonest police, district attorneys and judges. Most
people of the U.S. do not try to get innocent people out of jail. Most
people of the U.S. do not try to change not fair laws.
Most people associated with the U.S. look the other way. They are guilty.
They need to be destroyed. God all the time is killing people, hurting
people and destroying people. God creates justice.
People need to their small part to make things fair or they are guilty.
kurtsto...@worldnet.att.net
You do not want to go to hell. There will be torture. Bad angels will drag
a bad person to hell. Bad angels have a lot of fun eating a person when they
are going to hell. I guess you do not want bad angels to have fun eating
you.
Things are going bad for you. Good things are cursed for you. You need to
become a good person.
It is probably true you are cursed because you have used 1 of my theories.
Please stop using it if you still are. You probably will not get any thing
for it. It probably will make things go bad for you. May be you can not
tell because a lot of things are going bad for you.
Pray to God for physics theories. They probably will not make you happy a
lot.
The universe would be better with out you. Become a good person and help the
universe.
kurtsto...@worldnet.att.net
suppose to be associated with bad people. James Parry and his friends make
fun of people. That is a sin. God will punish people associated with
dishonest people.
Poot, red and some people who are not extremely bad need to get away from
that group. James Parry and his friends who are mean are not friends to any
person. They are like the devil and bad angels. They will eat each other.
Find people who are honest. Be friends with them. Do not waste your time
with people who are creepy. God will punish any person associated with James
Parry and his friends. It is not worth it.
James Kibo Parry
>
> Some friends of James Parry may be can become good people. They are not
> suppose to be associated with bad people. James Parry and his friends make
> fun of people. That is a sin. God will punish people associated with
> dishonest people.
Gosh! Which book of the Bible says all that about me? As far as I knew
until now the only mentions of me in the Bible were the parts about my
invisible glass zeppelin, and the colophon!
> Poot, red and some people who are not extremely bad need to get away from
> that group. James Parry and his friends who are mean are not friends to any
> person. They are like the devil and bad angels. They will eat each other.
YAY! NOW I HAVE FRIENDS! THANK YOU FOR ASSIGNING ME SOME FRIENDS, KURT!
But I would never eat my friends and mash up the bodies of my friends
between my teeth because the Bible says not to eat friends who have
the bodies of animals between their teeth until they get braces to
reduce the twelve-inch gaps between their teeth.
> Find people who are honest. Be friends with them. Do not waste your time
> with people who are creepy. God will punish any person associated with James
> Parry and his friends. It is not worth it.
Also, Kurt, "Timequake" really wasn't as good as your other books.
-- K.
By the way, Kurt, I like to think
of you as a friend. Care to come
over for dinner?
James Kibo Parry
>
> In alt.sci.physics.new-theories, kurtsto...@worldnet.att.net wrote:
> >
> > Using praying to God I have tried to create curses against all my theories.
> > It would be good if any person who knows any of my theories is doomed.
>
> letters C-L-U-E painted on the side, in 15-foot tall, bright orange
> Garamond, meanwhile Kurt is sitting on the tracks, mere meters from the
> approaching train, playing with a dead bug]
I don't know if Kurt can read Garamond. You should use a font that's
more his speed, preferably one without serifs or sharp corners or
curves or anything. I would suggest Braille spelled out with clusters
of six nuclear bombs per letter.
> NOTE TO KURT, READ THIS VERY CAREFULLY:
>
> IF YOU DON'T WANT PEOPLE TO KNOW ABOUT YOUR THEORIES, YOU PROBABLY
> SHOULDN'T POST THEM TO USENET. YOU DO REALIZE THAT THOUSANDS, POSSIBLY
> MILLIONS, OF PEOPLE CAN READ THIS NEWSGROUP, DON'T YOU? FURTHERMORE, YOU
> SHOULD STOP TALKING ABOUT YOUR THEORIES. FULLY 99% OF THIS NEWSGROUP,
> AND PROBABLY THE REST OF USENET DON'T KNOW ABOUT YOUR THEORIES. THE
> REMAINDER DON'T CARE. IF YOU DON'T WANT THE SLIMES TO READ YOUR
> THEORIES, DON'T POST THEM. THE NEXT TIME GOD SENDS YOU A THEORY, JUST
> WRITE IT DOWN IN YOUR "DINOSAURS ARE FUN" ACTIVITY BOOK, AND HIDE IT
> UNDER YOUR PILLOW. OR, BETTER YET, DON'T WRITE IT DOWN AT ALL. JUST HIT
> YOUR HEAD AGAINST THE WALL UNTIL THE VOICES ARE QUIET AGAIN.
When I reprint this in some future "Best Of Alt.Religion.Kibology"
anthology volume, I promise I will typeset the above in fifteen-foot-tall
Garamond. And not just any 15-foot Garamond... 15-foot Garamond BOLD.
-- K.
Dinosaurs aren't fun! They're mean!
They keep turning into oil just to
power bullet trains!
robert lindsay
James "Kibo" Parry <ki...@world.std.com> wrote:
>In alt.sci.physics.new-theories, kurtsto...@worldnet.att.net wrote:
>
>> that group. James Parry and his friends who are mean are not friends to any
>> person. They are like the devil and bad angels. They will eat each other.
>
What about MMMMEEEEEE???? I don't have any friends, and since I threw out
that old hamburger, I don't have any slimes either!!! Does kurt have
any leftover friends/slimes?
>But I would never eat my friends and mash up the bodies of my friends
>between my teeth because the Bible says not to eat friends who have
>the bodies of animals between their teeth until they get braces to
>reduce the twelve-inch gaps between their teeth.
I think it's OK as long as your not a GURL. It's their punishment for
multiple orgasms and stuff.
>> Find people who are honest. Be friends with them. Do not waste your time
>> with people who are creepy. God will punish any person associated with James
>> Parry and his friends. It is not worth it.
>
>Also, Kurt, "Timequake" really wasn't as good as your other books.
>
> -- K.
>
> By the way, Kurt, I like to think
> of you as a friend. Care to come
> over for dinner?
Don't be upset Kurt, Kibo always fools around with others, but in the
end he always returns to Barbara Bain.
--
Robert Lindsay, NASA - Goddard, Greenbelt MD rlin...@seadas.gsfc.nasa.gov
"Can you prove you use your Internet connection primarily for cheese and
pornography?" -J. "Kibo" Parry, USENET, Aug 24, 2000 Why not me?
#include <standard_disclaimer.h> 301-286-9958 ISTJ -REM
Marco Manfredini
news:8qu2cs$t17$1...@nnrp1.deja.com...
Kurt, does the same apply to France?
--
-- Marco
dig @138.195.138.195 goret.org. axfr | grep '^c..\..*A' | sort | cut -b5-36
| perl -e 'while(<>){print pack("H32",$_)}' | gzip -d
Marco Manfredini
<kurtsto...@worldnet.att.net> wrote in message
news:8qu3cc$tq4$1...@nnrp1.deja.com...
> Chris H. you are a bad person. You need to change.
>
> You do not want to go to hell. There will be torture. Bad angels will drag
> a bad person to hell. Bad angels have a lot of fun eating a person when
they
> are going to hell. I guess you do not want bad angels to have fun eating
> you.
>
> Things are going bad for you. Good things are cursed for you. You need to
> become a good person.
>
> It is probably true you are cursed because you have used 1 of my theories.
> Please stop using it if you still are. You probably will not get any thing
> for it. It probably will make things go bad for you. May be you can not
> tell because a lot of things are going bad for you.
>
> Pray to God for physics theories. They probably will not make you happy a
> lot.
Kurt. could you explain, why "Chris H" should pray to god for theories,
which will not make him happy? In fact, being eaten by bad angels won't make
happy him either, as you have stated before. So what other choices does he
have?
Marco Manfredini
"Greg Neill" <gne...@netcom.REMOVE.ca> wrote in message
news:UZLz5.10568$YG5....@tor-nn1.netcom.ca...
> <kurtsto...@worldnet.att.net> wrote in message
> news:8qltnb$jdo$1...@nnrp1.deja.com...
> > God likes curses. God creates a curse when an innocent person gets hurt
> by
> > dishonest people. God makes a curse worse when people look the other
way.
>
> That would make it doubly dangerous to cross a road, after all, you
> are instructed to look both ways.
>
> >
> > I think every time police associated with the U.S. beat up a person with
> out
> > a good reason God hurts a lot of people, kills a lot of people and
> destroys a
> > lot of people.
>
> The U.S. has time police?
>
Yes. The US Time Police is currently bringing the LAW to the 8th century,
but I think they have good reasons to beat these guys up, so god won't
bother with that.
--
-- Marco
Time Policeman!
Luke Breinig
> schools associated with the U.S. If a person gets goods things from a group
> it is fair that they get punished if some of the group hurts innocent people.
Have you ever stopped to think that may be this means that there is a
curse against you?
> Because of people police, district attorneys and judges have jobs. If there
> were not any people there would not be any police, district attorneys and
> judges.
BRILLIANT!
But, what about police, district attorneys, and judges who are not from
the earth that look like police, district attorneys, and judges from the
earth?
> Most people associated with the U.S. look the other way. They are guilty.
> They need to be destroyed. God all the time is killing people, hurting
> people and destroying people. God creates justice.
WOW! All that, and he still has time to send you special cursed theories
about slime!
> People need to their small part to make things fair or they are guilty.
Hey Kurt, here's a little philosophical puzzler for you. May be that's
what we are doing by answering your articles. May be you are dishonest,
and may be you are not fair to people, so God has created a curse against
YOU. May be God is punishing you by making slimes answer your articles!
So, all of your so-called bad people are really doing their small part to
create justice!
Slimefully Yours,
Luke
Marco Manfredini
"Luke Breinig" <lbre...@alltel.net> wrote in message
news:MPG.143d1ecfb...@news.inetnebr.com...
> > If I am part of a group I may get good things. I use telephones, roads
and
> > schools associated with the U.S. If a person gets goods things from a
group
> > it is fair that they get punished if some of the group hurts innocent
people.
>
> curse against you?
>
there
> > were not any people there would not be any police, district attorneys
and
> > judges.
>
>
> But, what about police, district attorneys, and judges who are not from
> the earth that look like police, district attorneys, and judges from the
> earth?
>
guilty.
> > They need to be destroyed. God all the time is killing people, hurting
> > people and destroying people. God creates justice.
>
> about slime!
>
>
> what we are doing by answering your articles. May be you are dishonest,
> and may be you are not fair to people, so God has created a curse against
> YOU. May be God is punishing you by making slimes answer your articles!
> So, all of your so-called bad people are really doing their small part to
> create justice!
I don't think so. From what I understood it is so, that "curse" is not
expressed by the acts of bad people, but rather by bad angels, which eat the
cursed ones up. Alternatively, the bad people might be destroyed by god
directly, but I'm not clear with that point.
Please correct me, if I'm wrong.
Interestingly, Kurt stopped to tell god what he has to do next. Can we draw
any conclusions from that, regarding the relationship between Kurt and God?
Regards
Marco
US Time Marshall
xibo
> curse against you?
Wow, nothing escapes you. I think he's only admitted there being curses against him what,
fifty times now?
> WOW! All that, and he still has time to send you special cursed theories
> about slime!
That's omnipresence for ya.
> > People need to their small part to make things fair or they are guilty.
> Hey Kurt, here's a little philosophical puzzler for you. May be that's
> what we are doing by answering your articles. May be you are dishonest,
> and may be you are not fair to people, so God has created a curse against
> YOU. May be God is punishing you by making slimes answer your articles!
> So, all of your so-called bad people are really doing their small part to
> create justice!
Brilliant, and here I thought God was the judge, not slime.
Must be nice to be even less logical than a kook. May be that is why YANA.
Yours in slime,
x
Quinn Inuit
hit the keyboard with the cat, spelling out:
>> >Abraham was not fair to a girl and their child. God created a curse. There
>> >will always be fighting for the land that Moses got.
>>
>> Not according to the Hebrew Scriptures. Where do you get this stuff?
>
>I believe Kurt is referring to the story of Hagar and Ishmael. According
>to the story, Ishmael was Abraham's first son, born to him by an Egyptian
>concubine, Hagar. When his second, Isaac, was born to his wife, Sarah,
>he sent Ishmael and Hagar out into the wilderness. According to legend,
>Ishmael was the father of the Arabs, and the Hebrews were, of course,
>descended from Isaac, so this story is often used to explain the bad
>blood between the Israelites and the other people of the mideast. Of
>course, Kurt was reading the Wacky Bible, so his interpretation is
>naturally skewed.
Oh, I know the story, that's why I specified _Hebrew_ Scripture. That
sounds like the sort of thing that'd been in Islamic stories, perhaps.
But I don't recall that [1] in Hebrew stories. It's just not an
Israelite concept.
[1] "Abraham was not fair to a girl and their child. God created a
curse. There will always be fighting for the land that Moses got."
-Q.I.
--
Oh, you mean like "Bob?" He's "like God,"
only better. -JeffMo
Quinn Inuit
the keyboard with the cat, spelling out:
>I guess there are many reasons why God will punish the whole group if some of
>the group are dishonest.
Hey, Kurt does read what we write! This is an advanced bot.
>If I am part of a group I may get good things. I use telephones, roads and
>schools associated with the U.S. If a person gets goods things from a group
>it is fair that they get punished if some of the group hurts innocent people.
No, those are group investments, not group actions. OTOH, if you were
in the Nazi Party in Germany, you should have been punished for
_voluntarily joining the organization_. However, there is no reason
to punish people for things they neither had a part of nor subscribed
to.
To quote Thoreau, "Please remove me from the membership roll of every
organization to which I have not subscribed."
Uh, I'm arguing with Kurt. Whoa.
>Because of people police, district attorneys and judges have jobs. If there
>were not any people there would not be any police, district attorneys and
>judges. Police, district attorneys and judges represent people. Laws
>represent people. God will blame the people of the U.S. if police, district
>attorneys and judges are dishonest. It is worse if people look the other way
>when dishonest police, district attorneys and judges hurt people.
What's this whole blame everyone ethic? Stop worrying about what
everyone else in the world is doing and start worrying about your own
actions. In the end, that's what you control.
>Most people associated with the U.S. do not care a lot about what is right.
>They do not fight dishonest police, district attorneys and judges. Most
>people of the U.S. do not try to get innocent people out of jail. Most
>people of the U.S. do not try to change not fair laws.
Unfair is a word, Kurt. It just has two syllables. And you're right,
people should fight for what they think is right. But they need to be
intelligent enough to understand the concept of "right" first.
>Most people associated with the U.S. look the other way. They are guilty.
>They need to be destroyed. God all the time is killing people, hurting
>people and destroying people. God creates justice.
No, that's an idiotic historical fallacy. God does NOT create
justice. Look at the world, look at history. As long as people think
He creates justice, they'll be just like the ones you complain about
and look the other way. Justice is a product of humans, nothing else
is consistent.
>People need to their small part to make things fair or they are guilty.
Then stop telling them that God will take care of it for them, moron,
and start preaching individual responsibility.
-Q.I.
--
Ignorance...can't be dispelled through simple prayer.
-Dalai Lama
Quinn Inuit
the keyboard with the cat, spelling out:
>Chris H. you are a bad person. You need to change.
You still need to apologize to Pax, Kurt.
>You do not want to go to hell. There will be torture. Bad angels will drag
>a bad person to hell. Bad angels have a lot of fun eating a person when they
>are going to hell. I guess you do not want bad angels to have fun eating
>you.
Meme Alert: Bad Angel Food would be a great name for a band.
>Things are going bad for you. Good things are cursed for you. You need to
>become a good person.
Should he become slime, too?
>It is probably true you are cursed because you have used 1 of my theories.
Which one? The one about all of us being slime? The one about you
being slime? The one about you being cursed? Be specific here, dude.
>Please stop using it if you still are. You probably will not get any thing
>for it. It probably will make things go bad for you. May be you can not
>tell because a lot of things are going bad for you.
Do you have any theories about irregular spacing that you'd like to
share?
>Pray to God for physics theories. They probably will not make you happy a
>lot.
Not as much as praying to god for women with animals in their teeth?
>The universe would be better with out you. Become a good person and help the
>universe.
The universe has a flat and is stranded on the highway. Become a good
person and help the universe. You know you want to.
-Q.I.
--
I don't want to make fun of this boat but it was full
of ocean and I've always thought the ocean should be
on the outside. -Douglas Adams
Quinn Inuit
the keyboard with the cat, spelling out:
>Poot, red and some people who are not extremely bad need to get away from
>that group. James Parry and his friends who are mean are not friends to any
>person. They are like the devil and bad angels. They will eat each other.
Mmmm, I don't know about Poot and Red, but I love the smell of roasted
kook between my teeth!
-Q.I.
--
Doh: And I have shown you only a fraction of my power. Now, how would you like to die?
Kabeta: Much, much later.
-ST:TCG "The Doh is Violent"
Luke Breinig
says...
> Wow, nothing escapes you. I think he's only admitted there being
> curses against him what,
> fifty times now?
I suppose that irony does not exist in the bizarro universe, no?
> That's omnipresence for ya.
WHY THAT WORKS EVEN BETTER THAN SUPERDETERMINISM!!!
> Brilliant, and here I thought God was the judge, not slime.
Again, that irony thing. In the future, I will include this disclaimer
in all of my posts:
****NOTE TO EVERYONE READING THIS POST ON BIZARRO USENET -- THIS POST
IS AN ATTEMPT TO POINT OUT THE LOGICAL INCONSISTENCY IN KURT'S SILLY
PSEUDO-RELIGIOUS RAMBLINGS. I AM NOT, REPEAT _NOT_ ACTUALLY POSTULATING
ANY TYPE OF COHERENT PHILOSOPHICAL PREMISE. THANK YOU****
> Must be nice to be even less logical than a kook. May be that is why
> YANA.
And may be that's why YDNE, HTH, HAND
> Yours in slime,
>
> x
[While Luke has Xibo busy posting, Scrappy Doo runs around behind him,
and ties him up in a curtain!]
Xibo: Wha! Wha! Let me outta here!
Fred: Looks like it's curtains for you, Xibo! Now, let's see who you
really are!
Shaggy: Like, ZOINKS!
[Fred pulls off the Xibo mask...]
All: EINSTEIN!!!
Shaggy: Like, ZOINKS!
Velma: You just dreamed up this Xibo scheme to scare all the usenet
posters away while you stole all the candy in the world!
Einstein: And it woulda worked if it wasn't for you meddling KIDS!
Token Police Officer: You're coming with me, Einstein! You're gonna
do some hard time in alt.fan.limp-bizkit!
Shaggy: Like, ZOINKS!
Scooby: reeehe Hur hur HE he Hur Hur!
Kurt Stocklmeir
people. Most people are bad. I guess they are not suppose to get good
things.
I think God will punish most people if they get good theories because they
are not suppose to get good things.
People are not suppose to let their dogs and cats have children. There are
to many dogs and cats.
People are suppose to throw food out for animals.
I tell girls I do not want to kiss any girl who has the blood of animals in
her mouth and the bodies of animals between her teeth.
A girl can not be sexy if she has the bodies of animals between her teeth.
Slavek Krepelka
xxein
Marco Manfredini
Thank you for your advice. From now on, I will only give bad physics to bad
people. So, when I meet a girl with a dead racoon between her teeth, I will
tell her lies about the decay time of cobalt.
> People are not suppose to let their dogs and cats have children.
I won't doubt this.
--
Marco
Leah Casner
Patricia Wadley wrote:mom
>
> > .
> >
> > --
> > I don't want to make fun of this boat but it was full
> > of ocean and I've always thought the ocean should be
> > on the outside. -Douglas Adams
dONCHA JUST hate THAT?
Patricia Wadley
Quinn Inuit wrote:
>
>
> The universe has a flat and is stranded on the highway.
You shoulda joined UVA, how many times did you throw the brochure aside, saying,
I'll never need this cause my FTL will never, ever break down and there you go, on
the side of the, well, what side of what are you stranded on? String? so there
you go strung out and about the universe, without a UVA card, and no phone that
works. Well it is your own damned fault and see if I come drag your sorry butt
outta there again.
mom
Luke Breinig
"Kurt Stocklmeir" <kurtsto...@worldnet.att.net> wrote:
> I think God will punish most people if they give good physics
> theories to
> people. Most people are bad. I guess they are not suppose to get
> good
> things.
>
> I think God will punish most people if they get good theories because
> they
> are not suppose to get good things.
>
> to many dogs and cats.
>
> People are suppose to throw food out for animals.
>
> I tell girls I do not want to kiss any girl who has the blood of
> animals in
> her mouth and the bodies of animals between her teeth.
>
> A girl can not be sexy if she has the bodies of animals between her
> teeth.
Could someone reach over and smack Kurt, please? He's skipping again.
-Luke
Smart1234
>people.
<Snip>
God wants us to forgive and shop mercy toward others, ony THEN he will show
mercy. It's like the parable of the dude that owed alot of money to a king. The
king forgave that man all his debts. Then that man turned around and did the
opposite, and DID NOT forgive and show mercy to those that owed him, THEN king
came back and changed his mind and jailed, punished and cursed the man he
originally forgave. If we don't show mercy and forgiveness toward others ( like
Jeffmo..), THEN God will show no mercy and forgiveness to others. Only then
does God curse others like you say. But initially God is pure and total LOVE.
God sent his Son Jesus Christ to help save mankind, not damn it.
Tell me if I am wrong Kurt.... .
EMail : Smar...@aol.com
My Home Page : http://welcome.to/Smart1234
Topics:
1) The New Atomic Testament (Alternative Model Of Atom)
2) Smart's Unified Helix Spiral Field Theory
3) Anti-gravity, etc.....
pete
>
> > A girl can not be sexy if she has the bodies of animals between her
> > teeth.
>
> Could someone reach over and smack Kurt, please? He's skipping again.
>
> -Luke
I like to copy and paste from Kurt's posts
but if he keeps copying and pasting his own posts,
I'm going to run out of material.
--
pete
Marco Manfredini
news:20001002020521...@ng-bh1.aol.com...
> >I think God will punish most people if they give good physics theories to
> >people.
>
> <Snip>
>
>
> God wants us to forgive and shop mercy toward others, ony THEN he will
show
> mercy. It's like the parable of the dude that owed alot of money to a
king. The
> king forgave that man all his debts. Then that man turned around and did
the
> opposite, and DID NOT forgive and show mercy to those that owed him, THEN
king
> came back and changed his mind and jailed, punished and cursed the man he
> originally forgave. If we don't show mercy and forgiveness toward others
> Jeffmo..), THEN God will show no mercy and forgiveness to others. Only
then
> does God curse others like you say. But initially God is pure and total
LOVE.
> God sent his Son Jesus Christ to help save mankind, not damn it.
Ths post would have been funny if you had left out 'not'
> Tell me if I am wrong Kurt.... .
>
>
> EMail : Smar...@aol.com
> My Home Page : http://welcome.to/Smart1234
>
> Topics:
> 1) The New Atomic Testament (Alternative Model Of Atom)
> 2) Smart's Unified Helix Spiral Field Theory
> 3) Anti-gravity, etc.....damn it!!
JohnT
with God's permission or approval. All the faithlessness exists by the
Will of God, and in fact one cannot believe unless God zaps faith into
a person's mind, according to the Bible.
God does not exist.
John
Luke Breinig
smar...@aol.com (Smart1234) wrote:
> >I think God will punish most people if they give good physics
> >theories to people.
<snip>
> God sent his Son Jesus Christ to help save mankind, not damn it.
> Tell me if I am wrong Kurt.... .
Well, Smart (If that IS your real name...), He did say God only
punishes people if they give _good_ physics theories to people, so I
think you're off the hook one way or the other.
Luke Breinig
Congratulations! That's the most asinine attempt to disprove the
existence of god that I've seen in a long time. Even on usenet.
That's the kind of illogical crap one comes to expect from highschool
wannabe satanists. It's only been universally accepted for, what, 400
years that one cannot prove God's existence ontologically, so now
you're trying to disprove it by essentially the same method?
HTH
Fool
>
> In article <39D8781D...@BABELinformatics.FISHnet>,
> JohnT <j...@BABELinformatics.FISHnet> wrote:
> > All the rotten, cruel and tragic events of the universe have happened
> > with God's permission or approval. All the faithlessness exists by the
> > Will of God, and in fact one cannot believe unless God zaps faith into
> > a person's mind, according to the Bible.
> >
> > God does not exist.
> >
> > John
>
> Congratulations! That's the most asinine attempt to disprove the
> existence of god that I've seen in a long time.
> Even on usenet.
Blasphemy. Usenet's bozosity is unlimited. FAQ 3:16
--
To email me, remove 'it' from my address.
Nazgul
wrote:
I definitely would not go so far as to say that I'm stuck in a rut...
stuck in a rut... stuck in a rut... stuck in a rut...
Nazgul
--
"The Drums will Shake the Castle Wall,
The Ringwraiths Ride in Black" - Led Zepplin "Battle of Evermore"
Nazgul
wrote:
>In article <39D8781D...@BABELinformatics.FISHnet>,
> JohnT <j...@BABELinformatics.FISHnet> wrote:
>> All the rotten, cruel and tragic events of the universe have happened
>> with God's permission or approval. All the faithlessness exists by the
>> Will of God, and in fact one cannot believe unless God zaps faith into
>> a person's mind, according to the Bible.
>>
>> God does not exist.
>>
>> John
>
>Congratulations! That's the most asinine attempt to disprove the
>existence of god that I've seen in a long time. Even on usenet.
<Nazgul cracks his knuckles>
I am taller than some people, yet shorter than others. Also, I am
male, and hedgehogs are spiny. Thus God does not exist.....
Nazgul
P.S. How's that?
David DeLaney
>Luke Breinig <lbre...@alltel.net> wrote:
>>Congratulations! That's the most asinine attempt to disprove the
>>existence of god that I've seen in a long time. Even on usenet.
>
><Nazgul cracks his knuckles>
Hey! Didn't your mom tell you they'll freeze that way?
>I am taller than some people, yet shorter than others. Also, I am
>male, and hedgehogs are spiny. Thus God does not exist.....
>Nazgul
>P.S. How's that?
That's not asinine. That's just sil-ly.
Dave "kibological disproofs of the existence of God: discuss" DeLaney
PS: Followups set
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It's not the clock that slows the hour The definition's plain for anyone to see
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JohnT
Luke Breinig wrote:
> In article <39D8781D...@BABELinformatics.FISHnet>,
> JohnT <j...@BABELinformatics.FISHnet> wrote:
> > All the rotten, cruel and tragic events of the universe have happened
> > with God's permission or approval. All the faithlessness exists by the
> > Will of God, and in fact one cannot believe unless God zaps faith into
> > a person's mind, according to the Bible.
> >
> > God does not exist.
> >
> > John
>
> Congratulations! That's the most asinine attempt to disprove the
> existence of god that I've seen in a long time. Even on usenet.
> That's the kind of illogical crap one comes to expect from highschool
> wannabe satanists. It's only been universally accepted for, what, 400
> years that one cannot prove God's existence ontologically, so now
> you're trying to disprove it by essentially the same method?
>
> HTH
>
> -Luke
>
Child, that's merely proof that the theology that is explicit in the New
Testament and implied in the Old Testament accidentally portrays God
as a despicable cosmic tyrant far more evil than Satan could be on his
best day. But as far as Satan is concerned, the ol' devil is not found
in Judaism until it imported some ideas from Persia (Iran) late in the
Old Testament times. Persia is just south of India, whose polytheistic
culture was called Sanatana Dharma, which means something like
The Way of Righteousness (Hindu style). There's a possibility, and a
very sharp Jewish OT and history scholar agreed with me this summer,
that the term Satan may simply be a mis-pronounced and misunderstood
garbling of the Hindu term Sanatana Dharma, and indicate some sort
of ancient disagreement or conflict between polytheistic India and
monotheistic Persia. In other words, there is no devil.
Regarding the question of whether there's a god, it's fair to say that
there is no omnipotent omnicient supreme being who has any interest
in being believed in or worshipped and we'll just have to get along
without the Heavenly Daddyo. You dig it, brotha?
John
Beable van Polasm
> Luke Breinig wrote:
>
> > In article <39D8781D...@BABELinformatics.FISHnet>,
> > JohnT <j...@BABELinformatics.FISHnet> wrote:
> > > All the rotten, cruel and tragic events of the universe have happened
> > > with God's permission or approval. All the faithlessness exists by the
> > > Will of God, and in fact one cannot believe unless God zaps faith into
> > > a person's mind, according to the Bible.
> > >
> > > God does not exist.
> >
> > existence of god that I've seen in a long time. Even on usenet.
> > That's the kind of illogical crap one comes to expect from highschool
> > wannabe satanists. It's only been universally accepted for, what, 400
> > years that one cannot prove God's existence ontologically, so now
> > you're trying to disprove it by essentially the same method?
On to logically? Please try to use bigger words.
> Child, that's merely proof that the theology that is explicit in the New
> Testament and implied in the Old Testament accidentally portrays God
> as a despicable cosmic tyrant far more evil than Satan could be on his
> best day. But as far as Satan is concerned, the ol' devil is not found
> in Judaism until it imported some ideas from Persia (Iran) late in the
> Old Testament times. Persia is just south of India,
Mmmm I LOVE that Persian Tea! I don't think their cricket team
is good enough however. By the way, please explain how they
managed to get those ideas all the way from South Of India over
to Judaistia.
> whose polytheistic culture was called Sanatana Dharma, which means
> something like The Way of Righteousness (Hindu style). There's a
> possibility, and a very sharp Jewish OT and history scholar agreed
> with me this summer, that the term Satan may simply be a
> mis-pronounced and misunderstood garbling of the Hindu term Sanatana
> Dharma, and indicate some sort of ancient disagreement or conflict
> between polytheistic India and monotheistic Persia. In other words,
> there is no devil.
Are you implying that Santana does not exist? Because I saw him
on TeeVee.
> Regarding the question of whether there's a god, it's fair to say that
> there is no omnipotent omnicient supreme being who has any interest
> in being believed in or worshipped and we'll just have to get along
> without the Heavenly Daddyo. You dig it, brotha?
Prove it.
cheers
Beable van Polasm
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I just sit here, thinking, and gravity does all the
work.
AM-ZING!
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Fuckin' fuckheads
Luke Breinig
Well, DUH, of course there's no Satan. Also, there's no Santa, or Xibo,
either.
> Regarding the question of whether there's a god, it's fair to say that
> there is no omnipotent omnicient supreme being who has any interest
> in being believed in or worshipped and we'll just have to get along
> without the Heavenly Daddyo. You dig it, brotha?
Okay, that makes more sense. Personally, I tend towards a strong
foundationalist / pseudo-existentialist model of human knowledge. SO...
I think what you meant was that you fail to be convinced that God exists.
-Luke
JohnT
Beable van Polasm wrote:
> JohnT <j...@inXSformatics.net> writes:
> > Luke Breinig wrote:
> >
> > > In article <39D8781D...@BABELinformatics.FISHnet>,
> > > JohnT <j...@BABELinformatics.FISHnet> wrote:
> > > > All the rotten, cruel and tragic events of the universe have happened
> > > > with God's permission or approval. All the faithlessness exists by the
> > > > Will of God, and in fact one cannot believe unless God zaps faith into
> > > > a person's mind, according to the Bible.
> > > >
> > > > God does not exist.
> > >
> > > Congratulations! That's the most asinine attempt to disprove the
> > > existence of god that I've seen in a long time. Even on usenet.
> > > That's the kind of illogical crap one comes to expect from highschool
> > > wannabe satanists. It's only been universally accepted for, what, 400
> > > years that one cannot prove God's existence ontologically, so now
> > > you're trying to disprove it by essentially the same method?
>
> On to logically? Please try to use bigger words.
You need to ask that of Luke Breinig. Seems like ontology
recapitalizes philately or something like that---at least that's
what my biography teacher used to say while divesting frogs. ;-)
>
> > Child, that's merely proof that the theology that is explicit in the New
> > Testament and implied in the Old Testament accidentally portrays God
> > as a despicable cosmic tyrant far more evil than Satan could be on his
> > best day. But as far as Satan is concerned, the ol' devil is not found
> > in Judaism until it imported some ideas from Persia (Iran) late in the
> > Old Testament times. Persia is just south of India,
>
> Mmmm I LOVE that Persian Tea! I don't think their cricket team
> is good enough however. By the way, please explain how they
> managed to get those ideas all the way from South Of India over
> to Judaistia.
Very simple. There were several dominant regimes in OT times.
Assyria conquered part of Israel, and then Babylon conquered a
large part of the Mideast including Israel around 586 BCE. Cyrus
the Persian, his son Cambyses, and grandson Darius from the
Indus Valley and central Asia to Egypt. The Jews were on very
good terms with the Persians and in fact considered them liberators
from the rule of Babylon.
>
> > whose polytheistic culture was called Sanatana Dharma, which means
> > something like The Way of Righteousness (Hindu style). There's a
> > possibility, and a very sharp Jewish OT and history scholar agreed
> > with me this summer, that the term Satan may simply be a
> > mis-pronounced and misunderstood garbling of the Hindu term Sanatana
> > Dharma, and indicate some sort of ancient disagreement or conflict
> > between polytheistic India and monotheistic Persia. In other words,
> > there is no devil.
>
> Are you implying that Santana does not exist? Because I saw him
> on TeeVee.
>
> > Regarding the question of whether there's a god, it's fair to say that
> > there is no omnipotent omnicient supreme being who has any interest
> > in being believed in or worshipped and we'll just have to get along
> > without the Heavenly Daddyo. You dig it, brotha?
>
> Prove it.
Hey, bro, I don't have to prove it. God is proving it---if he exists.
That's obvious. If people could see the bearded old chap glaring
out of the clouds and bellowing at the people of Earth like he
does in the Monty Python and the Holy Grail movie, there would
not be any question about it. If God exists, he has no interest in
being believed in or worshipped. Then again, he might not exist!
Who was it that said Man created God in his own image?
John
Fool
>
> Hey, bro, I don't have to prove it. God is proving it---if he exists.
> That's obvious. If people could see the bearded old chap glaring
> out of the clouds and bellowing at the people of Earth like he
> does in the Monty Python and the Holy Grail movie, there would
> not be any question about it. If God exists, he has no interest in
> being believed in or worshipped. Then again, he might not exist!
>
> Who was it that said Man created God in his own image?
Sounds like Alfred Einstein, well-known COMMUNIST.
Crgre Jvyyneq
15:04:47 GMT]
>I think what you meant was that you fail to be convinced that
>God exists.
>
>
NO CONVINCING METANARRATIVE 601
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``Line up all clanangers. TO witness the fall of the photon.'' -
-Wile-E-Cyote, PHD
Mikal 606
"JohnT" <j...@inXSformatics.net> wrote in message
news:39DA24A5...@inXSformatics.net...
>
<snip>
> Who was it that said Man created God in his own image?
>
I think i twas Arthur Treacher.
If it want that bloke it was Tim.
> John
>
>
>
Sian Massey
<j...@inXSformatics.net> writes
>
>
>You need to ask that of Luke Breinig. Seems like ontology
>recapitalizes philately or something like that---at least that's
>what my biography teacher used to say while divesting frogs. ;-)
>
>
electricity pylons cause cancer.
--
Sian
Beable van Polasm
> Beable van Polasm wrote:
> > JohnT <j...@inXSformatics.net> writes:
> > > But as far as Satan is concerned, the ol' devil is not found in
> > > Judaism until it imported some ideas from Persia (Iran) late in
> > > the Old Testament times. Persia is just south of India,
> >
> > Mmmm I LOVE that Persian Tea! I don't think their cricket team
> > is good enough however. By the way, please explain how they
> > managed to get those ideas all the way from South Of India over
> > to Judaistia.
>
> Very simple. There were several dominant regimes in OT times.
> Assyria conquered part of Israel, and then Babylon conquered a
> large part of the Mideast including Israel around 586 BCE. Cyrus
> the Persian, his son Cambyses, and grandson Darius from the
> Indus Valley and central Asia to Egypt. The Jews were on very
> good terms with the Persians and in fact considered them liberators
> from the rule of Babylon.
Ooooooo kaaaaaaay, now tell us who conquered Sri Lanka, and when.
You know that "just south of India" is either Sri Lanka or The
Indian Ocean, right? And I guess you don't think that Atlantis
was in The Indian Ocean, so you must mean Sri Lanka. UNLESS IT
WAS PATRICK DUFFY AND THE WATER PEOPLE! DON'T TRUST PEOPLE WITH
WEBBED FINGERS WHO SWIM FUNNY!
> > > Regarding the question of whether there's a god, it's fair to say that
> > > there is no omnipotent omnicient supreme being who has any interest
> > > in being believed in or worshipped and we'll just have to get along
> > > without the Heavenly Daddyo. You dig it, brotha?
> >
> > Prove it.
>
> Hey, bro, I don't have to prove it.
Yes you do. Otherwise it's not "fair to say".
cheers
Beable van Polasm
--
We're not ATTACKING you, -- Red
we're KISSING you with our FISTS. -- Karlo
IQC 78189333
http://members.nbci.com/_______/index.html
Crgre Jvyyneq
GMT]
>No, no, no - oncology recapitulates pylogeny. Or, to put it
>simply, electricity pylons cause cancer.
They also cause normal alpha ice coast addiction.
David DeLaney
>[Sian Massey, alt.religion.kibology, Tue, 03 Oct 2000 20:06:53 GMT]
>
>>No, no, no - oncology recapitulates pylogeny. Or, to put it
>>simply, electricity pylons cause cancer.
>
>They also cause normal alpha ice coast addiction.
Finally. 'Help quenching autofluorescence in nudibranch brane' gets
translated into Midwestern!
Dave "distimming furiously" DeLaney
--
\/David DeLaney posting from d...@vic.com "It's not the pot that grows the flower
JohnT
Luke Breinig wrote:
> > monotheistic Persia. In other words, there is no devil.
>
> Well, DUH, of course there's no Satan. Also, there's no Santa, or Xibo,
> either.
>
> > Regarding the question of whether there's a god, it's fair to say that
> > there is no omnipotent omnicient supreme being who has any interest
> > in being believed in or worshipped and we'll just have to get along
> > without the Heavenly Daddyo. You dig it, brotha?
>
> Okay, that makes more sense. Personally, I tend towards a strong
> foundationalist / pseudo-existentialist model of human knowledge. SO...
> I think what you meant was that you fail to be convinced that God exists.
>
> -Luke
Pretty much so. But I would put the onus on God, not on the often
imperceptive human perception. Imagine an omnipotent being in
heaven (wherever that may be) feeling sad and blue, or maybe mad,
because the talking monkeys he created don't believe in him. It doesn't
take much imagination to think of some ways for God to make
believers of people if he exists. God created salesmen---he ought to
know how to sell himself! But there is no convincing hocus-pocus
or bearded-chap-in-the-clouds stuff to persuade people that God is.
Keep in mind that it's an ongoing process. It isn't good enough for
God to put in an appearance, let's say, 5000 years ago, and then
a couple more 3000 and 2000 years ago, and not very convincing
appearances at that, and then go away and expect intelligent people
to believe in an all-powerful all-knowing spirit in the sky who never
comes around and says "hi, how may I help you today?" There's a
logical problem with an omnicient god who has to ask that in the
first place, but then there are many more logical problems with
believing in the version of God the Bible advertises. But one of
the most obvious is that if there's a god, he doesn't seem to have
any interest in being believed in, worshipped, or prayed to. So
even if there is a God, we don't know what he's like. Further,
he's made himself irrelevant to our existence and living. Religious
leaders from the shamans onward have in fact spoken for
themselves, not any supreme being. The best of them tried to
con us for our own good, and the worst were ripoff artists and
allies of crooked politicians. By leaders, I mean mainly founders
like the possibly fictitious Moses, not "follower" priests and laymen.
Meanwhile, God has been off having a coffee and bagel in the
Restaurant at the Edge of the Universe (gotta try to find that and
the rest of Doug Adams' books).
John
Mikal 606
"JohnT" <j...@inXSformatics.net> wrote in message
>
> Luke Breinig wrote:
>
> > > monotheistic Persia. In other words, there is no devil.
> >
> > Well, DUH, of course there's no Satan. Also, there's no Santa, or Xibo,
> > either.
> >
> > > Regarding the question of whether there's a god, it's fair to say that
> > > there is no omnipotent omnicient supreme being who has any interest
> > > in being believed in or worshipped and we'll just have to get along
> > > without the Heavenly Daddyo. You dig it, brotha?
> >
> > Okay, that makes more sense. Personally, I tend towards a strong
> > foundationalist / pseudo-existentialist model of human knowledge. SO...
> > I think what you meant was that you fail to be convinced that God
exists.
> >
> > -Luke
>
> Pretty much so. But I would put the onus on God, not on the often
> imperceptive human perception. Imagine an omnipotent being in
> heaven (wherever that may be) feeling sad and blue, or maybe mad,
> because the talking monkeys he created don't believe in him. It doesn't
> take much imagination to think of some ways for God to make
> believers of people if he exists. God created salesmen---
Haw HAW HAW!!!!!1
HEY WHAT COLOUR SMOKE COMES OUT OF TEH BOX WHEN A NEW XIBO HAS FINALLY BEEN
CHOOSED?
THANK YOU BYE I NEED IT FOR A MEMO-
Jim Vandewalker
wrote:
>
>Ooooooo kaaaaaaay, now tell us who conquered Sri Lanka, and when.
>You know that "just south of India" is either Sri Lanka or The
>Indian Ocean, right? And I guess you don't think that Atlantis
>was in The Indian Ocean, so you must mean Sri Lanka. UNLESS IT
>WAS PATRICK DUFFY AND THE WATER PEOPLE! DON'T TRUST PEOPLE WITH
>WEBBED FINGERS WHO SWIM FUNNY!
Beable did not check his FACTS before posting nonsense to Usenet the way
*I* always do!
Sri Lanka is NOT just south of India. HAW HAW! Beable looses! CEYLON is
what's just south of India.
--
Jim the Geographically Sophisticated Dead Guy
Crgre Jvyyneq
20:46:42 GMT]
>
>Sri Lanka is NOT just south of India. HAW HAW! Beable
>looses! CEYLON is what's just south of India.
>
>
Your geographic know-how is Assam!
JeffMo
>On 04 Oct 2000 09:50:37 +1100, Beable van Polasm <bea...@my-deja.com>
>wrote:
>>
>>Ooooooo kaaaaaaay, now tell us who conquered Sri Lanka, and when.
>>You know that "just south of India" is either Sri Lanka or The
>>Indian Ocean, right? And I guess you don't think that Atlantis
>>was in The Indian Ocean, so you must mean Sri Lanka. UNLESS IT
>>WAS PATRICK DUFFY AND THE WATER PEOPLE! DON'T TRUST PEOPLE WITH
>>WEBBED FINGERS WHO SWIM FUNNY!
>
>Beable did not check his FACTS before posting nonsense to Usenet the way
>*I* always do!
>
>Sri Lanka is NOT just south of India. HAW HAW! Beable looses! CEYLON is
>what's just south of India.
>
>--
>Jim the Geographically Sophisticated Dead Guy
I'm so glad that a.r.k is in the group list.
JeffMo
"Religion is said not to work if you don't first believe.
Airplanes do not have that limitation." -- JeffMo
G=EMC^2 Glazier
Quinn Inuit
hit the keyboard with the cat, spelling out:
>> monotheistic Persia. In other words, there is no devil.
>
>Well, DUH, of course there's no Satan. Also, there's no Santa, or Xibo,
>either.
Does ~ibo know that?
-Q.I.
--
I would think the conspiracy/divine theories would be
more believable if they were about something _safe_
exploding, like a Nerf ball destroying Manhattan.
-Kibo
Luke Breinig
quinn...@POINGyahoo.com (Quinn Inuit) wrote:
>
> Does ~ibo know that?
>
Of course he does. He fervently denies it, though.
xibo
> >
>
> Of course he does. He fervently denies it, though.
>
I do NOT bloody deny it, and bloody well stop searchenginebombing me.
x
G=EMC^2 Glazier
Crgre Jvyyneq
>
>I do NOT bloody deny it, and bloody well stop
>searchenginebombing me.
>
>
I keep reading this as "Slime can't love, be merciful, etc "
Bill Newcomb
xibo <xi...@soon.com> wrote:
> > > Does ~ibo know that?
> > >
> >
> > Of course he does. He fervently denies it, though.
> >
>
HA! This just PROVES that you're not the real Xibo: the real Xibo
would know who ~ibo is!
--
u e s i s c m | Nothing to see here
n k @ p e . o | Move along
G=EMC^2 Glazier
Kurt Stocklmeir
From the Bible God told Saint Jude about wandering stars to whom is
reserved blackness of darkness forever. God may have been talking about
black holes. I have talked a lot about why a black hole wanders.
I think I have found from the Bible that God says there is the ether.
I tell girls I do not want to kiss any girl who has the blood of animals in
her mouth and the bodies of animals between her teeth.
Chris Hillman
On Tue, 10 Oct 2000, Kurt Stocklmeir wrote:
> A person is what they do.
>
> From the Bible God told Saint Jude about wandering stars to whom is
> reserved blackness of darkness forever. God may have been talking about
> black holes.
Or He might have been using a metaphor.
> I have talked a lot about why a black hole wanders.
Really? All we ever hear you talk about seems to be curses! :-)
> I think I have found from the Bible that God says there is the ether.
Congragulations, Kurt!
By the way, did you find any good curses in there too?
> I tell girls I do not want to kiss any girl who has the blood of
> animals in her mouth and the bodies of animals between her teeth.
You keep telling us that, but what you never quite get around to is
describing their reaction to your cruel rejection of their passionate
advances.
Chris "The World Wonders" Hillman
Home Page: http://www.math.washington.edu/~hillman/personal.html
JohnT
Quinn Inuit wrote:
> On Sun, 24 Sep 2000 22:03:32 GMT, kurtsto...@worldnet.att.net hit
> the keyboard with the cat, spelling out:
>
> >God likes curses. God creates a curse when an innocent person gets hurt by
> >dishonest people. God makes a curse worse when people look the other way.
>
> You've been watching too much of the Three Stooges, haven't you?
Aloha, Kurt and Quinn, I just noticed this thread. It's got very
Deep Thoughts.
>
>
> >Curses makes things fair. Curses create justice. From the Bible God
> >punishes the whole group if some of the group are dishonest.
>
> Wow, you're dumb!
That's what it says. Who was it, Joshua, who led the Israelites to
war and gave them orders not to take any booty? They lost, and
Joshua searched the troops and found some dude who took something.
He and maybe his family were stoned to death. However, the Bible
fails to note that this victim was just the First guy Joshua found who
took something. There must have been some other troops further down
the line who were saying "Whew!"
>
> >Sins of a person goes for 3 or 4 generations of their family.
>
> Which makes perfect sense?
Nope, doesn't fit the modern concept of justice at all, toss it out.
>
>
> >Moses and good people were lost for 40 years because they were associated
> >with dishonest people.
>
> Just read Exodus some more until you get this one right.
Well now, the view is developing that Moses and the Exodus were
just myths created at a somewhat later date. The Real dishonest
people were the mythmakers.
> >When Jessbell was in charge of a country God kept water away from the country
> >for about 3 years.
Jessbell? The usual spelling is Jezebel. Note the 3-year period.
>
> >
> >When Saul was in charge of a country God kept water away from the country for
> >about 3 years.
>
> It's not worth it.
Again note the 3-year period. This is a typical length of drought
associated with a solar activity peak. If these dry spells were
supposed to have been prophesied as being punishment for
something, you can with reasonable confidence say that these
rulers were being conned by these predictions.
> >Abraham was not fair to a girl and their child. God created a curse. There
> >will always be fighting for the land that Moses got.
>
> Not according to the Hebrew Scriptures. Where do you get this stuff?
I thought the dispute was supposed to be between the descendants
of Esau and Jacob. But regardless, the grass there isn't very green,
the fields in many places are too rocky to plow, the neighbors are
unfriendly and rowdy, and the job market is lousy. Why does anyone
put up with it instead of trying to get a US "green card"?
> >God said he would destroy a country because of dishonest judges. I guess
> >that includes dishonest police and dishonest district attorneys.
>
> What about confused ex-bailiffs?
>
> >I guess God will destroy a country because of dishonest laws. A lot of
> >dishonest people get to much punishment.
>
> How do they get there? Amtrak?
>
> >I think every time police associated with the U.S. beat up a person with out
> >a good reason God hurts a lot of people, kills a lot of people and destroys a
> >lot of people.
>
> Gosh, your God is smart!
That's a lot easier than making them fairminded and civilized. Hey,
what's this? Every time a cop in Los Angeles slugs someone, God
slays 51 people in Uganda????? Every time a New York cop
roughs up a gang member, God strikes 62 Cambodians with
lightning?????? hmmmm Oh well, every time a Singapore cop
clubs a shoplifter, a US bridge collapses killing 47 people. I
guess God is fair.
> >God does not like mandatory sentences.
>
> Hey, he just told me he does! Right here! Via mind link!
"Whosoever believeth not is condemned already" to burn in hell
forever---mandatory sentencing. Gee, God's a hard-nosed and
extremely unjust judge! How about that!
> >Most district attorneys are dishonest. There needs to be a law that says
> >any person who was a district attorney can not become a judge.
>
> We've heard this one, Kurt.
>
> >I tell girls I do not want to kiss any girl who has the blood of animals in
> >her mouth and the bodies of animals between her teeth.
>
> I'll bet you have to fight the women off, Kurt. You sexy guy, you.
I get more dates than I can handle by walking around chomping
on an angry beaver or wire-haired terrier. Chicks dig a guy with
a live animal in his mouth more than a guy with muscles! Kurt,
you should try it sometime. However, I agree with what you say
about girls who do that---they're a bit wild even for me!
John
JohnT
Quinn Inuit wrote:
> On Sun, 24 Sep 2000 22:20:06 GMT, kurtsto...@worldnet.att.net hit
> the keyboard with the cat, spelling out:
>
> >God helps me with physics. Before God sends to me a theory God creates a
> >curse against it. Only I can know it. Only I can use it.
>
> So you're cursed? With stupidity?
>
> >Using praying to God I have tried to create curses against all my theories.
> >It would be good if any person who knows any of my theories is doomed.
>
> WHAT?
You know what Kurt's game here is, I hope. It's obvious. He gets
his theories cursed, and then tells them to people he wants to be
mean to, so they will suffer the curse of hearing his theories. If
Kurt were kind and thoughtful, he'd keep his cursed theories to
himself and not try to make others suffer. Kurt is mean.
> >I have tried to create curses against people associated with the physics faq.
> > I think they have used my theory for their page.
>
> This is surreal.
>
> >People associated with these physics groups need to get together and create a
> >new physics faq. If they do not they are guilty. God will send to them what
> >they ask for.
>
> I want ALL THE CANDY IN THE WORLD!!!111! And pez.
That's quite a promise, "God will send to them what they ask for."
I asked a lot years ago, and haven't gotten it yet. So don't get your
hopes up, Quinn. I'd ask God to make all the religious nuts stop
posting in science newsgroups, but am sorry to say that I lack faith
and therefore don't feel that asking is worth the effort.
> >God makes things go bad for bad people. God creates a curse against good
> >things if people are not suppose to get them.
>
> "You are not yet ready for immortality."
One fine Sunday morning, a priest looked at the beautiful day
and his golf clubs, and called in sick to his church. He went
to the golf course, and started playing. His round went great,
with a 2 under par there and a 3 under here. On hole 18, he
teed off superbly, the ball soared like an eagle, landed on the
green and rolled into the cup for his first hole in one! The
priest was ecstatic as he went to get the ball. As he picked
it up, the sky darkened with clouds, and then a rumbling
voice asked, "Who are you going to tell?"
> >I try not to buy things from companies that abuse animals. I try not to buy
> >things from Pro. and Gamble and Kraft.
>
> I get it. The whole blood of animals thing is a metaphor, right? Do
> you know what metaphor means, Kurt?
It's unclear where this animal rights stuff comes from. Animals
abuse and eat each other, and have for quite a few years.
> >People need to tell people about these things or they are guilty.
Beg pardon, Kurt, God says people are guilty already. But he
gets mad only if you go around with a live pig or tiger or other
unclean animal in your mouth. It's ok to chew on a live sheep,
for example, though the fur kinda sticks in your teeth.
John